TBATS: Jo Berry, napikon kay Super Tekla? (Full Episode 256)
Aired (March 3, 2024): Lumabas ang pagka-competitive ni Atty. Lilet at hindi niya napigilang ilabas ang galit kay Super Tekla. Ano nga ba ang nangyari? Panoorin!
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00:00 It's easy to recognize Kang Kang because he has a bun on his neck and long hair.
00:05 In the whole f*cking country.
00:07 Accused.
00:10 Aguda?
00:11 Accused!
00:13 Lawyer!
00:14 Accused!
00:16 Aguda?
00:18 Accused!
00:20 Live from the GMA Network Studios, it's the Bubay and Tekla Show!
00:27 There!
00:31 A hot bath for our hearts!
00:33 And summer is coming, Bubay, so the weather is getting hotter.
00:37 Because our clothes are hot right now.
00:39 And of course, we'll also have our favorite guests here.
00:45 Tita Tawa is live!
00:49 I like that sound!
00:51 Festival of festivals!
00:53 And of course, here's our first guest.
00:57 We'll have a prank right away, my friend.
00:59 Right away, who is it?
01:01 Of course, it's none other than the young actress,
01:03 very talented and beautiful Miss Sofia Pablo!
01:07 What will happen there?
01:09 It's simple, my friend. We'll read a call later.
01:11 There's a call that's just for fun.
01:15 And Sofia will read the last part of the announcement.
01:19 Let's see if she'll stop laughing or we'll be the ones laughing.
01:25 Okay.
01:27 I'm excited, I'm alive.
01:29 Let's call her. Please welcome our special guest, Sofia Pablo!
01:35 Hello, baby!
01:37 Welcome back to T-Buds!
01:41 And here's our 55th guest!
01:45 55!
01:47 Congratulations! How are you?
01:49 I'm good, but of course, we have a guest.
01:53 There!
01:55 A lot of people are asking where are Alyn and Sai?
01:59 Why aren't you with them?
02:01 Actually, I should be with them today.
02:03 But their schedule for surgery for their waist-long tooth is already scheduled.
02:09 I hope all of them will have a wisdom tooth surgery.
02:15 Wisdom tooth is a surgery?
02:17 Yes, but I'm sure Alyn will watch this.
02:19 Hello, Sai Alyn!
02:21 Say I love you to her.
02:23 Mommy's here.
02:25 Love you, Mimi!
02:29 She's here too.
02:31 Say I love you to her.
02:33 Of course, I love you if you're watching. We miss you!
02:37 What do you call her?
02:39 Aki!
02:41 Aki!
02:43 Why did you call her Aki?
02:47 Because she's Aki.
02:49 Oh, I see.
02:51 We thought we were wrong.
02:53 You're right.
02:55 Before we get to Aki, before we go to our game,
02:59 we have an important announcement.
03:05 Our guard here at GMA, Mr. Lito Dayon, is talking about this.
03:13 His son, Lito Dayon Jr., or more commonly known as Kang Kang, is missing.
03:21 Kang Kang. Kang Kang is 19 years old and he was last seen near the lottery ticket shop in Maycubao.
03:28 How about you, Pia?
03:31 It's easy to recognize Kang Kang because he has a bun on his neck and long hair in the band of ****.
03:39 He's wearing a white T-shirt and it says "Balbon Girl, Love to Evil."
03:45 I think it's something serious.
03:48 One more.
03:49 One more? Director, sorry.
03:50 One more.
03:51 One more.
03:52 Public service announcement.
03:57 Kang Kang is a boy who was last seen near the lottery ticket shop in Maycubao.
04:03 He was last seen near the lottery ticket shop in Maycubao.
04:07 He was last seen near the lottery ticket shop in Maycubao.
04:11 He was last seen near the lottery ticket shop in Maycubao.
04:15 He was last seen near the lottery ticket shop in Maycubao.
04:19 He was last seen near the lottery ticket shop in Maycubao.
04:23 He's wearing a white T-shirt and it says "Balbon Girl, Love to Evil."
04:33 If you see…
04:37 If you see…
04:40 Kang Kang, please call the number on your TV screen.
04:48 Let's all shout…
04:51 [laughs]
04:53 That's how you really shout?
05:03 It's so cute.
05:05 It's so cute how he talks.
05:07 [bleep]
05:08 It's so luxurious.
05:09 [bleep]
05:10 I can't breathe.
05:14 And now he realized he's laughing.
05:19 Okay, let's do it again.
05:21 Can we?
05:22 One more.
05:23 One more?
05:24 I'm so confused.
05:26 Oh my.
05:27 And that's how we pranked Sofia.
05:34 We're going to play again.
05:36 This is real, my friend.
05:37 Yes, we're really going to play.
05:38 But before that, let's call our two guests.
05:42 Correct.
05:43 Actually, they're already next to us.
05:45 You're right.
05:47 We pranked them.
05:48 [laughs]
05:49 Please welcome, from the Aplong Dramang,
05:51 Lilet Matias, Atorney, and Law,
05:54 please welcome, Joe Belly and EA Guzman!
05:58 [cheers]
05:59 Welcome back to D-Box!
06:01 Hello!
06:02 You've been here for a while.
06:03 Yes!
06:04 We're just waiting.
06:05 He's a little bit farsighted.
06:07 [laughs]
06:08 We're just waiting here.
06:09 Atorney, how are you?
06:12 I'm okay.
06:14 Atorney Lilip.
06:15 Lilip.
06:16 He's spelled Lilip.
06:18 Lilip.
06:19 Yes, Lilip.
06:20 Let's not ask questions.
06:22 There's a consultation period.
06:23 Yes.
06:24 Is it right, Atorney?
06:25 Yes.
06:26 A lot of people are asking about--
06:28 Oh no, there's a consultation period.
06:30 True, they can't answer.
06:32 But you really need to answer this.
06:33 What is Lilet Matias about?
06:35 Yes.
06:36 Lilet Matias, Atorney, and Law,
06:39 of course, it's a legal drama.
06:41 And I'll be telling the story of Lilet and the people in her life.
06:45 Oh!
06:47 You should look forward to it.
06:48 You look beautiful.
06:49 You should look forward to our show because every week,
06:53 we have a new case that we're solving.
06:56 So, that's what you should look forward to, Kapus.
06:58 So, in short, you're an attorney here?
06:59 Yes.
07:00 I'm a lawyer here.
07:01 You're a lawyer.
07:02 I'm not--
07:03 No, it's good to be here because I can trust you
07:05 when you're going to demand something.
07:07 [laughs]
07:09 What are you, Atorney?
07:11 I'm a batch of Lilet and Dito,
07:13 which is played by Joe Perry.
07:15 We're Jason Avalos, Annelin Barro.
07:17 We're lawyers here.
07:19 Wow!
07:20 What are your preparations to be a lawyer here?
07:25 We did immersion.
07:28 We did hearings.
07:30 And every taping, we have a lawyer with us.
07:33 Yes.
07:34 So, we can really learn.
07:37 We can learn what we're saying.
07:38 You really studied.
07:40 Yes.
07:41 Of course, on the national television.
07:42 Yes, we'll really look forward to that.
07:45 So, you'll learn a lot of legal matters.
07:47 Yes. Speaking of learning, we'll play first.
07:50 That's it.
07:51 I just said what I had to say.
07:52 Don't worry because this game is new.
07:54 What is this?
07:55 This is the Whisper Challenge.
07:57 Nothing has been done yet.
07:59 It's new.
08:00 Nothing has been done yet.
08:01 Nothing has been done yet.
08:02 Even in the hearing, we don't do it.
08:04 We just do it here, right?
08:06 Yes.
08:07 So, you'll do immersion.
08:08 Yes, immersion.
08:09 You'll guess words and phrases related to the legal profession.
08:14 Yes.
08:15 It's connected.
08:16 What is this?
08:18 Long life.
08:19 Prison.
08:20 Prison.
08:21 Yes.
08:22 There.
08:24 Ready?
08:25 We'll be partners.
08:27 Bubay and Joe will be partners.
08:29 There, the two of us, Ben.
08:30 And we'll be partners.
08:32 E-Aid.
08:33 E-Aid.
08:34 It's easy.
08:35 It's easy.
08:36 You have 60 seconds to guess each word or phrase.
08:39 And the first one to play will be E-Aid and Tekla.
08:42 Me?
08:43 Yes.
08:44 Tekla, you should have a headset.
08:46 You shouldn't hear anything.
08:47 Okay.
08:48 E-Aid will give words or phrases.
08:52 Okay.
08:53 You said we'll test drive first.
08:56 Bro, I love you.
08:58 He heard it.
09:04 Let's start.
09:05 Let's start, my friend.
09:07 What will E-Aid guess?
09:10 Message him first.
09:12 Good luck.
09:13 There.
09:14 Round 1.
09:18 Timer starts now.
09:20 Warrant of arrest.
09:22 Warrant of arrest.
09:24 It's done.
09:26 Warrant of arrest.
09:29 Walis.
09:30 Warrant.
09:32 Walang walis.
09:33 Walang walis.
09:34 Warrant of arrest.
09:37 English.
09:38 English.
09:39 Warrant.
09:41 Walang.
09:42 Warrant.
09:43 Barang.
09:45 Warrant.
09:46 Harang.
09:48 Warrant of arrest.
09:51 Warrant of arrest.
09:53 Yes!
09:54 They got a lot.
09:57 Oh my God.
09:59 Next.
10:00 One more?
10:01 It's noisy.
10:02 It's our turn.
10:03 It's your turn.
10:04 Go.
10:06 You're good, bro.
10:10 Bro.
10:11 Sorry, bro.
10:12 Go, Joe.
10:13 You're good, Joe.
10:15 Joe, you're good.
10:16 What?
10:18 Okay, your sentence, Joe Gans, attorney.
10:22 Start now.
10:25 Accused.
10:27 Accused.
10:28 Accused.
10:33 Accused.
10:36 Putatu?
10:38 Accused.
10:41 Accused.
10:45 Accused.
10:48 Accused?
10:50 Tagalog or English?
10:51 Tagalog.
10:53 Tagalog.
10:54 Tagalog.
10:55 Accused.
10:56 What?
11:00 Accused.
11:02 Accused.
11:06 Attorney.
11:08 Accused.
11:09 Accused.
11:12 We won.
11:17 Accused.
11:18 Oh, accused.
11:19 I thought it was ****.
11:21 Okay.
11:24 Change it.
11:25 Accused.
11:26 Bro, what's bro?
11:27 What's that?
11:29 Bro, I can't hear anything.
11:30 We need to change it.
11:32 Okay.
11:33 You're just confused.
11:34 EA.
11:36 Oh, you're happy.
11:39 See?
11:41 Dancing lawyer.
11:42 Dancing queen versus dancing lawyer.
11:46 Okay.
11:48 Bro.
11:49 3, 2, 1, and go.
11:53 Guilty.
11:54 Huh?
11:56 Guilty.
11:58 Guilty.
12:01 Guilty.
12:02 Guilty.
12:04 What?
12:05 Guilty.
12:07 Guilty.
12:08 Or not guilty.
12:10 Guilty or not guilty.
12:11 Yes!
12:12 We won again.
12:14 How will you make up for it?
12:16 We need to make up for it.
12:17 I'll help you.
12:20 We need to make up for it.
12:22 Stop it.
12:23 Okay.
12:27 Your 60 seconds starts now.
12:34 Evidence.
12:37 Evidence.
12:39 I told you we would win.
12:45 That's right.
12:49 You're right.
12:50 You have extra time to do it alone.
12:52 Yes, we have extra time.
12:54 I'll do it.
12:55 I'll do it.
12:56 Sorry.
12:59 2, 1.
13:00 My friend.
13:01 Go, friend.
13:02 Your timer starts now.
13:05 Tagalog.
13:06 Tagalog.
13:07 Ka.
13:09 Ka.
13:10 Ka.
13:11 Ra.
13:12 Ka.
13:13 Kara.
13:14 Patang.
13:15 Karagatang?
13:16 Kara patang.
13:18 Ka.
13:19 Ka.
13:20 Kara patang.
13:21 Kara patang.
13:22 Kara patang.
13:23 Karagatang.
13:24 Kara patang.
13:27 Para atang.
13:29 Kara.
13:30 Kara.
13:31 Pa.
13:32 Tang.
13:33 Karagatang.
13:34 Ka.
13:35 Ka.
13:36 Ra.
13:37 Kara patang.
13:38 Kara patang.
13:39 Kara patang.
13:40 Pantau.
13:41 Kara patang pantau.
13:42 Yes!
13:43 We won!
13:47 I can still guess.
13:49 I'm stupid.
13:50 No.
13:51 You're up again.
13:53 Yes, you're up again.
13:54 Again?
13:55 Hurry.
13:56 You're the one who's still guessing.
13:57 Okay.
13:58 Did you enjoy it?
14:01 I don't know.
14:02 Hold this, friend.
14:05 Okay.
14:06 Your 60 seconds starts now.
14:09 It's so hard.
14:10 Sabina.
14:12 Sab.
14:14 Sabina.
14:15 [screams]
14:16 Last.
14:23 Last round.
14:24 [screams]
14:25 Yes, yes, yes.
14:26 Is it a tie?
14:28 I am.
14:30 3-2.
14:31 You're so unfair.
14:34 You chose that.
14:35 You're so unfair.
14:37 You chose that.
14:38 She laughed.
14:39 Why did you laugh?
14:40 I'll also get mad.
14:41 Okay.
14:44 Your timer starts now.
14:45 Mabulok.
14:47 Mabulok.
14:49 Pabulong?
14:50 Mabulok.
14:51 Mabulok?
14:52 Mabulok.
14:53 Mabulok.
14:55 Pabulong?
14:56 Ma.
14:57 Pa.
14:58 Ma.
14:59 Ma.
15:00 Pa.
15:01 Ma.
15:02 Ma.
15:03 Mabu.
15:04 Mabulok.
15:05 Mabulok kasabilangguan.
15:06 Mabulok kasabilangguan.
15:07 Yes!
15:08 [screams]
15:09 You're so unfair.
15:16 Of course, I'm unfair.
15:18 Your timer starts.
15:22 Your 60 seconds starts now.
15:24 English.
15:25 English.
15:27 Objection, your honor.
15:29 Objection, your honor.
15:30 [screams]
15:31 You're so mad.
15:35 Ma.
15:36 Ma.
15:37 [laughing]
15:39 Eli, you have the highest number of correct answers, but we're faster, right?
15:42 Yes!
15:44 So we lost?
15:46 Okay, here's our final score!
15:48 Competitor?
15:50 Okay, team Joeberry is... how many?
15:55 Three points, wow! Not bad!
15:59 And of course team EE Gusman...
16:01 Four points!
16:03 [cheering]
16:05 What's their prize?
16:07 Their prize is...
16:09 You'll win...
16:11 Happiness!
16:13 Happiness, that's right!
16:15 But that's just the first game, we can still win!
16:17 We still have one more game!
16:19 We still have one more game with Joe and EE!
16:21 We'll be back with...
16:23 T-Baz!
16:25 [music]
16:27 A teenage girl
16:29 who fell in love with a grandpa?
16:31 [music]
16:33 [music]
16:35 (twinkling)
16:38 (speaking in foreign language)
16:42 62 years.
16:52 (speaking in foreign language)
16:55 Age doesn't really matter.
16:57 (speaking in foreign language)
17:03 18 years old.
17:05 (speaking in foreign language)
17:09 (speaking in foreign language)
17:20 (speaking in foreign language)
17:23 (speaking in foreign language)
17:27 (speaking in foreign language)
17:31 (speaking in foreign language)
17:53 80 years old.
17:54 (speaking in foreign language)
18:23 So many things in common.
18:25 (speaking in foreign language)
18:29 (speaking in foreign language)
18:33 (speaking in foreign language)
18:37 (speaking in foreign language)
18:41 (speaking in foreign language)
18:45 (speaking in foreign language)
18:49 (speaking in foreign language)
18:53 (speaking in foreign language)
18:57 (laughing)
18:59 (speaking in foreign language)
19:05 (speaking in foreign language)
19:09 (speaking in foreign language)
19:13 (cheering)
19:31 (speaking in foreign language)
19:39 (speaking in foreign language)
19:43 - Yo, baby.
19:44 (speaking in foreign language)
19:51 (screaming)
20:02 (speaking in foreign language)
20:06 (speaking in foreign language)
20:10 (speaking in foreign language)
20:14 (heart beating)
20:22 (speaking in foreign language)
20:38 (soft music)
20:41 the world.
20:42 (speaking in foreign language)
20:46 (soft music)
20:56 (soft music)
20:58 (soft music)
21:01 (soft music)
21:03 (soft music)
21:06 (soft music)
21:08 (soft music)
21:11 the world.
21:11 (soft music)
21:14 (soft music)
21:16 (soft music)
21:19 (soft music)
21:21 (soft music)
21:24 (speaking in foreign language)
21:41 (speaking in foreign language)
21:45 (speaking in foreign language)
21:50 (speaking in foreign language)
21:55 (speaking in foreign language)
21:59 (speaking in foreign language)
22:03 (speaking in foreign language)
22:08 (speaking in foreign language)
22:11 (speaking in foreign language)
22:15 (speaking in foreign language)
22:19 (speaking in foreign language)
22:23 (speaking in foreign language)
22:27 (speaking in foreign language)
22:31 (speaking in foreign language)
22:43 - Okay, okay.
22:52 (speaking in foreign language)
22:53 - Are you ready, my friend?
22:54 - Ready, friend.
22:55 (speaking in foreign language)
22:56 (speaking in foreign language)
23:00 (speaking in foreign language)
23:06 - Okay.
23:07 (speaking in foreign language)
23:08 (cheering)
23:10 (speaking in foreign language)
23:14 - Okay, Jo.
23:18 (speaking in foreign language)
23:22 (speaking in foreign language)
23:26 - Okay.
23:27 (speaking in foreign language)
23:31 - C, Carl.
23:40 - One, three, two, one.
23:43 (speaking in foreign language)
23:48 - Ah, okay.
23:49 (speaking in foreign language)
23:54 - Couple like Christopher, Charles, Calvin, Clotie.
23:58 (speaking in foreign language)
24:23 (speaking in foreign language)
24:27 - Okay, go.
24:30 (speaking in foreign language)
24:31 - Five, four, three.
24:32 (cheering)
24:34 (speaking in foreign language)
24:40 (speaking in foreign language)
24:44 - Go, Boobai.
24:57 (speaking in foreign language)
25:00 - Go.
25:01 (speaking in foreign language)
25:07 - Philippines, Panama, Poland.
25:09 (cheering)
25:11 (speaking in foreign language)
25:16 - Attorney.
25:22 (speaking in foreign language)
25:26 - Five, four, three.
25:35 (speaking in foreign language)
25:37 - B, C.
25:37 - Two, one.
25:38 (buzzer)
25:40 (speaking in foreign language)
25:45 (speaking in foreign language)
25:49 (speaking in foreign language)
25:53 (speaking in foreign language)
25:57 (speaking in foreign language)
26:01 - Okay, EA.
26:08 (speaking in foreign language)
26:12 - Go.
26:13 (speaking in foreign language)
26:18 - Go, friends, yeah.
26:19 (speaking in foreign language)
26:21 - Four, three, two, one.
26:23 (buzzer)
26:27 (speaking in foreign language)
26:32 - I'm not attorney.
26:40 (speaking in foreign language)
26:45 (speaking in foreign language)
26:48 - Wow.
26:51 (speaking in foreign language)
26:54 - Objection.
26:55 (laughing)
26:57 (speaking in foreign language)
27:00 - Five, four, three, two, one.
27:03 (speaking in foreign language)
27:04 (laughing)
27:06 (speaking in foreign language)
27:13 (speaking in foreign language)
27:17 - Boxing, swimming, gymnastics, taekwondo, track and field.
27:24 (speaking in foreign language)
27:28 (speaking in foreign language)
27:33 (speaking in foreign language)
27:37 (speaking in foreign language)
27:44 - Michael.
27:47 (speaking in foreign language)
27:48 - Michael Jackson.
27:49 (speaking in foreign language)
27:51 (laughing)
27:54 (speaking in foreign language)
28:01 (speaking in foreign language)
28:05 (speaking in foreign language)
28:11 - Five, four, three, two, one.
28:22 (laughing)
28:24 (speaking in foreign language)
28:29 (speaking in foreign language)
28:33 - Jim Paredes.
28:35 (speaking in foreign language)
28:38 - And?
28:38 - With the late Danny Javier.
28:40 - Danny Javier.
28:41 (speaking in foreign language)
28:44 (speaking in foreign language)
28:49 (speaking in foreign language)
28:51 - Congratulations.
28:52 (speaking in foreign language)
28:53 - Congratulations, my friend.
28:54 - Thank you, friend.
28:55 (speaking in foreign language)
28:57 (speaking in foreign language)
29:01 (speaking in foreign language)
29:03 - Yes!
29:04 (speaking in foreign language)
29:08 - Ladies first.
29:09 (speaking in foreign language)
29:13 (speaking in foreign language)
29:25 (speaking in foreign language)
29:29 - Congratulations.
29:48 (clapping)
29:50 (speaking in foreign language)
29:55 (speaking in foreign language)
29:59 (speaking in foreign language)
30:04 - Thank you very much.
30:15 - Thank you.
30:16 (speaking in foreign language)
30:23 (speaking in foreign language)
30:27 (speaking in foreign language)
30:31 (speaking in foreign language)
30:35 - Go, girl.
30:36 (speaking in foreign language)
30:40 - We're from Sonnet Sanchez.
30:42 - Hi, Sonnet Sanchez.
30:43 (speaking in foreign language)
30:47 - I promise.
30:51 (speaking in foreign language)
30:56 (speaking in foreign language)
31:00 (speaking in foreign language)
31:04 (speaking in foreign language)
31:08 (speaking in foreign language)
31:12 (speaking in foreign language)
31:16 (speaking in foreign language)
31:20 the right.
31:20 (speaking in foreign language)
31:24 (speaking in foreign language)
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31:32 (speaking in foreign language)
31:36 (speaking in foreign language)
31:42 (speaking in foreign language)
31:51 (speaking in foreign language)
31:55 (speaking in foreign language)
31:59 (speaking in foreign language)
32:04 (laughing)
32:07 (speaking in foreign language)
32:11 (speaking in foreign language)
32:15 (speaking in foreign language)
32:19 (speaking in foreign language)
32:23 (speaking in foreign language)
32:27 (speaking in foreign language)
32:31 (speaking in foreign language)
32:35 (speaking in foreign language)
32:38 (speaking in foreign language)
32:54 (laughing)
32:59 (speaking in foreign language)
33:03 (speaking in foreign language)
33:07 (speaking in foreign language)
33:11 - From Samantha B.
33:32 (speaking in foreign language)
33:36 (speaking in foreign language)
33:40 (speaking in foreign language)
33:44 (laughing)
33:46 (speaking in foreign language)
33:50 (speaking in foreign language)
34:06 (speaking in foreign language)
34:10 (speaking in foreign language)
34:14 (speaking in foreign language)
34:18 (laughing)
34:31 (speaking in foreign language)
34:35 (speaking in foreign language)
34:39 (speaking in foreign language)
34:43 (laughing)
35:09 (speaking in foreign language)
35:13 (speaking in foreign language)
35:19 - Thank you, Sofia.
35:29 (speaking in foreign language)
35:33 (speaking in foreign language)
35:37 (speaking in foreign language)
35:49 (upbeat music)
35:57 (singing in foreign language)
36:01 (upbeat music)
36:04 - This program was recorded live.
36:14 (upbeat music)
36:16 ♪ Diva's not done ♪