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00:00 ♪ MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪ (♪ MacDonald avait une farme, E-I-E-I-O ♪)
00:05 (Rires)
00:07 Oh, come on Ted, what's the matter?
00:10 Aren't you excited about visiting Uncle Jim and Aunt Lucy's farm?
00:13 Excited? Oh yeah, I'm thrilled, I'm ecstatic!
00:16 Manure on my shoes, flies in my food, cousin BJ's ugly face wherever I look, oh yeah, I can hardly wait!
00:21 Ted, I know you and your cousin BJ haven't gotten along too well over the years, but he's family, and family should be treated with respect.
00:27 You mean like the time Uncle Jim shaved your head with a pair of sheep shears?
00:30 You promise never to tell, Alice.
00:33 Sorry hon, moment of weakness.
00:34 Look Ted, I don't like farms any more than you do, but there is one thing I do like, and that's beating your Uncle Jim at Canasta.
00:41 Boy do I like that.
00:43 (Laughs)
00:47 Oh, fantastic! I'm really glad to see you guys!
00:53 Howdy George, have a good trip?
00:55 Hey Jim, long time no see!
00:56 I'll say! Last time you folks were out here it was shearing time!
01:00 (Laughs)
01:02 Hey, you guys wanna come swimming with me down by the cow field? Can we, Mommy? Please, please?
01:07 We'll see, dear.
01:08 Hey Cuds, you wanna have some fun?
01:10 Gee, I don't know BJ, the last time you said that I got grinded for a week.
01:14 Okay, if you can't handle it.
01:15 I can handle anything you throw at me.
01:17 Well come on then, I got plenty of things we can do.
01:19 If you're man enough.
01:25 Hey Dog, what do you call yourself?
01:26 Beethoven.
01:27 Beethoven? (Laughs) They sure give you city dogs some dumb names.
01:31 Yeah? Well what's yours?
01:32 Lionel.
01:33 Lionel?
01:34 The second.
01:35 Hey everybody, what say we all go inside and have some homemade lemonade?
01:39 And then maybe me and George can play a little Canasta!
01:41 Cousin, you're a man after my own heart.
01:43 Last time I beat you pretty good.
01:45 In a pig's eye!
01:46 Hey, where do you think you're going?
01:48 Well, uh, inside.
01:50 Oh brother, you city dogs. Out here we don't have to go inside.
01:54 Well, where do you go then?
01:55 You kidding? This whole place is mine.
01:57 Come on, I'll show you around.
01:59 Bet you've never seen anything like this.
02:03 It's my dad's brand new state of the art tractor.
02:05 Cost him a mint too.
02:07 Yeah, it's real nice.
02:08 Bet you can't drive it.
02:09 Oh, give me a break, I'm not falling for that.
02:11 Chicken.
02:12 I said I'm not falling for it, BJ.
02:14 Chicken liver.
02:15 Come on!
02:16 Chicken fricassee!
02:17 Shut up, will ya? I'm not driving it. I'm not driving it in a million years.
02:20 (Scream)
02:24 Canasta me.
02:29 Canasta you? Where's that rule book again?
02:32 You hear something?
02:33 No.
02:34 Sounds like your boy on my tractor.
02:36 (Children shouting)
02:43 The brake, Ted, the brake! Use the brake for crying out loud!
02:47 (Horn)
02:48 Are you okay, son?
02:55 I'm fine, I'm fine.
02:57 I'm sorry about your tractor, Uncle Jim.
03:00 And your fields.
03:02 And this haystack.
03:04 Ah, well, don't worry about it, Ted.
03:06 It's only a couple of thousand dollars worth of damage.
03:09 (Laughter)
03:10 What are you laughing at, boy?
03:11 Nothing, Dad. It's a real tragedy.
03:16 Hey! What kind of dog made a footprint like that?
03:19 What kind of dog? Beethoven, that wasn't made by a dog.
03:22 I mean, not by any ordinary dog.
03:25 This is the work of Big Bob, the biggest dog around.
03:29 Man, I'd like to meet a dog like that.
03:31 Well, sure you would.
03:32 He's right on the other side of that fence over yonder.
03:35 That fence over there?
03:37 That there fence.
03:39 Aren't you coming?
03:43 I'll be right there. Just gotta get a few fleas first.
03:46 You Bob?
04:11 Hey, buddy, do I swim in your pool?
04:14 (Laughter)
04:19 You ever milk a cow?
04:22 No, there's not much chance you do stuff like that at home.
04:25 Yeah, well, until you milked a cow, you definitely aren't a real man.
04:28 Where do you get this stuff?
04:29 Why don't you milk Oprah over there?
04:31 Oprah loves to be milked.
04:33 (Screams)
04:37 (Laughter)
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04:52 (Laughter)
04:55 Lionel! Lionel!
05:09 Psst. Psst.
05:15 Over here.
05:16 Oh, me?
05:17 Yeah, you one of us?
05:18 What do you mean?
05:19 We heard you talking just now about how they've been tricking and lying to you.
05:22 Yeah?
05:23 Well, that's what they've been doing to us, too.
05:24 Really?
05:25 Oh, yeah. Every day.
05:26 First, they give us food.
05:27 Then they give us salt licks and scratch us behind our ears.
05:29 And then just when they get us where they want us.
05:32 Whammo! They put us in these torture machines.
05:34 Oh, gee, that's terrible. I'd better get Lionel and...
05:37 No, no, no, not Lionel. He's one of them.
05:39 Yeah, in fact, he's the leader.
05:40 Can you help us? Please?
05:42 Well, uh, all right.
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07:29 Oh non ! C'est Big Bob's Field !
07:32 Ha ha ha ! Tu es vraiment un moustiquaire, tu sais, Ted ?
07:37 Hey ! Viens ici, Poulet ! Viens ici !
07:40 Emily !
07:41 Oh non ! Qu'est-ce que nous allons faire ?
07:44 Dad, non !
07:49 Arrêtez-le !
07:52 [Musique]
07:55 [Bruits de chien]
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08:00 [Bruits de chien]
08:02 [Musique]
08:04 Wow ! Quelle grosse coque !
08:06 Salut, Monsieur la coque ! Je suis Emily !
08:08 [Musique]
08:11 Oh oh !
08:12 [Musique]
08:21 C'est bon, c'est bon ! Ne sois pas un sauvage !
08:24 [Bruits de chien]
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08:28 Emily ! Chérie, tu vas bien ?
08:30 Oui, maman ! Mais as-tu vu ça ?
08:32 Ted m'a sauvé, comme Superman !
08:35 Oui, bien, je ne pouvais pas le faire sans Beethoven, c'est sûr !
08:38 C'est le meilleur chien du monde !
08:40 Je lui ai appris tout ce qu'il connaît !
08:42 [Musique]
08:43 Oh, Ted, c'était cool !
08:45 La façon dont tu as sauté sur le silo et tu as sauté sur la rope et...
08:48 Hey, Jay ! Est-ce que tu étais sur le silo ?
08:50 Non.
08:51 Après avoir dit spécifiquement à toi de ne pas aller là-haut ?
08:53 Eh bien, je...
08:54 Attends juste jusqu'à ce que ton père en sache !
08:57 Mais maman !
08:58 Hey, où sont papa et oncle Jim ?
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