Lyrics
When your in The Right light
y see that somethin just aint right
y see the Ke$ha that you like
H something more
that shes hidin
I Got A few Seecrets_ U Dont know who I really am_
Got a Lot of history- That you might not Understand_
You May Remember_ Drunk With Burgers on the Floor_
Yeah thats Right! I am David, I am David, I am David
CHORUS
Im A middle aged man, Famous on Te-le-vis-i-on
My Career Didn't work out, So I took a different route
see I put a wig on When Lights they Turn off
When I take my Wig Off I am DAVID HASSELHOFF
See the girl you know is Just a Freakin Show
When We shot Tik Tok They had to tape down my cock
See I put A wig on, When Lights they Turn Off
(doctor) "Ke$ha, Turn and cough.... ,wait Youre David Hasselhoff!" (are you a real life guard...oh and you have pancreatic cancer)
VERSE
Times were Great, I was a Star
As A BAYWATCH Lifeguard
NOw its hard Payin Rent
With Americas Got TALENT
So I had to Invent A trashy Pop Princess
I put Feathers in my hair and Potatoes in my chest
Wear lots of bracelets and Remember shave my pits and
then like I am Ke$ha I am Ke$ha I am Ke$ha
Im a grown ass man pretending Im a debutante
girlies wanna be like me, but thats because they just dont see
That I put a Wig On When LIghts they Turn off
(teen girl fan) "thats why Ke$has bellys soft Cuz its DAVID HASELHOFF" (eww)
Hope My kids Dont know when there at a Ke$ha Show
That their dear ol Dad Is now the Newest FAD
And I put A wig on when lights they turn off
(concerned citizen) "hurry run and tell the cops Ke$has DAVID HASELHOFF" (ahhhhhh)
When your in The Right light
y see that somethin just aint right
y see the Ke$ha that you like
H something more
that shes hidin
I Got A few Seecrets_ U Dont know who I really am_
Got a Lot of history- That you might not Understand_
You May Remember_ Drunk With Burgers on the Floor_
Yeah thats Right! I am David, I am David, I am David
CHORUS
Im A middle aged man, Famous on Te-le-vis-i-on
My Career Didn't work out, So I took a different route
see I put a wig on When Lights they Turn off
When I take my Wig Off I am DAVID HASSELHOFF
See the girl you know is Just a Freakin Show
When We shot Tik Tok They had to tape down my cock
See I put A wig on, When Lights they Turn Off
(doctor) "Ke$ha, Turn and cough.... ,wait Youre David Hasselhoff!" (are you a real life guard...oh and you have pancreatic cancer)
VERSE
Times were Great, I was a Star
As A BAYWATCH Lifeguard
NOw its hard Payin Rent
With Americas Got TALENT
So I had to Invent A trashy Pop Princess
I put Feathers in my hair and Potatoes in my chest
Wear lots of bracelets and Remember shave my pits and
then like I am Ke$ha I am Ke$ha I am Ke$ha
Im a grown ass man pretending Im a debutante
girlies wanna be like me, but thats because they just dont see
That I put a Wig On When LIghts they Turn off
(teen girl fan) "thats why Ke$has bellys soft Cuz its DAVID HASELHOFF" (eww)
Hope My kids Dont know when there at a Ke$ha Show
That their dear ol Dad Is now the Newest FAD
And I put A wig on when lights they turn off
(concerned citizen) "hurry run and tell the cops Ke$has DAVID HASELHOFF" (ahhhhhh)
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