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00:00 The Minecraft players in 1 minute
00:02 Well, first, Minecraft players are obviously kids
00:06 Either because they're called Enzo or Chloe and they're between 7 and 15 years old
00:10 Or because they're called Gerard, 48 years old, but he kept his child soul
00:13 Because yes, Minecraft is clearly not made for people on the ground
00:16 Otherwise they would have already uninstalled the game at the first contact of the latter
00:19 Because I don't know if you noticed, but it's ugly
00:22 And there, any good Minecraft player would tell me something like
00:24 "Yes, but you have to download Optifine, install the Beautiful Swizz shader
00:28 And install the Galactic Football texture pack in 2.12
00:32 Because in 2.13 the texture of the gobble is buggy"
00:34 Ok, but if I have to do all of this, it's because it's ugly
00:37 And I'll have to show imagination and determination
00:40 To project myself in this world where freedom and creativity are the key
00:43 Knowing that in the end, all my progress on my server will end up being lost
00:48 Because of a bad manipulation, a PC change or a sneaky hack
00:51 And there, any good Minecraft player would tell me something like
00:54 "Yes, but you have to create backsaves on hard disks in Offshore
00:58 To keep your progress and avoid losing your save while you're at the ender portal
01:02 This is a true story"
01:03 But let's not generalize, there are still different types of Minecraft players
01:07 First, you have the one who has the goal of reconstructing the city of Touquet in real size
01:11 The one who only plays in hardcore mode to be sure not to take any pleasure
01:15 The powerful Valérie D'Amido who is just there to create cuckooning houses
01:19 And this guy who goes in creative mode to do absolutely anything
01:22 Like, put a lot of TNT
01:24 By the way, what type of Minecraft player are you ? Tell me in the comments