Aired (March 31, 2024): Kung maayos na sistema ang hanap mo, dito ka na sa bangko na pati ang mga holdapper ay kumukuha ng number para pumila. Pero kung gulo naman ang hanap mo, kunin mo na ang birthday organizer na buong kalsada ang venue!
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 7:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 7:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00 [music]
00:15 Ah, Miss Bella Flores?
00:19 Ah, yes, sir.
00:20 Is this the only time you're booking a, uh, a brag car?
00:25 Ah, no, I'm not always booking here.
00:28 Oh, I see. Why are you just here now?
00:30 I've been waiting for you for a while.
00:32 I even texted you, I said, "Here, na me."
00:35 And you haven't replied yet.
00:37 Ah, because instead of replying, I just hurried here
00:42 so I can get here right away.
00:44 Why? Where did you come from?
00:46 I'm on the other building, 14th floor.
00:49 14th floor? The other building?
00:52 You shouldn't have booked first so I wouldn't have to wait.
00:56 But, sir, I have a lot of work to do.
01:00 Nonsense!
01:01 You should be doing your work, your work hours.
01:05 Finish your work first, then come down,
01:08 then you can book.
01:10 Wait a minute, sir.
01:13 Why are you so angry?
01:15 Angry? Of course, I don't like to wait for this.
01:18 Wait.
01:19 Why are you still here, picking up in this place?
01:22 What's the problem here?
01:24 What's the problem? Can't you see?
01:27 It's so dark here.
01:28 How can I have a hold-up here? I'm a hold-up.
01:31 And one more thing, my wife is so jealous.
01:35 She follows me whenever I leave.
01:37 What if she sees me riding in a dark place with a beautiful woman?
01:42 She'll think, "I'll hug you."
01:44 Wait a minute, sir. You're still the same.
01:48 You're too smart.
01:50 First of all, there's no hold-upper here because I always ride here.
01:55 Second, your wife follows you while you're driving.
01:59 What's this?
02:02 Sir, this is a hold-up.
02:12 Can you hold up your cell phone and money?
02:16 Yes, yes.
02:17 This is my hold-up.
02:19 Be quiet.
02:20 Hold up?
02:21 Wait, your cell phone.
02:23 This is your impossible money.
02:25 Excuse me.
02:26 What are you doing?
02:28 What are you doing with that woman?
02:31 Dog, are you trying to get rich?
02:33 You think I can't see you?
02:34 I can see you. She's with you.
02:36 Who are you?
02:38 Me? Who am I?
02:40 I'm her wife. Who are you?
02:42 I'm a hold-up.
02:44 You're a hold-upper?
02:45 Yes.
02:46 I'm scared.
02:48 I'll throw this at you.
02:50 What's this?
02:51 You're a hold-upper?
02:52 You get down from there.
02:53 If you don't want to, I'll throw you down.
02:55 I'm a hold-up.
02:56 What? You want to get hit?
02:58 What's this?
03:00 I'm a hold-upper.
03:01 What?
03:02 What's this?
03:03 You're still good at this?
03:12 We're here again this Sunday night
03:14 at the number one comedy show in the country.
03:16 This is Bubblegum!
03:20 Of course, let's welcome our guests.
03:24 Joros Gamboa, Mika Salamanca, and Faith Casilva.
03:28 Welcome, welcome, welcome back.
03:31 Welcome, welcome, welcome back.
03:33 Okay, you can relax there.
03:38 Enjoy with your family,
03:40 your friends, your loved ones.
03:42 We'll take care of you.
03:43 Because we're all here at Bubblegum.
03:46 Best time ever!
03:48 Best time ever!
04:01 Ever!
04:02 Just do it with a BBL.
04:04 How you gonna do it?
04:05 Bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum.
04:08 I have a question.
04:11 If you really want to be real,
04:13 why is your profile pic filtered?
04:28 [rapping in Filipino]
04:32 [rapping in Filipino]
04:35 Just do it with a BBL.
04:44 How you gonna do it?
04:45 Bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum.
04:48 Just do it with a bubblegum.
05:00 How you gonna do it?
05:03 Mr. Castillo, where's your sales report?
05:16 It's deadline today, right?
05:17 Boss, I'm just doing my PowerPoint.
05:21 It's okay, Bob.
05:23 Just do it tomorrow.
05:24 My head hurts.
05:26 Why? What happened?
05:29 Hangover, boss.
05:30 I drank too much last night.
05:32 That's not okay.
05:34 You need to do it today.
05:35 Ask Ms. Baro to do it.
05:36 Oh, boss.
05:39 Boss, I'm sorry.
05:41 I can't do it.
05:42 My head hurts.
05:44 You too? Why?
05:46 Hangover, boss.
05:48 Mr. Castillo and I drank at the bar last night.
05:52 What's wrong with you two?
05:55 You know you have class today
05:56 and you're getting drunk?
05:58 I'm sorry, boss.
05:59 We're just enjoying ourselves.
06:01 It's okay.
06:02 You can't get drunk before work.
06:06 You should practice self-control.
06:08 I drink too, but when I get home the next day,
06:11 I don't get drunk.
06:13 Self-control.
06:14 You should practice that.
06:15 I'm sorry, boss.
06:17 I'm sorry, boss.
06:18 We'll fix it next time.
06:19 I won't do it again.
06:20 Self-control.
06:21 That's what you should do.
06:22 You're not like that.
06:23 What are you gonna do?
06:26 Good morning, boss.
06:27 Good morning.
06:28 Why are you late?
06:30 I went to the clinic
06:32 because I'm dizzy and I'm getting drunk.
06:35 Let me guess.
06:37 You drank with these two last night?
06:39 Is that what happened?
06:40 No, they weren't with me last night.
06:42 Why are you dizzy?
06:45 Boss, I'm pregnant.
06:48 What?
06:49 You're pregnant?
06:51 Who's the father?
06:52 Who else?
06:54 Boss.
06:56 Ah, let me explain.
06:58 Boss,
07:00 you should be the one to use self-control.
07:04 Yes, boss.
07:06 And birth control.
07:08 I have a question.
07:18 If her shoes really fit Cinderella,
07:22 why did she run away and her shoes fell off?
07:25 Sir, sir, sir.
07:35 Get a number.
07:37 We don't need a number.
07:39 Why?
07:40 We're not going to withdraw.
07:42 We're going to deposit.
07:44 Hold up, doctor!
07:46 Hold up, doctor!
07:48 Hold up, doctor!
07:49 Sir, if you're going to hold up,
07:54 you still need to get a number.
07:57 Why?
07:59 Do you see those people sitting there?
08:02 They're also hold-uppers.
08:04 They're waiting for their number.
08:07 And those two on the counter,
08:10 they're also hold-uppers.
08:12 So, if you really want to hold up,
08:15 here's the number.
08:16 Just fill out this form.
08:19 And don't forget to put in how much you're going to hold up.
08:23 Do we really need this?
08:26 Yes, you do.
08:27 Because hold-uppers don't have a system.
08:30 Even if we're hold-uppers,
08:32 we still have a system
08:33 so that they can wait for their number on the counter.
08:36 Yes.
08:38 What?
08:39 The service here is slow.
08:41 The hold-uppers have been here for a while.
08:44 Sir, I'm sorry.
08:46 It's just that they're holding up a lot.
08:49 So, we'll just wait.
08:50 No, no, no. He's right.
08:52 He's right.
08:53 We need to hold up fast.
08:55 We're going to complain here.
08:57 Who's the manager here?
08:58 The one with the beige shirt?
09:02 Yes.
09:03 Who are those people in front of him?
09:05 Those people in front of him
09:07 are also going to complain.
09:09 So, if you want to complain,
09:11 just fill out this form.
09:13 No, no, no.
09:15 I'm not going to do it.
09:16 Okay, then.
09:17 Wait, wait.
09:18 Wait a minute.
09:19 You're not allowed to use your cell phone here.
09:20 Why?
09:21 It's just for security.
09:22 You're not allowed to make outside calls here.
09:24 You might call other hold-uppers.
09:26 Hide your cell phones.
09:27 Thank you.
09:28 Thank you for coming, sir.
09:29 You're next.
09:30 Okay.
09:31 It's been a while.
09:32 You're late.
09:33 Please fill out this form.
09:35 Thank you.
09:36 You're welcome.
09:37 You can go in now.
09:39 Here's your number.
09:40 What?
09:41 Here's your number.
09:42 Hold up!
09:43 Hold up!
09:44 Sir!
09:45 Sir, ma'am.
09:46 Sir, ma'am.
09:47 Sir, ma'am.
09:48 Sir, ma'am.
09:49 Sir, I'm sorry.
09:50 Please sit down.
09:51 There you go, ma'am.
09:52 Thank you.
09:53 Thank you.
09:54 Thank you.
09:55 Wait, wait.
09:56 Guide, guide.
09:57 Why are those two
09:58 going straight to the counter?
09:59 Yes.
10:00 What are they doing?
10:01 We have numbers.
10:02 We have numbers.
10:03 Sir, did you see the old man?
10:06 Yes.
10:07 He's a senior.
10:08 The woman, did you see her?
10:09 She's a female.
10:10 She's a female.
10:11 There you go.
10:12 Priority lane.
10:13 Okay.
10:14 Sir, please be careful.
10:15 Is there no soap for you?
10:16 I'll try to buy you some in the corner.
10:17 Wait.
10:18 I'll bring a brain
10:19 so you won't get tired.
10:20 Time!
10:21 Oh!
10:22 Am I the one who doesn't have a brain?
10:23 Maybe you're the one
10:24 who's all brain.
10:25 You're like a can of sandinas.
10:26 It's nice to slap you
10:27 with a rambo of slippers.
10:28 You're like a can of sandinas.
10:29 It's nice to slap you
10:30 with a rambo of slippers.
10:31 You're like a can of sandinas.
10:32 It's nice to slap you
10:33 with a rambo of slippers.
10:34 You're like a can of sandinas.
10:35 It's nice to slap you
10:36 with a rambo of slippers.
10:38 Yo, yo, yo!
10:41 Thank you so much
10:43 for your support
10:45 in the Filipino Rap Battle!
10:49 Let's call the two MCs
10:54 who will be fighting today.
10:56 On my right,
10:58 Calumpet!
11:00 And on my left,
11:02 Calumpet!
11:04 On my right,
11:07 Calumpet Bulacan
11:09 representing
11:11 Bacla!
11:16 Yo!
11:17 And on my left,
11:20 representing
11:23 Lil Sissy!
11:27 Yo!
11:28 Yo!
11:29 And my hope is that
11:33 Lil Sissy will win
11:35 and that she will choose
11:36 Bacla!
11:38 So let's hear it!
11:41 Yo, Bacla!
11:42 What's up?
11:44 Yo!
11:45 Yo!
11:46 Yo!
11:47 My name is Bacla
11:50 but I never trans.
11:52 I'm always
11:54 abandoned.
11:55 You're so weak
11:57 that you don't even take a bath.
11:59 You're so sluggish, Miss.
12:01 Your chest is so tight.
12:03 Don't you have soap?
12:05 I'll buy you some in the corner.
12:07 Wait.
12:08 I'll bring a brain
12:09 so you won't cry.
12:10 Time!
12:11 Oh!
12:15 Am I brainless?
12:17 Maybe you're just stupid.
12:19 You're like a can of sardines.
12:21 It's good to eat with Rambo's slippers.
12:24 Your name is Baclas Camo, boy.
12:26 Out with the letter S, hoy!
12:28 Are you still shy?
12:30 You're the founding member of the ESF.
12:33 And what's more amusing
12:35 is that you're the muse.
12:37 Time!
12:38 Oh!
12:41 What muse are you talking about?
12:43 Why do you want to be an escort?
12:45 I'll shave your eyebrows
12:47 so you'll look like a bald man.
12:49 Wait.
12:51 You don't know that, right?
12:53 I'm in Sada in 2023.
12:55 You still haven't watched
12:57 Lord of the Rings of Sada.
12:59 Hoy!
13:03 You know Voldemort?
13:05 Do you think I'm stupid?
13:07 He's Superman's opponent.
13:09 In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1,
13:12 you want to shave my eyebrows?
13:14 Go ahead, Vex.
13:16 Go ahead.
13:17 I'll just kill you
13:19 and use you as a slice of bread.
13:22 Time!
13:23 Oh!
13:26 A slice of bread?
13:28 Bread is called "donday."
13:30 You don't know that, right?
13:32 Because you're not covered in bread.
13:34 Ha ha ha!
13:36 [cheers and applause]
13:41 Don't be so rude.
13:43 We're all covered in bread.
13:45 How many do you want?
13:47 I'll put them on your lap.
13:49 Whoa!
13:51 Madam is feeling gangster.
13:53 You look like a monster.
13:55 Come here.
13:56 I'll kick you with my hammer.
13:58 Come here.
13:59 [cheers]
14:01 Go ahead.
14:02 Kick me with your hammer.
14:04 Go ahead.
14:05 I'll teach you a lesson.
14:07 Go ahead.
14:08 If you can beat me, go ahead.
14:10 I'll really--
14:11 Come here.
14:12 Stop it!
14:14 Stop it!
14:16 I can't take it anymore.
14:19 Stop fighting.
14:21 I feel like I'm going to die.
14:23 My heart can't take it
14:26 when I see you.
14:28 It's like a fight.
14:30 Please.
14:31 Go ahead.
14:32 Fight.
14:33 Please.
14:34 Ah!
14:35 Fight.
14:36 Wait a minute.
14:38 You're not allowed here.
14:40 Who are you?
14:42 [cheers and applause]
14:44 I'm their parent.
14:46 [cheers and applause]
14:50 [speaking in foreign language]
14:53 ♪ ♪
14:55 [speaking in foreign language]
14:58 ♪ ♪
15:01 [speaking in foreign language]
15:03 ♪ ♪
15:09 [speaking in foreign language]
15:11 ♪ ♪
15:15 [cheers and applause]
15:18 [speaking in foreign language]
15:21 [speaking in foreign language]
15:24 ♪ ♪
15:29 [speaking in foreign language]
15:32 ♪ ♪
15:37 [cheers and applause]
15:40 [speaking in foreign language]
15:43 ♪ ♪
15:47 [speaking in foreign language]
15:50 ♪ ♪
15:57 [cheers and applause]
16:00 [speaking in foreign language]
16:02 ♪ ♪
16:07 [speaking in foreign language]
16:10 ♪ ♪
16:15 [speaking in foreign language]
16:18 [speaking in foreign language]
16:21 [speaking in foreign language]
16:24 ♪ ♪
16:31 [speaking in foreign language]
16:34 ♪ ♪
16:41 [speaking in foreign language]
16:44 ♪ ♪
16:51 [speaking in foreign language]
16:54 ♪ ♪
17:01 [speaking in foreign language]
17:04 ♪ ♪
17:10 [speaking in foreign language]
17:13 ♪ ♪
17:20 [speaking in foreign language]
17:23 ♪ ♪
17:30 [speaking in foreign language]
17:33 ♪ ♪
17:39 [speaking in foreign language]
17:42 ♪ ♪
17:49 [speaking in foreign language]
17:52 ♪ ♪
17:59 [speaking in foreign language]
18:02 ♪ ♪
18:08 [speaking in foreign language]
18:11 ♪ ♪
18:18 [speaking in foreign language]
18:21 ♪ ♪
18:28 [speaking in foreign language]
18:31 ♪ ♪
18:36 [speaking in foreign language]
18:38 ♪ ♪
18:42 [speaking in foreign language]
18:44 ♪ ♪
18:49 [speaking in foreign language]
18:52 ♪ ♪
18:59 [speaking in foreign language]
19:02 ♪ ♪
19:09 [speaking in foreign language]
19:12 ♪ ♪
19:18 [speaking in foreign language]
19:21 ♪ ♪
19:28 [speaking in foreign language]
19:31 ♪ ♪
19:38 [speaking in foreign language]
19:41 ♪ ♪
19:48 [speaking in foreign language]
19:51 ♪ ♪
19:57 [speaking in foreign language]
20:00 ♪ ♪
20:07 [speaking in foreign language]
20:10 ♪ ♪
20:12 [speaking in foreign language]
20:15 ♪ ♪
20:22 [speaking in foreign language]
20:25 ♪ ♪
20:29 [speaking in foreign language]
20:32 ♪ ♪
20:37 [speaking in foreign language]
20:40 ♪ ♪
20:47 [speaking in foreign language]
20:50 ♪ ♪
20:55 [speaking in foreign language]
20:57 ♪ ♪
21:04 [speaking in foreign language]
21:06 ♪ ♪
21:13 [speaking in foreign language]
21:15 ♪ ♪
21:17 [speaking in foreign language]
21:20 ♪ ♪
21:27 [speaking in foreign language]
21:29 ♪ ♪
21:36 [speaking in foreign language]
21:38 ♪ ♪
21:43 [speaking in foreign language]
21:46 ♪ ♪
21:53 [speaking in foreign language]
21:55 ♪ ♪
22:02 [speaking in foreign language]
22:04 ♪ ♪
22:11 [speaking in foreign language]
22:14 ♪ ♪
22:21 [sighs]
22:23 [speaking in foreign language]
22:25 ♪ ♪
22:32 [speaking in foreign language]
22:34 ♪ ♪
22:39 [speaking in foreign language]
22:41 ♪ ♪
22:46 [speaking in foreign language]
22:48 ♪ ♪
22:55 [speaking in foreign language]
22:57 ♪ ♪
23:04 [speaking in foreign language]
23:06 ♪ ♪
23:11 [speaking in foreign language]
23:13 ♪ ♪
23:20 [speaking in foreign language]
23:22 ♪ ♪
23:29 [speaking in foreign language]
23:31 ♪ ♪
23:36 [speaking in foreign language]
23:38 ♪ ♪
23:45 [speaking in foreign language]
23:47 ♪ ♪
23:52 [speaking in foreign language]
23:54 ♪ ♪
23:56 [speaking in foreign language]
23:58 ♪ ♪
24:03 [speaking in foreign language]
24:05 ♪ ♪
24:12 [speaking in foreign language]
24:14 ♪ ♪
24:21 [speaking in foreign language]
24:23 ♪ ♪
24:30 [speaking in foreign language]
24:32 ♪ ♪
24:39 [speaking in foreign language]
24:41 ♪ ♪
24:48 [speaking in foreign language]
24:50 ♪ ♪
24:57 [speaking in foreign language]
24:59 ♪ ♪
25:06 [speaking in foreign language]
25:08 ♪ ♪
25:15 [speaking in foreign language]
25:17 ♪ ♪
25:24 [speaking in foreign language]
25:26 ♪ ♪
25:33 [speaking in foreign language]
25:35 ♪ ♪
25:42 [speaking in foreign language]
25:44 ♪ ♪
25:51 [speaking in foreign language]
25:53 ♪ ♪
26:00 [speaking in foreign language]
26:02 ♪ ♪
26:09 [speaking in foreign language]
26:11 ♪ ♪
26:16 [speaking in foreign language]
26:18 ♪ ♪
26:25 [speaking in foreign language]
26:27 ♪ ♪
26:34 [speaking in foreign language]
26:37 ♪ ♪
26:44 [speaking in foreign language]
26:46 ♪ ♪
26:53 [speaking in foreign language]
26:55 ♪ ♪
27:02 [speaking in foreign language]
27:04 ♪ ♪
27:09 [speaking in foreign language]
27:11 ♪ ♪
27:18 [speaking in foreign language]
27:20 ♪ ♪
27:26 [speaking in foreign language]
27:28 ♪ ♪
27:35 [speaking in foreign language]
27:37 ♪ ♪
27:44 [speaking in foreign language]
27:46 ♪ ♪
27:51 [speaking in foreign language]
27:53 ♪ ♪
27:55 [speaking in foreign language]
27:57 ♪ ♪
28:04 [speaking in foreign language]
28:06 ♪ ♪
28:11 [speaking in foreign language]
28:13 ♪ ♪
28:18 [speaking in foreign language]
28:20 ♪ ♪
28:26 [speaking in foreign language]
28:28 ♪ ♪
28:35 [speaking in foreign language]
28:37 ♪ ♪
28:44 [speaking in foreign language]
28:46 ♪ ♪
28:53 [speaking in foreign language]
28:55 ♪ ♪
29:02 [speaking in foreign language]
29:04 ♪ ♪
29:11 [speaking in foreign language]
29:13 ♪ ♪
29:18 [speaking in foreign language]
29:20 ♪ ♪
29:25 [speaking in foreign language]
29:27 ♪ ♪
29:32 [speaking in foreign language]
29:34 ♪ ♪
29:39 [speaking in foreign language]
29:41 ♪ ♪
29:48 [speaking in foreign language]
29:50 ♪ ♪
29:55 [speaking in foreign language]
29:57 ♪ ♪
30:02 [speaking in foreign language]
30:04 ♪ ♪
30:06 [speaking in foreign language]
30:08 ♪ ♪
30:15 [speaking in foreign language]
30:17 ♪ ♪
30:24 [speaking in foreign language]
30:26 ♪ ♪
30:32 [speaking in foreign language]
30:34 ♪ ♪
30:39 [speaking in foreign language]
30:41 ♪ ♪
30:48 [speaking in foreign language]
30:50 ♪ ♪
30:57 [speaking in foreign language]
30:59 ♪ ♪
31:05 [speaking in foreign language]
31:07 ♪ ♪
31:14 [speaking in foreign language]
31:16 ♪ ♪
31:23 [speaking in foreign language]
31:25 ♪ ♪
31:32 [speaking in foreign language]
31:34 ♪ ♪
31:41 [speaking in foreign language]
31:43 ♪ ♪
31:48 [speaking in foreign language]
31:50 ♪ ♪
31:52 [speaking in foreign language]
31:54 ♪ ♪
32:01 [speaking in foreign language]
32:03 ♪ ♪
32:10 [speaking in foreign language]
32:12 ♪ ♪
32:18 [speaking in foreign language]
32:20 ♪ ♪
32:22 [speaking in foreign language]
32:24 ♪ ♪
32:29 [speaking in foreign language]
32:31 ♪ ♪
32:36 [speaking in foreign language]
32:38 ♪ ♪
32:43 [speaking in foreign language]
32:45 ♪ ♪
32:50 [speaking in foreign language]
32:52 ♪ ♪
32:57 [speaking in foreign language]
32:59 ♪ ♪
33:04 [speaking in foreign language]
33:06 ♪ ♪
33:11 [speaking in foreign language]
33:13 ♪ ♪
33:18 [speaking in foreign language]
33:20 ♪ ♪
33:27 [cheers and applause]
33:29 [speaking in foreign language]
33:31 ♪ ♪
33:36 [cheers and applause]
33:38 [speaking in foreign language]
33:41 ♪ ♪
33:46 [speaking in foreign language]
33:48 ♪ ♪
33:53 [speaking in foreign language]
33:55 ♪ ♪
34:00 [speaking in foreign language]
34:02 ♪ ♪
34:07 [speaking in foreign language]
34:09 ♪ ♪
34:14 [singing in foreign language]
34:16 ♪ ♪
34:23 [singing in foreign language]
34:25 ♪ ♪