"Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas

LYRICS:

Poop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop

I can't think when i gotta poop

Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
Poop Poop

No eye contact! I'll beat you down!
'Cause you know that that's not scary
Hero!
You'll never find a human that steals school supplies
And if you do
Let me know who (who)
And I'll beat him down.

I like to poop poop out the bad vibes
That's right, I'm the best one.
And when we do a show I always start with this
And then usually around five I'll lay down and
Then I poop poop poop on the floor!
Piano.

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.

I forgot to break the mirrors
And the spaceship soared away
Why not tell me they left?
You gotta flush the toilet
Yeah, see that's right
Professional baby
I'm gonna find a chicken fight
Then gonna go poo poo

Mama told me she wrote me a note
She forgot that I'm a soft machine man
Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck
And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks!

When I'm on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i'm dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
I be regular, bitches

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.

Yeah I'm going downtown
Gotta get me some tissue
Fergie used it all up
'Cause she got bowel issues
Yeah, she ain't no android
You can take my word
I'm-I-I-I-I-I'm gonna go poop poop

When I'm on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i'm dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
(Th-th-th-that's a big one!)

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
(Open wide!)

Yeah, see that's right

Hero!