Irza Khan Hogai Saleem Albela Say Naraz - Waja Kya? - Jugat Bazi Say Bhari Video
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00:00 Yes, Irza.
00:01 Mr. Haroon, I want to go to the audience without wasting a minute.
00:04 Okay, Irza, before going to the audience, I would like to say something.
00:09 - Go ahead. - Mr. Salim, I missed you a lot.
00:11 I don't want to endorse this person at all.
00:14 He has brought only one perfume and no chocolates.
00:17 Even I don't want to endorse him.
00:19 Sir, I am not doing this for no reason.
00:21 I was in jail.
00:22 I saw one half of your jailer with you.
00:26 No.
00:28 I knew that he would be in jail as soon as he left.
00:31 And she was handcuffing him.
00:33 Exactly.
00:34 This is not the way to go out of the country.
00:36 That too, to work.
00:38 And not to bring anything.
00:39 So, this is not the way that you are saying on national TV
00:42 that you are making a mistake by being sad.
00:44 So, this anger will end only when you give us gifts.
00:48 - Okay. - And we will go to the audience.
00:50 - Yes, come. - Let's go.
00:51 How close do we have to go to the audience?
00:53 The mic will go close, technically.
00:56 Okay, fine.
00:57 - Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
00:59 - I am from Ashraf Ali Nankana. - Wow.
01:02 I wanted to talk to you face to face.
01:05 - Thank you. - Your show is going on in Pakistan.
01:09 - Thank you. - And may God bless you.
01:11 Thank you. May God bless you.
01:14 - Next. - Greetings.
01:18 - Greetings. - My name is Sherry.
01:20 Sir, the most special thing about your show is that
01:23 you give a message at the start.
01:25 That is a very good message.
01:27 That message inspires people a lot.
01:30 Thank you, Mr. Barimah. Thank you very much.
01:32 I would like to recite a poetry for you.
01:34 This poetry is especially for me.
01:36 - Oh. - Oh.
01:39 Who taught you to ask questions with your eyes?
01:42 Who taught you to kill with a smile?
01:45 - Yes. - Yes.
01:45 I feel like making you sit in front of me.
01:48 Why did he make you so cute?
01:50 - Oh. - Wow.
01:52 - What a thing. - Cute.
01:54 - Wow. - Wow.
01:56 After your poetry, I thought
01:59 you don't listen to his message carefully.
02:01 - What happened? - He praised you so much.
02:07 - Will you thank him or what? - Thank you so much.
02:11 That is why you don't even have a goggab.
02:13 I am crazy.
02:16 You don't have a goggab, you have a zang.
02:19 More.
02:22 Everyone was impressed by my praise.
02:24 We have seen it in the original.
02:27 You don't have a talent.
02:30 - God bless. - No.
02:33 You will get it.
02:34 - You recited a very good poetry. - Okay.
02:38 - My brother Malharrao has a record. - What?
02:40 He can recite 100 poems in a minute.
02:42 What a record.
02:45 Next.
02:46 - Greetings. - Greetings.
02:48 I am Hammadari Zohan Hussain from Sialkot.
02:51 - Okay. - God bless.
02:52 Allama Iqbal, Faiz Ahmed, Faiz.
02:55 First of all, I want to congratulate you.
02:59 You are doing such a good program.
03:01 In Pakistan, and wherever you are on national TV,
03:07 you are sharing happiness.
03:08 - Thank you, sir. - May God keep you happy.
03:12 - Thank you. - Keep sharing happiness.
03:16 You know the situation in Pakistan.
03:18 There is so much inflation and unemployment.
03:22 - The situation is bad. - Yes.
03:24 May God keep you happy.
03:27 - Amen. - Amen.
03:28 Thank you, sir. Thank you.
03:30 Thank you very much.
03:32 But our Sialkot city is the best in the world.
03:39 Because wherever you go, you find people from Sialkot.
03:41 It is the best. What is the best?
03:42 - It is Punjabi. - Okay.
03:45 They are rich. Their business is very good.
03:48 I say that in Sialkot,
03:51 there is nothing.
03:52 There is nothing.
03:55 Allama Iqbal and Faiz are enough.
03:57 - Wow. - Wow.
03:59 Wow.
04:00 He is educated. He can say anything.
04:05 He has already said 'mania tania'.
04:08 Yes.
04:11 - Greetings. - Greetings.
04:12 I want to ask Goga a question.
04:14 - Oh. - Go ahead.
04:16 - I will not ask. - Goga, permission.
04:18 Yes. Permission allowed.
04:19 Goga, I want to ask you.
04:22 If you were not in this field,
04:24 what would you have become?
04:27 - I would have become a doctor. - No. He would have become a great man.
04:30 If you don't have a purse, then it's okay.
04:34 - No. - No.
04:35 When I passed my Matric,
04:38 - I was in Delhi. - He is talking.
04:40 - Let him listen. - Have you passed your Matric?
04:46 - Yes. - No.
04:48 - I am your fan. - I am sure.
04:50 I just didn't know.
04:51 I will tell you something. He is educated.
04:54 He is educated.
04:57 He just wants to ask you
05:00 - if you were not in this field, - Yes.
05:02 - it would have been better. - Yes.
05:04 I mean, sorry. What would you have become?
05:06 It would have been better if you were not in this field.
05:09 Actually, after my Matric, I thought of going to college.
05:13 Why? Didn't you get a job?
05:15 Yes.
05:16 If you stop me, how will I complete my education?
05:20 He will grow up after he completes his Matric.
05:24 - What happened then? - Don't do this.
05:25 - Ajil. - Yes.
05:27 Sir, I had thought of studying pre-medical.
05:29 - Okay. - I couldn't study that.
05:31 Actually, my aim was to become a doctor.
05:34 But he didn't want to become a doctor.
05:37 No. He didn't want to.
05:38 Even now, if you tell someone that I am a good doctor, they will agree.
05:44 Gogay, what do you specialize in?
05:46 I specialize in anatomy.
05:49 Anatomy.
05:51 Anatomy.
05:52 - His thoughts are good. - Yes.
05:54 I don't have good thoughts.
05:57 No.
05:58 - His thoughts. - Gogay's answer was
06:00 that he wanted to become a doctor.
06:01 - Yes. - Okay. - Thank you, Malaika.
06:03 - Greetings. - Greetings.
06:07 Sir, I am one of your biggest fans. I am from UK.
06:11 - Thank you. - My name is Muazzam Ali.
06:13 I would like to appreciate your show.
06:15 It's one of the greatest shows of comedy.
06:19 My question to you is that,
06:21 as you can see, Pakistan has been made for more or less 78 odd years.
06:26 And not much or not a great deal of change has come about.
06:30 So what do you think that the drama industry or the TV people
06:34 or people like yourself or the big channels
06:37 can do in order to educate our society
06:40 moving more towards the business side of things or educating them?
06:44 I am sorry to say that although we work for a TV,
06:47 but actually, I think we cannot.
06:50 The reason is that knowledge is in the book.
06:53 There is no other place for knowledge.
06:54 If you want to acquire knowledge, it's only in the book.
06:57 First, the book and then the book.
07:00 Yes. The TV can never decide where to take people.
07:05 Because what you like will work.
07:08 What you don't like will not work.
07:10 So people who often complain about what is being shown in our films
07:15 or what is being shown on TV or what is being shown in dramas,
07:19 you are actually watching it.
07:21 You are buying it.
07:22 You are gulping it.
07:24 That's why you are being shown.
07:26 In any society, if a shop opens that sells such things
07:29 that no one wants to buy,
07:31 then that thing will not sell.
07:32 We can definitely do this.
07:34 In our own knowledge, as much as we can,
07:36 in different ways,
07:37 we can bring our children and young generation to that direction.
07:41 But we have to guide them to the book.
07:45 Exactly.
07:45 As long as you keep searching for knowledge on TV,
07:48 on the internet, on Google,
07:50 you will not find knowledge anywhere.
07:52 You will find knowledge with the teacher and with the book.
07:55 Amazing. Very good.
07:57 I would sell my books and leave.
08:03 I am still not able to accept Mr. Salim.
08:06 I had become used to him.
08:10 - Really? - Yes.
08:11 Irza, I have to open my bag tomorrow.
08:14 As soon as you reach home, tell me on WhatsApp
08:16 what all you have brought for me. I will shut my mouth.
08:18 What all?
08:19 What all?
08:21 Yes, what all?
08:22 What all have you brought for a single woman?
08:24 I have no complaints.
08:26 - Why? - For me, even if he has brought a watch,
08:30 it is enough for me.
08:31 I don't want to spread rumors.
08:35 - I have even paid for you. - Okay.
08:38 I have even taken it back.
08:40 - Really? - Oh!
08:42 What?
08:43 - Yes. - Okay.
08:44 - It is a gift. - What?
08:46 Gucci or Hermione, I don't care.
08:48 (audience laughing)