FOX's Animal Control Comes to the Rescue

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Experience the hilarious rescue mission in the official clip 'A Tortoise Rescue' from Season 2 Episode 3 of FOX's comedy series Animal Control, brought to life by creators Rob Greenberg and Bob Fisher. Featuring the talented Animal Control cast: Joel McHale, Michael Rowland, and more! Catch all the laughter and heartfelt moments in Animal Control Season 2, available for streaming now on FOX!  Animal Control Cast:  Joel McHale, Vella Lovell, Ravi Patel, Michael Rowland, Grace Palmer, Gerry Dee, Kelli Ogmundson and Alvina August  Stream Animal Control Season now on FOX!

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00:00 [MUSIC]

00:01 I did a date with Templeton once.

00:02 Three words, Swedish death metal.

00:05 Only thing worse than his personality is his taste in music.

00:07 Truck 12, please respond.

00:09 Report of a large tortoise at a narcotic seizure.

00:11 Seattle PD requesting assistance.

00:13 1214 Warburton Avenue.

00:16 Crap, that's my brother's precinct.

00:17 You think he'll be there?

00:18 Well, God hates me, so yes.

00:20 Which one is it, Patty, Sean, or Colin?

00:22 It's Patrick.

00:23 Nobody calls him Patty except for our priest,

00:25 and they don't speak since the fist fight.

00:27 How's he doing since the divorce?

00:28 Wait, do I know about that?

00:30 Should I not say anything?

00:31 You know, just don't talk at all.

00:33 He's always looking for ways to mock me, and

00:34 your whole deal would prove quite irresistible.

00:38 Truck 12, please respond.

00:40 Truck 12 is on it, and a little giddy.

00:43 I finally get to meet your family.

00:45 [MUSIC]

00:46 [LAUGH]

00:47 [MUSIC]

00:49 Here he is, boys.

00:51 Pack it up.

00:51 I said boys, meaning everybody.

00:54 Don't get on my back, Cheryl.

00:55 How you doing, Frank?

00:57 Not bad, yourself?

00:58 Good. Colleen and

00:59 I are sorting out the custody stuff, but

01:00 you're still alone?

01:03 Depends.

01:03 Is Colleen looking?

01:05 Wow. Frank told me you guys play for keeps.

01:08 I'm Shred, the partner.

01:09 What happened to Rick?

01:11 He's been gone for like three years.

01:13 Have you not told him about me?

01:15 Where's the turtle?

01:15 Or did Colleen run off with him too?

01:17 Oh, you've gotten real cocky since your growth spurt.

01:20 [MUSIC]

01:22 What a majestic creature.

01:24 I wonder if he knows his owner was just busted for

01:26 selling bricks of heroin.

01:28 Well, he's a 100 year old tortoise.

01:29 He's seen crazy stuff.

01:30 And they put him in front of this TV, and

01:33 that is way too much screen time.

01:35 It's a Galapagos.

01:36 They're endangered.

01:37 Well, then how'd he get here?

01:38 Transported by a child's wish.

01:40 No, Shred, he was smuggled here.

01:43 They're not allowed in this country.

01:45 Okay, I don't know when you're being serious sometimes.

01:47 Well, how are we gonna get him out of here?

01:49 He's like 300 pounds.

01:50 Should we get Patty to help?

01:51 He was a UCLA rower.

01:53 You need to stop Googling my family.

01:55 We don't need him.

01:56 Go get the straps.

01:57 [APPLAUSE]

02:00 Seattle's finest, folks.

02:03 Somewhere in heaven,

02:04 Mama's embarrassed as hell for him.

02:05 It's good stuff.

02:07 You know it was your divorce that killed him.

02:09 Keep it moving.

02:10 I wanna get out of that thick burn.

02:11 I don't wanna freak the tortoise out.

02:13 He's not used to high speeds.

02:14 [GROANING]

02:16 [Music]

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