A mob boss must fend off repeated assassination attempts from a rival boss while battling backwoods Bigfoot hunting hill | dG1fWHpvX2dYWlBlbTA
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00:00 [Phone Vibrating]
00:08 Speak.
00:09 It's Vinny. You there?
00:11 No, I'm f***ing over there.
00:13 The name's Angelo D'Angelo.
00:16 Some know me as Don Angelo, one of the bosses of New York's infamous five families.
00:21 Perhaps you've heard of the other four.
00:22 Nicky Knuckles Gardino.
00:24 I'm gonna get her right here, you c*** sucker.
00:26 Mario "The Mangler" Mancini.
00:28 F*** you, sonny.
00:29 Lucky Luigi Lucano.
00:31 As much as I hate that f***ing prick Sonny.
00:33 And finally, that motherless f***ing Sonny Green.
00:37 I love all of you guys.
00:38 Get the f*** out of here.
00:40 I only ask that you guys turn the other way when the hammer comes down on this f***ing jerk off Angelo.
00:45 Yeah, that's right. He wants me whacked.
00:47 You know that c*** sucker even wired the toilet at my house with dynamite?
00:50 In my home, Luigi!
00:52 Where my wife sweeps and my children come to play with their toys.
00:56 You believe that crap?
00:57 In my home.
00:59 Okay, just to be clear. Which guy are we talking here?
01:01 Sonny what? Sonny Red?
01:02 Sonny Red is dead. Where you been?
01:04 Okay, so then we're talking about Sonny Black then.
01:06 He's doing f***ing life in the slammer. Green.
01:09 Any relation to Moe?
01:10 Moe?
01:11 You know, the one who got his eyeball blown out in Vegas by our old friend?
01:14 No, no relation to Moe. A curly, a shamp, a f***ing Larry or the other f***ing guy that...
01:19 But not an Irishman?
01:20 Right. No, no.
01:22 Would you get to the f***ing point?
01:24 So where was I? So anyway...
01:26 This f***ing sucks.
01:28 To make matters worse...
01:29 I'm making my way to hell.
01:30 Some of my crew on business up in Maine cross paths with some backwoods, bigfoot hunting hillbilly bastards.
01:37 What the hell's going on here then?
01:39 Easy does it, fellas. We're about to lay our dear departed friend to rest.
01:42 That was a very good friend in jumbo trash bag.
01:45 Who also figured they'd start a feud.
01:48 I'm calling bullsh*t.
01:50 Bigfoot?
01:51 Yeah, that's right. F***ing bigfoot hunters.
01:53 Big feet. Stupid. There's more than one.
01:55 The sh*t's gonna hit the fan. And I don't want any of you to get splattered.
01:58 Too late, because the bullets are flying and lots of good fellas are dying.
02:03 I wouldn't do that if I was you.
02:05 Woo-hoo!
02:06 Hey, get me!
02:08 We take our last stand right here.
02:10 Who the hell are you?
02:11 General Custard.
02:12 Hey, fellas. My name's Bonnie Lou.
02:15 I'm Honeydew.
02:16 You can call me Bonnie Sue.
02:19 Wise guy or redneck, the D'Angelo family ain't going down easy.
02:23 Let's try for some f***ing revenge.
02:24 Come on, Moe!
02:25 So grab a weapon.
02:27 We gotta get this party started right now.
02:29 And pick a side.
02:30 Painy. Painy.
02:32 F*** you, Angelo.
02:33 Honeymo.
02:34 I should have shot you in the g*** damn face.
02:36 You suck.
02:37 Get your goomba.
02:38 Bottom toe.
02:40 If y'all others don't let go.
02:43 Come here, garlic bread.
02:45 This could get ugly.
02:46 It f***ing worked, didn't it?
02:51 I did it.
02:54 [BLEEP]
02:54 [INAUDIBLE]
02:56 [EXPLOSION]