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00:00 Friends, your body is like a glass and the cup of it is your mind.
00:06 It has two types of drinks.
00:09 One is love and the other is hatred.
00:11 It depends on you whether you fill your glass with love or hatred.
00:17 It depends on your thinking.
00:19 Remember that life is too short to love.
00:23 Life is too short to fulfil the right of a mother.
00:28 Life is too short to fulfil the right of a father's love and kindness.
00:35 Life is too short to fulfil the right of love to your loved ones, husband, wife and children.
00:47 How can we have time for hatred?
00:50 It depends on you.
00:52 When you leave this world, your body is filled with love and hatred.
01:01 If you keep a plant and water it daily,
01:04 and if you love it daily and talk to it with love,
01:08 it will eventually die.
01:12 If you water the other plant with love and affection,
01:17 it will bear good fruits.
01:20 Remember that your body is like that plant.
01:22 Keep your thinking alive with the flowers of love and its fragrance.
01:27 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:30 Today we will take you to the food street and see the food there.
01:34 Dilcheese, you can kill me.
01:37 Come on.
01:38 First of all, you can eat my betel leaf.
01:40 Chitta chola, seve darzi, nahi bolenda, dole di marzi.
01:47 Sir, I have a request. Don't eat the betel leaf.
01:51 You can eat the whole thing.
01:54 Sir, will you have anything for lunch?
01:56 I won't tell you.
01:58 And I will eat it secretly.
02:00 No, sir. You will have to tell me. I serve here.
02:03 Where do you stay?
02:04 I stay at home.
02:05 What is there in the food?
02:09 Fish and chicken kebab.
02:12 Fish?
02:13 And sir, you must eat the betel leaf.
02:15 Ghalib said that this is a search for the earth and sky.
02:20 To find out whose revolution is this, first of all, you can eat my betel leaf.
02:24 Do you sell fire betel leaf?
02:27 Sir, I sell fire betel leaf.
02:29 How?
02:30 The betel leaf is on my both legs.
02:32 The poet said that the fire is burning.
02:36 First of all, you can eat my betel leaf.
02:38 Madam, listen to me. Excuse me. Go and watch my dance.
02:41 Come, come, madam.
02:44 What do you like to eat?
02:45 Tell me what all you have in the food.
02:47 We have fish and malai kebab.
02:51 We have malai boti.
02:52 Do you have peanut butter?
02:53 Do you want to drink?
02:54 Yes.
02:55 And what do you think?
02:57 We have peanut butter.
02:59 Leave it. You can have malai boti.
03:03 Where are you going?
03:04 You take this water first.
03:07 Okay.
03:08 Thank you.
03:09 Don't trouble me. Bring whatever is there.
03:13 Okay.
03:14 I feel bad about this habit.
03:17 It is understood that waiters are like slaves.
03:21 People talk to waiters in a rude manner.
03:24 They don't understand that they are equal to you.
03:28 Your companion is a human being.
03:30 He is doing his job.
03:31 If he is taking an order from you,
03:33 he thinks that he is a great lord.
03:37 And he is a peasant.
03:38 It is not like that.
03:39 Talk to him with respect.
03:40 He is earning a good living.
03:43 Don't consider him a doctor.
03:44 Tell me something.
03:46 You should respect the waiter the most in a restaurant.
03:50 Why?
03:51 Why?
03:52 A mother does this work at home.
03:54 Sorry.
03:56 Hi.
03:57 Mother.
03:58 Give me five.
03:59 There is one more thing.
04:03 You should respect the waiter.
04:05 Why?
04:06 He brings food on all the roads.
04:08 He can do anything with it.
04:09 Okay.
04:10 Madam, he is wrong.
04:12 Bring the credit card.
04:14 How can I say that?
04:16 Look at this.
04:17 It is alive.
04:19 Yes.
04:20 What is a living credit card?
04:21 What is this?
04:22 What is this credit card?
04:23 You are a fool.
04:24 Why?
04:25 You pay after eating.
04:27 Of course.
04:28 You should do that.
04:29 I don't do that.
04:30 Why?
04:31 I will tell you how to eat free food.
04:33 How do you eat?
04:34 How do you eat?
04:35 I will tell you.
04:36 You have eaten food.
04:37 You should keep the credit card in the food.
04:40 Oh.
04:41 And tell him that there was a cockroach in the food.
04:44 Wow.
04:45 If he comes to know that you ate a cockroach in the food.
04:49 Brother.
04:50 Brother.
04:51 Brother.
04:52 Will you eat kebab?
04:53 No.
04:54 Eat paan first.
04:55 Paan is useful for digestion.
04:56 Delhi's famous dish.
04:58 Your servant.
04:59 Madam, I remembered paan.
05:01 I had got it cooked at my grandmother's grave.
05:03 Why did you remember your grandmother from paan?
05:05 Actually, my grandmother eats paan a lot.
05:08 Okay.
05:09 Paan was also there.
05:10 I remembered paan.
05:11 But my grandfather's head got healed.
05:14 Why did you remember your grandfather from paan?
05:17 Actually, my grandmother hit paan on his forehead.
05:20 So, it was a mark.
05:21 Okay.
05:22 Understand.
05:23 Listen.
05:24 Yes.
05:25 Give me two dumsias.
05:26 Not dumsias.
05:27 Give me kebab.
05:28 Madam, I remembered kebab.
05:29 I had bought a cycle for a small boy.
05:31 How did you remember a small boy from kebab?
05:34 Sir, he eats kebab with great interest.
05:36 That's why.
05:37 You guys should correct your memory.
05:40 Come, dear guests.
05:43 Come.
05:44 First, have paan.
05:45 Sir, come here.
05:46 Come.
05:47 Come.
05:48 Sit.
05:49 We will go to hotel.
05:50 We have come to oil and henna.
05:51 Waiter.
05:52 Yes, sir.
05:53 Bring one more chair.
05:54 Sir, someone else has to come.
05:55 No, I will keep it there.
05:57 It is clean.
05:58 Now, roads are going.
06:00 We are getting coal from the pillar.
06:01 There is current.
06:03 Fish is talking in my ear.
06:05 It is saying that it is a month since I have come here.
06:07 Who are you?
06:09 He is my friend, Majid.
06:11 We are friends.
06:12 Okay, Majid.
06:13 He is Vicky.
06:14 Okay.
06:15 I am Saleem.
06:16 Okay.
06:17 So, Vicky is giving us a party.
06:18 What is the party for?
06:19 It is a committee.
06:20 Bring one more chair.
06:21 I will bring it.
06:22 You must have brought your own.
06:23 It is for friends.
06:24 Yes.
06:25 So, you think I am your friend?
06:26 No, we don't think so.
06:29 Bring someone who can eat and drink.
06:32 He will eat and come.
06:33 You will bring?
06:34 Yes.
06:35 Get up and go.
06:36 Sir, I serve in this food street.
06:39 You told me what to eat.
06:40 There is only one shop in the food street.
06:42 You serve in all the food streets.
06:44 I am your friend.
06:45 I am standing on the billiard table.
06:46 Bring Soti.
06:47 Give me tea.
06:48 You think that you have only my food.
06:52 Your dress is beautiful.
06:56 You didn't bring the belt for the drum.
06:58 I didn't bring it.
06:59 You have Malaysian kebabs.
07:06 No, they will look fresh in front of you.
07:09 He will look fresh?
07:10 Yes.
07:11 You both are brothers.
07:12 What are you doing?
07:13 I think both of them are my father's business.
07:16 First, you are hungry.
07:19 After a long time, you are hungry.
07:20 Give me an order.
07:21 What order do you want?
07:22 We don't want anything.
07:23 We don't want you to be hanged.
07:24 Get started.
07:25 One minute.
07:26 Bring 12 kebabs.
07:27 12?
07:28 We don't want to eat.
07:29 Whatever it is, bring one plate each.
07:32 What do you mean by one plate?
07:33 I don't have a plane.
07:34 I have a committee.
07:35 I don't have a plane.
07:36 What do you mean by one plate?
07:37 One kebab, my son.
07:38 That's it.
07:39 One kebab and six spoons of gravy.
07:44 What is wrong with you?
07:46 One kebab and one raita.
07:48 Who told you to eat kebabs and raita?
07:50 You have a committee.
07:52 You are a caretaker.
07:54 One kilo of fish.
07:56 One kilo of fish?
07:57 You want to cross the river?
07:58 One kilo of fish?
08:00 One bottle of ketchup.
08:02 Hello.
08:03 As you are saying, not a bottle of ketchup.
08:05 Have you gone mad?
08:07 Who eats ketchup with fish?
08:08 Sir, ketchup is free on our side.
08:11 Then bring two kilos of ketchup.
08:12 Then bring one kilo of fish.
08:13 Didn't you eat fish with ketchup?
08:18 No.
08:19 Ask him.
08:20 Madam, did you eat fish with ketchup?
08:21 Yes, I can.
08:22 Fish with ketchup?
08:23 Yes.
08:24 Brother, ask him to eat fish with ketchup.
08:27 Madam, I remember ketchup.
08:30 How is your aunt's daughter Nasreen?
08:32 Why are you remembering Nasreen with ketchup?
08:34 Actually, she works in a ketchup factory.
08:37 Sir, I will get salad.
08:38 Come.
08:39 Have you gone mad?
08:41 You want to eat salad?
08:42 Are you stupid?
08:43 Do you want to do this?
08:44 Your committee has left.
08:47 Don't you have anything to say?
08:48 One raita.
08:50 Yes, sir.
08:51 With ketchup.
08:52 Give him. He is eating dry.
08:54 Hello, Paan vendor.
08:56 Yes, sir.
08:57 Do one thing.
08:58 I know you will make him a gulkand.
09:00 You should see gulkand.
09:02 In many places, they spread flowers on the road.
09:05 And cars will pass.
09:06 Then they will go to the market.
09:08 Stop talking nonsense.
09:09 Rang, I have to go.
09:10 I have to go.
09:11 Go.
09:12 Madam, you are eating gulkand.
09:14 Is it good?
09:15 I will eat.
09:16 Can't you see?
09:17 I can't see you eating.
09:18 Sit.
09:19 I will sit for an hour and a half.
09:20 I will find some chutney.
09:22 Give it to me.
09:23 Hello, sir.
09:26 Hello.
09:27 Wait for a minute.
09:28 Is it?
09:31 Wow.
09:32 Okay.
09:34 Pack the rest.
09:35 He is moving around like a camera.
09:37 Yes, sir.
09:38 He doesn't know how to say yes to the video.
09:40 Sir, excuse me.
09:41 Can you sing a song?
09:43 "When I saw your face."
09:46 Yes, sir.
09:47 "I was in love."
09:49 Yes.
09:50 "The weather was lovely."
09:53 Sir, you didn't understand.
09:54 I am Gulu Karam.
09:55 I want to sing a melodious song for you.
09:57 Sing that song.
09:58 "You are my life."
10:00 Yes, sir.
10:01 "You are my life."
10:06 Is this your problem?
10:07 I am not saying this.
10:09 The singer is saying this.
10:10 Why should I tell you?
10:12 Sir, any other melodious song that you want to hear?
10:14 No, nothing.
10:15 Go.
10:16 Go.
10:17 Your maid is disturbing me.
10:19 Sir, get two plates of fish.
10:22 Sir, you will get fish in seafood.
10:24 I don't have fish.
10:26 Minced peas.
10:28 Sir, you will get minced peas.
10:30 But it will take some time.
10:31 Because his mother cuts the peas.
10:33 If you order today, it will be ready by tomorrow.
10:37 Why tomorrow?
10:38 You do one thing.
10:39 You go to work.
10:40 I will get the minced meat ready in the morning.
10:42 How much fun was it at Agha Bikki's wedding?
10:44 A lot of fun.
10:45 For what?
10:46 For everyone.
10:47 Everyone?
10:48 Really?
10:49 Really?
10:50 Remember, Sadqabad was her wedding.
10:51 Sadqabad?
10:52 Sadqabad.
10:53 I have seen Sadqabad.
10:54 You have seen everything?
10:55 Yes.
10:56 You left one place.
10:57 We enjoyed a lot.
10:59 In the bus.
11:00 In the same bus.
11:01 You went in the bus.
11:02 Why didn't you go in the train?
11:03 No, in the train.
11:04 I heard Sadqabad doesn't stop.
11:05 She was going to get married.
11:06 She wasn't going to Sehwan.
11:07 No, she stops.
11:08 She stops.
11:09 She goes by bus.
11:10 Your father lied to us.
11:11 He opened the bus station after my marriage.
11:13 He didn't say it before.
11:15 Sir, I enjoyed her wedding.
11:17 I danced a lot.
11:18 You all?
11:19 No, we were just watching.
11:21 I told him, you don't dance at weddings.
11:25 He said, we are not going to dance.
11:27 We are not going to work.
11:28 Son, do you have a sword?
11:30 Why?
11:32 I want to cut the bread.
11:33 You pull it together.
11:35 It will cut.
11:36 Is it?
11:37 You brought bread?
11:40 Are you mad?
11:41 Who eats bread?
11:43 Sir, who...
11:44 Are you mad?
11:45 You eat bread.
11:46 Are you crazy?
11:47 Sir, I will get kheer for you.
11:50 Are you mad?
11:51 I will kill you.
11:53 He will go out.
11:54 He will ask for it.
11:55 Brother, did you bring masala or hand-made?
11:59 I brought masala that you won't get in Pakistan.
12:03 You will get it in a jiffy.
12:05 I will make you eat it.
12:07 Do you have naan?
12:09 Yes, we have naan.
12:10 Eat one.
12:11 In front of me.
12:13 Ladies and gentlemen,
12:14 Assalamualaikum.
12:15 We have brought our new vlog here.
12:17 Tell us what have you brought?
12:19 Vlog.
12:20 We have brought a vlog here to show you their condition.
12:23 Here...
12:24 What is this called?
12:25 What is this called?
12:26 Paan.
12:27 Paan.
12:28 Paan making is going on.
12:29 And here food eating making is going on.
12:32 Say hi in my vlog.
12:34 Hi.
12:35 Hi, committee party.
12:36 Hi, committee party.
12:37 You eat bread.
12:38 You don't know, your face is so ugly.
12:39 Take the camera there.
12:40 We meet another couple here.
12:42 Guys, this is a very beautiful couple.
12:44 Hi guys, what are you eating?
12:46 We are eating fish.
12:48 Fish.
12:49 Hello, mister.
12:50 Hello, sister.
12:51 Hi, bro.
12:52 And here we are at the place of Khuab.
12:55 Hi, Haroon.
12:56 Hi.
12:57 Hi, how are you?
12:58 I am good.
12:59 Is this beef or chicken?
13:01 There is beef and chicken.
13:03 People here are very hospitable.
13:05 You will see, I don't need to ask for food from them.
13:08 Darling, we will offer it ourselves.
13:11 Do you have pepper?
13:12 Look, this is chicken.
13:15 This is uncle and this is our party.
13:17 This is me.
13:20 This is my friend.
13:21 And I am getting destroyed.
13:22 Destruction?
13:23 I made you a man-graze.
13:25 Where will you go?
13:26 This is truly amazing, Haroon.
13:29 I don't think this is a wheel.
13:30 This is chicken, I believe.
13:31 Is this chicken?
13:32 Is this chicken?
13:34 Yes, it is chicken.
13:35 And will I get more?
13:36 Brother, can you give me this seat?
13:40 Why not?
13:41 You are our guest.
13:42 Uncle, I am very interested to know
13:47 how is the culture here?
13:50 The culture here is so beautiful
13:52 that if a person has a committee,
13:54 all the boys will join it.
13:55 You have come here.
13:57 Yes.
13:58 Elephants used to pass through here.
14:00 Elephants?
14:01 Like elephants?
14:02 Yes.
14:03 Nowadays, they sit and eat.
14:05 But what did the elephants do after passing through here?
14:09 They used to go inside the fort.
14:11 It was a Mughal circus.
14:12 They used to go inside the fort
14:13 and come back with 100 or 90 rupees.
14:16 I don't understand one thing.
14:18 I was sitting here.
14:19 I went to get Kheer.
14:21 It's been two hours.
14:22 You had Kheer?
14:23 Here comes the Kheer-e-Ala.
14:24 Sir, actually I tried to get Kheer from two or three places.
14:27 But I didn't get it.
14:29 You mean you wanted to eat it?
14:31 Sir, there was some sweet, some bitter,
14:33 some appropriate.
14:34 So I got it for that.
14:35 Okay, this is the kingdom of sampling.
14:39 Sir, in the earlier times,
14:40 we used to eat Kheer with our fingers.
14:43 Forget about the earlier times.
14:45 The pot in which Kheer is made,
14:47 the one that is left at the end.
14:49 Yes, yes.
14:50 Like this.
14:51 You see, it's slightly like this.
14:52 You fold it like this.
14:53 Not like this.
14:55 Like this.
14:56 You make it like this.
14:57 Oh, oh.
14:58 The Kheer comes in this.
14:59 And like this.
15:00 Yes.
15:01 We know that too.
15:02 But when it's too much,
15:03 we make it like this.
15:04 When there's a little left,
15:05 we make it like this.
15:08 I have realized that
15:09 sometimes you forget that you are an anchor.
15:11 Sir, in the presence of the guests of Bhairavpur,
15:14 I am giving 50% off on the pot.
15:17 Oh, wow, wow, wow.
15:19 Good.
15:20 Hey, what are you talking about in our food?
15:22 We thought we were going to bury the pot.
15:25 "We have never found this color."
15:29 "We have never tasted this."
15:31 "Today, the black dress is on our request."
15:35 "We have never tasted this."
15:37 These are our guests.
15:39 They have come to Pakistan.
15:40 For the first time,
15:41 food from our side.
15:42 Give it to him.
15:43 What will you eat?
15:44 Give the order quickly.
15:45 Pateesa.
15:46 Pateesa.
15:48 Pateesa.
15:49 You want Pateesa.
15:50 Pateesa.
15:51 Husband.
15:52 Husband.
15:53 You call him a husband?
15:54 What?
15:55 Pateesa.
15:56 Pateesa is good, brother.
15:58 Gola Kebab.
16:01 You leave it, madam.
16:03 Please.
16:04 What else will you take?
16:05 One Gola Kebab
16:06 and one Bamtikal.
16:08 Malai Boti.
16:09 Ghee Dal.
16:10 It's coming.
16:12 You take this.
16:13 You take this.
16:14 Reshmi Kebab.
16:17 Give it to him.
16:18 The work is done.
16:21 No problem.
16:22 Do you know that you are
16:23 forcing the guests to eat?
16:25 You people are so hospitable.
16:28 No, no, not hospitable.
16:30 My brother will go to the hospital.
16:32 You are not hospitable.
16:34 Hospitable.
16:35 Pakistan's image is very...
16:38 You are a very good speaker.
16:39 Your brother is a big winner.
16:41 What is your problem?
16:43 I am eating.
16:44 Sit down.
16:45 Darling.
16:46 It's time to leave.
16:47 I am going to put cockroach in this dish.
16:49 Okay.
16:50 And you call him with anger.
16:51 Okay.
16:52 Hey, come here.
16:53 Yes, sir.
16:54 Cockroach.
16:55 No.
16:56 Wait for a while, brother.
16:58 Yes.
16:59 Yes.
17:00 Look down.
17:03 What happened?
17:05 The credit card is broken.
17:06 (audience laughing)
17:09 (audience applauding)