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00:00 [Music]
00:05 [Foreign Language]
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00:34 [Laughter]
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01:18 [Laughter]
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01:44 [Foreign Language]
01:51 [Clears throat]
01:53 First, I would like to make a correction
01:57 with regard the term "sex-tuplet"
02:01 which the chair suggested in yesterday's trial.
02:05 I am sorry, I thought we are talking about the number of children of a politician.
02:11 That is why I suggested the term "sex-tuplet".
02:14 So we should change that to "sex-tuplet".
02:19 Now in the event that it will be a seven, that will be a septuple.
02:24 If eight, octuple.
02:27 If nine, nonaple.
02:30 And then, disciple.
02:33 So ladies and gentlemen, today we have the participants
02:38 who are here for this trial for their opening statements.
02:41 Correction, Mr. Chief Justice.
02:44 This is not a statement, but an opening fashion statement.
02:49 Alright, I stand corrected. I am sorry.
02:52 Now here they are for their opening fashion statements.
02:57 Okay, for the prosecution, please welcome
03:01 Joker Arayco.
03:06 [Music]
03:15 Mr. Sergio de Apostol
03:19 [Music]
03:32 Skeleto Mendoza
03:35 [Music]
03:48 Dress, Navasa
03:51 [Music]
04:04 The judges, Senators
04:06 Blas Obrador
04:09 [Music]
04:21 Last but not the least, Brad Lauren
04:27 [Music]
04:39 So may we have a round of applause for the participants.
04:44 Thank you very much.
04:46 Point of order, your honor.
04:49 Yes, the honorable Judge Miriamui.
04:53 Yes, Senator Judge Miriamui.
04:56 Thank you very much.
04:57 I would like to reiterate that I am easily irritated
05:02 or abrasively affected by what I term as unnecessary,
05:06 completely unsolicited and totally uncalled for insane,
05:11 I repeat, insane reactions from among the audience in the gallery.
05:16 You, you and you, leave the courtroom
05:22 or I will be forced to demand you for grave threats,
05:26 physical injuries or attempted murders.
05:29 Your honor, those people are really getting into my nervous system.
05:35 They have been causing severe stress and extreme paranoia to north of you.
05:40 May I note a great philosopher and a state man
05:45 with regard to proper behavior in the courtroom instead of courtroom.
05:50 Hello, darkness, my old friend.
05:52 I don't know.
05:55 Your honor, another point of order.
06:00 Yes, the honorable Judge.
06:02 Well, I would like to file a complaint
06:05 because for the past several meetings here,
06:09 I have been observing this cameraman from Channel 7.
06:14 He has been looking at me all the time
06:19 and it makes me feel uneasy.
06:23 All right, may I request the cameraman from Channel 7
06:27 to be placed on the stand and put him on the road.
06:30 Mr. Cameraman,
06:32 excuse me,
06:34 Mr. Cameraman, please.
06:37 We would like to call you on the stand.
06:40 Is he the cameraman from Channel 7?
06:42 Please take your seat.
06:45 Yes, Senator Judge, what is the problem?
06:48 Well, first of all, I would like to ask him some questions if you may permit me.
06:53 All right, permission granted.
06:55 I would like to ask you, Mr. Cameraman,
06:57 why do you always look at me like that?
07:01 Do I have a dirty face?
07:03 No, you don't.
07:05 Oh, I see.
07:07 Why do you always look at me like that?
07:09 Maybe you have a crush on me?
07:13 No, I don't.
07:16 Maybe you're gay?
07:18 No, I'm not.
07:20 No, I just want to clarify.
07:23 If you're looking at us,
07:25 you have a microphone, right?
07:27 Yes, I do.
07:29 Do you hear what we're talking about?
07:32 Yes, I do.
07:34 You do?
07:36 Do you continue listening to us when we're on break?
07:39 We go out when we're on break.
07:43 Excuse me, the Honorable Senator Judge,
07:46 we are not talking about a break here.
07:49 Why not? It's clear that he has been eavesdropping on our conversations during break.
07:55 No, no, no, this is not a break here because you know why?
07:58 Why?
08:00 Because we haven't had a break yet.
08:02 We're still on until now.
08:04 That's why you're not looking at him and not touching him.
08:07 Who is he looking at?
08:09 Me, because I'm his "palaguyo."
08:12 "Palaguyo."
08:13 Please explain.
08:15 This is "tecum."
08:17 What?
08:19 [Credits]
08:21 Anytime, anyone, anyhow
08:23 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house
08:27 You know!
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08:37 (upbeat music)