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00:00 *Music*
00:04 Hey, hi!
00:05 Have we ever told you about the time we broke a processor worth 400 bucks that we bought the same day?
00:09 No, we haven't told you about it since it's the first time we're doing this concept, it was a rhetorical question.
00:13 I don't know what that means.
00:14 Well, this anecdote happened less than a month ago, so the sum is still palpable.
00:17 I feel it flowing through my veins, you see it.
00:19 At any moment I'm crying, okay?
00:20 So basically, I'm not teaching you anything if I tell you that to make videos you need a computer.
00:24 It's not magic, you see?
00:25 We're not on TikTok, we're making real videos here.
00:27 For me, at this level, it's okay, I sucked a lot of money to buy a competition PC.
00:31 So in one click, Sony Vegas, it's on.
00:33 And I still have a little bit of sperm on the edge of my mouth.
00:34 Except that I still have a little bit of dignity, I didn't want to solve myself by sucking dicks, you know?
00:38 So I decided to stay at the stone age of PCs with my old computer
00:42 and wait to have enough money to replace some parts.
00:44 And in the absence of a few months, I have enough money to change some parts.
00:47 Thank you Santa Claus!
00:49 And yes, I am a privileged white, sorry.
00:51 So, one thing or another, we go on Amazon, this is not a product placement, I would have liked it, but it's not the case.
00:56 And we order a RAM stick, an SSD and a processor.
00:59 The famous processor.
01:00 Two days later, thanks to Amazon Prime for this extraordinary speed,
01:03 we're going to get the package at the next stop.
01:05 Little bakery, little baker, I do the ass, she gives me the package, exchange of good procedures, the base.
01:09 And that's the beginning of the balls in the well.
01:11 In the package, there are all the boxes, except that there is one empty, that of the RAM stick.
01:14 Because yes, the delivery man said to himself, "Oh, if I fart a little bit of RAM stick, that would be cool."
01:17 There, on the blow, it's okay, we take it well.
01:19 We say to ourselves, the guy works at Amazon, he's probably overexploited, he made a little pleasure of life, he farted a stick of RAM.
01:24 And then, the one who never farted a stick of RAM, throws me the first stick of RAM.
01:27 So we say to ourselves, "Well, come on, we go to a store, we buy another one, we make the little merchant walk."
01:31 So we go to the store, 30 minutes on foot, we buy the stick of RAM, 30 minutes on foot to get home, the house did not get closer in the meantime.
01:36 There, we open the PC and we realize that the processor is not compatible with the motherboard.
01:40 Well yes, we are computer scientists on Sunday, we said to ourselves that it was magic, in fact, computer science.
01:43 But no, no, it's complicated.
01:44 So, well, I have to buy a new motherboard, so why not, it was not planned in the budget, but come on.
01:49 Let's be crazy, I have a lot of money, it's wrong, I have no choice.
01:52 So 30 minutes on foot again, we arrive at the shop, we buy a new motherboard, there, the guy at the store tells us,
01:56 "When you change the processor, very important information, it's super fragile, you must not put it in your ass, not to drop it, not forced."
02:01 And he insists on it.
02:03 "You must not put it in your ass."
02:04 Once the motherboard bought, again 30 minutes on foot, because we only care about our lives.
02:07 So, once you get home, you find yourself again in front of the PC, and this time there is no more problem of equipment, we have everything we need to mount it from A to Z.
02:14 And we are determined like Jaja.
02:16 There, to be sure we do not do shit, we start the little video of Jean-Baptiste Chaud, how to mount your PC yourself.
02:21 And he re-specifies several times at the beginning of the video,
02:24 "Hey guys, Infosmile, be careful, the processor is super fragile."
02:27 "But we, you know us, we are intrepid, we hear "be careful", we understand YOLO."
02:31 So we start the process without precaution, we take the motherboard, we put it on the desk, because yes, in fact, everything starts from the motherboard, it's important.
02:36 You put all the components on the motherboard, once it's done, you put it in your PC and you do the branches.
02:40 Besides, precisely, the first step is to mount the processor.
02:43 Thing we do with a childish ease, it's never seen.
02:46 No computer scientist had ever mounted a processor with such a disconcerting ease.
02:50 There, suddenly, we start to heat, to take confidence.
02:52 There, in my head, I'm Harry, processor at the school of computer scientists.
02:55 There, I'm scratching RAM bars, like that.
02:56 Then, on the processor, you have to install a small fan, so that it is not hot.
03:00 There, we put the fan on it, except that it is badly clipped.
03:02 So, you know, we take it off to put it back, but by removing it, it takes the processor with it, which remained stuck on it.
03:06 Well, I'm not going to lie to you, we start to sweat a little ass, because it was not part of the plan.
03:10 We end up with the fan and the processor stuck on it.
03:12 So we try, in turn, to remove it gently, but we say to ourselves, at any moment, it goes, you see.
03:17 But there, I persevere a little too much, I force a little too much,
03:20 and there, it's, well, it's the drama, in fact.
03:21 As we predicted before, well, yes, by force of shooting on it, it ends up falling off.
03:25 But by falling off, well, we can not catch up with it, and it falls on the ground.
03:27 Paf, 400 bullets, directly on the ground.
03:30 So, there, we start to have a little drop of sweat, you see.
03:32 We do not want to pick it up right away.
03:33 If we have not seen that it is broken, it is not broken yet.
03:35 We pick it up, we do not pick it up, we wait 4-5 hours, and we end up picking it up.
03:38 And, indeed, it's the drama.
03:39 Because, basically, we tell you since earlier that a processor is fragile,
03:42 but for those who do not know, I will explain why it is fragile.
03:44 Because, basically, a processor, it works like that.
03:46 There are lots of little pieces of iron that protrude, that are straight, well aligned,
03:49 and that come to be welcomed by the small holes of the motherboard.
03:52 It's like that.
03:53 Except that ours, after falling, well, they were not straight,
03:56 they were even rather in Y, I even heard one say "Wesh, then".
03:59 So, well, it was not fixed on the motherboard.
04:01 Hehehe.
04:01 And there, well, it's the disappointment.
04:03 We just made the back and forth in all of Montpellier.
04:05 I mostly spent 400 bucks to fuck the processor on a sea mouf.
04:08 I want to kill myself.
04:09 I just want to exile myself in the North Pole and live in a igloo for the rest of my life.
04:12 So, there, Max, he starts to look on forums to see if it is repairable,
04:15 and everyone, absolutely everyone, says "Here, brother, it's dead, give up, commit suicide."
04:19 Except that, on the contrary, it drives me crazy.
04:21 They tell me that I can't do it, I will do it.
04:22 I'll prove you that I can do it.
04:23 So, I take my best toothpick, absolute precision utensil,
04:27 not at all adapted and not at all solid, but I will use it without, if necessary,
04:31 I will put them all back well.
04:32 That's what I'm going to do.
04:32 Except that, yeah, I did not expect what it is to do it.
04:34 It's not at all an adapted utensil, I tell you, do not do it with a toothpick,
04:37 find something more precise.
04:38 But we are stupid, we did it with a toothpick.
04:39 Except that the little spikes, well, as said, they are small spikes, in fact.
04:42 So we can not be as precise with a toothpick and our human eyes.
04:44 Suddenly, comes the hero of humanity, that I downloaded on my phone,
04:48 the app "Loop his mother".
04:49 Who can sit at my table and tell me "Yes, I already used the app "Loop his mother".
04:53 Nobody.
04:54 And there, it's gone for 4 hours of "InfoSmile"
04:57 that re-traces small spikes with a toothpick.
04:58 77 unsurprising ways to repair a processor.
05:01 It tells you?
05:02 So, the state of mind at that time, it's Tanto, hyper confident,
05:04 like "We will do it, my guy, we will prove to all these assholes that they were wrong on the forums."
05:07 Tanto, in absolute doubt, Max, I see him trying to cut his veins,
05:10 but he's not sure, you see.
05:11 He looks out the window like "What did I do, why my life?"
05:13 So that in the end, after 4 intensive hours, eyes in blood,
05:16 the processor finally ends up in the motherboard.
05:19 Acclaim us.
05:20 No, it's not over, that's just a little victory.
05:22 Now, you have to mount the PC entirely, in doubt that it does not work.
05:25 So you're there, you put your little pieces, but you have the ball of the sum in your stomach.
05:29 You know, it's there.
05:29 You almost feel like you're going to sleep.
05:31 You feel it well while you plug things.
05:32 Not that you take things, that's different.
05:34 You can not take a graphics card like that.
05:36 * Shush *
05:36 Am I exaggerating?
05:37 No.
05:37 After a while, we finish the assembly, we plug the PC,
05:40 we turn it on, and the miracle, it works!
05:41 We gave wrong to all these assholes on the forums.
05:43 So now, he's a little autistic, but it works!
05:45 And that's the most important.
05:46 So the moral of this story, and allow me to quote a great man,
05:49 "Perseverance is a quality, even when you're stupid."
05:52 Especially when you're stupid.
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