• 7 months ago
The Oscars 2024 winners featured some surprises, but so did some of the intro segments to individual awards. I’ll go ahead and shoutout the Twins and Batman reunion with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito, John Mulaney hilariously popping off about Field of Dreams and Emily Blunt riffing with Ryan Gosling as highlights. Meanwhile, naked John Cena wasn’t on our bingo card, but that moment played off humorously and flawlessly too, though as it turns out there was never really any danger of anyone seeing more than they wanted of the actor and former WWE star.

Thank goodness that photographers are allowed backstage at the Oscars event, because as it turns out John Cena was pretty brazen during his allegedly “naked” bit, but he was never in any danger of causing a brouhaha during the live broadcast, or upsetting the Oscars censors in any way, shape, or form. In fact, he had fabric protecting his modesty at all times, even when he was attempting to streak on the stage while Jimmy Kimmel was presenting. Take a look, and please note the sandals.
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00:00I
00:02Changed my mind. I don't want to do this trick of it. You'll wrestle naked. Why not dude. I don't wrestle naked. I wrestle in jorts
00:10Jorts are worse than naked
00:21Costumes
00:23They are so important I
00:26Can't open the envelope
00:30Yeah, you look beautiful and the Oscar goes to

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