Robot Chicken - Godzilla teaches Godzilla Jr - It's time to teach Godzilla Jr. the ropes
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00:00 So why are you here?
00:02 I want to destroy cities and rid the streets of weaponry.
00:05 Yeah, but why are you really here?
00:09 I want to be king of the monsters.
00:11 There you go.
00:12 Now, if you stick with me, you'll make it.
00:14 But you got to unlearn that bullsh*t that they teach you on Monster Island now,
00:18 'cause that sh*t'll get you killed out here.
00:20 I'll do anything you want me to do.
00:22 My listener, now how's your Japanese?
00:24 Not that good.
00:25 Well, you learn that sh*t then, brother, 'cause that sh*t'll get you killed.
00:28 These motherf*ckers out there be plottin' all types of sh*t on you.
00:32 Hey, yo, Mazinger, you got my stuff?
00:35 Yo, what you need, Zillow?
00:36 Check it out, I got rocket-firing hands, I got rockets for your shoulders and legs.
00:39 Man, my sh*t is tight.
00:40 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
00:42 Well, anyway...
00:43 What did you do?
00:45 Justifiable homicide in the line of duty.
00:47 No, that was murder.
00:48 Open your eyes, son.
00:49 That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.
00:52 Why is he my friend, huh?
00:54 Because he knows my name.
00:55 Mazinger sold guns and rockets.
00:57 The world is a better place without him anyway.
00:59 Now get your ass in the car.
01:00 No way, man. I'm gettin' reassigned.
01:02 Well, you do that.
01:03 You tell them what I did. I don't give a damn, 'cause I got news for you.
01:07 King Kong ain't got sh*t on me.
01:10 (chomping)