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Eid kay Din Hoshyarian kay Fankar Hain Mehman,Haroon Rafiq nay Khail kay Show Main Daal Di Jan
Eid kay Din Hoshyarian kay Fankar Hain Mehman,Haroon Rafiq nay Khail kay Show Main Daal Di Jan
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan."
00:02 Greetings, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq.
00:04 On behalf of my team and the entire ARY team,
00:07 I wish you a very happy Eid.
00:10 Friends, the guests we have invited for Hoshiyaariyaan
00:15 are my Hoshiyaariyaan family.
00:18 Wow!
00:21 And today we have decorated an Eid lounge.
00:25 We wanted to spend Eid with you.
00:29 In your homes, in your love,
00:32 to talk to you, to chat with you.
00:33 So the best solution we came up with
00:36 was to set up a lounge here
00:39 and invite you.
00:41 And we will be completely casual in front of you.
00:44 Just like you are at home,
00:46 just like we are your guests and you are our guests.
00:48 Everyone will sit in a lounge and enjoy the Eid celebrations.
00:52 So today I will start with myself.
00:56 I was born in Lahore.
00:58 - Wow! - Wow!
01:00 - You were born in Lahore? - Yes.
01:01 Then how come you speak Urdu so well?
01:03 Can't you speak Urdu well in Lahore?
01:05 There is Urdu in Lahore.
01:07 - No, there is no such thing. - No?
01:09 - I know that as well. - Really?
01:10 See, that is a dialect of this place.
01:12 'Yaar ki kaana biyaara' I know all of that.
01:14 No, you were from Chakwal.
01:17 Someone said, "I was from Mahidolal, Chamundi."
01:19 Sir, you look so cute when you are stuck.
01:24 Mom, believe me.
01:28 Noor Jehan looks 60 years old.
01:31 Why do you look like you are at someone's reception?
01:35 Why do you look like you are here to see someone's proposal?
01:37 - You are so naughty. - Why do you look like
01:39 you are not looking good in both of these?
01:41 All that is fine. Why are you saying that to me?
01:44 I am saying that you will start after the henna ceremony.
01:49 One second. Can I have some popcorns, please?
01:54 - Yes, why not? - I am very hungry.
01:56 - Yes. - We will tell the audience
01:58 that he has done all this.
01:59 - He is eating again. - Look at this.
02:01 All three of them have eaten before the show started.
02:04 - This.. - Hello.
02:05 - If.. - We gave you the cheque.
02:07 Come and eat.
02:08 Mr. Arun, what do you have?
02:12 I have popcorns and chips.
02:14 Sir, you are searching for the morning.
02:16 My car is also not working. What is this?
02:18 Sir, we are running out of popcorn.
02:19 Our Eid is getting ruined. Get some more popcorn.
02:22 - Okay. Don't worry. - You both say it.
02:24 I think I am going to test you.
02:26 You both will keep talking. I am going to have some popcorn.
02:30 She didn't say yes.
02:32 I thought she was going to have popcorn first.
02:36 - Sir, so many.. - One biscuit.
02:37 Get one biscuit.
02:38 Give it to her. She is a girl.
02:41 - I will get the biscuit. - Why don't you get it yourself?
02:44 - Because you are gone. - I am a girl.
02:46 I am fed up of this.
02:47 Do something.
02:48 Do this and that. I am your servant.
02:50 - God.. - She is doing it for the last time.
02:52 - Come on, pick it up. - You are my elder sister.
02:54 - Elder sister.. - She is doing it for the last time.
02:56 She is not saying it in her old age.
02:58 - My son, do this for me. - Yes.
03:00 If my daughter laughs, she will give me a kilo of milk.
03:03 Should I eat Gulab Jamun or camera?
03:06 - Why only Gulab Jamun? - Why?
03:09 Give me a full sari.
03:11 Ameera Mir, how are you feeling after coming on the show?
03:16 I understood.
03:20 I am a little emotional.
03:22 - What happened, Ameera? - I am feeling very happy.
03:26 - I am happy to be with such good people. - Where are they?
03:29 - She is talking about me. - I am talking about all of them.
03:31 Why does a girl try to fit in with a man?
03:35 I don't try to fit in with anyone.
03:37 - If.. - I try to fit in with girls.
03:38 If he tries to fit in, he will fit in with a lot of girls.
03:42 You guys are talking too much.
03:45 - Let me see. - Oh, God!
03:47 - Look at her sari. - I will..
03:49 Sit there. Take a seat.
03:53 - Okay. - You guys eat all the food like this?
03:56 - I am not hungry. - Okay.
03:58 If we keep talking like this, the show will be ruined.
04:01 That's a good thing.
04:02 Let's play a game.
04:06 - Yay! - We have a game ready.
04:09 - What? - The game is called 'Blind man's Poker'.
04:13 - Okay. - On everyone's forehead..
04:14 - Or on anyone's forehead, as Mr. Danish says.. - Okay.
04:17 A picture will be put on their forehead.
04:20 You will be given five questions.
04:22 You have to guess what is on their foreheads.
04:25 If you get it right, you are that thing.
04:29 You are not a human.
04:30 Who will go first?
04:32 Mr. Agha, Mr. Salim, the deceased..
04:34 - I am Dasan Keep. - And I am..
04:36 Mr. Agha, what are you?
04:41 - A personality? - No.
04:43 - But he is a personality. - He is a personality.
04:45 Some personalities are like that.
04:47 But he is not a human. You can say that.
04:50 - Definitely, he is an animal. - Yes.
04:51 You know that.
04:53 - He is an animal. - Yes.
04:57 - Second question. - He is a scary animal.
05:00 - No. - No, he is not scary.
05:01 - No, he is not scary. - No, he is not scary.
05:03 - He is not scary. - No, no.
05:04 One second. Mr. Haroon, he should be subjective.
05:07 Who knows? I am scared of him.
05:09 If you are scared, then why are you being smart with him for three years?
05:17 He is very smart.
05:18 - He is very smart. - Really?
05:19 No, no. Mr. Salim, I am not talking about Mr. Agha.
05:23 I am talking about the one who is sitting on his head.
05:25 Okay, okay. He jumps a lot.
05:28 - A lot. - A lot.
05:29 He jumps a lot.
05:30 - Tell him that he is a complete.. - Hey, hey.
05:33 - He is a complete character. - That's what I am saying.
05:35 - Okay. - He is a character.
05:36 He is a character.
05:38 Tell him now.
05:39 Mr. Agha is always eager to meet you.
05:44 He says that his elder brother hasn't come.
05:45 What?
05:46 He is shy.
05:49 Oh, you have reached.
05:53 - You have reached. - No.
05:54 What are you?
05:56 He is a monkey.
05:57 - Okay, Mr. Salim. - What am I?
06:05 - I am a human being. - No, you are not a human being.
06:07 Am I a thing to be cared for?
06:08 - Or am I a creature? - Five, six, seven questions.
06:11 - Okay. - He is not asking a single question.
06:12 - You are not a human being. - I am not a human being.
06:15 - Are you saying that? - Yes.
06:17 - He is a creature. - Am I a creature?
06:18 No, you are not a creature.
06:19 Two questions.
06:20 Is it used?
06:22 On Eid, it is used a lot.
06:25 - Tell him. - If you allow me, I can give you a hint.
06:28 - Go ahead. - It is used in songs too.
06:31 - Oh, that's a big hint. - Oh, that's a big hint.
06:34 You are giving a hint.
06:35 - You are giving a hint to your friends. - Sir, I too will give a hint.
06:38 If you get this hint, you will be upset. Sorry.
06:40 - Yes. - Because it's a game.
06:41 Sir, it is available in shops.
06:44 Is it used to eat or wear?
06:46 It is used to eat.
06:47 - Used to eat? - Used to eat.
06:49 - Is it used to sleep? - No.
06:51 - He has lost. - Oh, no.
06:53 - It is used to sleep. - Oh, no.
06:56 - It is used to sleep. - Oh, no.
06:59 - It is used to sleep. - Oh, no.
07:01 Which person eats a lot in the morning?
07:04 I will tell you.
07:05 - Go ahead. - It is used to eat.
07:08 - It is used to eat. - It is used to eat.
07:11 It is used to chew.
07:13 Is it made of metal?
07:15 - Are you mad? - Are you mad?
07:17 What metal do you chew?
07:18 I have chewed iron bars many times.
07:20 Okay, it is not made of metal.
07:23 - Two questions are over. - Two questions are over.
07:24 Is it edible?
07:28 - Yes. - It is edible.
07:30 - Is it sweet? - Yes.
07:32 It is sweet. Four questions are over.
07:33 - Can I give a hint for the fifth question? - Please.
07:37 - There are five questions. - Yes.
07:39 - One hint is given. - What is it?
07:40 It is related to love.
07:42 - It is related to love? - Yes.
07:44 - Yes. - Hey!
07:46 I don't understand what is related to love.
07:48 - Anyway, what she is trying to say is used in a song. - Yes.
07:51 - I am a big hint. - Give it.
07:53 It comes from here to here.
07:55 Yes, this is a good hint.
07:58 If there is a hint like this, it will be fun.
08:00 You are very clear. Otherwise, the rest of the people..
08:01 No, your heart will never get cool.
08:03 - You didn't understand. - I don't understand.
08:07 But I would like to guess.
08:09 Sir, it is sweet and this is also..
08:12 It is related to..
08:15 - It is related to.. - It is related to..
08:17 - It is related to.. - It is related to..
08:19 It is related to.. How is it eaten?
08:21 It is related to..
08:23 No, it is over. He has given the answer.
08:25 - It is over. - It is over.
08:26 - It is over. - It is over.
08:28 - I will give you one more hint. - Please.
08:30 - The last hint. - Yes.
08:31 - If it is not prepared.. - Yes.
08:34 Then the fun that is done with it..
08:37 No, no, no.
08:38 - It is a fun. - Yes.
08:39 - It is a fun. - Yes.
08:42 - No, no, this is not.. - If it is not prepared
08:43 then fold it again and again.
08:45 - And because of this.. - Oh, this is sugarcane.
08:47 - No. - Because of this..
08:49 - You have lost. - You have lost.
08:51 Sir, you said that it is related to foot and inches.
08:54 - Sir, this is related to eyes. - Candery.
08:56 - Yes. - Candery.
08:58 - Oh. - Oh.
09:00 - Go ahead. - Go ahead.
09:02 - Mr. Danish. - Okay.
09:04 Am I a thing?
09:06 Yes, you are a big thing.
09:07 But you are a human.
09:08 - Okay. - Sir, don't misguide.
09:10 Yes.
09:11 - You are a human. - You can say that.
09:14 - Yes. - You can say that.
09:16 Usually people call him a human who doesn't know him.
09:18 They say that he is a human.
09:19 The closest. The closest to a human.
09:22 Is he a talented person?
09:24 - He is a talented person. - He is a talented person.
09:26 He is a talented person.
09:27 He is a very smart man.
09:30 - Yes. - Oh.
09:31 - He is telling the truth. - I think he is feeling it on his forehead.
09:35 - Yes. - Is it so right?
09:36 - I don't know. - How are you getting it so right?
09:39 - I have done two meals. - No.
09:41 You gave such hints. I didn't get it.
09:43 Is he a singer?
09:45 He can't even sing.
09:46 He is a singer.
09:48 But the reason is that he is a singer.
09:51 - No. - Oh.
09:53 - No. - Last question.
09:55 - Okay. - But if he sings, he will be a singer.
09:57 - No. - Yes.
09:58 - Okay. - After 10 years.
10:00 - He is more.. - He is a good singer.
10:03 He is a fool. He will hit you.
10:05 Oh.
10:07 Oh.
10:08 Is it a comedy?
10:13 - Comedy. - Comedy.
10:14 - Film. - You can sing.
10:15 - Should I give him a hint? - Yes.
10:17 He has taken a bath on this seat.
10:19 I didn't get the hint.
10:20 - It was a comedy. - Yes.
10:24 So, he is one of Vicky and Goga.
10:27 - Oh. - Oh.
10:28 - Why will you tell that? - Tell one.
10:30 - You are shy. - You lost.
10:32 - One minute. - Okay.
10:32 Then I will deduce the result.
10:35 Because people always talk good about Vicky.
10:38 He must be Goga.
10:40 Let's move on.
10:43 I will ask a question to Irza and he will answer.
10:47 Okay.
10:48 Irza, am I a human or a thing?
10:51 - Thing. - You are an anchor.
10:53 - Am I something to eat? - No.
10:54 Two questions.
10:55 But you can put it on your mouth.
10:58 Very good.
11:04 Is it used to eat?
11:06 - No. - No.
11:07 - Three questions. - People eat it.
11:10 What is it that I can put on my mouth
11:13 but I can't eat it?
11:15 - It's not edible. - Yes.
11:17 Why will I put it on my mouth?
11:19 Okay.
11:20 Tell me where it is at home.
11:24 It is found at every place
11:28 where there is a celebration or children.
11:30 - My last question. - Very big.
11:32 One minute. Last question.
11:34 What is it made of?
11:36 - This will be answered. - No.
11:38 - This will be answered. - No.
11:40 Okay, last question.
11:41 Is it on fire?
11:43 - No. - It can be on fire
11:46 if it is of a big size.
11:48 Okay.
11:49 - I understood. - Are you done?
11:52 - I am a... - He is crazy.
11:54 I am a thing
11:58 that can be put on my mouth
12:00 but not to eat.
12:01 Why can I put it on my mouth?
12:03 It can be used to pull the glass.
12:07 - Yes. - Or to fill air in something.
12:09 - Oh. - So, fire is a big thing.
12:12 Even small glasses have fire.
12:14 I think I am wrong.
12:15 - Yes. - Yes.
12:19 - I gave a big hint. - Yes.
12:21 - He gave a big hint. - Yes.
12:22 - It doesn't work. - He gave it on a simple question.
12:24 - Which coffee? - We win on six questions.
12:26 - No. - He gave it. He didn't give it.
12:27 - He won. - He won.
12:28 - Give him a round of applause. - Applause.
12:31 - Okay. - Wow.
12:33 - Wow. - Wow.
12:34 Monkeys don't win.
12:35 We will meet after a short break. Don't go anywhere.
12:44 Where will I find my beloved?
12:47 Where will I find my beloved?
12:54 Wow.
12:56 - Wow. - He was waiting for a long time.
13:00 I think he is fighting with a five foot tall man.
13:03 - He is jumping around. - Yes.
13:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]