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00:00 I cannot wait to sleep in my own bed.
00:02 You didn't tell him on the plane?
00:04 Tell me what?
00:04 I thought you were gonna tell him in the car.
00:06 He was grumpy in the car.
00:07 How do you think he was on the plane?
00:09 I'll tell him.
00:10 You'd stay out of this.
00:11 Tell me what?
00:12 Oh, for God's sake, me and Georgie and the baby have been staying in your room.
00:15 Oh, that makes sense. I was out of town, there was a tornado, you needed a place to live.
00:19 So you're okay with it?
00:21 Oh no, I'm home now. Get out.
00:22 No!
00:23 Hang on, we'll handle this.
00:25 You heard her, son. She doesn't want to leave.
00:29 But it's my room.
00:30 And it's my house.
00:31 Our house.
00:32 Sure.
00:33 Why can't they stay in the garage?
00:35 Why can't you stay in the garage?
00:36 I'm neither a car nor a box of Christmas ornaments.
00:39 Sheldon, my grandbaby's not sleeping in the garage.
00:41 Our grandbaby.
00:42 Sure.
00:43 Look, I slept out there, it's not that bad.
00:45 Hey, there's even a sink you can pee in.
00:47 That is not helpful.
00:49 You used it?
00:50 It was an emergency.
00:53 I go away for a few months and my family turns into a bunch of hillbillies.
00:56 Alright, it's been a long day, everybody's tired.
00:59 Why don't you just sleep on the couch?
01:01 We'll figure this out tomorrow.
01:03 Fine.
01:04 Oh.
01:06 What?
01:07 My ears finally popped.
01:09 Testing. Testing.
01:11 One, two, three.
01:12 Testing. Testing.
01:13 So, Sheldon's home?
01:14 Hello? Hello? Somebody say something.
01:16 Somebody say something.
01:17 I returned home from Germany to a family which no longer cherished me.
01:28 But, I knew somewhere I was still valued.
01:31 Where I was still the center of attention.
01:33 And most importantly, where I had my own bathroom.
01:36 Excuse me.
01:45 Hello?
01:46 What are you doing in my room?
01:50 What are you doing in my room?
01:55 That's what I asked you when I asked first.
01:57 This is my room.
01:59 Then, how come I key open the door?
02:02 I don't care. Go away.
02:04 Wait, I'm not going anywhere.
02:09 I'm not going anywhere.
02:11 Huh?
02:15 I'm not going anywhere.
02:17 Okay.
02:19 Alrighty then.
02:21 What?
02:26 What are you working on?
02:27 Uh, I'm writing a Pascal compiler for an alpha processor.
02:31 I don't understand.
02:32 Here.
02:38 Thanks.
02:39 What's your name?
02:45 Do you mind? I'm reading.
02:47 Okay.
02:48 Sheldon Cooper.
03:03 What?
03:04 I finished reading and my name's Sheldon Cooper.
03:06 What? You finished it?
03:08 Yes.
03:09 No, you didn't.
03:11 How can I program this with a reduced instruction set?
03:15 Use a lexicographic ordering algorithm.
03:18 Impressive.
03:20 You should major in computer science.
03:22 No thanks. I'll stick to real science.
03:25 Dude, this is the future. I mean, computers are going to change the whole world.
03:29 Maybe commerce, communications, media, and banking, but nothing important.
03:34 What's so important about what you're studying?
03:37 String theory. Where do I begin? It explains everything.
03:40 It unifies the fundamental forces in an elegant way.
03:43 Yeah, but what does it do?
03:45 Hmm.
03:47 Get out.
03:49 [silence]
03:53 [BLANK_AUDIO]