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00:00 [Music]
00:04 So, today we decided to summarize two of your favorite shows.
00:07 And by "your favorite shows", I mean the shows we want to talk about.
00:11 Because yes, we are scams above all. Never forget that.
00:13 [Music]
00:15 The Mandalorian is a show from the Star Wars universe.
00:18 But yes, you know, the not-so-well-known thing, the Dark Vador, the lightsabers, the brother who kisses his sister...
00:23 Oh yes, yes, it's the Jedi. I want to be a Jedi too, it's so good, the Jedi. I can be a Jedi like Obi-Wan the Jedi.
00:28 Well, no, it's not possible, for obvious reasons.
00:30 And then, in our time, the Jedi were not so trendy anymore.
00:33 What's popular nowadays are the Mandalorians.
00:35 Jetpacks, missiles, flamethrowers... No time to be lazy, my man.
00:38 You don't want to become a Mandalorian, do you?
00:39 Uh... no.
00:40 But look, their armor is super solid!
00:42 Uh... I don't care.
00:42 Hey, that's enough, get out of here, you know nothing, go back to cut your head with your laser saber.
00:47 Well, indeed, in "The Mandalorian", we will not follow a Jedi at all, but a Mandalorian.
00:51 Otherwise, it would be called "The Jedi", which is not the case.
00:53 So unless I'm an asshole and I misread my notes, but yeah, no, that's it, it's "The Mandalorian".
00:58 And this Mandalorian has the particularity of being a bounty hunter,
01:01 which leads him to travel the galaxy to carry out non-Catholic missions.
01:04 Average pay, of course. More or less high, of course.
01:06 It's the definition of a bounty hunter.
01:08 I didn't say it, it's written on devenirchasseurdeprime.com, so, well, it's safe information.
01:12 Another particularity of the Mandalorians, they never take off their mask, otherwise it's a dishonor on their family, the Arsh Uma.
01:18 Well, when I say family, it doesn't work for Mando, since he's an orphan, actually.
01:21 But if he never takes off his mask, how does he drink coca?
01:24 He must surely use another orifice, it's the only solution. The ass, for example.
01:27 Finally, one day, during one of his missions, Mando finds himself confronted with a terrifying monster.
01:32 A devilish creature capable of controlling your emotions and forcing you to love them.
01:41 Even going so far as to make you buy posters, t-shirts and pop figurines.
01:45 And of course, even Mando, known to have a stone heart, will eventually succumb to so much cuteness.
01:50 He will decide to protect this little creature at the risk of his life, because that's the way it is.
01:54 This iconic duo will go from planet to planet, converting all the peoples of the galaxy to the cult of Baby Yoda, our new god to all.
02:01 Well, after that, we say "Baby Yoda", but he's 50, the boy, so potentially three times your age.
02:06 It's just a baby at the scale of his race.
02:07 This sentence sounds really aggressive, when it's not, not at all.
02:10 Hey, at the scale of your cursed race, dude.
02:12 Ah, and at one point, there's a badass girl who joins them, but since she's actually racist, they fired her from the casting, actually.
02:17 So don't pay attention to it, it's not important.
02:19 [Badass music]
02:21 Well, at first, "Breaking Bad" means "Bad Turn", so you already know it's not gonna be the most beautiful American remake ever.
02:26 And then, when you see the face of this good old Walter White at the beginning of the show, you quickly understand why this guy is gonna go to hell.
02:32 The guy is a chemistry teacher who gets sucked by all his students, and as a second job, car washer for a Romanian with huge eyebrows.
02:38 While at first, the guy is a genius who just made the worst life choices possible,
02:42 like marrying this bitch, having a disabled child, buying this disgusting car, and most importantly, catching a cancer in the terminal phase.
02:49 And it's mainly because of this guy that he's gonna go to hell.
02:52 Because, as said before, he's a genius, actually.
02:54 So he quickly understands that he's gonna potentially die soon, or so.
02:58 And since at this moment of the show, he still has a heart and rational emotions, he wants to get his family out of the way before going to the other side.
03:04 So, to win Max Demoulin, he decides to do what he's best at.
03:07 Like, walking around in a slipper while driving a camper van in the desert?
03:10 Well, yes, but I was mainly talking about chemistry.
03:12 And by chemistry, I mean, of course, making low-fat methamphetamine, dude!
03:16 Except that making it is good, but you have to sell it after a while, because it takes up space,
03:20 and your brother-in-law who works at the stubs shouldn't be asking you,
03:23 "Hey, what are those blue crystals between the sugar and the flour? Is that what you put in coffee?"
03:26 But since selling it isn't really his domain, he's more into Beek-Benzene and Erlenmeyer.
03:30 He decides to call an expert of the deal, I named him Jesse fucking Pinkman, woo!
03:36 But I lied, he's not an expert, but more of a junkie.
03:38 Together, they'll produce the best slipper in the world in the desert,
03:41 and sell it to make as many moulas as possible.
03:43 Except you can't do such an illegal activity without consequences, or I'd sell my organs!
03:47 And it's not because you wear a German pseudonym and a shiny hat with a book
03:51 that, yes, suits you, that you're above the law!
03:53 No, your actions have consequences, Eisenberg! Cancer doesn't excuse everything, let's face it!
03:57 Except that he'll learn to love the consequences, this madman!
03:59 To the point of not doing all that for his family, but for himself, this jackass!
04:02 Until he becomes a real drug lord, and that's when things will really go wrong.
04:08 That's it, that's the end of this video, I hope you liked it.
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