• 7 months ago
Divorcee Xan gathers her close friends to celebrate her impending split, only to reveal she intends to burn her divorce settlement money to start fresh. Chaos ensues as each friend has a wildly different opinion on what Xan should do.
Transcript
00:00 [door creaks]
00:02 - Oh, God.
00:04 Ladies.
00:05 - Happy divorce!
00:07 [all cheering]
00:08 - This weekend is gonna be all about you, Zan.
00:10 - It's time to get back to normal
00:12 with the people that know me best!
00:15 - It's my DP, my divorce party!
00:18 You know, I can't not see double penetration.
00:21 - What's double penetration?
00:23 I'll tell you later.
00:25 - Toady and I were together for ten years.
00:29 By Sunday at midnight,
00:31 half of my savings will be his.
00:34 I want each of you to pick something to do with the money.
00:38 - Oh, I can totally get into that.
00:41 - Wendy, make it rain, strippers, and blow.
00:44 We've got 48 hours to blow this, people.
00:47 - Do you think she's okay?
00:49 Like, mentally?
00:51 - Hard to tell.
00:53 - She's obviously having a psychotic break.
00:56 - Apparently my friend's got a girlfriend.
00:58 - Apparently my friends have been lying to me
01:01 and talking behind my back.
01:03 - Listen, bud,
01:05 we've had a really weird couple of days.
01:08 - Do you want me to punish you?
01:11 - No, not really.
01:14 [tires screech]
01:16 - Life doesn't have to be perfect.
01:18 - No, no, no, I'm out.
01:19 - Did you have a struggle with the woo-woo twins?
01:21 - Woo! - Damn!
01:22 - It can be messy. - Let's get our kink on!
01:25 - And unpredictable.
01:27 - Oh! - [screams]
01:28 - Nope, absolutely not.
01:30 - I'm gonna need a lot of therapy after this.
01:33 [upbeat music]
01:36 ♪ ♪
01:37 (dramatic music)
01:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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