Pepito Manaloto: Elsa, may gustong makamukha na artista! (YouLOL)
Pinayuhan ni Baby si Elsa na subukan magpa-enhance ng kanyang mukha upang lalo itong gumanda at kuminis.
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00:00 Ma'am, Ma'am.
00:02 Ma'am Elsa, you're not that ugly.
00:07 Ma'am, for me, you know,
00:11 the beauty of a person is what's inside of them.
00:14 And all people are beautiful to me.
00:16 No one is ugly.
00:17 There's also...
00:19 Ma'am, I have readers there.
00:22 They are the ones who go to the movies.
00:24 Belo and Kalayan.
00:25 I tried, Ma'am.
00:27 I bleached my hair.
00:29 I couldn't afford it.
00:31 It's too expensive.
00:32 Maybe, they're just rich people.
00:35 You, Ma'am.
00:36 You're rich, right?
00:39 Ma'am, try it.
00:40 They have a free consultation.
00:43 I don't want to.
00:46 This is what Pepito wants.
00:49 You know, Ma'am,
00:50 it's not my fault if we sometimes make ourselves beautiful.
00:55 Right?
00:57 You're just doing that.
00:59 You're not really changing your face.
01:02 You're just like Angelina Jolie.
01:06 They say, it's an enhancement for you.
01:14 That's what they call it.
01:16 Actually, Ma'am,
01:20 your bone structure is beautiful.
01:23 And you're not that ugly.
01:25 You're just not good at it.
01:27 Is this still good?
01:31 Michael Jackson is good-looking.
01:34 And you,
01:36 you should believe me.
01:38 You'll like Sir Pepito more.
01:41 You know, Ma'am,
01:43 for me,
01:44 beauty is inside.
01:46 So, baby,
01:47 don't go out, okay?
01:49 Tch, guitar!
01:54 Don't listen to him, Ma'am.
01:56 It's a free consultation, Ma'am.
01:58 Elsa?
02:06 Elsa, I need you.
02:19 I need you to sign this.
02:22 The bank said,
02:23 I need three signatures,
02:24 that are identical.
02:26 Because,
02:27 I've been signing for a long time,
02:29 I need to be different.
02:30 But, here, it should be
02:32 one, two, three.
02:34 Three?
02:35 Yes.
02:36 Can you buy me a lipstick?
02:42 Are you gay?
02:43 Why would you buy a lipstick?
02:44 Not the skateboard one,
02:46 the one that you can play with.
02:48 How much is that?
02:50 It's 7,000.
02:51 7,000?
02:52 That's a lot of money!
02:54 It's okay, right?
02:55 We played with our neighbor.
02:57 Here, I sold it because I'm a salesman.
03:00 This kid is so weird.
03:02 Why would you buy a broken lamp?
03:04 It's okay.
03:05 That's what Sigfrid said.
03:07 My friend.
03:08 What's his name?
03:09 Sigfrid.
03:10 Sig, Sigfrid?
03:11 He's rich.
03:13 He doesn't know his name.
03:15 He even reminds his son,
03:16 Sigfrid.
03:18 Why is your name Sigfrid?
03:20 What's your name?
03:21 What's this, dad?
03:22 Are you going to buy me?
03:23 If you're that good at this,
03:24 I'll buy you.
03:25 I'll even buy you protection
03:26 so you won't get hurt.
03:28 Really?
03:29 Yay!
03:30 Come here.
03:33 This kid is weird.
03:34 Your son is weird.
03:35 It's like you're different now.
03:44 I thought you wouldn't notice.
03:49 I'm sorry.
03:50 There.
04:08 You look like a person.
04:09 You looked like a clown earlier.
04:10 Like Herman.
04:18 I'm sorry.
04:20 I'm sorry.
04:22 I'm sorry.
04:24 Any time, anyone, anyhow.
04:25 Anywhere in the world,
04:29 everybody in the house.
04:30 You know.
04:36 Click and subscribe now.
04:39 and subscribe now!
04:40 (upbeat music)