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00:00 Do you have to re-explain the questions to everyone or just me?
00:04 No, I'm just asking.
00:05 That was a little weird.
00:06 I just wanted to make sure you got it.
00:08 I'm sitting here going, "Am I dumb?"
00:10 Hey, my name is Sebastian Maniscalco and I'm back to answer the internet.
00:24 What is the craziest thing you've seen somebody do on a flight?
00:29 I've seen this multiple times and I don't know if the rest of the internet finds this crazy,
00:35 but I've seen a lot of people go to the bathroom barefoot.
00:39 And I often question, "Do they know that on the floor is piss?"
00:46 Should you be allowed to text check your phone at a movie theater?
00:53 I believe at a movie theater, your phone is completely off.
00:58 Totally off?
00:59 Totally off.
01:00 You do the old man, like, "Turn it off."
01:01 Turn it off.
01:02 Not even just silence it.
01:03 No, it's serious.
01:04 I can't just do a little light.
01:05 No.
01:06 If you want to do that, stay home.
01:09 I'm so sorry that there's this little light that might get in the way of your face for a second
01:15 while you're watching a 50-foot screen.
01:17 That's why I don't go to the movies.
01:19 What would your vanity plate be if you got one?
01:24 Wow.
01:25 How many letters could you have?
01:28 Seven?
01:29 Is it seven?
01:30 Yeah, whatever.
01:31 We won't be strict with it, but--
01:32 Cologne.
01:33 Cologne.
01:34 [laughter]
01:36 Your significant other surprises you with a vacation,
01:40 but you were planning on breaking up with them.
01:43 Do you go on the trip?
01:44 How long after the vacation do you wait to break up?
01:49 I think you'd have to break up prior to the vacation.
01:55 I couldn't go on a vacation with somebody that I knew it was over.
02:00 So you break up and then hopefully--
02:03 Even if it's like the dream vacation, the place you've always wanted to go.
02:07 It's not going to be a dream if the person you're with is a nightmare.
02:13 There you go.
02:15 If you had to pick a song to be the soundtrack of your life,
02:18 what song would you pick?
02:20 I am not particularly into music and lyrics and songs.
02:25 I'm not one of these guys that sings words to songs.
02:29 But if you had to--
02:32 "Eye of the Tiger"?
02:36 [laughter]
02:38 If you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive,
02:41 who would you pick?
02:43 I would have to go with the late Frank Sinatra.
02:48 Just because--
02:50 He just says he's not a music guy, and then he says Frank Sinatra.
02:53 Well, it's not that I'm completely alienating the music business,
02:57 but Frank Sinatra for me would be someone very interesting to sit down with.
03:01 No kidding. No surprise there, right?
03:04 If you had to get rid of one season of the holidays,
03:07 which season would you choose?
03:11 New Year's Eve.
03:13 Not a big New Year's Eve guy.
03:15 Used to be when I was in my early 20s,
03:17 but right now has no significance to me.
03:20 If something inappropriate was playing in the car with your parents,
03:25 would you turn it off or just acknowledge it?
03:29 Same thing with when a sex scene pops up in a movie
03:32 when you're watching with your parents, you know?
03:34 That's happened.
03:36 And what we tend to do is no one looks at each other.
03:40 You kind of look away like it's an accident,
03:44 and then you just continue watching the rest of the movie.
03:47 So I don't think we acknowledge a sex scene.
03:49 That's pretty much how my family does all the emotions.
03:52 Just suppress it.
03:53 Okay, now back to regular.
03:56 If a pigeon was in your house every day when you got home from work,
04:02 how many days would it take for you to think someone put it there to mess with you?
04:09 So you walk in your house as a pigeon, and you're like, "Holy shit, that's crazy."
04:12 The next day you're like, "I can't believe it happened again."
04:14 By what day are you like, "All right, someone's putting a fucking pigeon in my house"?
04:18 You know what? Do you have to re-explain the questions to everyone or just me?
04:23 No, I'm just asking.
04:24 That was a little weird. I just wanted to make sure you got it.
04:27 I'm sitting here going, "Am I dumb?"
04:32 I would think the third day for me,
04:35 I would start to think somebody's playing a joke on me.
04:37 So I'd give it three days on a pigeon in the house.
04:39 Would you rather have to crawl or hop?
04:43 Now hopping is like this.
04:44 Here we go.
04:45 [Laughter]
04:52 I go with a crawl. I'll crawl around rather than hop.
04:55 I think I'd get tired hopping. Crawling is a little bit more my style.
05:00 You're on your knees and you're like grinding on the ground, you know?
05:04 But the knees here with the hopping, there's a lot of impact.
05:08 Are you getting my knees on this shot?
05:11 There's a lot of impact on the knees.
05:14 What is your biggest movie, TV show, unpopular opinion?
05:19 Now this one I need explaining. What does that mean?
05:21 Like, I need some of this.
05:24 [Laughter]
05:25 No, I'm kidding.
05:26 Like, I want to drop out.
05:28 [Laughter]
05:30 So look, now you do need the questions.
05:32 I do. I needed a phone a friend.
05:35 It's unbelievable that you did that and then needed an explanation.
05:38 You don't have one.
05:39 I don't have one. I don't have one. I'm lost for words, guys.
05:42 Maybe it's--
05:43 I was talking about Thanksgiving the other day.
05:45 You hated--what did you say?
05:46 Oh, people bringing stuff over for Thanksgiving.
05:48 Yeah, I don't like people that bring stuff to my house for Thanksgiving.
05:52 If I'm going to have the Thanksgiving, just let me have the Thanksgiving.
05:55 Let me cook.
05:56 We don't need you to bring your cinnamon toast chicken salad to my house for Thanksgiving.
06:03 When you go to someone's house, do you go empty-handed though?
06:05 Wine.
06:06 Well, I was going to say, just bring the wine.
06:07 You don't have to bring some recipe that you--
06:09 No, don't.
06:10 Nice bottle?
06:11 Nice bottle.
06:12 How nice of a bottle of wine do you go?
06:14 Depends where I'm going.
06:15 Depends where I'm going.
06:16 Like, I go into your house--
06:17 [Laughter]
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