Goga Ne Shuru Kardiya Phal Sabzi Ka Kaam, Saleem Kharbooza, Malaika Ko Bataya Saib Ka Mehenga Daam
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01:01 You didn't bring it, we'll cook it.
01:03 But how are you selling vegetables with a punctured cycle?
01:06 I know, you don't sell your face, but you don't sell the cycle.
01:09 I? - There are three men.
01:11 Yes. - His wife died.
01:13 How can you say that?
01:14 There's a child under the bike.
01:16 He's a big shot.
01:19 Okay, I want to buy vegetables, can I do it?
01:22 You have to go there and say bye.
01:24 Why do I have to buy it, why not buy it?
01:25 That's what I want to buy.
01:27 Okay, look, the one who has to pay,
01:29 he'll buy vegetables for you.
01:31 Call the airway, buy vegetables.
01:32 I'll pay for it.
01:34 Okay, Haroon. - He's angry.
01:36 Potatoes, bananas, spinach, apples, cabbage,
01:41 and watermelons.
01:41 Sir, buy three watermelons, they're very good.
01:44 Three watermelons?
01:45 Yes.
01:46 I don't think the cabbage looks fresh.
01:49 Look here, it's not visible, it's in front.
01:51 Show me, what's the quality?
01:52 You don't know, I can't touch the vegetables.
01:56 That's a good thing, you can't touch it.
01:58 Show me.
01:59 You can touch mine.
02:00 No, no, I won't touch it.
02:01 I want to know what's the quality.
02:03 Then show me two cabbages.
02:04 Why don't you let me touch it?
02:06 Sir says, go to the market,
02:07 ask for the price of the father's father.
02:09 That means you're the father of this village.
02:11 Okay, I don't think these are chitre and bananas.
02:17 Chitre? - Yes.
02:19 Chitre and bananas are there.
02:20 Chitre and bananas?
02:21 Chitri and bananas, the ones with chitri.
02:23 The ones with chitri are there.
02:24 It's very simple, I'll go home and ask for it.
02:27 I'll get the chitri.
02:28 I want sweet, the ones without chitri are not sweet.
02:31 Now, chitri, first chitra.
02:33 Chitre.
02:35 Okay, give me 20 dozen bananas.
02:38 I'll make fruit chaat for you all.
02:40 Then take more fruits.
02:41 No, I'll make fruit chaat only for bananas.
02:43 Okay, take 20 dozen bananas.
02:46 Show me the watermelons, where do you get such small watermelons?
02:49 Ma'am, these are small candies, why?
02:51 It's the fruit season.
02:52 Give me a piece of it.
02:54 What?
02:55 Give me a piece of it.
02:56 Give me a piece of it for Rs. 500, I'll take it out.
02:59 I'll pay you if it's sweet.
03:02 I'll give you Rs. 500 if it's sweet.
03:04 Give me a big one.
03:05 Ma'am, don't touch it, it's God's gift.
03:06 Mr. Haroon, look at the size of the watermelon.
03:09 Okay.
03:10 Ma'am, don't touch it.
03:11 Actually, it's perfect.
03:12 Don't touch it.
03:12 Tell me the price of onions.
03:14 Rs. 700 per kilo.
03:15 Rs. 700 per kilo for onions?
03:17 It's all onions, I was telling you about saffron.
03:20 Rs. 700 is not too much.
03:23 How will I make onion rings?
03:25 Oh, onion rings?
03:27 You can get cheaper onions from the market.
03:29 I think it's not my cup of tea.
03:32 I don't have the quantity of things I need.
03:35 I'm not buying anything from you.
03:36 Go, we don't want anything from you.
03:37 She treated me like I was the main artist of the market.
03:42 Okay, show me the cauliflower.
03:43 Yes.
03:44 Show me the cauliflower.
03:45 Show me the cauliflower.
03:46 Show me the money, I'll show you the cauliflower.
03:48 Is this cauliflower?
03:49 Which vegetable is this?
03:50 Look at the money first.
03:51 I'll show you the vegetables.
03:53 Is this a vegetable shop or a casino?
03:55 - Show me the money first. - You don't know.
03:56 I don't know the vegetables.
03:57 Go to the market.
03:58 They won't give us anything else.
04:00 The vegetables you don't know are all the vegetables I have.
04:03 Okay, let me tell you something.
04:06 I have a job in the fruit market.
04:09 I know they don't let you stand there.
04:11 Which fruit market?
04:12 Loya sells fruits.
04:13 No, I have a fruit business.
04:15 That's in Badami.
04:16 - Badami is the main market. - I know.
04:18 - You know what? - You can't even...
04:20 You can order two trucks from the market
04:21 and three from the melon market.
04:23 But this vegetable shop is different
04:25 from the fruit shop.
04:27 Why make it a two-in-one?
04:28 - Yes, I... - Yes, I know.
04:30 They give you all the fruits in one truck
04:32 and you want to sell them?
04:33 You know, the vegetables will get the fragrance of the fruits
04:37 and the fruits will get the fragrance of the vegetables.
04:38 You have different fridges.
04:40 One for fruits and one for vegetables.
04:42 The compartments are different.
04:43 Now we have the right man.
04:45 Take potatoes, bananas.
04:47 Take cabbage, apples.
04:50 You don't understand anything.
04:53 You have mixed everything.
04:55 You are selling all the vegetables.
04:58 You are selling cabbage and watermelons.
05:00 You will be punished.
05:01 Who will be punished?
05:02 Cabbage, apples.
05:04 Listen.
05:06 Apples, apples.
05:08 - Give me your hand. - Do you know who he is?
05:11 - Who is he? - Salim Albela, the smart one.
05:14 Give me your hand.
05:16 I watch your show and I do so many tricks.
05:18 - He is the one. - Who?
05:20 - He. - What does he do?
05:22 He is a snake.
05:23 He is a pig.
05:26 You are a pig.
05:30 - Brother. - Give me your hand.
05:33 Are you a seed or a basket?
05:35 Give me your hand.
05:39 - Give me your hand. - Do you have money?
05:41 Do you have money?
05:43 He is the first vegetable seller.
05:45 He is saying, "Take it. No one will eat it."
05:48 You are being unfair.
05:50 I have seen this for the first time.
05:51 We sold it for a cheap price.
05:53 Now that Ramadan is here, we should get ready.
05:56 Why are you getting ready?
05:57 It is Ramadan. You are taking people's blessings.
06:00 It is such an expensive deal.
06:03 Why are you increasing the rates?
06:05 You are a rich man.
06:07 You don't know how poor people celebrate Eid.
06:10 Where do they buy clothes?
06:12 Where do they buy shoes?
06:14 How do they celebrate Eid?
06:15 Like this.
06:18 Poor people don't celebrate Eid and still they don't get married.
06:22 They have to make their houses look like a ball.
06:24 What is this ball?
06:26 You don't know, sir.
06:28 - Yes. - When a poor man's house is full of money..
06:32 ..how his children make it look like a ball.
06:35 I am very sad about this.
06:38 - Yes. - How many children do you have?
06:40 Pray for me.
06:42 Your brother is being talked about.
06:45 He should get engaged there.
06:46 That would be great.
06:48 Your children are being talked about.
06:50 - Who? - They left the vegetable basket..
06:53 ..and started watching black and white films.
06:55 - But.. - If you are checking a person's children..
06:57 ..then you should sell a banana and wear it.
07:00 Tell me. Which children are being talked about?
07:03 - You are getting married. - I am not married.
07:06 - Okay. - If you want to buy something..
07:08 ..then find the time and buy it.
07:10 Otherwise, I will stay here.
07:13 Then you open it. I will sell it here.
07:15 Give me some stuff.
07:17 Tomorrow, the children will have a good iftar.
07:19 Give me some bananas, bananas and apples.
07:21 Your children are having an iftar..
07:24 ..and my children are making a mess in the house.
07:27 What is wrong with your children?
07:30 You don't have children. Who is making a mess?
07:33 Sister, not children.
07:35 - A father's heart. - He is a father.
07:37 - Our father.. - He is a father.
07:39 A father's heart is so beautiful that..
07:41 ..he has made women run around him.
07:44 Hey, our director has taken the banana without paying.
07:49 Okay, I will pay for it. How much is the banana?
07:51 - Yes. - How much is it?
07:53 - 750. - 750 rupees for a banana?
07:56 - You are dead. - 750 rupees.
07:58 I will slap you if you don't give it.
08:00 - This is a banana. - This is a banana for 750 rupees?
08:03 It is Ramadan. The rates are like this during Ramadan.
08:07 Where will we get the money from?
08:08 We should give 750 rupees for this.
08:10 Why?
08:11 The banana is so expensive.
08:13 - How much is it? - We should be ashamed.
08:16 Such expensive things.
08:17 We should be ashamed that we don't get such things in the market.
08:21 - How much is the carrot? - What?
08:23 Potatoes, bananas, spinach.
08:28 Vegetable vendor, stop.
08:30 Stop? As if we are going to the top.
08:33 He is saying that he has a motorcycle and a cycle.
08:36 - Brother. - Don't touch it.
08:39 - How much is the apple? - Put it in a envelope.
08:41 I mean how much is the kilo?
08:44 1600 rupees per kilo.
08:46 1600 rupees per kilo of apple?
08:48 1600 rupees? She is talking about a tragedy.
08:51 1600 rupees per kilo of apple? What technology is this?
08:56 When your children eat a burger for 1600 rupees
09:00 you don't remember that.
09:02 And our children make a lot of noise.
09:06 You should get them a girl's slipper.
09:08 Brother, I remember your panchayat after listening to you.
09:13 My small children don't eat a single morsel.
09:17 They sleep hungry.
09:18 Shut up.
09:20 My heart is shaken after listening to you.
09:22 - This 1600 rupees rate. - Yes.
09:25 Go, my sister. Give me a discount of 500 rupees.
09:27 It's a good thing that you gave a discount of 500 rupees.
09:32 I have heard of panchayat. I have never heard of panchayat.
09:35 - I have heard of panchayat. - Give me a discount of 500 rupees.
09:38 - Do it. - Give him a discount of 1100 rupees.
09:40 I can't give him such a discount for panchayat.
09:43 Sister, you are right. He made you crave for him.
09:45 - A lot. - You give him 500 rupees.
09:47 How can I give you 500 rupees?
09:49 The children of Karo are making noise.
09:52 Listen to me. They have come every day.
09:57 Keep some fruits or vegetables in our kitchen.
10:00 My children will pray for you.
10:02 You have to get the children's heart.
10:05 Go and buy it from some other shop.
10:07 You are a variation of Allahuddin.
10:11 Brother, the whole month is in Ramadan.
10:14 My children will pray for you.
10:16 - You give me such a gift. - Don't be a seller.
10:19 Listen to me.
10:20 Let me tell you one more thing.
10:21 - The vegetables you bought. - Yes.
10:25 - You have invested in it. - Yes.
10:27 - You want to take a profit. - Yes.
10:29 - You want to take a lot of profit in Ramadan. - Yes.
10:31 How much profit are you taking? 200 percent?
10:35 How can I give you that much?
10:36 I guarantee you 70,000 percent profit.
10:39 - Okay. - Reduce the rates in Ramadan.
10:42 - You will get more blessings. - You are right.
10:46 You are giving me 500 rupees.
10:47 I will give you. It's a matter of 500 rupees.
10:49 - I will give you. - Give him.
10:50 - Very good. - Very good.
10:52 - Very good. - Very good.
10:53 He has poor legs but a big heart.
10:56 He has a big heart. He took 500 rupees from me.
10:57 Yes.
10:59 You should get it checked. He has a big heart.
11:02 Okay, brother. I will give you money.
11:05 You can buy air in 10 rupees.
11:08 You can buy soap.
11:11 - There is no problem. - Thank you.
11:14 My children.
11:16 - Take it. - This is not a kilo.
11:20 Don't you want to weigh the envelopes?
11:22 - This is... - Where is the weighing machine?
11:24 Don't use the machine in Ramadan.
11:26 I will give you the open one.
11:28 This is 3 apples. It's not even a pound.
11:31 It's almost 1.5 pounds.
11:33 Sister, I don't think you should take it.
11:35 These apples are never more than a pound.
11:39 - Never. - How much is it?
11:40 - My sister will go and weigh it. - It's less than half a kilo.
11:44 - Okay. - Yes.
11:45 Brother, when you give me the blessings, I will definitely pray.
11:49 What do you mean by sister?
11:50 Brother, your sister is also talking.
11:54 She is talking in Turkish.
11:57 - Whatever she did with you... - Yes.
12:00 ...she will get the same.
12:02 Mr. Awaad, whenever I buy a kilo of apples, it's at least 12.
12:07 Wow!
12:08 Then you should buy those that are kept in a jar and are used to be used.
12:12 - This is the end of apples. - Yes.
12:16 - This is the end of it. - Small apples.
12:19 - Enough. - You get a crate of 8 kilos.
12:22 You heard what the people of Malok say about apples.
12:26 They are small. We also got a gift once.
12:28 I said, "I am a kid. I will put a paper on it."
12:32 "I will put a plate on it and I will put apples on it."
12:34 We got a gift once.
12:39 I gave it to an apple.
12:41 He said, "You are a smart man. You eat such small apples."
12:45 - Look, these people... - We didn't have apples.
12:48 - It was apple candy. - Look, these people don't know.
12:51 - Yes. - I want them to be educated.
12:54 - Now, we get one bite things. - Yes.
12:55 One bite pastry.
12:57 One bite sandwiches.
12:59 - That was one bite apple. - No, it was one bite.
13:02 It was big.
13:03 The smaller the apples were, the louder they screamed.
13:06 You don't know about Agha's bite.
13:10 Sir, she is here. Let go of my bite.
13:13 Agha, she got one bite melon.
13:16 - The apples Haroon gave us were delicious. - Yes.
13:22 - Thank you. - It was a good apple.
13:26 I will keep it here.
13:27 He is addicted to apples.
13:31 - I will give you a beating. - I got potatoes and bananas.
13:35 Wait a minute.
13:36 What is this?
13:38 What is the rate of vegetables?
13:40 The one that is being made.
13:42 - It is Rs. 800 per kilo. - What is the rate of spinach?
13:45 - Rs. 800. - Is it grown on the moon?
13:47 - What? - Rs. 800.
13:49 What is this? It is a good melon.
13:51 The market is very expensive.
13:54 We get a discount during Ramadan.
13:56 - Don't be silly. - We don't get discounts.
14:00 He is right.
14:02 - Tell him to reduce the rates. - Listen to me.
14:04 - Do you fast? - Yes.
14:06 God is not interested in your hunger.
14:09 He wants to teach you.
14:10 What does fasting teach you?
14:12 It teaches you to tolerate.
14:14 - Then you should tolerate. - Yes.
14:16 Help people in this month.
14:18 You will earn a lot.
14:20 This poor man is here.
14:21 Give him what he wants at a low rate.
14:24 Give me double or triple rate.
14:26 - Give him. - This is too much.
14:27 Give him the right rate.
14:28 Don't push me. Give me double.
14:31 - Listen to me. - I will give you 2 kilos of potatoes.
14:34 Listen to me.
14:35 - You want to sell vegetables. - Yes.
14:37 - This is your business. - Yes.
14:39 If you change your intention, it is a good deed.
14:42 If you don't change it, you will get 4 paise.
14:45 - Yes. - It is Ramadan.
14:48 People give us money from behind.
14:50 - Yes. - We sell vegetables there.
14:51 If they give you money from behind, you will be ahead.
14:54 Listen to me.
14:59 Pack the potatoes.
15:00 Give me 2 kilos of potatoes.
15:02 Take it. It is a good rate.
15:04 - I am not saying anything. - Don't push me.
15:07 - I will never reduce the rate. - Don't push me.
15:08 - You will have to take the rate. - Very good.
15:10 - God is merciful. - Yes.
15:12 - He takes prayers too. - Yes.
15:14 He earns profit all his life.
15:16 Yes. Hello.
15:18 Yes.
15:20 Where is this?
15:21 Come with Kale.
15:23 What?
15:24 Okay.
15:27 How many people live here?
15:29 450.
15:31 Okay.
15:32 450 plates. One plate is for 570.
15:36 What is the price of a plate for 570?
15:38 Fruit chaat.
15:39 - Fruit chaat? - Wow.
15:40 Oh my God.
15:42 One is from Giram Farosh and the other is from Giram Farosh.
15:44 Don't spoil my name.
15:45 Yes, brother.
15:46 Switch off the phone. Don't you dare give him cheap vegetables.
15:48 This is a plate for 150.
15:50 It is Ramadan month.
15:51 Your kids are so cheap.
15:53 Ladies and gentlemen, a short break.
15:58 Don't go anywhere. See you after the break.
16:00 This barren land has to be made into a gulshan.
16:02 Where do I have to put this?
16:04 - Let him put it. - Give it.
16:07 This barren land has to be made into a gulshan.
16:10 Do whatever you want. I don't want to bathe.
16:13 This barren land has to be made into a gulshan.
16:15 Do whatever you want. I don't want to bathe.
16:18 (laughing)