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00:00 You move forward. That doesn't even make any sense. Hey, that's all the game wants to play. So let's get started
00:05 Also, we have to unlock these areas and also the grand prize at the end is this door that leads to who knows what?
00:12 So what? It can't just be anything?
00:15 Here we go
00:17 This isn't fair like what if it asked me a private question that I gotta jump in front of the class to explain
00:22 Haha, sucks to be you then
00:24 What's just stopping us from jumping to the end?
00:27 Great idea! It's mine!
00:29 Oh yeah, he might die so...
00:31 Never have I ever flirted with someone to get what I want. Now remember, this is a bad addition
00:39 So if you've done it, you jump for it and I have
00:42 Oh, I definitely have that in me
00:44 What?
00:46 Wait, what?
00:48 Well, I try flirting with KC all the time and maybe it doesn't work every time but I do
00:52 What? Well, I just flirt with Aaron to get all this stuff
00:54 Wait, wait, wait, I flirt with you to get it back
00:57 Oh, god!
00:59 You know, I flirt with Aphmau
01:01 And now we know
01:03 Alright, so never have I ever skipped school
01:06 Uh, yeah, definitely
01:08 Well, that's not a shock
01:10 AHH!
01:12 Aphmau!
01:13 I skipped a school!
01:15 That's right!
01:17 I skipped school to go to the mall and I was so ashamed that I went to the food court and I couldn't do a quarter and I cried
01:23 Well, as you should be
01:25 Well, that explains why I couldn't find you when I was trying to bring you back
01:27 Yeah, wait!
01:29 That was so sweet of you but also that means you skipped school, right?
01:31 Right?
01:33 Fine, fine, alright
01:35 I only did it because of you
01:37 I never skipped school because it's the best place to sleep
01:39 KC, what about learning?
01:41 Okay, so never have I ever sent someone a dirty picture
01:44 Wait, what?
01:46 Oh
01:48 No one's moving forward, right?
01:50 You don't have to answer this one, okay?
01:52 Aaron, I think I do! I think I have to answer this one
01:54 No, no, no, really you don't
01:56 Yep
01:58 I have
02:00 Aphmau!
02:02 That's right, that's right I have
02:04 Oh, that's so spicy!
02:06 Can I see it?
02:08 Okay, alright, you know what? I'll show it right here, right now, live
02:10 Okay, so here's the thing
02:12 I have sent this!
02:14 So, okay, so it's a picture of my dirty laundry
02:16 I sent it to all of my followers on Instagram
02:18 Oh!
02:20 That's right, that's right
02:22 Because I'm the type of person that likes to clean
02:24 So I will do a before and after picture
02:26 So I sent a picture of my literal dirty laundry, that's right
02:28 Who would want to see that?
02:30 What do you mean who would want to see that, Aaron?
02:32 I still want to see it, hey, what did I tell you?
02:34 Alright, alright, alright, fine
02:36 Next question! Oh, the event is starting
02:38 What does that mean?
02:40 Oh!
02:42 Oh, this is a fun game
02:44 Letters? I'm sure that they're love letters
02:46 I think so, but I guess that means someone has to win
02:48 Let's go!
02:50 Uh, nope, I fell through!
02:52 Ah!
02:54 Okay, I've gotten lucky so far
02:56 Are these fake floors?
02:58 Oh, I hurt my ankle
03:00 I hurt my ankle
03:02 I hurt my ankle and I can't move forward
03:04 Oh no!
03:06 Oh no!
03:08 I am, I am
03:10 Okay, I gotta play smart
03:12 Guys, I'm gonna play smart, I'm gonna play so smart
03:14 Okay, okay, I finally got it
03:16 Oh!
03:18 Alright, alright
03:20 I'm gonna take a leap of faith, I know it's not that one
03:22 So, this one maybe?
03:24 Oh! Stay away from my square
03:26 Oh no!
03:28 *laughs*
03:30 Uh, up
03:32 And then up
03:34 I'm winning!
03:36 *fart*
03:38 My ankle broke again!
03:40 Oh my god!
03:42 I keep doing that
03:44 Someone's gonna have to jump ahead of me and figure out which one's the right one
03:46 Oh no
03:48 I gotta take a guess
03:50 *laughs*
03:52 *laughs*
03:54 *laughs*
03:56 *laughs*
03:58 My win!
04:00 *laughs*
04:02 Alright
04:04 Oh, never have I ever
04:06 had a romantic dream
04:08 about someone, oh my goodness
04:10 Um
04:12 *laughs*
04:14 Okay, fine
04:16 Yes, that's fine
04:18 Alright, look, fine, I've had a romantic dream
04:20 about Aaron all the time
04:22 Obviously, obviously Aaron
04:24 But, I had romantic
04:26 nightmares about Zane and Ian too
04:28 Oh!
04:30 No, it's my brain!
04:32 My brain, it's just, oh!
04:34 What about you Aaron, why don't you have a jubu?
04:36 I don't have romantic dreams because, you know, I'm just always dreaming
04:38 about you
04:40 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
04:42 I am not always in your dreams, okay? Who's in your dreams?
04:44 What are you talking about, there's no one else in my dreams
04:46 It's just you, it's just you!
04:48 That's not me, that's the dream I'm about! You're cheating on me with the dream
04:50 version of me! I can't, I can't
04:52 believe it!
04:54 I have romantic dreams
04:56 about Zane and
04:58 sadly one about Ian
05:00 I'm in your dreams too?
05:02 I'm so happy
05:04 Ian told him
05:06 Wait, hold on a second, if he's having dreams about you
05:08 that means that you're cheating on me with Ian!
05:10 What? No! Oh my gosh!
05:12 Well I dream about KC but she's dreaming
05:14 about Ian so she cheated on me!
05:16 I don't have romantic dreams though!
05:18 I think we've heard a lot about each other here in this first
05:20 Never Have I Ever, I'm gonna push the button because obviously
05:22 I won't
05:24 Oh, okay, so
05:26 I don't think that'll do anything! Ooh, I opened this one!
05:28 I'm gonna jump on it before the game
05:30 Ah! Ah!
05:32 Okay, I don't like the lava one
05:34 Oh, never have I ever made a shrine to
05:36 another player here
05:38 I'm gonna jump!
05:40 Oh, I fell off! I'm gonna try that again!
05:42 I am dying
05:44 I made one for KC and
05:46 it's really nice and you should see it sometime
05:48 KC! Oh, okay, sure!
05:50 I made one for Ken!
05:52 I'm disappointed in all of you
05:54 This is insane, right? Wait, Aph, who did you
05:56 make yours for? I made
05:58 one for you and I took all your stuff and your jacket
06:00 and everything and you're like "What?!"
06:02 I needed my jacket! Yeah,
06:04 sorry! Do you have any idea how much
06:06 this stuff costs? No, that's
06:08 totally on me. Anyway, Ian, who have you made a shrine to?
06:10 I don't wanna know! Never have
06:12 I... I... Never have I ever had a crush on
06:14 a teacher. Okay, I had like a little puppy
06:16 crush on my teacher when I was younger but that's about
06:18 it and yeah!
06:20 Then I saw Aaron. I don't wanna talk about... wait, what?
06:22 Yeah, teachers are gross!
06:26 Dude, you have the wrong teachers! Next question is
06:28 Huh?
06:30 Oh!
06:32 Yeah, we are!
06:34 It's for the question... Oh my gosh!
06:36 He's even uglier!
06:38 I don't wanna be here! I'm running out of here!
06:40 Oh! Hey, we got a hydration station
06:42 in the school!
06:44 We're doing pretty good! Oh no!
06:46 Oh no no no no no no! Gotta run!
06:48 Okay, run!
06:50 Is everyone okay? Run where?
06:52 Hello teacher, this is for you, please!
06:54 Run! Why you stay away from Aphmau!
06:56 Oh! No no no!
07:00 Can we close the door?
07:02 Oh my gosh!
07:04 I'm hiding behind here!
07:06 Aph, where'd you go?
07:08 There he is! Hey, it's mom over here!
07:10 Oh god, your mom's trying to kill me!
07:12 Guys, I think we're good!
07:16 We just gotta run away! Run! Get out of the school!
07:18 You're trying to get us out of school again, huh?
07:20 There's a door right here! We're going!
07:22 Go go go go go go go go go!
07:24 Oh, we're back!
07:26 Okay, what do I got? Oh hey guys, I got a prize!
07:28 Wait, what is that?
07:30 Wait, you want to date Ian?
07:32 No, stop!
07:34 Oh, is it full of gold?
07:36 Wait, what even?
07:38 Never have I ever
07:40 clogged somebody else's door.
07:42 Ah! Aaron!
07:46 What?
07:48 It was yours, but I fixed it, so it barely counts!
07:50 What? Okay! Fine!
07:52 Wait, did Zane move forward? Oh, he moved forward!
07:54 What?
07:56 Oh, there's a screen up there!
07:58 Oh man, that toilet's never getting unclogged!
08:00 You clogged the toilet in my house!
08:04 Well Aphmau, you know, it's just that I really needed to go.
08:06 You had your bathroom and there wasn't a Buc-Ease around, so...
08:08 A Buc-Ease?!
08:10 What are you talking about?!
08:12 I really needed to go!
08:14 Well then that's Aph's fault! You should have stopped at a Buc-Ease!
08:16 What is a Buc-Ease?!
08:18 Okay, we had to take a break because I had to figure out
08:20 what a Buc-Ease was in Texas.
08:22 It's like Disneyland of gas stations, apparently.
08:24 It seems magical.
08:26 Yeah, I... Why are you doing that, Aaron?!
08:28 I don't know, I just thought I'd have a good time!
08:30 Okay, alright, let's continue playing the game. I also wanted to get some...
08:32 Never have I ever lied to get out of a date.
08:34 Oh!
08:36 Oh!
08:38 What?!
08:40 Well, I cancelled on Zane because I wanted to go to a concert!
08:42 Oh!
08:44 Oh, Zane, you cancelled!
08:46 Well, I mean, yeah, there was a Science Expo one time.
08:48 You should understand.
08:50 You cancelled on another date!
08:52 You cancelled on my date!
08:54 Well, I always wanted to be there.
08:56 Yeah, that's kind of a stupid way to cancel a date, right?
08:58 I mean, I go on so many dates that have, uh...
09:00 You have no dates!
09:02 Okay, but I've never lied to cancel one!
09:04 Get the shrine in!
09:06 Well, Zane, you won! Press the button!
09:08 If someone would ask me on a date.
09:10 Oh, the luck!
09:12 I'm gonna jump this time!
09:14 Okay.
09:16 I could have just jumped their game, but thanks, I guess.
09:18 Never have I ever rage quit a game.
09:20 Oh, yeah, I...
09:22 What?!
09:24 What did you rage quit?!
09:26 I rage quit Animal Crossing.
09:28 It was just a stupid game, I couldn't take it anymore!
09:30 Wait, Animal Crossing?!
09:32 I fell off again.
09:34 I tried it because I knew that you loved it, alright?
09:36 And I just knew that if I played that game, that we could play it together.
09:38 And that you loved it so much, I just wanted to give it a small try, you know?
09:40 Yes, I love that game!
09:42 It's my favorite game!
09:44 I have a good city of cats going right now!
09:46 You didn't tell me the whole game was about waiting!
09:48 I'm doing chores, and I'm doing more chores!
09:50 It's pretty boring.
09:52 Why would I do that? Why would I do it in real life already?
09:54 That's the point of the game! It's supposed to be like you're living your life in the animal world!
09:56 Back me up on this, okay?
09:58 I don't want to mow grass in real life, so I don't want to mow grass in a game!
10:00 Well, I'm just saying that...
10:02 I agree with Ian on this one!
10:04 You just like the game because you don't dig up weeds in real life!
10:06 Okay, it's a point...
10:08 You know, I'm just gonna rage quit Minecraft right now, because I cannot believe this.
10:10 What is that?
10:12 Oh, there's a monster.
10:14 I don't think gray is my color.
10:16 Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
10:18 Oh, there's a heart!
10:20 Guys, you gotta get the hearts!
10:22 It gives you back your color, and maybe the mob won't attack you.
10:24 Oh, that was my heart!
10:26 Nice, well, too bad. I took it.
10:28 Anyway, so I want to tell you guys, I rage quit Duolingo.
10:30 Wait, what?
10:32 Yeah, and you lost your whole streak, too!
10:34 Yeah, I lost my 100-day streak, okay?
10:36 Why would you rage quit Duolingo?
10:38 Because I...
10:40 Zane, listen, you'll just never understand.
10:42 Okay, well, why did you guys rage quit?
10:44 Okay, while we're in this game, we're being chased by this monster!
10:46 Oh, my God!
10:48 Wirtle was really hard today.
10:50 Wirtle?
10:52 Yeah, what was today's word? I couldn't think of it.
10:54 Dude, I got it in two!
10:56 You got it in two?
10:58 Wow, it's almost like you have to wait.
11:00 Like, games that you wait and you have fun in.
11:02 Oh, I won!
11:04 Ah!
11:06 What?
11:08 Oh, gray!
11:10 Look what happened. You know what?
11:12 I'm still the blank and white.
11:14 Never have I ever been on a double date!
11:16 Zane's still blank and white!
11:18 Yep, yep, pretty normal for me, Ian.
11:20 Oh, he just looks the same.
11:22 Oh, wait, oh, been on a double date?
11:24 Oh, yeah, yeah.
11:26 Yeah, we all have been on a double date.
11:28 Um...
11:30 It's okay, Ian, it's okay.
11:32 I've never been on a single date.
11:34 I don't want to go on a date.
11:36 Never have I ever gone through someone's stuff.
11:38 Oh, yeah, all of us.
11:40 Yeah, yeah, I've gone through your stuff.
11:42 What? Oh, I borrowed a bunch of diamonds!
11:44 Yeah, I had to go through Aphmau's stuff.
11:46 I needed red stones.
11:48 Wow, I guess I'm the only person who also goes through everyone's stuff.
11:50 What?
11:52 How dare you!
11:54 Okay, alright, so, never have I ever
11:56 faked a story to get a date.
11:58 Oh, I got this one! I got this one, so yes.
12:00 I have.
12:02 I have. Okay, so I gotta admit.
12:04 So, I faked being hurt
12:06 so Aaron could pick me up and take me on
12:08 to the hospital.
12:10 I know, but Aaron, we went there.
12:12 The hospital food was great.
12:14 No it wasn't!
12:16 Remember? And then we got the...
12:18 It was so nice.
12:20 Okay, you know what? Who does?
12:22 You know, I think that's actually a really smart idea.
12:24 I once tried to fake being hurt
12:26 so I could get Kasey's attention,
12:28 but then she came over and saw me on the ground and just left!
12:30 Oh, man.
12:32 I did think you were dead.
12:34 Oh, I was dead?
12:36 I was dead?
12:38 And you left me there?
12:40 Ian, why aren't you telling the story? You fake every story.
12:42 I don't know which ones are real anymore,
12:44 so, you know, I just... You told me you were a billionaire once,
12:46 you told me you had a Lamborghini once, you told me you had a Bugatti
12:48 once, you told me that... Hey, I had a Lamborghini,
12:50 it just wasn't mine. You told me you were handsome once, you told me you were
12:52 a nice one. Okay, you know what? I'm pushing the button. Bye.
12:54 Oh, guys, it's time!
12:56 It's time!
12:58 I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it, I made it!
13:00 Okay, let's go.
13:02 Ready? Never have I ever
13:04 worn a thong. What?
13:06 I don't understand!
13:08 What part of that word
13:10 also means sandals?
13:12 Sandals?
13:14 Okay, alright, so this is something that we learned a long time
13:16 ago. Apparently, some people call
13:18 sandals thongs. Yeah, Garth told me.
13:20 Wait, in what country?
13:22 British! Why? What?
13:24 That's not a real place. Babe, I think
13:26 you mean England, right? Yeah, that place, okay?
13:28 Well, if that's what it means...
13:30 Yeah, sandals. Yeah, I've worn sandals.
13:32 Oh, so everyone's wearing thongs now, huh?
13:34 You don't have to put it like that!
13:36 Never have I ever been
13:38 asked on a date by Ian.
13:40 What? Hey, this is targeted!
13:42 I can't move forward now! Yeah, I can move forward.
13:44 Well, yeah. What?!
13:46 Okay, okay, let me explain.
13:48 You're on the beans! What happened?
13:50 So one time I dressed up as Aphmau. What?! Don't ask!
13:52 And then Ian came up to me and asked me
13:54 if I wanted to go on a date. Oh! And at first I was like,
13:56 "Ew, disgusting!" But then,
13:58 I was a little hungry, so I thought, "Maybe I can get a free meal
14:00 out of this." So I got a 20-piece meal.
14:02 What the?! And it was the worst date ever
14:04 because you hogged all the nuggets
14:06 and I didn't get to keep any for myself.
14:08 Oh, and Aphmau, I gotta tell you something really
14:10 serious here. Ian picked his toenails
14:12 at the dinner table. Ew!
14:14 Oh my gosh! Ew! What? I'm not gonna
14:16 eat with dirty toenails. Who does that?
14:18 He also sneezes without covering his mouth. It's awful. Wait a minute.
14:20 So you got the 20-piece nugget. Aaron?
14:22 Where's my 20-piece nugget?
14:24 You said you're on a diet! Well, now he got it! I want it!
14:26 Those are my nuggets! Are you on the diet or are you not on the diet?
14:28 You can go on a date with me. I'll get you
14:30 a 20-piece nugget. Oh my gosh! I will get you
14:32 a 20-piece nugget.
14:34 Alright, there we go.
14:36 Fine. I want a bikini.
14:38 Well, then, let's have a snack after this, alright?
14:40 Thank you. Okay, never mind. I want a
14:42 bikini. I want a bikini. What?!
14:44 Wait, what?! Zane! Like I said,
14:46 I had to dress up as Aphmau one
14:48 time and all girls wear bikinis
14:50 under their clothes. What?! I don't!
14:52 Are you hearing this nonsense? I am! I can't believe
14:54 this! What'd I say? What? We don't wear
14:56 bikini under our- What?!
14:58 Okay, okay, sure, sure. A
15:00 bikini- Okay, let me get over there. Let me get over there.
15:02 A bikini, right? A bikini- A bikini
15:04 is for swimming.
15:06 That's a fruit. Stop it. No. It's for
15:08 swimming. It's a sandwich. It's for sw- Stop it!
15:10 Oh! Oh my god! Okay. It is. It's for swimming.
15:12 A bikini is for swimming.
15:14 We wear like, underwear and bra stuff, you know?
15:16 Like, jeez. Ugh. Yeah! Did you guys hear this?
15:18 I thought you'd know this, Zane. This is basic stuff, man!
15:20 Yeah, it is- Okay, alright.
15:22 Yeah, we all totally knew it.
15:24 Never have I ever not looked both ways before
15:26 crossing the street. Well, I have, so I guess I have to step forward.
15:28 Oh, totally. Yep. Oh.
15:30 I have not once.
15:32 Once! Once!
15:34 You have now!
15:36 I am shocked! Still.
15:38 The first time- This is why I always talk about it.
15:40 The first time, the- the- both the
15:42 streets, they- they took my parents.
15:44 My mom has died and she died.
15:46 That's not true! Your mom was trying to kill me last week!
15:48 Okay, Aaron, stop it, okay? Okay, but look.
15:50 Alright, I almost- I almost got- when I was
15:52 a little itty-bitty-bitty, I almost got hit by a car.
15:54 Uh-huh. Yeah. And that's why I always
15:56 say, everyone, you need to look both ways when crossing the street.
15:58 Don't look on your phone! Phone's not working! Anyways, open the door.
16:00 Woo! Oh, we made it.
16:02 Wait, what? We get to go? Let's see what happens!
16:04 Woo!
16:06 Guys! Guys! We're here!
16:08 Wait, what am I looking at here?
16:10 We're at a bookcase! Oh, wow!
16:12 I thought you were making that up!
16:14 This is a real place! I- I can't-
16:16 I can't believe it! Let me get my-
16:18 Let me get my- let me get my camera out. Guys, I can
16:20 get my camera out. Okay. Wait, wait.
16:22 So, does that mean- Does that mean
16:24 the nuggets- the nuggies are real?
16:26 You can get the nuggies! Guys, let's run inside!
16:28 I have to be in the nuggies! Let's go!
16:30 Oh my god, we're here!
16:32 Guys, this is bookcase!
16:34 It's huge! I want a picture with them!
16:36 Take a picture!
16:38 Me!