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00:00 (Présentateur) "Tonight is the 50th anniversary of what used to be the craziest moment in Oscar history. At the 46th Academy Awards in 1974, David Niven was in the middle of introducing Elizabeth Taylor when a nude man, a shrieker, ran across the stage. Can you imagine if a nude man ran across the stage today? I said, can you imagine if..."
00:30 (Présentateur) "A nude man ran across the stage today? Wouldn't that be crazy?"
00:37 (David Niven) "Psst! Psst! Jimmy! Come here!"
00:42 (Présentateur) "I can't come there, do the thing!"
00:45 (David Niven) "Excuse me for a second."
00:47 (Présentateur) "What's going on? You're supposed to run across the stage."
00:51 (David Niven) "I changed my mind, I don't want to do the shrieker bit anymore."
00:54 (Présentateur) "What do you mean you don't want to do the shrieker bit anymore? We're doing it!"
00:58 (David Niven) "I just don't feel right about it, man, this is an elegant event. You know, honestly, you should feel shame right now for suggesting such a tasteless idea."
01:05 (Présentateur) "It's supposed to be funny!"
01:07 (David Niven) "The male body is not a joke."
01:09 (Présentateur) "Mine is!"
01:11 (David Niven) "No, it's not!"
01:13 (Présentateur) "You wrestle naked, why not?"
01:15 (David Niven) "Dude, I don't wrestle naked, I wrestle in jorts!"
01:18 (Présentateur) "Jorts are worse than naked! Come on! You're really not going to do this?"
01:27 (David Niven) "Fine, just give out the award then, God! We're worst!"
01:31 (Applaudissements)
01:59 (David Niven) "Costumes...
02:01 ...they are so important.
02:07 Maybe the most important thing there is.
02:11 I can't open the envelope without the..."
02:15 (Présentateur) "Oh my God! The nominees for best costume design are...
02:21 *rire*