Robot Chicken Season 6 - Paranormal Activity Trailer HD
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00:00 [gunshots]
00:02 You know, Lois, Crypto might need a little snip-snip.
00:05 Sorry, old buddy. Gotta do it.
00:07 [gunshots]
00:08 It's for your own good, Crypto!
00:09 It'll reduce the probability of perennial adenomas!
00:12 That's ass cancer!
00:13 [gunshots]
00:14 Shit! Oh, shit!
00:16 [gunshots]
00:17 Oh! Damn!
00:18 [gunshots]
00:19 That's the golf I got!
00:20 [gunshots]
00:21 Those balls are coming off whether you like it or not!
00:24 [zapping]
00:25 Gonna assume you don't like it!
00:27 [zapping]
00:28 There now! That wasn't so bad, was it?
00:29 [zapping]
00:30 [screaming]
00:32 [screaming]
00:33 [sirens]
00:36 [whimpering]
00:37 [zapping]
00:38 Can I take your order, please?
00:39 Yeah, can I get a what-what?
00:40 What-what!
00:41 [zapping]
00:42 [zapping]
00:43 [eerie music]
00:45 ♪ ♪
00:50 [eerie music]
00:53 ♪ ♪
01:01 [upbeat music]
01:04 ♪ ♪
01:11 [sirens]
01:14 ♪ ♪
01:18 That ghost is awesome, dude!
01:20 Play it again!
01:21 [eerie music]
01:24 There once was a bird with a very happy life.
01:27 He had a nice nest, a nice car, hot wife.
01:30 But one day he gave his bedroom door a push
01:32 to see a bird in her hand and two in the bush.
01:35 The next day at his job as a bird on the wire,
01:39 he showed up too late, and his boss said, "You're fired."
01:42 On his drive home on the radio feed...
01:44 The fat pigs on Wall Street have all the seed!
01:48 And on the TV, more menacing words.
01:50 This land's for the pigs, not for the birds!
01:53 His nest repossessed, to his family a stranger.
01:56 He felt a new feeling.
01:58 Could this be anger?
02:00 He found other birds with ruffled-up feathers
02:02 and said, "If you're mad as hell, then let's flock together!"
02:05 They loaded him into a gigantic sling,
02:08 aimed at the palace of the evil Pig King.
02:10 He sailed toward the tyrants, blocking the sun.
02:13 The bird revolution had finally begun!
02:16 [thud]
02:17 [gasps]
02:19 Aw, dang it!
02:21 [silence]