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01:02 Dwayne fucking Johnson
01:03 Because as you know, we're doing a little fixation on this man with a shining skull, yes yes yes, but at the same time, look at me, at this level, it's art!
01:10 We could put him in an egg box that wouldn't even make the difference!
01:13 I'm sure this guy has made millions of people lose their hair by offering them a hairline other than the one of Gerard Junior!
01:19 In addition, if you put coconut oil in it, you can see the place of your death or, if you want, the re-broadcast in 4K of the day of your birth!
01:26 I swear, it works! I didn't say it, wait, I read it in the Europe Magazine!
01:29 An weekly weekly newspaper that I receive every week for the damn sum of 59.99 euros!
01:34 In which you can find more or less true information about the rock, including the fact that it is capable of defeating a rhinoceros with bare hands,
01:40 that it can wear a costa rosa without looking like a saltimban,
01:43 and that his smile would be able to reflect the light of the sun,
01:46 as well as change the direction of my sexual orientation.
01:49 Finally, before becoming the manager of a magazine invented by our care, The Rock has carried out various more or less lucrative activities!
01:55 Because yes, he was not always a multimillionaire who succeeded in everything, no, in his childhood it was even the opposite, the guy ate rocks!
02:02 That's why we'll call him The Rock later!
02:04 Info or intoxication, but as you want, you choose, create your own story Bobby, you have the cards in hand!
02:09 But fortunately, American football saved him by getting him out of precariousness!
02:12 It's wrong, he just broke his shoulder and so he just had to give up this sport definitively!
02:17 And following this fact, the only and only failure of his career, but the guy is so badass that even when he fails, he succeeds!
02:23 Because if his shoulder was still intact, he would not have become what he is today,
02:26 be a man in the process of acquiring superpowers!
02:29 As well as the possible status of President of the United States of America!
02:32 So yes, there is a lot of fake information in this video, but not this one!
02:35 Yeah that's it, yeah, anyway you only say fake news, we can't even believe you, you're just big brawlers!
02:40 I'm a brawler? I'm a brawler! Give me five minutes, I'll fuck you!
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02:53 1, 2, 3...
02:57 Hey, but he's possessed or what? He's not right in the head?
03:00 But no, he's just remembering his primary impulses of alpha male!
03:03 311, 312, 313...
03:06 Hey, but I want to become an alpha male too, wait!
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03:12 So, after his failure in American football, Dwayne fucking Johnson turned to the fight,
03:17 more commonly called "catch", a bit like his father, his grandfather and his grandmother before him.
03:21 And there, you're probably imagining a grandmother who plays catch,
03:24 but let me remind you of the concept of time that passes,
03:26 one day you are born, one day you die, between the two you play catch,
03:29 and your grandmother Giseleine was not born with ass laughs!
03:31 But finally, his career in catch was a great success,
03:34 and he quickly became one of the most appreciated catchers of his generation,
03:37 even allowing him to obtain ten times the title of world champion hair!
03:40 Because yes, the more popular you are, the more titles you win,
03:43 that's the principle of catch, it's theater, it's tricky,
03:45 the guys don't really care about the face, it's for the show!
03:47 Hey, but if, sometimes they hurt themselves for real,
03:50 once I saw John Cena, he bled from the nose!
03:52 John Cena, he bled from the nose! Grow up a little please, it's pathetic!
03:55 In short, in parallel with catch, he decides to go to the cinema,
03:58 and to chain the films with more or less success,
04:01 special mention to the disgusting effects of "Back to the Mummy".
04:03 Yes, this pile of pixels is really Dwayne Johnson, it doesn't look like it!
04:06 But what really launched his acting career, it's the "Fast and Furious" license,
04:10 allowing him to display his bodybuilding and his badassness.
04:14 He will definitely transform the essay by participating in "No Pain No Gain",
04:17 in which he will play a bodybuilder a little stupid not to say "tube",
04:21 besides it's a very good movie, watch it, I advise you.
04:23 And after, the rest of his life, it's success after success,
04:26 it's been three years since the guy is the best-paid actor in the world, O'Call.
04:29 He has his little star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood, normal.
04:32 A brand of tequila and energizing drinks to round off the end of the month, you know.
04:35 His Instagram account is one of the most followed in the world, quiet.
04:38 And personally, I switched porn against the latter to masturbate.
04:41 In addition, I repeat myself, but the guy wears super well the costars, I swear.
04:44 The last time I took a picture of him, but look how beautiful he is, seriously.
04:47 Besides, but I never showed you my collection of photos with The Rock, as long as I think about it.
04:50 But look, I have billions of them.
04:52 This is me and The Rock at the beach.
04:54 This is me and The Rock during a party of Jumanji.
04:56 This is me and The Rock on my birthday.
04:58 This is me when I did a little catch take at The Rock.
05:01 This is me and The Rock playing "A shot on my finger".
05:03 And this is me and The Rock on our wedding day.
05:05 Well, I admit, this one is Photoshop, it's fake because we're not married yet, but it would have been a long time.
05:09 That was the not surprising summary of The Rock that you had asked us so much.
05:12 So I hope you enjoyed it and if so, smash the like button.
05:15 I invite you to go on Tipeee to become as rich as him and share this video.
05:20 See you next time, ciao!
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