A comedy about New Yorkers who can't afford to live in New York anymore | dG1fMnVIRVV2UUxlX3c
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00:00 I have always wanted to get a drink at this place. I mean, like I've read about this place.
00:04 Oh, oh, oh.
00:06 We are now closed.
00:08 Thank you for having us for the last 92 years.
00:12 Um, what the fuck?
00:14 [Squeak]
00:16 Gonna be at Chipotle. I like Chipotle.
00:19 [Music]
00:21 CBGB's, Mars Bar, Joe's Diner, Blatt Billiard, Cedar Tavern, McHale,
00:28 Kenny's Castaway's. It's all gone.
00:31 They won't be happy until this whole island is one big Dwayne Reed with a Starbucks inside and an IHOP inside that and a Bank of
00:38 America inside that.
00:40 [Music]
00:42 Ugh.
00:43 I got drunk with Joe Franklin in this place.
00:45 Hey, don't get bummed.
00:46 I'm gonna drown myself in that puddle.
00:48 No, no, no, no, come. Where are guys like us supposed to go?
00:50 [Music]
00:52 Where, where are you?
00:56 I found a new Brooklyn, man. I'm in Croton on Hudson. Where have you been?
00:58 Read the papers.
00:59 Croton on Hudson?
01:00 I got a pool, I got a house, I got a French toast joint down the street. The place is unbelievable.
01:05 I, I don't really eat bread.
01:07 I got fresh farm eggs here, huh?
01:09 Hello?
01:10 I'm gonna signal around. Wait, hold on. Hold on. Wait, I can't hear you. What?
01:14 This place is nice.
01:16 Oh my god, that is amazing.
01:18 Okay.
01:20 [Sigh]
01:22 It's like a lavender.
01:24 That's right.
01:25 [Mumbling]
01:27 It's very tasty. How much is that?
01:29 That's $20.
01:30 $20?
01:32 [Music]
01:35 They want to buy Kevin out. I mean, he's not gonna go for it.
01:38 How much did they buy you out for?
01:40 15 grand, man. I'm like rolling in it.
01:42 They want to buy him out for $400,000.
01:45 Yousef Industries. Investors offered by our written option dated October 2015 to purchase a property from an investor for the sum of $400,000.
01:53 Kevin Shanahan.
01:55 [Music]
01:57 Do you even know what this place used to be? I used to get spanked in here, okay?
02:02 I, I don't even know.
02:03 What's going on over here?
02:04 You know, you want to take, you taking pictures over here? You want to take a picture? Take a picture of this.
02:09 [Music]
02:11 You got to talk to him. Put him on the Metro North. Have him come out here and take a look, man. I'm telling you.
02:16 Look, he's never gonna go above 14th Street.
02:18 Endangered species right here. A blue collar guy who just wants to get day wasted for $3.
02:25 Don't pay for that.
02:26 I'm not.
02:27 Fucking maple trees and pine trees. I'm allergic to pine trees.
02:31 [Music]
02:33 I've, I've been coming here too long. I've been living here too long.
02:37 [Music]
02:38 I haven't really lived here that long, but...
02:40 [Music]
02:42 It's never too late to, to, to take a stand.
02:45 Yeah.
02:46 [Music]
02:47 You're not getting rid of us!
02:49 [Music]
02:54 [BLANK_AUDIO]