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00:05:23 >> Welcome back.
00:05:24 >> Hi.
00:05:25 >> Hey.
00:05:26 >> So good to see you.
00:05:28 Come in.
00:05:29 >> Mm-hm.
00:05:32 >> They are fab.
00:05:34 Don't you think?
00:05:35 >> Wow, how cool is that?
00:05:38 >> I want to wear them to school tomorrow.
00:05:39 >> That's a great idea, isn't it?
00:05:41 >> Of course, yeah, of course you can.
00:05:42 >> And for our trip?
00:05:43 >> I'm afraid they might be a bit warm for Cabo Verde, but
00:05:47 we can wear them on the way.
00:05:49 So, how was your flight?
00:05:52 >> Yeah, fine.
00:05:54 >> No wobbles?
00:05:55 >> No.
00:05:56 >> You know, Olivia, Sarah used to be terrified of flying, but
00:06:00 she faced the fear and she conquered it.
00:06:02 Isn't she brave?
00:06:03 >> I love flying because my tummy tickles in a very funny way.
00:06:06 >> [LAUGH]
00:06:09 >> God, you must be jet lagged.
00:06:11 >> Yeah, I don't know.
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00:06:28 >> Sorry.
00:06:29 So this lobby, I hear you found some Victorian reclaimed church
00:06:32 floorboards, is it?
00:06:33 >> No, the boards we found are vintage pine wood from an iron
00:06:36 works in Sheffield.
00:06:37 >> Oh, that's it, yeah, for double the cost.
00:06:40 >> Well, I feel...
00:06:41 >> Sorry, can you take that for me, I'm busy.
00:06:43 >> The instantiation of a building like this should always
00:06:46 represent the emerging trends in sustainability, and even if the
00:06:49 cost is higher...
00:06:50 >> Sure, yeah, but there's going to be offices, isn't it?
00:06:52 It's not a Dalston microbrewery.
00:06:53 >> Sarah?
00:06:54 >> I'm busy.
00:06:55 >> It's urgent, apparently.
00:06:56 >> Okay, well, who is it?
00:06:57 >> Charles someone from Fearless Flyers, regarding the delay of
00:07:00 your experience flight.
00:07:02 >> Yeah, okay, thanks.
00:07:04 [CLEARS THROAT]
00:07:12 >> Hello?
00:07:13 >> Hello, Sarah, this is Charles from Fearless Flyers.
00:07:15 >> Yeah?
00:07:16 >> I'm sorry, but due to some technicalities, we need to
00:07:18 postpone the experience flight by a day.
00:07:20 We deeply apologize for any inconvenience.
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00:07:51 >> Sorry, I'm so sorry I'm late, honestly.
00:07:54 Like, running that site, it was like herding cats.
00:07:56 >> It's all right, it's all right.
00:07:58 You're all right.
00:07:59 >> Yeah.
00:08:02 >> Tom, actually, there's just something else.
00:08:05 Oh, God, it looks like I'm not going to be able to travel with
00:08:07 you.
00:08:08 >> What?
00:08:09 Why?
00:08:12 >> Because I, um, because I, well, I'm just going to get there
00:08:16 later in the evening.
00:08:18 >> I don't understand.
00:08:20 Is everyone okay?
00:08:22 You okay?
00:08:23 >> Yeah, sorry.
00:08:24 Just going to, I just realized I haven't drunk any water all day.
00:08:27 >> Sarah, what's going on?
00:08:30 Tell me what's going on.
00:08:31 >> Nothing.
00:08:32 >> What's going on?
00:08:34 >> I don't know.
00:08:36 Yeah, it's just, um, it's just we've just got so much on at
00:08:39 work and I've got to deal with these sustainability issues, so.
00:08:43 >> Sustainability issues?
00:08:45 Look, Sarah, it's important we all travel together.
00:08:47 We've been planning this for weeks.
00:08:49 >> Hmm.
00:08:50 >> Okay, um, then I'll just, um, I'll just change all of our
00:08:53 tickets, okay?
00:08:54 >> No, no, please, don't do that.
00:08:55 Don't, you stick to the plan.
00:08:57 >> Look, it's been problematic enough planning this trip.
00:08:59 Sometimes I get the feeling you don't really want to go.
00:09:01 >> No, of course I do.
00:09:02 Like, really, more than anything in the world.
00:09:04 Look, we're going to have an amazing holiday.
00:09:06 It's just that I'm going to get there a little later, you'll all
00:09:08 have had dinner, and then, you know, I'll meet you in bed.
00:09:11 Bye.
00:09:13 >> Okay.
00:09:14 >> All right?
00:09:15 >> All right, fine.
00:09:16 >> Okay.
00:09:17 >> Okay.
00:09:19 >> Hello.
00:09:20 This is Sarah, Sarah Les.
00:09:22 >> Hi.
00:09:23 >> Hello.
00:09:24 >> Hi, lovely to meet you.
00:09:25 >> Likewise.
00:09:31 Olivia's told me so much about you.
00:09:33 >> Oh, God.
00:09:34 All good, I hope.
00:09:38 >> Well, you know what children are like.
00:09:41 And how are things?
00:09:43 >> Good.
00:09:44 >> You're a builder, yes?
00:09:46 >> Well, basically, yeah.
00:09:48 I normally say developer, but same thing.
00:09:50 >> Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:52 Buildings all look the same to me.
00:09:54 More of a people person.
00:09:59 Anyway, I was very intrigued to meet the woman who's recently
00:10:03 become a feature of my daughter's life.
00:10:06 >> Well, not that recent now, though, I suppose.
00:10:09 >> Well, you might not realize that holidays with children can
00:10:12 be very demanding.
00:10:14 >> Right.
00:10:15 >> You know, they actually don't feel like a holiday at all,
00:10:17 just very hard work.
00:10:19 In fact, you're often more shattered when you get home than
00:10:21 when you left.
00:10:23 So, you know, not very sexy.
00:10:27 >> Right, well, appreciate the advice.
00:10:30 >> And you're going to be okay flying, are you?
00:10:34 >> Uh...
00:10:35 >> So, oh, Tom mentioned you have some wobbles there.
00:10:40 Is that...?
00:10:42 >> No, I'll be just fine, thanks.
00:10:45 Aren't we here to discuss practicalities?
00:10:48 >> Yes, so, no big deal.
00:10:50 I would like an hour with Olivia on FaceTime every day.
00:10:53 That would be our quality time.
00:10:55 >> An hour every day?
00:10:57 That's a bit over the top, isn't it?
00:10:59 >> Well, she's my daughter, so...
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00:11:12 [laughing]
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00:11:46 [phone ringing]
00:11:56 [music]
00:12:20 >> Hey.
00:12:23 >> Where's Esther?
00:12:26 >> Something's not right.
00:12:35 >> Hi, guys.
00:12:36 Sorry I'm late.
00:12:37 Bit of a train issue.
00:12:39 >> Where's Esther?
00:12:40 >> Well, something came up.
00:12:43 Unfortunately, she won't be joining us.
00:12:45 But I'll be your course leader for today, and she wanted me to
00:12:48 tell you that she's very proud of you all.
00:12:50 >> What happened exactly?
00:12:52 >> It's a personal matter.
00:12:53 >> Did someone die?
00:12:54 >> I cannot get into that.
00:12:55 >> Something terrible must have happened.
00:12:57 >> Someone did die, didn't they?
00:12:59 >> I understand that Esther's absence may feel unsettling, but
00:13:03 I have booked us on a flight to Iceland.
00:13:05 >> Iceland?
00:13:06 >> Exotic, right?
00:13:07 >> That's a three-hour flight.
00:13:09 >> Two and a half.
00:13:10 >> Iceland, what, across the open ocean, that lump of volcanic
00:13:13 rock in the North Atlantic.
00:13:15 >> Oh, God.
00:13:17 >> David, come back.
00:13:18 You're a fearless flyer.
00:13:21 >> David.
00:13:22 >> Hey, Roger.
00:13:26 >> Guys, follow me.
00:13:29 Come on, guys.
00:13:30 Come on.
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00:14:01 >> Oh, Alphonse, I have bags under my eyes.
00:14:03 >> It's fine.
00:14:04 I can Photoshop.
00:14:05 >> Come on, do one more.
00:14:07 >> Estella, please, Elsie, I'm...
00:14:10 I'm freaking out.
00:14:12 >> Baby, you know, if we just keep on tagging, Maite will
00:14:16 eventually notice me.
00:14:17 It's the partnership.
00:14:19 >> Can we focus on me for once?
00:14:21 >> One more.
00:14:22 One more.
00:14:23 >> Okay, okay.
00:14:25 >> Come closer.
00:14:27 >> Okay.
00:14:28 I can't focus if you're so close.
00:14:30 >> One more.
00:14:31 ♪♪♪♪♪
00:14:48 >> God almighty.
00:14:50 This airline fleet is positively geriatric.
00:14:54 Wait, wait.
00:14:56 There's more.
00:14:58 There has been a recent incident.
00:15:01 A plane that had to make an emergency landing on a flight
00:15:05 from Denver because of a crack in the cockpit window.
00:15:09 Oh, God, those pilots could have been sapped through the
00:15:12 window like noodles.
00:15:17 >> Take a deep breath.
00:15:19 Take a deep breath, Edward.
00:15:21 You see how your amygdala is trying to hijack your reason?
00:15:25 You don't have to let it do that.
00:15:28 You can reclaim control.
00:15:31 >> This just gets worse.
00:15:33 Hang on.
00:15:34 >> Tell me about your book tour, Edward.
00:15:37 >> It is a literary conference.
00:15:39 >> Yes, conference.
00:15:41 You must be excited.
00:15:42 >> Obviously I'm not, Charles.
00:15:44 It entails a very long flight to Argentina, 14 and a half hours.
00:15:48 >> Are you a writer, Edward?
00:15:50 >> Yes, I am indeed.
00:15:52 I write novels.
00:15:54 >> You seem to win prizes.
00:15:56 >> I just love books.
00:16:00 >> Right.
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00:16:37 >> Your fear is a storehouse of wisdom.
00:16:41 Speak to it.
00:16:42 Thank it for what it's taught you, but tell it that you are
00:16:45 no longer intimidated by it.
00:16:47 Reflect on your thought processes.
00:16:49 Examine them.
00:16:51 Critique them, revise them.
00:16:53 And edit them.
00:16:55 Your reality is your own to command.
00:16:59 >> I think this is a really good point, Charles.
00:17:02 >> What was his point?
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00:17:10 >> Sarah.
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00:17:34 >> Sarah, excuse me.
00:17:36 >> I'm sorry.
00:17:38 >> Sarah?
00:17:40 >> I'm going to --
00:17:42 >> Sarah, just calm down.
00:17:44 >> What do you think I'm trying to fucking do, Charles?
00:17:46 >> Okay, close your eyes.
00:17:48 Breathe with me.
00:17:50 Let it all go.
00:17:52 We need to break this thought up.
00:17:56 Can you do that?
00:17:58 Okay, do you have a boyfriend?
00:18:00 >> Yes.
00:18:02 >> The last time you were together.
00:18:04 The last time you were intimate together.
00:18:08 Stay with the thought.
00:18:10 There's music playing in the background.
00:18:12 >> Oh, God, Sarah.
00:18:14 >> Passionate R&B music.
00:18:16 >> R&B music?
00:18:18 >> Yes, always to men.
00:18:20 >> What, from the '90s?
00:18:22 >> Okay, no music.
00:18:24 Forget the music.
00:18:26 You can feel his breath in your skin.
00:18:28 >> Oh, Charles, Charles, do you --
00:18:30 >> Very effective.
00:18:32 I can give you a hug.
00:18:34 >> A 20 to 30-second hug is proven to be a very good source of oxytocin.
00:18:38 >> Charles, please.
00:18:40 Tom.
00:18:42 Tom.
00:18:44 Oh, no, no, Tom.
00:18:46 Tom.
00:18:48 No, it's not what you think.
00:18:50 I can explain.
00:18:52 [siren]
00:18:58 >> Sorry.
00:19:00 >> Come on, pick up.
00:19:02 Come on.
00:19:04 Come on.
00:19:06 >> Hello, this is Tom.
00:19:08 Please be quick.
00:19:10 >> Oh, God.
00:19:12 [siren]
00:19:14 >> Can anyone smell burning?
00:19:16 Is that a funny smell?
00:19:18 >> No.
00:19:20 >> Now that we're all seated, I'd like to remind you that the most dangerous part of the expedition is long behind us.
00:19:28 The car ride to the airport.
00:19:32 Statistics say that the odds of dying in a car accident are around 1 in 5,000, whereas dying in a plane crash is more like 1 in 12 million.
00:19:41 >> I'd rather not use words like that if I were you.
00:19:44 >> Still, the chance exists.
00:19:46 >> The weight's incredibly slim.
00:19:48 >> I'm not a plane crash fan, but do you ever buy lottery tickets?
00:19:51 >> No, I certainly do not.
00:19:53 >> Then why not?
00:19:55 >> It's bloody nonsense, isn't it?
00:19:57 It's a tax on the desperate and the weak-minded.
00:19:59 You never bloody win anything.
00:20:01 >> Exactly.
00:20:03 But statistics clearly show you've got far greater odds of winning the lottery than of dying -- of being in a plane accident.
00:20:09 >> I see you use statistics much like a drunk uses a lamppost.
00:20:12 >> Excuse me?
00:20:14 >> For support rather than illumination.
00:20:16 >> Bloody freezing.
00:20:18 >> It's a lovely tattoo.
00:20:20 >> Did you serve in the army?
00:20:23 >> I won the lottery.
00:20:25 >> It's true.
00:20:26 50,000 quid.
00:20:28 He used the money to found a company based on his app.
00:20:32 >> You did what?
00:20:34 >> I invested the money to found a startup for my app.
00:20:38 >> See?
00:20:40 An accident is one little bird to get sucked into the engine of an aircraft to kill every single soul on board.
00:20:48 So what's the odds of that, then?
00:20:51 [TV playing]
00:20:54 [breathing heavily]
00:20:57 [coughing]
00:20:59 [TV playing]
00:21:01 [breathing heavily]
00:21:08 [engine roaring]
00:21:15 [coughing]
00:21:24 [engine roaring]
00:21:26 [groaning]
00:21:31 [groaning]
00:21:38 [groaning]
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00:21:47 >> Bloody hell.
00:22:01 >> That wasn't so bad, was it?
00:22:13 >> I was playing.
00:22:15 >> I'm so proud of you.
00:22:17 Oh.
00:22:19 You've got a white hair.
00:22:21 I think you're all being so brave.
00:22:24 You can just feel the energy.
00:22:26 It's inspirational.
00:22:28 >> Yeah.
00:22:30 Well, well done.
00:22:31 You too.
00:22:32 >> Me?
00:22:33 Oh, I'm not afraid of flying.
00:22:34 I actually love it.
00:22:36 >> You love flying?
00:22:37 What are you doing here, then?
00:22:40 >> It's Alphonse.
00:22:41 He was so afraid, he refused to sign up for the course
00:22:43 unless I came with him.
00:22:44 >> Coco, what the fuck?
00:22:46 >> Alphonse, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
00:22:49 And we really need to be able to travel because of my feed.
00:22:52 >> Your feed?
00:22:57 >> You see, I'm an influencer.
00:22:58 That's what I do.
00:22:59 Alphonse and I, we're building my brand.
00:23:01 Basically, I post pictures of my bum all over the world,
00:23:05 and I get paid for it a lot.
00:23:08 >> You're such a lucrative market.
00:23:11 >> They even got this for free for us
00:23:14 just because I post content on my Insta.
00:23:17 >> I'm sorry.
00:23:24 You must be feeling so bad.
00:23:27 >> Yeah.
00:23:28 No, I've definitely felt better.
00:23:30 Jesus Christ, I've gone and booked another flight this afternoon.
00:23:34 I don't know what I was thinking.
00:23:35 >> Good for you.
00:23:36 >> Yeah.
00:23:37 >> So where are you going?
00:23:38 >> Capo Verde.
00:23:39 >> Business?
00:23:40 >> A pleasure, hopefully.
00:23:42 >> Yeah.
00:23:43 >> I'm going with my boyfriend for the first time
00:23:45 and his daughter.
00:23:46 [thud]
00:23:47 >> Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that?
00:23:48 >> Oops.
00:23:49 >> Do you hear that, Alphonse?
00:23:52 She's going to Capo Verde.
00:23:54 I've heard it's so picturesque.
00:23:56 We're talking total content heaven.
00:24:06 >> Out of nowhere, Alphonse developed this, like,
00:24:09 paralyzing fear of flying.
00:24:12 Every trip turns into a nightmare.
00:24:15 But he's got a great eye, and it's great for the content.
00:24:20 He's an asset.
00:24:22 >> Any drinks for you guys?
00:24:25 >> Not a key.
00:24:26 >> Double vodka on the rocks, please.
00:24:28 >> No, Alskling.
00:24:29 The whole point of this course was that you wouldn't rely on alcohol.
00:24:32 >> I'm so scared.
00:24:34 >> Alskling!
00:24:35 >> You said you wouldn't.
00:24:36 >> I know.
00:24:37 >> Um, hang on just a minute.
00:24:39 The consumption of alcohol is entirely prohibited on the course.
00:24:45 Esther clearly spelled out the do's and don'ts.
00:24:47 >> Esther's not here, and I'm shitting myself.
00:24:49 >> I understand, but I'm going to have to ask you--
00:24:51 >> Give me that!
00:24:52 >> That's not allowed, and besides, alcohol can only make things worse.
00:24:54 >> Alskling, he's right.
00:24:56 >> She has half a million followers on Instagram.
00:24:59 That's going to generate a lot of people to your course.
00:25:02 So if I want a drink, I'll have a fucking drink.
00:25:06 >> Alskling, I hate when you're rude to the staff.
00:25:11 >> How are we doing, Edward?
00:25:21 >> Pretty marvelous, actually.
00:25:24 Definitely found my fearless place.
00:25:28 Super.
00:25:29 Bravo, Charles.
00:25:31 Bravo.
00:25:32 Thank you.
00:25:34 >> Excuse me.
00:25:38 >> Yeah?
00:25:39 >> Sorry to interrupt.
00:25:40 I was just getting the new edition of the Albatross at the airport.
00:25:45 >> Ah, right.
00:25:46 >> And it's a classic.
00:25:48 And I saw you standing in the queue.
00:25:52 What are the odds?
00:25:54 Do you mind signing it for me?
00:25:57 >> Oh, of course not. My pleasure.
00:26:00 >> Excuse me.
00:26:01 >> Sorry, sir. This is business class.
00:26:03 >> Oh, yeah, I know. Sorry, I'm just getting my book signed.
00:26:05 >> Of course.
00:26:06 >> Then I'll go back.
00:26:07 >> No worries.
00:26:08 >> Here you go, squire.
00:26:09 >> Thank you.
00:26:10 >> Pleasure.
00:26:11 Edward, you're famous.
00:26:16 There you are.
00:26:25 Oh, as mentioned earlier, the cause offers the rare opportunity to visit the cockpit.
00:26:31 I'm actually feeling rather delightful just where I am, so I'll give it a miss if it's all right with you.
00:26:36 Yeah, yeah, no, I think that could be helpful, actually.
00:26:41 You'll often find that visiting the cockpit can be very salutary.
00:26:52 Most of our fear comes from not being in control, so often it's reassuring to meet those who are.
00:26:56 >> Oh, see, Daisy.
00:26:58 Just a road bump.
00:27:00 Hi.
00:27:01 We're here from the Phyllis Fliers Group. We've arranged a meeting with the cockpit.
00:27:04 >> Yes, of course.
00:27:05 I have two people here from the Phyllis Fliers Group.
00:27:11 Oh.
00:27:18 Apparently they're turning on the seatbelt signs. We're about to hit some slight turbulence.
00:27:22 Turbulence?
00:27:23 Yeah, just go back to your seats and try again in a little while. It's nothing to worry about.
00:27:27 Just being extra cautious.
00:27:29 Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's OK.
00:27:32 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:34 No, no.
00:27:36 Why are you doing this to me?
00:27:40 Don't do that!
00:27:41 This is all your fault.
00:27:44 [Screaming]
00:27:46 Faster with seatbelt.
00:27:50 #Amazing #Bikini #FuckingFuck
00:27:57 #SafeBag
00:27:59 I'm here with you. We're together. It'll all be OK, baby.
00:28:06 What about me? What about what I want?
00:28:10 What about who I am?
00:28:12 I never get cred for how fucking amazing I am.
00:28:15 You know, you know why?
00:28:17 Because Photoshop is an invisible you.
00:28:20 I'm tired, Coco. I'm tired of being fucking invisible.
00:28:24 This is our dream house, please.
00:28:29 Just shut the fuck up. You're just a soft speaker.
00:28:32 I'm only here to document it.
00:28:40 Are you OK?
00:28:42 No, please, please.
00:28:44 He's dead. Edward's dead.
00:28:49 Edward? Edward?
00:28:51 Oh, my God!
00:28:53 Edward, answer me. Stop the plane. We need a doctor.
00:28:56 He was popping pins. He was popping pins. I saw it the whole flight.
00:29:00 Help him.
00:29:04 Edward, what are these? What have you been taking?
00:29:07 You're scared, aren't you?
00:29:09 What?
00:29:11 We thought you were dead.
00:29:13 Hurry up!
00:29:16 Brace! Brace! Brace! Brace!
00:29:22 No!
00:29:24 We're going down!
00:29:26 Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:29:29 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:29:31 Oh, my God.
00:29:33 Oh, fuck.
00:30:01 Oh, fuck.
00:30:03 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:30:15 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
00:30:21 Expecting to land in 30 minutes from now. That's 30 minutes.
00:30:25 We've got latest weather reports.
00:30:27 Have to be careful.
00:30:29 Any more than 5.7 degrees and the wind...
00:30:32 Las Malvinas.
00:30:40 Oh, hi.
00:30:52 Thank you.
00:30:54 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:30:57 Really.
00:30:59 Pretty sure this wasn't our pilot.
00:31:20 Hello to you all beautiful people.
00:31:24 Hello to you all beautiful beings.
00:31:31 You know how much I love travelling.
00:31:33 But I have to tell you that I just survived the most terrifying flight of my life.
00:31:39 Look, I'm soaked in my own sweat.
00:31:41 I literally had a near-death experience.
00:31:45 And you know what? I have never felt so alive.
00:31:50 Oh, my God, you guys.
00:31:52 I'm in Iceland and I'm alive.
00:31:55 Life's amazing.
00:31:57 Say hello, fearless fliers.
00:32:01 To life.
00:32:03 OK. Let's just close our eyes.
00:32:06 Take a deep breath in through the nose.
00:32:09 Oh, fuck. And feel ourselves slowly relax.
00:32:14 Bastard.
00:32:16 Enough lively to come here again.
00:32:20 Idiot. He killed us.
00:32:22 Just keep breathing deeply.
00:32:24 Feel the tension drain away from our bodies.
00:32:30 You're calm.
00:32:34 You're peaceful.
00:32:36 You're in control.
00:32:38 What? I'm so, so sorry.
00:32:42 I think it's my fault.
00:32:44 Oh, my God, that is revolting.
00:32:47 Hold on. I've got you.
00:32:49 That's so...
00:32:51 Fuck. Here.
00:32:53 Darling.
00:32:55 Let's just bring our focus back to the breath.
00:33:00 In for four.
00:33:03 Out for four.
00:33:10 In for three.
00:33:12 Out for three.
00:33:15 In for two.
00:33:20 OK.
00:33:26 Ah!
00:33:28 Shit.
00:33:32 Oh, my God.
00:33:34 OK.
00:33:54 OK.
00:33:56 Hello, it's Tom. Please leave a message after the beep.
00:34:10 Hi, love.
00:34:12 Do you just call me as soon as you can?
00:34:14 Because what you saw at the airport is really not what you might think.
00:34:18 I'm actually having an awful time, so...
00:34:21 Oh, shit.
00:34:23 Oh, fuck.
00:34:25 Yeah, Tom, please, just call me as soon as you can, please.
00:34:29 I'm really sorry. I love you.
00:34:31 No, no, no, please.
00:34:33 Oh, fucking hell. No.
00:34:36 No!
00:34:38 Three more hours.
00:34:44 It's quite obvious that there's something wrong.
00:34:49 It is imperative that we find another flight.
00:34:51 Let's not jump to conclusions.
00:34:53 And I would like my medication returned, please.
00:34:56 This minute!
00:34:57 Listen, I've got an extremely important flight
00:34:59 that I need to catch this evening from London
00:35:01 and I have to be on that flight, so is there maybe, like, another way?
00:35:04 Or, like, a different flight or something, maybe?
00:35:06 I don't know. Right, could you please go and find out, please?
00:35:09 No, no, no. Guys, this is our flight.
00:35:12 We've been instructed to go back with them.
00:35:14 Those are the terms of the course. Fine, but this is an emergency, so...
00:35:18 You're not seriously thinking about taking another flight today?
00:35:21 Yes! I... Yes, I am.
00:35:24 This top looks so cute on you.
00:35:29 Thank you.
00:35:30 Right.
00:35:32 They can't carry on keeping us in the dark like this.
00:35:34 A boat. It must be a boat.
00:35:37 I'm not taking a boat. No, but I might.
00:35:41 Yes, do that. Yeah!
00:35:44 I might.
00:35:46 OK, you guys wait here. I'll be right back.
00:35:49 My name's Charles.
00:35:58 I'm supervising a group of passengers on a few flying course.
00:36:01 Is there any chance you can give me some more information
00:36:04 on the flight to London at 2.10, the one that was delayed?
00:36:07 Yes. Um...
00:36:13 It actually looks like there's going to be a further delay on that flight.
00:36:17 Do you know why?
00:36:19 There was some malfunction with the aircraft,
00:36:22 so just keep checking the departure screens.
00:36:25 And what sort of malfunction might that have been?
00:36:27 Apparently, there was a partial breakdown in one of the engines.
00:36:31 Partial breakdown?
00:36:34 What does that mean?
00:36:36 I don't know.
00:36:37 Just, you know, keep your eye on the displays.
00:36:41 Displays? Yes.
00:36:43 Yeah.
00:36:46 (BEEPING)
00:36:48 (BEEPING)
00:37:13 (BEEPING)
00:37:15 Our flight has been delayed nine hours.
00:37:27 Nine hours? Yes.
00:37:29 That's 540 minutes.
00:37:32 So, is that right? A nine-hour delay?
00:37:35 Er, yes. Yes, that's true.
00:37:37 But, you know, I mean, there's really nothing to worry about.
00:37:40 It's a little bit foggy in London, so...
00:37:42 I can't... Yeah, all flights are delayed until this evening.
00:37:46 Foggy? Oh, yes, there's definitely something foggy going on here.
00:37:50 They're hiding something, that's what.
00:37:52 No, look, this is quite normal.
00:37:54 Don't blame me. I took this course for you.
00:37:57 You pussy.
00:37:58 What did you say?
00:38:00 I took this course for you!
00:38:02 Alphonse, in order for meaningful change to occur,
00:38:05 we have to take true responsibility for our own actions.
00:38:08 I've got to get out of here.
00:38:10 Sarah, leaving the airport is strictly prohibited.
00:38:13 I'll... Mmm. OK.
00:38:17 If there's a nine-hour delay,
00:38:19 shouldn't they provide us with a hotel or something?
00:38:21 No.
00:38:22 No? Yes.
00:38:24 You just read the small prints?
00:38:26 I'll check with the office.
00:38:37 Alphonse? Alphonse!
00:38:40 So, I've just spoken to the office
00:38:59 and they've arranged a wellness hotel for us not too far away.
00:39:03 It's the perfect place for us to gather ourselves
00:39:06 and prepare for this evening.
00:39:08 Sick.
00:39:09 We'll just grab a taxi.
00:39:11 CAR HONKS
00:39:16 What are you doing? Come on, get in!
00:39:18 Sorry, no, Edward, you can't do this.
00:39:21 Do what?
00:39:23 The office said we should take a taxi.
00:39:25 It'll take the bloody taxi. Get in!
00:39:27 We'll all fit in that one.
00:39:29 This is a Kew car, Edward. I don't care if it's Kew.
00:39:31 The British and us, the appropriate vehicle for the conditions.
00:39:34 Now, get in! Alphonse!
00:39:36 He was dropped out of his mind a minute ago.
00:39:38 Exactly. Guys, you know, for safety and insurance, we have to...
00:39:43 No, we...
00:40:00 Oh, my gosh.
00:40:02 What's the matter?
00:40:08 Well, er...
00:40:10 Las Malvinas.
00:40:14 This brings back memories. It was a very similar terrain.
00:40:19 Sorry, Edward, what is Las Malvinas?
00:40:23 It's the Falklands.
00:40:25 You fought in the Falklands, Edward?
00:40:28 It's not a good idea if I drive. No, no, no.
00:40:30 OK.
00:40:32 What's going on?
00:40:36 Oh, my God.
00:40:41 Oh, my God.
00:40:43 Well, did you see that, did you?
00:40:46 That was the taxi that you wanted us to take.
00:40:49 I don't think it was. That was most definitely it.
00:40:52 Yeah.
00:40:54 I think it's fair to say that thanks to me,
00:40:56 you were lying face down in the snow or fighting for your lives
00:40:59 in some Godforsaken foreign hospital.
00:41:02 (SIREN WAILS)
00:41:04 (SIREN WAILS)
00:41:06 (SIREN WAILS)
00:41:08 (SIREN WAILS)
00:41:11 (SIREN WAILS)
00:41:13 (SIREN WAILS)
00:41:15 (SIREN WAILS)
00:41:43 No, no, listen, tell them to postpone.
00:41:45 Yeah, there's a nine-hour delay on my flight,
00:41:47 so I won't be in London.
00:41:49 Oh, no, it's a sign.
00:41:52 Oh, yes.
00:41:54 It's a clear message from the mountains.
00:41:56 Oh, yeah.
00:41:58 Well, I'll stay an extra couple of nights
00:42:00 and maybe go heli-skiing up north.
00:42:02 Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:04 OK, book me directly on that flight to San Francisco, will you?
00:42:07 OK-dokey, thanks. OK, bye.
00:42:10 Sorry, are you...are you on the London flight, the delayed one?
00:42:14 Yes. Do you know why it's delayed?
00:42:17 They told me there was some sort of malfunction on the flight over
00:42:21 and they're waiting for a delivery of a spare part that you don't have here.
00:42:26 Spare part?
00:42:28 It's broken. That's what they told me.
00:42:30 You lied to us.
00:42:34 It wasn't being led by an imbecile and a liar, that.
00:42:38 That's the information I was given.
00:42:40 I was simply sharing what I was told.
00:42:42 This is your first time, isn't it?
00:42:46 Well, I...
00:42:47 They've never actually trusted you to lead your own group, have they?
00:42:52 Look, I'm just going to...
00:42:54 BELL RINGS
00:42:56 Hi. I'm the Phyllis Flyers and these are my students.
00:43:01 BELL RINGS
00:43:03 BELL RINGS
00:43:09 Hello, it's Tom. Please leave a message after the beep.
00:43:13 BELL RINGS
00:43:15 BELL RINGS
00:43:29 BELL RINGS
00:43:31 Hello, it's Tom. Please leave a message after the beep.
00:43:35 HE SCREAMS
00:43:37 WHIRRING
00:43:39 WHIRRING CONTINUES
00:43:41 What are you doing?
00:44:02 You know that guy in the lobby?
00:44:05 What?!
00:44:08 That guy in the lobby.
00:44:10 It was priest to priest.
00:44:12 It's like a huge taunting message.
00:44:15 Fuck! It was really him.
00:44:17 Ja, ja. I should have walked up to him and pitched the app and maybe, maybe he would have...
00:44:22 Can we please focus on what we're trying to do here?
00:44:26 Could you maybe give me a blowjob?
00:44:31 Jesus, Alphonse.
00:44:33 I need to make content.
00:44:36 Can you just focus for once?
00:44:38 Alphonse!
00:44:40 Alphonse! Damn! Stop that!
00:44:43 No, no, no!
00:44:46 This is not funny.
00:44:48 PHONE RINGS
00:44:51 Yes?
00:44:59 I need you to come to room 334 immediately.
00:45:01 Why?
00:45:02 We have a critical situation and we need a strategiser.
00:45:05 DOOR OPENS
00:45:07 Oh.
00:45:14 So, your girlfriend not joining us?
00:45:27 I don't know.
00:45:28 Fair enough.
00:45:29 The so-called facilitator of this course can no longer be trusted.
00:45:33 He's wet behind the ears, dishonest and clearly completely out of his depth.
00:45:37 So to follow his lead and take that flight tonight would be nothing less than suicide.
00:45:41 The plane is a wreck and the turbulence report, well, it's about as ugly as it gets.
00:45:46 Look, look.
00:45:47 Look at that. Look at that.
00:45:50 That's a swirling, swirling purple mass there.
00:45:53 Look, look. Look, look.
00:45:54 Cute turbulence.
00:45:56 I think we can all agree my foresight has already saved us from a horrific injury in that taxi, OK?
00:46:02 Well, come on, Edward, we can't be sure about that.
00:46:04 Well, you told me you didn't see the terror in Charles' eyes.
00:46:08 He became incontinent with fear at the first sign of trouble.
00:46:10 HE BELCHES
00:46:11 Are you all right?
00:46:12 HE BELCHES
00:46:13 Look, I've been close to death before and I can feel her breathing down my neck even as I speak.
00:46:19 Right, so we're going to take control.
00:46:21 We're aborting those flights tonight and we'll find an alternative carrier in the morning, OK?
00:46:24 I expect your cooperation in this, yes?
00:46:26 Yes?
00:46:27 Yeah, right, yes.
00:46:28 And your cooperation, yes?
00:46:31 What's... What's happening?
00:46:33 So, I expect your cooperation?
00:46:36 Your cooperation, yes?
00:46:39 I'm taking a boat.
00:46:40 You're what?!
00:46:41 I'm taking a boat.
00:46:42 A boat?!
00:46:43 Oh, don't be so ridiculous.
00:46:45 HE SIGHS
00:46:46 Oh, hi.
00:47:06 Good afternoon.
00:47:07 I must say, this hotel is so amazing.
00:47:13 I will definitely be recommending it.
00:47:15 HE SIGHS
00:47:30 HE SIGHS
00:47:33 HE SIGHS
00:47:41 HE SIGHS
00:47:42 Pilates?
00:47:51 What?
00:47:53 I'd say at least five times a week.
00:47:55 Me? No.
00:47:56 What? You don't work out?
00:47:58 Most of the time, but I've been so lazy recently.
00:48:02 Yeah.
00:48:04 I really feel like I know you from somewhere.
00:48:08 Are you an actress?
00:48:10 What do I see in you?
00:48:11 I don't know.
00:48:12 I actually do a lot of rock climbing myself.
00:48:25 Oh, yeah?
00:48:26 Oh, I love climbing.
00:48:27 And Muay Thai, that really sorts me out.
00:48:33 Oh, I always wanted to try Muay Thai.
00:48:35 Oh, you have to try it. It's a great sport.
00:48:37 It's quite an experience.
00:48:39 HE SIGHS
00:48:40 That's actually a very important stretch in Thai boxing you're doing there.
00:48:48 Really?
00:48:49 Mm-hm.
00:48:50 May I?
00:48:52 Uh, sure.
00:48:54 OK, and breathe out.
00:49:00 Here we go.
00:49:02 That's really good.
00:49:04 HE SIGHS
00:49:05 HE SIGHS
00:49:06 HE SIGHS
00:49:10 Hold it. Deeper. Yeah. Can you go deeper?
00:49:16 There we are. A bit further.
00:49:18 Yes, there we are.
00:49:19 Oh, that's really...
00:49:20 Hold it.
00:49:21 HE SIGHS
00:49:22 BIRDS CHIRP
00:49:32 HE SIGHS
00:49:33 Hello.
00:49:36 Evening.
00:49:37 What can I get you?
00:49:45 Oh, God. Alcohol?
00:49:47 Let me make you a Northern Comfort. It's a hotel special.
00:49:53 Oh, yeah. I don't drink cocktails.
00:49:55 Sorry?
00:49:56 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:57 OK.
00:49:58 Great.
00:49:59 Oh, shit.
00:50:01 Yeah.
00:50:02 Oh, hey. How you doing?
00:50:07 Oh, I, uh... Fine, thanks.
00:50:09 Thank you.
00:50:13 There you go.
00:50:14 Can I get you anything?
00:50:16 Well, that looks tasty. I'll have what the lady's having.
00:50:20 That's a good choice.
00:50:22 Ah.
00:50:28 Mmm.
00:50:29 There you go.
00:50:36 Thanks.
00:50:37 Wow. That is the spot. Am I right?
00:50:45 Uh, yeah.
00:50:47 Do you mind?
00:50:54 No, no. Yeah, go for it.
00:50:58 HE SIGHS
00:50:59 Are you on vacation?
00:51:01 Uh, stopover.
00:51:04 So you're just killing time.
00:51:08 Oh, yeah. Well...
00:51:10 It feels like time's killing me, but...
00:51:13 Sounds like you could use some cheering up.
00:51:16 Yeah. God, I wish.
00:51:19 I could give you another hug.
00:51:22 HE SOBS
00:51:25 I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry about that.
00:51:27 That was funny.
00:51:28 Right.
00:51:32 Oh, my God.
00:51:38 You're right.
00:51:40 What? Are you serious? That is... Oh, my...
00:51:45 Do you know what? Actually, I'm going to do you a favour.
00:51:51 All right? That is... There.
00:51:53 Oh, God.
00:51:54 Wow.
00:51:55 Wow, you really like doing this.
00:51:58 God. Oh.
00:51:59 OK. Isn't it...
00:52:02 ..lovely?
00:52:04 Wow.
00:52:06 I mean, it just... You looked like you wanted a party.
00:52:11 Party?
00:52:13 HE LAUGHS
00:52:15 What? Oh, God. Yeah.
00:52:17 OK.
00:52:19 HE MUMBLES
00:52:21 Oh, yeah.
00:52:22 PHONE RINGS
00:52:30 Hello?
00:52:45 Right, you need to listen to me.
00:52:47 Who is this?
00:52:48 I've done Bitcoin now. You know exactly who this is.
00:52:51 Edward. Hi.
00:52:53 We're not flying back tonight. Similar to that.
00:52:56 There's ferocious turbulence on a shoddy airline.
00:52:58 We'll be taking a flight back to London tomorrow morning
00:53:01 on a different airline.
00:53:02 Um, you know, Edward, as course leader,
00:53:06 I think it's best that we follow company policy
00:53:09 and take the return flight tonight.
00:53:11 You don't want to know what it's like to have people die
00:53:14 under your command.
00:53:16 No. No, that's...
00:53:18 That's quite true.
00:53:20 Um, I don't know if you're aware,
00:53:22 but you're beginning to sound intensively aggressive right now.
00:53:25 HE SNIFFS
00:53:26 Edward...
00:53:27 HE MUMBLES
00:53:28 MUSIC PLAYS
00:53:45 HE GRUNTS
00:53:46 Hi, Sarah.
00:54:13 I really should apologise. I...
00:54:15 Yes, you really fucking should apologise, Charles,
00:54:17 because you are clearly out of your depth
00:54:19 and you've completely betrayed the trust
00:54:21 of three severely aerophobic individuals.
00:54:23 I know, I know, I know. It was really irresponsible,
00:54:25 but I must admit that I have no idea what I'm doing.
00:54:28 Shut the fuck up, Charles.
00:54:30 For God's sake, just, like, pull yourself together, OK?
00:54:32 Because I need you to help me get out of here tonight.
00:54:34 Yes, absolutely. That is what I'm here for.
00:54:37 So meet me in the lobby at eight sharp, yeah?
00:54:39 Eight o'clock sharp.
00:54:41 And no matter what the others decide, OK,
00:54:43 we're taking that flight tonight. Understood?
00:54:45 Understood. Lobby, eight o'clock sharp.
00:54:48 Charles, um, you'd be a good man and, uh, give me a hand, would you?
00:54:56 Uh, please?
00:54:58 All right. Edward?
00:55:02 [♪♪♪]
00:55:12 Edward?
00:55:14 Edward?
00:55:31 Edward?
00:55:33 What the...? Oh, God.
00:55:40 What happened?
00:55:44 Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus.
00:55:47 It's all right. Hi. No, no, it's all right.
00:55:50 I'm just going to immobilise you. I'm not going to hurt you.
00:55:52 All right? Immobilise? Edward, please!
00:55:54 You don't need to do this. You're all right.
00:55:56 No, Edward, please. You know, some mistakes were made.
00:55:59 But I'm trying, sir.
00:56:01 One second. That's it.
00:56:03 [GROANING]
00:56:05 Charles, um, here we are.
00:56:12 All right? Comfy? Lovely.
00:56:15 Charles! Edward! Edward!
00:56:18 Edward!
00:56:20 [SCREAMING]
00:56:22 Please!
00:56:24 [SCREAMING]
00:56:26 Oh, God.
00:56:29 Okay, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
00:56:55 I always say the world is like a virgin canvas,
00:56:58 and it's up to you to fill it with colours.
00:57:00 Hmm. I guess I'm still looking for the right brush.
00:57:05 It is a process.
00:57:07 Oh. Uh, you're here.
00:57:10 Is he a friend of yours?
00:57:13 Hey, man. Hey.
00:57:16 Dries, I'm Alphonse. Alphonse, hi. Join us. Thank you.
00:57:19 Dries was just telling me that he sold his start-up company to Google,
00:57:23 and now he's not allowed to work for three years. Can you imagine?
00:57:26 Yeah, I know. I'm a big fan.
00:57:29 Wow, that's amazing. Thank you.
00:57:32 Are you in tech?
00:57:33 He's got an app.
00:57:35 An app?
00:57:36 Yeah.
00:57:37 Wow, great. It's exciting stuff.
00:57:39 You want a drink?
00:57:41 Uh, he can't. He's got a flight to catch.
00:57:44 Oh, actually, I'd love a drink.
00:57:46 Yeah?
00:57:47 Yeah.
00:57:48 Excuse me. Can we have one more drink over here, please?
00:57:52 Thank you, brother.
00:57:53 So, where are you flying to?
00:57:56 Oh, I'm not flying.
00:57:58 Really?
00:57:59 No. I'm taking the boat.
00:58:01 No, you're not.
00:58:02 Yeah.
00:58:03 Poor Alphonse. He's terrified of flying.
00:58:09 Oh, I feel for you, my brother.
00:58:13 I've been there.
00:58:16 I couldn't even look at an airplane without getting a panic attack,
00:58:19 but look at me now. I am Alice King.
00:58:22 I'm flying all over the world every week.
00:58:24 I fly like an eagle, my brother.
00:58:26 Yeah, free as a bird.
00:58:28 How'd you do it?
00:58:29 Well, I'll let you in on a little secret.
00:58:32 [laughing]
00:58:34 Yeah.
00:58:35 Take care.
00:58:46 [indistinct chatter]
00:58:49 Sarah!
00:58:59 I found tickets with the Respectable Airline for tomorrow morning.
00:59:01 I just need your passport number, please.
00:59:03 Right.
00:59:04 Where's Charles?
00:59:06 Charles? He's been taken care of. Come on.
00:59:09 What do you mean, taken care of?
00:59:10 He's come to understand that he's surplus to requirements.
00:59:13 Sarah, there's nothing sinister here.
00:59:16 Just give me your passport, please, so I can book the tickets.
00:59:19 Can I...
00:59:20 No, Edward, please.
00:59:21 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
00:59:22 Don't be a bloody fool.
00:59:23 Give me your passport. Sarah, give me your passport. Sarah!
00:59:26 Airport, please.
00:59:33 Yeah, we're back.
00:59:34 No.
00:59:35 Just go, right? Just go.
00:59:39 Just drive, right? Drive!
00:59:41 I'm trying to protect you.
00:59:42 Just drive! I'm trying to protect you!
00:59:44 Is there a noise going?
00:59:49 Please, Richard, help me. Just get me to the airport, okay?
00:59:52 Please.
01:00:10 Hmm.
01:00:11 What are you doing?
01:00:20 It's been a really long shift.
01:00:22 So, just keep... Can you keep your eyes on the road?
01:00:25 Just because there is a really dangerous driving condition, isn't there?
01:00:28 You think this is bad?
01:00:30 When I was a kid, like, the winters here, they were so much harder.
01:00:34 So much harder. Like, this road, for example, like,
01:00:37 they wouldn't even let us drive it half the time.
01:00:40 So, this is nothing, really.
01:00:42 Can you pass me the... the monster in the glove compartment?
01:00:56 It's like a can. Yeah?
01:00:58 This?
01:01:03 Yeah.
01:01:04 Do you want me to...?
01:01:05 No, it's okay.
01:01:06 Thank you.
01:01:07 Yeah, sure, sure. I...
01:01:14 Where the f*** are you going?
01:01:21 [SCREAMS]
01:01:22 [SCREAMS]
01:01:24 [SCREAMS]
01:01:26 [SCREAMS]
01:01:27 [SCREAMS]
01:01:28 [GROANS]
01:01:39 Are you crazy? You almost killed us.
01:01:41 I mean, out of your f***ing mind! I just saved our lives!
01:01:44 I'm the driver! F***ing hell!
01:01:46 [SCREAMS]
01:01:48 Get off!
01:01:49 Oh, dear. Call the emergency services.
01:01:51 No, don't do that.
01:01:52 Why not?
01:01:54 Oh, s***.
01:01:57 Guys, I'm over the limit. Can you please get off?
01:02:00 You're drunk!
01:02:01 I'm not drunk. I had a couple of beers.
01:02:06 I'm super stoked about it.
01:02:08 I should report you to the police!
01:02:16 No, I will call the police.
01:02:18 No!
01:02:19 [SCREAMS]
01:02:21 [SCREAMS]
01:02:22 [SCREAMS]
01:02:23 Might have a dance?
01:02:48 [MUSIC]
01:02:50 [SCREAMS]
01:03:06 [SCREAMS]
01:03:11 Thank you.
01:03:13 Cheers, my brother.
01:03:16 [MUSIC]
01:03:18 Yeah, well, how's that?
01:03:26 Are you okay?
01:03:45 Yeah.
01:03:46 I have a very important piece of advice for you, my brother.
01:04:02 Okay.
01:04:07 Let go.
01:04:13 You were never in control anyway.
01:04:15 And let me tell you one more thing.
01:04:21 Incredible change will happen in your life when you decide to let go of what you can't control and take ownership of what you can't control.
01:04:31 Accept yourself.
01:04:33 Love yourself.
01:04:40 If you want to fly, you have to let go of everything that weighs you down, my brother.
01:04:46 Spread those wings.
01:04:49 Spread your wings.
01:04:55 Spread your wings!
01:04:57 Yes!
01:04:59 You're beautiful, man.
01:05:06 [MUSIC]
01:05:08 You're beautiful.
01:05:13 [MUSIC]
01:05:23 [MUSIC]
01:05:25 [MUSIC]
01:05:27 [PHONE RINGS]
01:05:45 [THUNDER]
01:05:55 [PANTING]
01:06:23 [PANTING]
01:06:25 Alivia!
01:06:44 Sarah?
01:06:45 Yeah, hey.
01:06:46 Where are you?
01:06:47 I don't actually know.
01:06:50 What happened to your face?
01:06:52 Oh, I, I, I...
01:06:53 Oh, yeah, I had an accident but I'm completely fine.
01:06:56 How are you?
01:06:58 Why didn't you come with us?
01:06:59 Well, Alivia, do you remember I was telling you how I didn't like flying?
01:07:06 Hello, mum.
01:07:07 Hello.
01:07:12 Hey.
01:07:13 What happened to your face?
01:07:15 She had an accident.
01:07:17 I was explaining to Alivia how I didn't like flying and how, you know, I had to ask for help.
01:07:22 Well, I didn't.
01:07:25 What do you mean? I literally just saw you boarding a plane.
01:07:28 You flew to Los Angeles last week.
01:07:30 I didn't, I didn't go to Los Angeles.
01:07:33 What?
01:07:34 I stayed at home.
01:07:35 Why did you buy the boots from them?
01:07:39 I'm lying. I'm really sorry.
01:07:44 OK, sweetheart, um, it's time for the adults to have a little grown-up talk.
01:07:48 Can you go inside and draw me a picture?
01:07:50 Of what?
01:07:51 Draw us an aeroplane. That would be lovely.
01:07:53 Go on.
01:07:56 Jesus Christ, Sarah.
01:08:02 First you tell me you can't fly with us because you have a meeting,
01:08:05 and then I see you at the airport in the arms of some other man.
01:08:08 Now you tell me you didn't fly to Los Angeles but hold yourself up in your flat for a week and lie to me about where you are.
01:08:13 I'm an idiot. I'm a complete idiot.
01:08:15 But look, I am doing everything I can to fix it, alright?
01:08:17 That's why I was at the airport. I was taking the fear of flying course.
01:08:21 Because I really want to get this right, Tom. I do.
01:08:24 Who's that man then?
01:08:26 Oh, God, he's the instructor.
01:08:28 Where are you exactly?
01:08:30 I'm in Iceland. I'm in the middle of fucking nowhere. I don't know.
01:08:35 Oh, Jack, sorry.
01:08:37 Honestly, who does something like this?
01:08:41 I don't recognise you and frankly, Sarah, I don't trust you.
01:08:44 No, Tom, please.
01:08:45 No, no, not now.
01:08:47 Okay, we can talk about this when I get home.
01:08:49 Just, Tom, please, just listen to me for a minute, okay?
01:08:51 I fucked up. I know that and I'm so sorry but I am going to get there tomorrow, no matter how many flights I have to take, okay?
01:08:57 No more empty promises, Sarah.
01:08:59 Oh, fuck.
01:09:06 [breathing heavily]
01:09:09 [breathing heavily]
01:09:11 [grunting]
01:09:19 [grunting]
01:09:21 [grunting]
01:09:47 [breathing heavily]
01:09:49 [breathing heavily]
01:10:15 [grunting]
01:10:17 [mumbling]
01:10:42 [grunting]
01:10:45 [breathing heavily]
01:10:48 [grunting]
01:10:52 [breathing heavily]
01:10:55 [grunting]
01:10:59 [breathing heavily]
01:11:06 [breathing heavily]
01:11:10 [thunder]
01:11:12 I was clay.
01:11:18 [breathing heavily]
01:11:21 [mumbling]
01:11:25 [breathing heavily]
01:11:28 [grunting]
01:11:38 [breathing heavily]
01:11:39 Where are you hiding him?
01:11:41 Where is he? Where are you hiding him?
01:11:45 Get out or I will knock you out.
01:11:48 [grunting]
01:11:49 Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
01:11:51 What have you done, you psycho?
01:11:56 What? Fucking psycho!
01:11:59 He can't breathe.
01:12:01 You need help. You need serious help.
01:12:04 He can't breathe!
01:12:05 I can't breathe!
01:12:07 Oh, my God! Help him! Help him out of here!
01:12:10 [grunting]
01:12:12 Alfons! Alfons!
01:12:15 [grunting]
01:12:16 Alfons!
01:12:17 [grunting]
01:12:18 Alfons!
01:12:19 [grunting]
01:12:21 Talk to me! Talk to me! Talk to me!
01:12:24 [grunting]
01:12:25 Talk to me!
01:12:26 [thunder]
01:12:27 [music]
01:12:29 Fuck.
01:12:46 [sigh]
01:12:55 [phone ringing]
01:12:57 Ah.
01:12:58 Yes?
01:12:59 It's Sarah.
01:13:00 Oh, hello, Sarah.
01:13:01 Didn't you say you had us booked on a flight this morning?
01:13:03 That's correct.
01:13:04 And you've still got the ticket?
01:13:06 I certainly do.
01:13:07 Great.
01:13:08 I'm not sure about this, Sarah.
01:13:13 Trust me, okay? I've done the research.
01:13:15 It is a very respectable airline.
01:13:16 It's not the airline. I don't trust it.
01:13:18 It's Edward.
01:13:19 No, no.
01:13:21 Will you please get rid of that?
01:13:22 I will not have you drinking on this flight.
01:13:24 No, no. Don't worry about me.
01:13:26 I'm not coming.
01:13:27 Pardon?
01:13:28 I'm not coming. We're going heliskiing with Dweez.
01:13:30 Is that a good idea?
01:13:32 If you want to fly,
01:13:35 you must get rid of all the things that weigh you down.
01:13:39 Come on.
01:13:48 Come on.
01:13:49 Oh, God.
01:13:57 What's wrong?
01:13:58 I...
01:14:01 I don't understand. What's going on?
01:14:04 I might have been responsible for an accident.
01:14:09 What?
01:14:12 Good morning, troopers.
01:14:16 What's the matter?
01:14:17 I'm in trouble.
01:14:19 Right, you. Go and get the car running.
01:14:27 You, follow me.
01:14:28 No, no, no. Sarah, I...
01:14:32 I can't do this.
01:14:41 Yes, you bloody will.
01:14:42 Okay, now, trust me and do what I say, all right?
01:14:45 Okay.
01:14:46 Firstly,
01:14:48 you wind your legs around the rope like that.
01:14:52 And let yourself down slowly.
01:14:54 There's nothing to fear.
01:14:55 Okay.
01:14:56 Oh, God.
01:14:58 Okay.
01:14:59 Oh, God.
01:15:00 All right.
01:15:01 Okay.
01:15:02 All right.
01:15:03 Oh, God, I'm scared.
01:15:04 No, no, listen, listen, listen.
01:15:05 Sarah, listen.
01:15:06 I swung on a rope like this once.
01:15:09 I swung on a rope like this once.
01:15:12 Struck through the Iranian embassy window
01:15:14 and it was engulfed in flames at the time.
01:15:16 And then I shot the terrorist in the face.
01:15:19 Right.
01:15:21 So what I'm saying is,
01:15:23 it's fight or flight.
01:15:26 So let's fight.
01:15:28 Okay.
01:15:30 Okay.
01:15:31 Obviously, there's the flight bit after that,
01:15:34 but we'll do that later, all right?
01:15:36 Go.
01:15:38 [grunting]
01:15:40 Get in.
01:15:52 What you're doing, you're going to ruin the whole thing.
01:15:55 Get in.
01:15:56 I've already said I'm sorry, haven't I?
01:15:58 You'll thank me in the end.
01:15:59 It was for your own safety.
01:16:01 What the hell are you doing?
01:16:06 Get in.
01:16:07 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:16:14 Right.
01:16:20 We won't be having any more of that, Charles.
01:16:22 We're a unit.
01:16:24 [explosion]
01:16:26 [panting]
01:16:53 [panting]
01:16:55 That was good work, soldier.
01:17:01 I don't like the look of these clouds at all.
01:17:11 Don't you start playing mind games with me, Charles.
01:17:15 I'm not playing mind games, Edward.
01:17:16 Those clouds are hostile.
01:17:18 Clouds? Hostile?
01:17:19 Come on, Charles.
01:17:20 You know better than that.
01:17:22 It's a little droplet of water.
01:17:24 There's nothing to be frightened of.
01:17:27 They're just bad thoughts.
01:17:29 Let them go, Charles.
01:17:32 [panting]
01:17:34 Shit.
01:17:59 Why is this place so dark?
01:18:01 Come on, we're going to close check-in.
01:18:03 What?
01:18:04 Hang on, hang on.
01:18:06 We're booked on the 11.30, right?
01:18:08 I mean, that gives us another two hours.
01:18:10 See, Edward, the 11.30's cancelled, right?
01:18:12 They're all cancelled.
01:18:13 Okay, it's the 9.30 or nothing.
01:18:16 No, but Sarah, those are the bastards
01:18:18 that nearly cost us our lives.
01:18:20 You've been stranded here since yesterday morning
01:18:23 and you've done nothing to help us, nothing.
01:18:26 Sir, I am sorry.
01:18:27 I can only offer my sincerest apologies
01:18:29 for the inconvenience.
01:18:30 Come on, darling.
01:18:32 We're in business.
01:18:35 Um, actually, I am very sorry,
01:18:38 but we are completely overbooked.
01:18:40 What?
01:18:41 Yeah, I'm so sorry.
01:18:42 It's all been a bit of a mess.
01:18:43 No, no, no.
01:18:44 I'm sorry.
01:18:45 No, no, can you check again?
01:18:46 'Cause I think there's got to be some kind of mistake.
01:18:48 We're on a few-flying course,
01:18:49 so that must give us some sort of priority or...
01:18:51 Charles, can you do something, please?
01:18:53 You have to help us.
01:18:55 These people are not well.
01:18:57 No, I'm sorry.
01:19:05 You just really got here too late.
01:19:07 I'm sorry.
01:19:08 All right, what about another flight, then?
01:19:10 There's a storm coming
01:19:11 and all the flights after 10 o'clock are being cancelled.
01:19:13 There's really nothing I can do.
01:19:15 What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
01:19:17 Hey, you were booked in business class, right?
01:19:20 Yeah?
01:19:21 I can arrange for you to stay at the luxury wellness centre
01:19:24 at the luxury wellness hotel.
01:19:26 No!
01:19:27 Sir.
01:19:28 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:30 I will not be staying here a minute longer.
01:19:33 You have to put us on that flight now.
01:19:36 Get me your manager.
01:19:37 Sir, I am sorry.
01:19:38 I just told you I am sorry.
01:19:39 I offered you to stay free of charge at the luxury hotel.
01:19:42 That's the best we can do.
01:19:43 I want to go home!
01:19:44 Sir!
01:19:45 I want to go home!
01:19:47 Sir!
01:19:48 [SCREAMS]
01:19:49 I want to go home!
01:19:50 Stop this!
01:19:51 You need to please stop!
01:19:52 I want to go home!
01:19:53 Calm down.
01:19:54 You need to calm down.
01:19:55 I want to go home!
01:19:56 No!
01:19:57 Calm down.
01:19:58 I want to go home!
01:19:59 I want to go home right now!
01:20:00 Do you understand?
01:20:01 Sir!
01:20:02 Sir!
01:20:03 You need to calm down.
01:20:04 No!
01:20:05 I want to go home!
01:20:06 I want to go home!
01:20:07 Calm down.
01:20:08 Get my hand right now!
01:20:10 No.
01:20:11 No.
01:20:12 It's OK.
01:20:13 I have no--
01:20:14 I'm weary.
01:20:15 I'm under a lot of pressure.
01:20:16 I'm with him.
01:20:17 I take care of him.
01:20:18 He doesn't like me to go away, you see.
01:20:20 [CHATTER]
01:20:23 [SIGHS]
01:20:27 Look, I think it's quite clear that we're just not meant
01:20:31 to be on that flight.
01:20:32 [SIGHS]
01:20:33 [MUMBLING]
01:20:34 [GROANS]
01:20:37 [PHONE RINGING]
01:20:40 [SIGHS]
01:20:42 [PHONE RINGING]
01:20:45 Hello?
01:20:46 Oh, hi.
01:20:47 It's Liz.
01:20:48 Oh.
01:20:49 Hi, Liz.
01:20:50 Hey.
01:20:51 Look, I'm so sorry to hit the news.
01:20:52 Hm?
01:20:53 That you won't be joining them after all.
01:20:55 Olivia's told me everything.
01:20:58 Well, actually, I'm-- I'm still--
01:21:00 You know, it's really nothing to be ashamed of.
01:21:02 What do you mean?
01:21:03 We're all afraid of something.
01:21:05 But you know, they-- they have these courses.
01:21:07 Right.
01:21:08 Yes.
01:21:09 Don't worry.
01:21:10 I'll be flying down there tomorrow
01:21:12 to help out with Olivia.
01:21:14 OK.
01:21:15 Well, that's great.
01:21:16 I'll see you there.
01:21:18 I hope I get arrested.
01:21:19 Hi.
01:21:20 Oh, hey.
01:21:21 Hi.
01:21:22 Where are you going?
01:21:23 Right now?
01:21:24 Uh, Frankfurt.
01:21:25 So your flight hasn't been canceled?
01:21:27 No, we fly cargo.
01:21:28 So it's a little different for us.
01:21:29 Great.
01:21:30 So you can give us a lift?
01:21:31 No.
01:21:32 No.
01:21:33 I mean, that's not really--
01:21:36 Is that for your wife?
01:21:38 Look, I, uh, totally misread the situation.
01:21:42 And, um, I'm really sorry.
01:21:45 But what you're asking for is impossible.
01:21:48 I wonder what your company's policy is on sexual harassment.
01:21:52 Look, I-- I mean, with weather like this,
01:21:59 it could get very rough.
01:22:02 No.
01:22:03 Sarah, sorry, this is in complete contravention
01:22:06 of the course's regulations.
01:22:07 Yeah, I couldn't care less, Charles, right?
01:22:09 Do what you want.
01:22:10 I'm going.
01:22:11 Look, I have to warn you.
01:22:12 OK.
01:22:13 I mean, this is not ideal weather for flying.
01:22:15 And it's cargo.
01:22:16 So there's not going to be any face towels
01:22:18 or any complimentary drinks or any of that.
01:22:20 I'm going.
01:22:24 I'm on board.
01:22:28 Oh, no, guys, I really-- this is not safe at all.
01:22:32 Listen, look, I'm going to just call the office.
01:22:34 Because really--
01:22:35 OK.
01:22:39 OK.
01:22:40 OK.
01:22:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:22:44 What are you waiting for?
01:23:02 Come on, Charles.
01:23:05 Heart of a lion.
01:23:07 Come on.
01:23:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:23:11 Just make sure you're buckled up for takeoff.
01:23:14 After that, you can do what you like.
01:23:16 You can lie down and take a nap if you want.
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01:23:33 Wow.
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01:23:59 Have no worries, Charles.
01:24:10 I've parachuted out of these things a thousand times.
01:24:14 [LAUGHS]
01:24:15 Yeah.
01:24:17 All right.
01:24:19 We'll be eating currywurst in Roma,
01:24:21 but before you know it--
01:24:22 [LAUGHTER]
01:24:24 All right, hold tight, everybody.
01:24:26 It's going to get pretty bumpy.
01:24:27 All right, Jockey.
01:24:29 Ready to evacuate.
01:24:32 All right.
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