• 7 months ago
Saleem Albela Ke Saath Hogai Bewafai, Agha Majid Ki Zindagi Ek Khuli Kitaab Audience Ke Samne Ai
Transcript
00:00 "Wake up, dear."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Yes, Irza.
00:05 Mr. Haroon, let's move to the audience.
00:07 "You've fasted so much, what's the matter?"
00:09 "Your fast is so long that the pot is also full."
00:13 Mr. Mirza is going to get a coffin.
00:15 So I said, "Anything else to colour?"
00:16 What non-sense!
00:19 Mr. Salim, have you ever been betrayed like this?
00:21 No, I haven't.
00:22 I haven't been betrayed.
00:24 - What? - This is not a disease.
00:26 Someone betrays you.
00:29 - Really? - Yes.
00:30 That's too much.
00:31 But there's a story behind the way Mr. Agha has held his head.
00:36 - He's saying, "Yes, this is it." - Yes.
00:38 Mr. Agha has been betrayed by you.
00:42 - This is Aram. - Thank God, I've never
00:44 - put my hand in such a thing. - Absolutely.
00:46 But you've put your head, sir.
00:47 Mr. Agha, there's an open book in front of you.
00:53 And you can write whatever you want with this book and this holder.
00:58 Mr. Agha, it's an open book.
01:00 And this is a closed book.
01:01 Who told you to sit with your head held high?
01:04 - Okay, next. - There are betrayals, sir.
01:09 - Really? - Yes.
01:11 I have many friends. Thank God.
01:12 I've made many friends.
01:13 - Whether they're from school or university. - You've made friends like us.
01:16 - Yes. - Yes.
01:17 - Really? - You've made many friends.
01:19 - You're jealous of yourself. - Yes.
01:20 Okay, if you're talking about that, then it's true.
01:23 Sir, you don't say that you have a friend, Mr. Mian.
01:26 I've betrayed him.
01:28 I've disappeared.
01:30 No, no, Mr. Mian will never betray you.
01:33 Look at his pocket. He's got a lot of iron.
01:35 - I think he's.. - He goes to the shop and says..
01:38 .."Mom, give me 5 kilos of flour."
01:39 He's got a shirt from a bakery.
01:46 He's got a bad one from a bakery. Where will he get it?
01:49 - It's his style. - Okay.
01:52 - He has a good style. - Yes.
01:54 He eats four dates and gets eight hair.
01:57 - He'll fast. - Where will he get it?
02:01 It's a brand from here. It's a very good brand from Pakistan.
02:04 Why don't you bring all the clothes in your pocket?
02:06 Okay, if you stand up, I'm sure his length will be less.
02:12 His length will be less.
02:13 - Yes. - Tell him.
02:14 He's gone so far. He's got a father too.
02:18 [ALL LAUGHING]
02:20 You guys don't have a fashion sense.
02:28 - Really? - Yes.
02:29 He's got a suit. Don't you feel like talking to him?
02:32 Where does he live?
02:33 [ALL LAUGHING]
02:35 Now, Gogay, I'm asking you for a favour.
02:42 Keep your locket outside.
02:43 How will you keep your mouth inside?
02:45 [ALL LAUGHING]
02:48 [ALL LAUGHING]
02:50 I'm asking you for a favour.
02:54 Keep the caterer downstairs and bring him here.
02:56 [ALL LAUGHING]
02:57 This show is not funny.
02:59 He's walking so fast.
03:00 It seems he's sitting in a corner.
03:02 [ALL LAUGHING]
03:04 He's walking so fast.
03:10 Mom, who will you shake hands with? With dad?
03:12 [ALL LAUGHING]
03:13 Who will you shake hands with in your Urdu?
03:16 [ALL LAUGHING]
03:18 He's going. Kids don't speak Urdu like this.
03:25 Mr. Saleem, such a weak man got drunk out of anger.
03:28 [ALL LAUGHING]
03:30 - Yes. - Greetings.
03:35 Greetings.
03:36 - My name is Meera Bai. - Yes.
03:37 - I'm from Gulshan-e-Rawi. - Okay.
03:39 - I would like to recite a poem. - Please recite it.
03:43 [RECITING POEM]
03:46 - Okay. - [RECITING POEM]
03:50 [RECITING POEM]
03:54 [ALL CHEERING]
03:56 [ALL APPLAUDING]
03:59 [RECITING POEM]
04:00 - Wow. - Wow.
04:01 [RECITING POEM]
04:03 - Greetings. - Greetings.
04:05 - Haroon, I love a girl. - Okay.
04:08 - That's a bad habit. - And I will keep on loving her.
04:11 - Okay. - Like, make her shoes.
04:13 [ALL LAUGHING]
04:15 - Like... - He's saying, make her shoes.
04:17 - Yes. - Make her understand.
04:19 [ALL LAUGHING]
04:21 I will make her understand that she's not my father.
04:27 [ALL LAUGHING]
04:29 - Didn't you tell us your name? - My name is Muhammad Naeem.
04:34 Is this a two-sided or one-sided?
04:37 First it was two-sided, now it's one-sided.
04:39 - Oh. - Now it's one-sided.
04:41 - Do you want to dedicate something? - Yes, I want to dedicate a poem.
04:45 - Go ahead. - "She disagrees with everything I say."
04:48 - Wow. - A sensible woman.
04:49 "She disagrees with everything I say, but secretly she circumambulates me."
04:55 - Wow. - Wow.
04:56 "She doesn't want anyone to come near me, so she goes against me."
05:00 - Wow. - Wow.
05:02 Wow.
05:03 [ALL APPLAUDING]
05:06 "Now she breaks my legs, but she forgives me."
05:08 Wow.
05:09 I will dedicate a poem to you.
05:11 "Be a little loyal to your life."
05:13 "If you don't get what you want, then get lost."
05:15 [ALL LAUGHING]
05:17 You are confident only because you have a beautiful wife.
05:24 [ALL LAUGHING]
05:25 I have realized that your wife never finds out about everything I say.
05:30 - Hmm. - I say, "She's always on my mind."
05:33 [ALL LAUGHING]
05:34 - Yes, tell us. - Hello.
05:35 Hello.
05:36 - I am from the field of teaching. - Yes.
05:39 - So my poem is related to that. - Go ahead.
05:42 "I have heard that she knows the rules of speech."
05:45 - Wow. - Wow.
05:46 "She talks so well."
05:49 - Wow. - Wow.
05:50 "I have heard that she teaches with a lot of sweetness."
05:52 - Wow. - "Even if she has fever, the kids are at peace."
05:55 - Wow. - Wow.
05:56 [ALL APPLAUDING]
05:59 Very good.
06:00 - Next, you. - Hello, Mr. Haroon.
06:02 My name is Wasim Nawaz and I would like to recite a poem.
06:05 - Wow. - Please recite it.
06:07 "The poor girl erases the beauty of the beautiful."
06:09 "The poor girl erases the beauty of the beautiful."
06:13 "She forgets the beauty of the beautiful."
06:16 - Wow. - Wow.
06:17 "Even if she hears the words of that mother."
06:20 - Wow. - "She feeds the hungry kids."
06:23 - Wow. - Wow.
06:25 - Very good. - Wow.
06:26 [ALL APPLAUDING]
06:28 Very good.
06:29 "She was the support of her honor, who stood strong."
06:32 - "With her honor." - "She bows her head one last day."
06:36 Wow.
06:37 "And the scars on her shoulders say."
06:40 "Hunger forgets the etiquettes of culture."
06:43 - Wow. - Wow.
06:45 [ALL APPLAUDING]
06:47 What a beautiful truth you have presented in this poem.
06:51 Thank you very much.
06:52 Next, you.
06:53 "And Gokha's mother slaps him and puts him to sleep."
06:57 [ALL LAUGHING]
06:58 "And she makes her father do the same."
07:00 [ALL LAUGHING]
07:01 - Yes. - Greetings.
07:03 Greetings.
07:04 My name is Yasir Nawaz and I would like to recite a poem.
07:07 Go ahead. I would like to hear it.
07:08 "You have given me time to study and write."
07:11 Wow.
07:12 "You have given me time to study and write."
07:15 "You should have given me time to leave."
07:18 - Wow. - "Flowers, trees, rivers, the beautiful union of the Abra."
07:22 - Wow. - "You would have been free here."
07:24 - Wow. - Wow.
07:26 Very good.
07:28 [ALL APPLAUDING]
07:30 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:33 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:35 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:40 [ALL LAUGHING]
07:42 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:43 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:46 [ALL LAUGHING]
07:48 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:50 [ALL LAUGHING]
07:51 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:53 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:56 [ALL LAUGHING]
07:57 Next. Who is next?
07:59 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:02 Wow. Your name is a legend.
08:04 - I think you are a poet. - Sir, I have a poem.
08:06 - Poem? - Poem.
08:08 - Poem. - Poem.
08:09 - Poem. - Poem.
08:10 - Poem. - Poem.
08:11 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:12 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:13 He said, "I have a poem."
08:16 "Saleem is a poet."
08:17 [ALL LAUGHING]
08:19 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:22 - Sorry, sir. - Yes.
08:24 Mr. Mirza is saying, "Give me something in the name of God."
08:28 He will go inside and say, "I will ask for it."
08:31 [ALL LAUGHING]
08:33 [ALL APPLAUDING]
08:36 Yes, sir.
08:37 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:40 - Wow. - [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:43 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:45 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:49 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:52 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:54 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:56 [SPEAKING HINDI]
08:58 - Wow. - Wow.
09:00 [ALL APPLAUDING]
09:03 Sir, you must have noticed that he was making love.
09:05 It was fine till 'Ain' and 'Sheen'
09:06 but he went to 'Kaaf' and became a dog instead of a scissor.
09:09 Kaaf. I should write 'Kaaf'.
09:10 Otherwise, it's called 'Ishq Aami'.
09:12 [ALL LAUGHING]
09:14 Yes.
09:15 - Greetings. - Greetings.
09:17 My name is Moiza. I am from Australia.
09:19 - Okay. - I have been watching your show for two or three years.
09:22 - Oh, thank you. - I am a fan.
09:23 I wait for your show every weekend.
09:26 I came to Pakistan and thought of watching it live.
09:28 Thank you very much.
09:31 Remember that you are all here.
09:34 You like it, you comment, you send messages.
09:37 We read all your comments.
09:38 We cannot take your names.
09:40 But you are all in our hearts like we are.
09:44 - Thank you. - Thank you.
09:46 Thank you very much.
09:47 I saw that everyone in the audience
09:50 - has given a poem. - Wow.
09:52 - Wow. - Poet, please come.
09:54 - Greetings. - Greetings.
09:56 My name is Abdul Rahim.
09:58 - I would like to say a funny poem. - Go ahead.
10:00 - It's called 'Husn Dumara'. - Okay.
10:03 - Official Foundation Kareem Maskara. - Wow.
10:07 [ALL APPLAUDING]
10:09 [SPEAKING HINDI]
10:11 [ALL LAUGHING]
10:13 This is why a guy gets beaten up by his wife.
10:15 - Yes. - He avoids makeup.
10:17 [ALL LAUGHING]
10:18 - Yes. - Greetings.
10:20 Greetings.
10:21 I have a joke for Mr. Goga.
10:23 Tell us your name so that we can put you in the frame.
10:26 - My name is Bilal. - Okay. Mr. Bilal.
10:28 - I have a joke. My brother went to the zoo. - Okay.
10:33 He stood near the monkey cage and said,
10:35 'Dad, you are doing this to yourself.'
10:37 'It's not our fault.'
10:39 When did you come from there?
10:40 [ALL LAUGHING]
10:43 What is this?
10:47 - What is this misbehaviour? - I didn't hear it.
10:49 They heard it.
10:51 They heard it too. He went to the back cage.
10:53 [ALL LAUGHING]
10:55 Is there anyone else?
10:56 - Or was it just one? - She is my sister.
10:58 Give the mic to her. She wants to say something.
11:00 - Greetings. - Greetings.
11:01 - My name is Kashyap Anwar. - Yes.
11:03 I want to say a poetry.
11:05 Okay. Kashyap, go ahead.
11:07 [SPEAKING HINDI]
11:11 [SPEAKING HINDI]
11:14 [SPEAKING HINDI]
11:18 - Wow. - Wow.
11:19 [SPEAKING HINDI]
11:21 [ALL APPLAUDING]
11:23 [SPEAKING HINDI]
11:25 [ALL LAUGHING]
11:27 - The kids are getting emotional. - Right.
11:30 - I can see that. - Of course.
11:31 Kashyap, which class are you in?
11:34 I am doing my first semester in BS Maths.
11:36 Very good. What are your plans after Maths?
11:40 I want to do Anchoring or Hosting.
11:43 Very good.
11:44 [ALL APPLAUDING]
11:47 - Yes. - Yes.
11:48 - Greetings. - Greetings.
11:50 I want to say a poem.
11:51 - Your name? - Jannat.
11:53 - What do you do? - Ninth class.
11:56 Okay. Go ahead.
11:58 [SPEAKING HINDI]
12:03 - Wow. - Wow.
12:05 [ALL APPLAUDING]
12:08 My child is so sad.
12:10 He is very sad. Let him come and watch Goga.
12:12 [ALL LAUGHING]
12:14 He is not sad. He doesn't want to listen to his song.
12:17 [ALL LAUGHING]
12:19 [ALL APPLAUDING]
12:22 This was today's show. We will meet in the next show.
12:25 Take care. Goodbye.
12:27 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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