The Date Whisperer Full Movie (2023)

Onadore Channel

7 months ago

Transcript

00:00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:00:28 You've never been to Alaska?

00:00:30 My favorite is Juneau.

00:00:31 The hiking is incredible.

00:00:34 You have to get up there.

00:00:35 It's amazing, like breathtaking.

00:00:38 They have these pine forests that seem so dense.

00:00:41 Oh, you're so dense.

00:00:42 But then when the sun hits just right,

00:00:44 it creates these ribbons of light.

00:00:48 Seriously, ribbons.

00:00:49 It's--

00:00:50 Gross?

00:00:51 Perfect.

00:00:53 Wow.

00:00:54 This has been--

00:00:58 Really nice.

00:01:00 You're--

00:01:02 Lame.

00:01:03 Boring.

00:01:04 Jenny, did you hear that story about his mom

00:01:06 embarrassing him with baby photos?

00:01:07 Clearly loads of family trauma there.

00:01:09 Amazing.

00:01:10 Amazing.

00:01:12 What?

00:01:13 No.

00:01:13 No, Jenny.

00:01:14 This one is going to dump you like a sack of potatoes

00:01:17 the minute his mom disses your cooking.

00:01:19 I'm sorry.

00:01:20 This one's a dud.

00:01:22 We should do this again sometime.

00:01:24 That chance.

00:01:26 I'd love to.

00:01:27 What?

00:01:28 No.

00:01:28 No, no, no, no, no.

00:01:29 Jenny?

00:01:30 Jenny, I'm your date whisperer.

00:01:31 And I am telling you that this clingy mama's boy is bad news.

00:01:35 You look beautiful.

00:01:37 I do?

00:01:37 Oh.

00:01:42 Oh, you do not know where those lips have been.

00:01:44 Jenny?

00:01:45 Uh-uh.

00:01:45 Tim, can you excuse me for a second?

00:01:47 Yes?

00:01:56 Sam, what are you doing?

00:02:00 I'm eating trail mix.

00:02:02 This is the best date I've had in months.

00:02:04 You're supposed to be helping me.

00:02:06 You're supposed to be the best date whisperer there is.

00:02:09 Why are you ruining this?

00:02:10 No, Jenny.

00:02:11 I'm saving you.

00:02:13 He's awful.

00:02:14 No, you're awful.

00:02:16 And you're also fired.

00:02:17 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:02:19 Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, I'm really sorry.

00:02:20 I'm sorry.

00:02:20 Let's just give this-- no, Jenny.

00:02:24 Another one, Sam?

00:02:27 What happened this time?

00:02:28 Well, I mean, he kept talking about wanting

00:02:31 to take her to the pine forest in some mountain somewhere.

00:02:33 I mean, what if he was a serial killer

00:02:35 and she was his next victim?

00:02:37 I might have just saved her life.

00:02:39 He's a park ranger.

00:02:41 Yeah, but you know anyone can say they're a park ranger.

00:02:43 This isn't a joke, Sam.

00:02:44 This is your job.

00:02:45 People come to us, rely on us to help them

00:02:49 through their first few crucial dates.

00:02:51 Love and Whispers has built a reputation

00:02:53 on being the best of the best in live date coaching.

00:02:56 And you, Sam, you were our top whisperer.

00:02:59 What happened?

00:03:00 I know your parents splitting up has been hard.

00:03:06 But you've got to pull yourself together.

00:03:09 I know.

00:03:10 I know, I know.

00:03:10 Brianna, I am--

00:03:11 I really am so sorry.

00:03:12 One more chance, Sam.

00:03:15 And if your next client doesn't connect

00:03:17 with the person of their dreams within our standard three

00:03:20 dates, I'm going to have no choice but to fire you.

00:03:24 Fired?

00:03:26 But you are the best whisperer that we have.

00:03:28 Yeah, no, it was.

00:03:30 Yeah, she made that painfully clear.

00:03:32 OK, so what are you going to do?

00:03:33 I don't know, Jen.

00:03:34 I can't afford to lose this job.

00:03:36 But it's like, I can't shake off this funk, you know?

00:03:39 It's like, I just--

00:03:40 I see myself out there.

00:03:41 And I'm just like, tearing into these guys.

00:03:43 And I'm just like, Sam, no.

00:03:47 Wait, OK, so confusion.

00:03:49 Are you trapped in a well in this scenario?

00:03:51 And just--

00:03:52 No, not a well.

00:03:53 I was going for a slow motion thing.

00:03:55 Like, Sam, no.

00:03:57 Oh, oh, like, Sam.

00:04:01 OK, stop, Jen.

00:04:02 What am I going to do about this?

00:04:04 Well, tonight, tonight you're going to have fun.

00:04:06 What?

00:04:07 Why am I--

00:04:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:04:11 Yeah, no, I forgot about that.

00:04:12 Sam, you forgot?

00:04:14 Come on.

00:04:14 It's your dad's engagement party.

00:04:16 You're his best woman.

00:04:17 Yeah, no, I know.

00:04:19 It's just-- it's all happening really fast, you know?

00:04:23 Six months ago, he was married to my mom.

00:04:25 We were a family.

00:04:27 And now it's--

00:04:27 I know, I know.

00:04:28 It's-- it's a lot of change, really quick.

00:04:30 Your mom is now in Florida with her boyfriend.

00:04:32 And your dad's engaged to a gorgeous, gorgeous fashion

00:04:34 designer.

00:04:34 And everyone is happy, except for you.

00:04:39 You're still going to come, right?

00:04:44 Of course I'm still going to come.

00:04:45 Come on.

00:04:46 You know I wouldn't miss a chance

00:04:47 to embarrass myself in front of LA's fashion elite.

00:04:50 Thank you.

00:04:51 I wouldn't miss it.

00:04:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:04:56 Please just stay by my side like that the whole time, right?

00:05:09 I-- I--

00:05:09 I feel like I should have worn the other dress.

00:05:12 Maybe a little bo peep-ish.

00:05:14 Oh, Jen, there he is.

00:05:16 He's literally looking right at me.

00:05:18 I know.

00:05:18 It's your time.

00:05:19 Jenny Bear.

00:05:20 Sammy Bear.

00:05:21 Hey, just-- just Sam.

00:05:23 It's fine.

00:05:25 And Jen?

00:05:26 I'll take Jenny Bear.

00:05:28 Nice.

00:05:29 Congratulations.

00:05:30 Thank you.

00:05:31 Could you come over and talk to Frankie?

00:05:33 He said they were talking to his fashion friends.

00:05:35 And you would really save me from all that

00:05:37 what's new this season talk.

00:05:40 Yes, I would love that.

00:05:41 Wait, first we're going to grab a drink from the bar.

00:05:43 But we'll-- we'll be over in a second.

00:05:46 OK.

00:05:48 Sam, I really want to just go pretend

00:05:49 a matter in the world of fashion.

00:05:50 Jen, I need a drink, OK?

00:05:52 OK, bye.

00:05:53 It's fine, but literally I can't help smiling.

00:05:59 Hi.

00:06:00 Hi.

00:06:01 Hi, hi, sorry.

00:06:03 Sorry, it's for the grooms.

00:06:05 Promise, promise.

00:06:05 Can I get two apple rhubarb coolers, please?

00:06:07 Cool, cool.

00:06:09 What's in that?

00:06:10 Yeah, I'm not a bartender.

00:06:14 I'm a waiter.

00:06:16 Not even really a waiter, actually.

00:06:17 I'm an actor.

00:06:19 Um, oh, please.

00:06:21 No sweat, pal.

00:06:22 It's apple juice, apple cider vinegar, just a dash,

00:06:24 then sparkling rhubarb soda, and a stem of ginger.

00:06:27 You're good to go.

00:06:28 That's wrong.

00:06:30 I'm sorry, what's that now?

00:06:31 What?

00:06:32 Did you say something?

00:06:34 Well, I was just saying it's the syrup

00:06:36 from a jar of stem ginger, not the actual stem.

00:06:40 That would be a choking hazard.

00:06:42 Oh, I mean, so is ice.

00:06:45 I mean, the syrup is just sugar.

00:06:47 It's clearly the root.

00:06:49 I'm sorry, I'm not the one who's wrong.

00:06:51 You are.

00:06:52 Oh, no.

00:06:53 I'm sorry.

00:06:54 Excuse-- I'm-- I'm what?

00:06:56 Wrong.

00:06:59 Did you guys just maybe, like, want a soda or something?

00:07:02 No, it's the syrup.

00:07:04 It's the root, and I would bet money on it.

00:07:07 Oh, why bet money?

00:07:09 If I'm right, you can drink all the syrup in the jar.

00:07:12 And if I'm right, you can eat all the ginger roots.

00:07:14 So many antioxidants to keep you from feeling sick over losing.

00:07:18 Jen?

00:07:19 It's the syrup.

00:07:21 Hmm.

00:07:22 You guys are so weird.

00:07:24 OK.

00:07:24 You heard-- I think I said syrup, right?

00:07:26 I did say that.

00:07:27 Double or nothing.

00:07:28 Nope.

00:07:29 I'm happy with my win.

00:07:30 Thank you.

00:07:30 Two sodas.

00:07:31 Cool.

00:07:32 Got it?

00:07:34 You know what?

00:07:34 Triple or nothing.

00:07:35 Come on, anything you want to bet on.

00:07:37 I'm really good.

00:07:38 Thank you.

00:07:39 Here.

00:07:40 Thank you.

00:07:40 Thanks.

00:07:41 Here you go, Jen.

00:07:42 This is for me.

00:07:43 And-- and that's for you.

00:07:49 Enjoy.

00:07:50 Come on, Jen.

00:07:51 I'm Matt, by the way.

00:07:55 I'm the best man.

00:07:56 I know who you are, best man.

00:07:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:08:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:08:09 Come on.

00:08:18 Come dance.

00:08:19 You love dancing.

00:08:20 Come on.

00:08:21 Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen.

00:08:22 I really-- I just don't really feel like it.

00:08:24 Sammy Bear, hey.

00:08:25 Come and dance with your old man, huh?

00:08:27 Show him how you used to do it at your old recitals.

00:08:30 Remember?

00:08:31 Oh, no.

00:08:31 I was eight then, Dad.

00:08:33 It was much easier to impress people.

00:08:35 Plus, I forgot my Mickey Mouse top shoes.

00:08:37 So you guys go.

00:08:38 OK.

00:08:39 You owe me one.

00:08:39 - OK. - OK.

00:08:40 - Fine. - Come on.

00:08:41 Mm.

00:08:42 How much do you want to bet the DJ is going

00:08:57 to play "Funky Chicken" next?

00:08:58 Wow.

00:08:59 You are such a sore loser.

00:09:02 You know, you think you have me pegged,

00:09:04 but you don't know me as well as you think you do.

00:09:05 I'm not that--

00:09:06 You're a tennis instructor?

00:09:07 Yes.

00:09:08 Yes, my dad's tennis instructor.

00:09:10 You are two for two right now.

00:09:12 I'm guessing not a very good one,

00:09:13 since his game definitely isn't getting any better.

00:09:16 You're also well-dressed, though not subtly,

00:09:19 likely covering up a lack of actual confidence,

00:09:21 which would also explain your overly competitive nature.

00:09:24 I'm guessing you drive a convertible,

00:09:27 just based on the hair.

00:09:29 And that, what, you're more of a big swing kind of guy

00:09:31 rather than someone who's actually detail-oriented?

00:09:33 Considering you've been walking around with hummus

00:09:35 on your shoe all night.

00:09:36 Oh, um, and you're the guy who convinced

00:09:45 my dad to leave my mom.

00:09:48 So I'm not really interested in whatever

00:09:50 it is you have to say next.

00:09:52 Huh.

00:09:54 Fun fact, I didn't convince him of anything.

00:09:57 And I know who you are, too, you know?

00:09:58 Sam Mason, the love swiveler.

00:10:03 Excuse me?

00:10:04 Oh, yeah.

00:10:05 Love and whispers, right?

00:10:06 Uh-huh.

00:10:06 Yeah, my sister tried your package.

00:10:08 Let's just put it this way.

00:10:09 She's not going to be playing doubles anytime soon.

00:10:11 OK, well, we offer a premium relationship service

00:10:14 that's helped hundreds of couples.

00:10:16 You guys are puppeteers.

00:10:18 You tell people what to do, and then you walk away,

00:10:20 leaving them floundering on their own.

00:10:21 We actually create love.

00:10:22 Ha.

00:10:23 Ha.

00:10:24 Ha.

00:10:24 You ha.

00:10:25 Me ha.

00:10:25 You--

00:10:26 Stop saying ha.

00:10:27 Stop saying ha.

00:10:29 You think you're better at love than me?

00:10:30 You ruined my family.

00:10:33 All I did was tell your dad to follow his heart,

00:10:35 and I introduced him to my Uncle Frankie.

00:10:37 That's it.

00:10:39 Look at how happy he is now.

00:10:41 He was happy with us, too.

00:10:47 That's real love.

00:10:48 I mean, not that you would know anything about that, but--

00:10:51 I know real love.

00:10:51 You wouldn't know real love if it

00:10:52 was sitting right next to you.

00:10:53 I know real love, and I eat it for breakfast,

00:10:55 and it is sweet.

00:10:56 Sweet?

00:10:56 Mm-hmm.

00:10:57 OK, prove it.

00:10:58 You're such the master love expert.

00:11:00 Get your next client to say I love you and mean it.

00:11:04 Wow.

00:11:05 Wow.

00:11:06 You are so desperate for a bet.

00:11:08 You do it, I will do whatever you want.

00:11:11 Back out of the wedding.

00:11:14 I'm Uncle Frankie's best man.

00:11:17 Oh.

00:11:18 OK.

00:11:18 Guess you can talk the talk.

00:11:20 You just can't walk the walk.

00:11:21 Fine.

00:11:28 When I win, you have to make my couple's tennis

00:11:31 lessons a part of Love & Whisper's premium package,

00:11:33 and I'm not done.

00:11:34 I mentioned, I get ad space on your company's podcast

00:11:37 for an entire year.

00:11:38 Sure.

00:11:39 Yeah, you know that's not really up to me, right?

00:11:41 Well, you know what?

00:11:42 I'm sure you can pull some strings,

00:11:44 because according to your dad, you're

00:11:45 the best whisperer that's ever whispered.

00:11:48 I think you'll be OK.

00:11:49 Fine.

00:11:54 Monday morning, my next client is falling in love.

00:11:58 Is it a deal?

00:12:00 Oh, yeah.

00:12:01 It's a deal.

00:12:04 A bet?

00:12:05 Sam, are you crazy?

00:12:07 Your job's already on the line, and now you're thinking

00:12:09 of doing some dumb love bet?

00:12:11 Jen.

00:12:12 Sam.

00:12:13 OK, look, I know.

00:12:14 I know.

00:12:15 I know, but you didn't see him.

00:12:16 He was so smug and arrogant and just like--

00:12:20 Look, look, look, look.

00:12:21 I hear you.

00:12:21 I really, really do.

00:12:22 It's just, are you like 100% positive

00:12:25 that you don't actually have a grudge against this guy?

00:12:27 Because you've kind of had a grudge against him

00:12:29 ever since your parents split up.

00:12:32 No, no, not at all.

00:12:33 No, and you know what?

00:12:35 I can do this.

00:12:37 OK, OK.

00:12:39 The thing is that we actually just give our clients

00:12:41 three dates, Samantha.

00:12:42 So only crazy people actually fall in love

00:12:45 in literally three dates.

00:12:46 Looks like your 10 AM is here.

00:12:50 OK.

00:12:51 Here's hoping she's crazy.

00:12:52 Let's hope so.

00:12:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:12:57 And that's it.

00:13:04 So do you have any questions at all?

00:13:07 It only takes three dates?

00:13:09 Yep.

00:13:10 But what if he doesn't like me?

00:13:13 Why wouldn't he like you?

00:13:15 You're amazing.

00:13:16 I just, um, I don't know how to talk to people,

00:13:20 especially men.

00:13:23 Why can't men be more like cats?

00:13:25 Then they'd be too smart.

00:13:28 Yeah.

00:13:29 Millie, you deserve your dream man.

00:13:30 You're worth it.

00:13:33 You really think so?

00:13:36 No.

00:13:37 No?

00:13:40 Oh, um, no, no, no, no.

00:13:43 I'm so sorry.

00:13:43 I'm going to-- will you excuse me just for one second?

00:13:45 I'll be right back.

00:13:46 I'll be right back.

00:13:47 OK.

00:13:49 What are you doing here?

00:13:50 Are you insane?

00:13:51 What are you doing here?

00:13:55 I'm here to meet our client.

00:13:57 Our client?

00:13:58 Oh, you thought I was just going to take your word on whether

00:14:00 or not she falls in love.

00:14:01 Sam, I take my bets very seriously.

00:14:04 Matt, this is where I work.

00:14:05 You can't just show up here like--

00:14:06 Oh.

00:14:08 Hello.

00:14:09 Hi.

00:14:09 Who's this gentleman?

00:14:11 Hi.

00:14:12 Um, this is--

00:14:17 [BEEP]

00:14:18 Oh, I'm the intern.

00:14:20 Intern?

00:14:21 Mm-hmm.

00:14:22 Yeah.

00:14:23 Yeah, the intern-- remember Jen set up

00:14:25 that internship with my college?

00:14:28 So you're in college.

00:14:30 Oh, yeah.

00:14:31 I decided to change careers after what I realized

00:14:33 I was doing was a giant sham.

00:14:36 I'm Matt, by the way.

00:14:37 I'm going to be shadowing Sam here.

00:14:38 But if there's anything you need, anything at all--

00:14:41 Oh.

00:14:42 Thank you, Matt.

00:14:44 I'm Brianna.

00:14:45 It's a pleasure to meet you.

00:14:47 I, uh-- I run this office.

00:14:48 Oh.

00:14:49 Welcome to the team.

00:14:51 I'm sure we'll see one another soon.

00:14:55 OK.

00:14:56 [SCOFFS]

00:14:57 So where's our client?

00:15:02 OK, um, Millie.

00:15:07 Sorry about that.

00:15:08 This is Matt, my underling.

00:15:10 Intern.

00:15:12 [SCOFFS]

00:15:13 All right.

00:15:14 So next we're going to go through a series of this

00:15:16 or that questions to get a better sense

00:15:18 of your relationship goals.

00:15:20 This allows us to ensure that you're

00:15:22 building a lasting and solid relationship

00:15:24 with your new partner.

00:15:25 Um, OK.

00:15:27 OK.

00:15:28 Um, indoor or outdoor dates?

00:15:30 Indoor.

00:15:34 Uh, no, um, whatever he likes.

00:15:38 OK.

00:15:39 And coffee dates or drinks?

00:15:42 I don't-- I don't drink.

00:15:44 But I could have a coffee at a bar, uh, if--

00:15:51 And do you want kids?

00:15:53 Wow.

00:15:55 Uh, that's a big shift.

00:15:57 Um, I guess.

00:16:00 Come on, Millie.

00:16:01 Be bold.

00:16:02 Own what you want.

00:16:05 Yes.

00:16:06 Yes.

00:16:06 I want kids.

00:16:07 That's it.

00:16:08 Well done.

00:16:10 And marriage?

00:16:11 Uh, yes, definitely.

00:16:13 On a roll.

00:16:15 And do you have someone in mind that you'd like to connect with?

00:16:18 Yes.

00:16:18 [LAUGHS]

00:16:20 Do you want to tell us who?

00:16:25 Oh, yeah.

00:16:26 Yeah.

00:16:27 Yeah.

00:16:28 Yes.

00:16:28 Sorry, I got carried away.

00:16:30 His name is Wyatt.

00:16:33 And he's-- he's dreamy.

00:16:38 You know, he, like, builds furniture with raw lumber

00:16:41 with his bare hands, because he's, like, so manly.

00:16:46 I love your enthusiasm.

00:16:48 And how did you and Wyatt meet?

00:16:51 Well, we haven't.

00:16:54 But I-- I read an article with him online.

00:16:58 Oh, OK.

00:16:59 So you haven't met.

00:17:01 You haven't met.

00:17:02 That's OK.

00:17:03 That's OK.

00:17:04 So we'll just-- we'll have to use your first date as a meet-cue.

00:17:06 That's-- that's fine.

00:17:08 And, um, actually, I brought something for you.

00:17:11 But I-- I promise I don't carry a phone of him with me all day.

00:17:23 What?

00:17:30 You think he's too good for me?

00:17:37 No.

00:17:38 No, no, no, not at all.

00:17:39 No.

00:17:40 No.

00:17:41 No, no, no.

00:17:43 This is pointless.

00:17:45 I'm-- I'm sorry.

00:17:47 I'm sorry for wasting your time.

00:17:49 Yeah, I-- why would a man like that ever want--

00:17:53 Hey, let's go get your dream man.

00:17:57 No.

00:18:06 No, no, no.

00:18:07 I can't-- I can't do this.

00:18:08 No way.

00:18:09 What am I even wearing?

00:18:10 I look-- I look ridiculous.

00:18:12 Relax, relax.

00:18:13 Our makeover team knows what they're doing.

00:18:14 You look fantastic.

00:18:16 Here, put this in your ear.

00:18:18 Here, there you go.

00:18:21 What about me?

00:18:22 Oh, did you not bring yours?

00:18:24 You know a good intern should always bring their own gear.

00:18:27 OK.

00:18:28 Mill, can you hear me?

00:18:29 Yes, I-- I can hear you, but-- but--

00:18:32 Millie, listen.

00:18:33 You're going to be fine, OK?

00:18:34 You've got this.

00:18:35 Plus, I'm going to be in your ear the whole time,

00:18:37 all you have to do is repeat what I'm saying.

00:18:39 Copy?

00:18:42 Copy.

00:18:42 OK, all right, now just go in there, have a look around,

00:18:45 and we'll be in right behind you.

00:18:48 Millie, you've got the best date whisperer in the business.

00:18:52 Go.

00:18:53 All right, now just breathe.

00:19:01 Breathe.

00:19:03 Breathe, Millie.

00:19:04 Millie, Millie, breathe.

00:19:05 You got this, Millie.

00:19:06 You're being awfully encouraging for somebody

00:19:11 who loses if she falls in love.

00:19:13 What?

00:19:15 I'm a sucker for romance.

00:19:16 Wow.

00:19:23 Smells nice in here.

00:19:24 I agree.

00:19:26 Sam.

00:19:27 Wyatt.

00:19:28 No, Millie.

00:19:29 What?

00:19:30 No, you're Millie.

00:19:31 Say you're Millie.

00:19:32 I'm-- I'm--

00:19:33 What's happening?

00:19:34 Sam.

00:19:35 You look like Sam.

00:19:37 I know Sam, and you look just like him.

00:19:41 But I-- my-- my--

00:19:43 I'm not-- sorry.

00:19:45 Let me start over.

00:19:46 I'm Millie.

00:19:47 Millie.

00:19:49 Got it.

00:19:50 Well, what can I do for you today, Millie?

00:19:52 You're looking for a nightstand for your father, a pair.

00:19:56 I'm looking for a nightstand for my father, a pair.

00:20:00 Perfect.

00:20:00 Yeah, our nightstands are actually

00:20:02 on the back patio here.

00:20:03 What kind of style does your dad like?

00:20:06 Something unique and artisan would be lovely.

00:20:11 Well, you're in good hands with me, Millie.

00:20:14 Tell her to hold his hand.

00:20:15 They just met.

00:20:16 So what?

00:20:17 He's a guy. They're easy.

00:20:19 It's a classic case.

00:20:19 You know what?

00:20:20 You can't do this.

00:20:21 You can't just waltz in here and act

00:20:22 like you know everything.

00:20:23 That is how people get hurt, OK?

00:20:25 I'm just saying she needs to go for it.

00:20:27 She needs courage.

00:20:28 Come on.

00:20:29 Wait.

00:20:30 Where'd she go?

00:20:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:20:35 Pine tree that I actually cut down

00:20:36 myself here on the property.

00:20:38 Wow.

00:20:40 Millie, what are you doing?

00:20:42 I told you to go to the nightstand that

00:20:44 suggests certain things.

00:20:47 Coffee tables just suggest--

00:20:49 Do you have one big enough for a puzzle?

00:20:53 I was going to say coffee.

00:20:54 But yeah, puzzles are equally as boring.

00:20:57 Look at him, taking her to the most expensive tables.

00:21:01 So predictable.

00:21:02 He's just in it for the sale.

00:21:03 What?

00:21:06 What?

00:21:07 What else is he supposed to be in it for?

00:21:09 He doesn't even know that she likes him yet.

00:21:10 You know what?

00:21:11 You are throwing me off.

00:21:12 Just take three steps back.

00:21:13 Really?

00:21:14 Yeah, three big steps.

00:21:15 Thank you.

00:21:21 All right, Millie.

00:21:22 You want a date?

00:21:22 Let the master work.

00:21:24 So how many pieces are we thinking exactly?

00:21:25 Go high.

00:21:27 10,000?

00:21:29 10,000 puzzle pieces, wow.

00:21:32 That's a big number.

00:21:34 I like a challenge.

00:21:36 Well, I like a challenge.

00:21:38 You know, the sense of accomplishment

00:21:39 you get when you overcome something hard.

00:21:44 OK, we can work with 10.

00:21:46 Let's see, that'll kind of put you at just about--

00:21:50 Get down there and do the same thing as him.

00:21:52 That's it, good.

00:21:57 Now take your hand and put it on his ever so gently.

00:22:03 Perfect, exactly.

00:22:05 Now look him in the eyes and say--

00:22:09 Feels about right.

00:22:10 So you like it?

00:22:14 I do.

00:22:20 But I have to measure my space.

00:22:24 And I came here for my dad.

00:22:28 So maybe next time.

00:22:32 OK, Millie.

00:22:33 OK, that's OK.

00:22:34 Just walk to the car.

00:22:35 Don't say goodbye.

00:22:36 Trust me.

00:22:37 Oh, OK, that's OK.

00:22:39 That's OK, just keep walking.

00:22:40 Keep walking.

00:22:42 OK.

00:22:43 OK.

00:22:48 Hey, sorry, I didn't--

00:22:51 What's he say?

00:22:52 He's flustered.

00:22:54 Doesn't matter how cool a guy is, for the right woman

00:22:56 he will always get nervous.

00:22:58 There you go, Wyatt.

00:22:59 Find your courage.

00:23:00 Yes, yes, yes, come on.

00:23:03 Tomorrow's great.

00:23:10 Yes.

00:23:13 Did you see that?

00:23:14 You saw that?

00:23:15 Yes, I saw it.

00:23:15 See, that is finesse.

00:23:17 Don't need a jackhammer for one nail.

00:23:20 You don't need a jackhammer for any amount of nails.

00:23:23 Whatever.

00:23:26 I'm good.

00:23:26 Hi.

00:23:33 Oh.

00:23:35 Way too much energy for pre-coffee, Jen.

00:23:38 OK, well, take a sit.

00:23:39 OK, now just tell me everything.

00:23:45 I mean, how did it go?

00:23:47 What's he like?

00:23:49 Oh, come on.

00:23:51 Wait, you know that Brianna has been, like,

00:23:53 talking about him nonstop, right?

00:23:54 OK, that is kind of disturbing.

00:23:57 And it was awful.

00:23:59 No, he is awful, Jen.

00:24:00 Jen, he is so annoying.

00:24:03 He just-- he thinks he knows everything.

00:24:04 It is so annoying.

00:24:05 You have no idea.

00:24:06 Is it now?

00:24:07 Careful.

00:24:08 It's just like there's no-- there's no planning.

00:24:10 And there's no thinking.

00:24:11 No overthinking?

00:24:13 Right, exactly.

00:24:15 No.

00:24:15 Wait, what?

00:24:16 I mean, I am just saying, sometimes you, like, overthink.

00:24:18 You overcomplicate.

00:24:19 You overanalyze.

00:24:20 You just, like, get in your own head.

00:24:22 And you just sabotage yourself.

00:24:23 You know what I mean?

00:24:25 I'm saying all of this with love, obviously.

00:24:27 Obviously.

00:24:28 But OK, with love, you weren't there.

00:24:30 This guy is beyond annoying.

00:24:32 So then why don't you just call off the bet?

00:24:34 No way.

00:24:35 Mm-mm.

00:24:36 No.

00:24:36 OK, coffee is clearly kicking in.

00:24:38 Jen, he needs to learn his lesson.

00:24:40 He ruined my family.

00:24:42 Sam.

00:24:42 He told my dad to leave my mom, which, now that I know him,

00:24:46 is classic him.

00:24:47 I mean, he just, like, pushes people

00:24:48 to make these big decisions and throw caution to the wind

00:24:51 and, like, land in the moment and not even think

00:24:54 about repercussions, you know?

00:24:56 Well, Sam, your dad is happier, hon.

00:24:59 However that came about, you've got

00:25:01 to admit that it's good that your dad can finally

00:25:03 live his truth.

00:25:03 I know.

00:25:04 I know.

00:25:05 You're right.

00:25:06 So what are you going to do about Matt?

00:25:12 I'm going to crush him like a bug.

00:25:13 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:25:17 Oh, hey.

00:25:24 Ah, check this out.

00:25:25 That's a little high.

00:25:29 Oh, and he makes the catch, ladies and gentlemen.

00:25:33 Very impressive.

00:25:34 Where's my dad?

00:25:35 Upstairs changing into a tuxedo.

00:25:38 OK.

00:25:39 Come on.

00:25:40 Your turn.

00:25:41 No.

00:25:42 I know you're allergic to fun, but you can try this.

00:25:44 I'm good.

00:25:45 Thank you.

00:25:46 Dad?

00:25:47 Do it.

00:25:48 I'll shut up.

00:25:48 OK, fine.

00:25:49 Are you OK?

00:25:55 Those aren't soft.

00:25:57 I'm fine.

00:25:57 Just give me another one.

00:25:58 Sure?

00:25:59 OK, that's the spirit.

00:26:00 Hey, that was amazing.

00:26:05 No, you're good where you are.

00:26:08 Dad?

00:26:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:26:12 What do you think?

00:26:17 You look really nice.

00:26:19 I would second that.

00:26:20 You look amazing, honey.

00:26:22 Thank you.

00:26:23 So are you two ready for yours?

00:26:25 Mm-hmm.

00:26:39 Too many mints?

00:26:41 Glad to see you're having some fun, Sam.

00:26:44 Yeah, I'm dressed like a Barbie doll,

00:26:46 so I clearly have plenty of fun.

00:26:48 Speaking of fun, when's date number one for the Milster?

00:26:51 Yeah, you're not coming to that?

00:26:53 I'm sorry.

00:26:57 What?

00:26:57 What do you mean?

00:26:58 What about our bets?

00:26:59 You're too much of a wild card.

00:27:00 Yeah, I know.

00:27:02 No, that's not a good thing, Matt.

00:27:05 Date whispering is a science, a very specific science.

00:27:08 And you are--

00:27:09 A rebel, loose cannon, dangerous, I know.

00:27:12 More like a pain in the--

00:27:13 Wow, look at you two.

00:27:20 You look amazing.

00:27:21 What's wrong, Sammy Bear?

00:27:26 Sammy, Sam.

00:27:27 Nothing, nothing.

00:27:31 Dad, it's all good.

00:27:32 The suit fits well.

00:27:32 I just-- I kind of have to run.

00:27:34 I have a work meeting.

00:27:35 So, um, approved?

00:27:37 Approved.

00:27:41 Cool.

00:27:43 Or you could stay, have some fun, do something different.

00:27:46 Hmm.

00:27:47 Yeah, Matt, you better be careful about that cool guy

00:27:50 advice you're always giving.

00:27:51 Might get yourself in trouble one of these days.

00:27:52 No way.

00:27:59 They fired me, Matt.

00:28:02 I did what you told me.

00:28:03 I stood up to my boss, and they fired me.

00:28:07 What am I going to do?

00:28:09 I am so sorry.

00:28:11 I have kids.

00:28:12 How am I going to support them?

00:28:15 You need to fix this.

00:28:17 I mean, Jo, I can't.

00:28:19 I don't even--

00:28:19 You know my reach at this club.

00:28:22 Yeah?

00:28:24 I'm afraid I'm just going to have to tell

00:28:25 all your clients about this.

00:28:27 Jo, Jo--

00:28:27 You'd be done, Matt.

00:28:31 Done.

00:28:32 [GRUNT]

00:28:33 [BIRD SQUAWKING]

00:28:35 Fix it.

00:28:38 Thank you.

00:28:54 Hi.

00:28:54 What's going on?

00:28:59 Hi, Sam.

00:29:01 So good to see you.

00:29:02 Can you just--

00:29:07 OK.

00:29:09 What are you doing in Brianna's office?

00:29:11 Do you-- I'm sorry, but do you have any idea how much trouble

00:29:14 I would be in if she found out about work, Matt?

00:29:16 Yes, I am sorry.

00:29:17 I was looking for you, and you weren't there.

00:29:19 And then Brianna saw me and was like, hey,

00:29:20 can you get me some coffee?

00:29:21 Because, you know, in turn--

00:29:22 Why were you even looking for me?

00:29:24 I told you, you're not coming on Millie's next date.

00:29:26 About that, um, I might have messed up big time.

00:29:30 I, um-- yeah, look.

00:29:32 I told one of my tennis clients that she

00:29:34 should confront her boss because he passed

00:29:35 her over for so many promotions.

00:29:37 So I was like, you know what?

00:29:38 You stand up to him.

00:29:39 You say what you got to say.

00:29:40 You get in there.

00:29:42 And now she's fired.

00:29:42 Sam, she's fired.

00:29:48 I just-- she's fired.

00:29:50 Just hold this.

00:29:51 Like, fired.

00:29:52 And this.

00:29:55 And this.

00:29:56 What is-- see, what is happening?

00:29:59 Sam, you're not listening to me.

00:30:00 You are going to get two people fired

00:30:02 if you keep showing up here.

00:30:03 You don't understand.

00:30:04 This client is Jo Law.

00:30:07 The-- the-- the tabloid writer Jo Law,

00:30:08 the queen bee of gossip and rumors, Jo Law.

00:30:11 She's going to ruin my reputation at the club.

00:30:13 Sam, I'm going to lose all my clients

00:30:14 if I don't get this ad space.

00:30:17 I'm sorry.

00:30:19 Are you seriously asking me for a down payment

00:30:20 on losing our bet?

00:30:21 Yeah.

00:30:26 But when you say it like that, it kind of sounds desperate.

00:30:29 Oh my gosh.

00:30:30 OK, I told you.

00:30:31 Sorry, but I told you that this was going to happen.

00:30:33 I told you this was going to happen.

00:30:34 You are a meddler.

00:30:35 You push, and you push, and you push.

00:30:36 You think you know everything, but you don't.

00:30:38 And I told you that one of these days,

00:30:40 one of these big bombs you keep telling other people to drop

00:30:43 is going to blow up in your face.

00:30:45 So you'll help me?

00:30:49 You're not even listening to me.

00:30:50 That's good.

00:30:50 You know what?

00:30:51 I got to go.

00:30:52 I got to go.

00:30:52 Matt has a hiking date with the woodworking wonder boy.

00:30:56 So good luck, intern.

00:30:57 Sam, Sam, no, no, no.

00:30:58 Do not, do not leave me, Sam.

00:31:00 Millie, I'm so sorry.

00:31:07 But I'm here.

00:31:08 I'm here.

00:31:09 Where have you been?

00:31:10 Wyatt just texted me saying he's two minutes away.

00:31:12 OK, that's fine.

00:31:13 Where's Matt?

00:31:14 Why isn't he here?

00:31:15 Oh, Matt, he's doing paperwork intern stuff today.

00:31:18 So just you and me.

00:31:21 OK, so you've got this.

00:31:23 Just remember, confidence.

00:31:25 And I will be in your ear the whole time.

00:31:27 OK.

00:31:28 OK.

00:31:29 Oh, he's here.

00:31:30 Is he 12?

00:31:42 Who rides a scooter?

00:31:43 What?

00:31:44 What?

00:31:45 Oh, I was just saying it's a cool scooter.

00:31:47 Oh, well, you know, he doesn't drive

00:31:49 because he's trying to reduce his carbon footprint,

00:31:51 you know, like the planet.

00:31:54 He's such a hero.

00:31:55 Hi, Wyatt.

00:31:56 Hey.

00:31:58 It's the poisonous octopus.

00:32:00 It's the only--

00:32:02 It's really pretty out here.

00:32:03 Yeah, it's one of my favorite hikes.

00:32:05 I come out here probably at least once a week.

00:32:07 Oh.

00:32:07 Oh, that's OK.

00:32:09 That's OK.

00:32:09 Just laugh at us.

00:32:10 You OK?

00:32:10 Yeah.

00:32:11 I'm fine.

00:32:13 Yeah, its bark was worse than its bite.

00:32:16 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:32:17 Don't make a joke.

00:32:18 Just laugh.

00:32:20 Bark.

00:32:21 Like tree bark.

00:32:22 That's pretty good.

00:32:23 Or, I say, that's pretty wood.

00:32:25 Oh.

00:32:26 Ah.

00:32:27 Hey.

00:32:28 Wow, I don't know how you pulled that one off.

00:32:31 OK, good job.

00:32:32 So how did you get started in furniture making?

00:32:35 That's actually--

00:32:36 Oh my god, Millie.

00:32:37 Hi.

00:32:38 How are you?

00:32:40 Hi.

00:32:40 How you doing?

00:32:41 Bob Ford.

00:32:42 He's a car salesman.

00:32:43 You look like a Vespa guy.

00:32:44 Vespa, electric scooters, anything you need, I got you.

00:32:47 Nice to meet you.

00:32:49 Bob Ford.

00:32:50 Yeah.

00:32:50 Got it.

00:32:51 Millie and I actually used to date.

00:32:54 Let me tell you, she's a little crazy, a bit of a wild one,

00:32:56 not really in a good way.

00:32:58 Have you introduced him to the porcelain cats yet?

00:33:00 What?

00:33:01 Bob?

00:33:02 Bob!

00:33:03 Honey!

00:33:05 Oh, I've been looking for you.

00:33:07 [GROWLS]

00:33:08 Um, oh, and Millie, hi.

00:33:10 Hi.

00:33:11 Millie is our neighbor.

00:33:12 So sorry to intrude.

00:33:13 Neighbor.

00:33:14 You are?

00:33:15 Wyatt.

00:33:17 Mm, so good to meet you.

00:33:18 I am just so sorry about Bob.

00:33:22 He was just at the dentist and had a bad reaction

00:33:25 to the anesthetic.

00:33:26 He's a little loopy, you know, doesn't

00:33:28 really know what he's saying.

00:33:29 I don't really know.

00:33:30 Yep.

00:33:32 OK, well, we should get you home, honey, because, you know,

00:33:35 the dentist said if we don't, you could die.

00:33:38 Wow, that's serious.

00:33:40 OK, bye, guys.

00:33:43 Great meeting you.

00:33:44 Great meeting you, too.

00:33:45 Yeah.

00:33:46 Yeah.

00:33:47 [LAUGHS]

00:33:49 You don't say anything.

00:33:52 Millie, you're doing great, OK?

00:33:58 I'm just going to be five minutes.

00:33:59 Just ask him, ask him about his job.

00:34:01 Ask him if he has pets.

00:34:02 If-- if he's close with his family, OK?

00:34:06 So are you out of your mind?

00:34:07 I cannot lose this bet, OK?

00:34:09 I need those ads.

00:34:10 So just buy the ad space.

00:34:11 Don't ruin my day.

00:34:12 I cannot buy the ads.

00:34:13 Look, I'm not going to get into it right now.

00:34:15 Money's a little bit tight, and I'm sorry.

00:34:17 What do you care anyways?

00:34:18 You practically hate the guy.

00:34:19 But I don't hate him.

00:34:21 Really?

00:34:22 Do you remember the files you put in my arms earlier?

00:34:24 Yeah, I read what you put in your initial reports

00:34:26 about him, pretentious.

00:34:29 Well, he's-- you know, his furniture prices

00:34:32 are insanely high.

00:34:33 Manipulative.

00:34:34 Did you see?

00:34:35 He took her to coffee tables when

00:34:37 she was looking for nightstands.

00:34:38 Phony?

00:34:39 I mean, come on, Sam.

00:34:40 You saw the guy once.

00:34:41 How could you know any of that?

00:34:42 OK, fine, maybe phony was a leap,

00:34:43 but you should have seen this guy today,

00:34:45 rolling in on a scooter for the environment.

00:34:49 And the only person that does that is Leonardo DiCaprio.

00:34:51 So clearly, my instincts are spot on.

00:34:54 Look, none of this even matters.

00:34:57 My job is on the line, OK?

00:34:59 You can't keep doing these things.

00:35:00 Sam, please, I'm begging you, OK?

00:35:03 I'll leave him alone.

00:35:04 Just help me.

00:35:05 I am not giving you ad space.

00:35:07 I told you, I don't even have the power to do that.

00:35:11 OK, if you back off, I will help

00:35:15 your client get her job back.

00:35:17 Seriously?

00:35:18 Really?

00:35:19 Yes.

00:35:21 Just come to my house tonight.

00:35:22 I will text you the address.

00:35:23 We'll get it all sorted.

00:35:25 Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go

00:35:27 fix the mess that you made.

00:35:28 Yes, yes.

00:35:28 Go, go, go.

00:35:29 All right?

00:35:29 Thank you.

00:35:29 Yes.

00:35:30 Wait, do you want my help?

00:35:31 No.

00:35:34 OK.

00:35:39 You told him that you'd whisper for his client?

00:35:41 How does that work?

00:35:43 I don't know.

00:35:44 But I mean, it can't be that different than whispering

00:35:46 for a date, right?

00:35:47 I mean, instead of a kiss, the goal is a job.

00:35:50 I guess.

00:35:52 I am just surprised that you offered.

00:35:53 I thought that he was public enemy number one.

00:35:56 He is.

00:35:57 But you know I also can't lose my job.

00:35:59 So if this keeps him off my back, then fine.

00:36:02 Plus, you know, it's nice to do nice things for nice people.

00:36:06 You know, after today, I'm not entirely sure he's people.

00:36:09 Maybe an alien sent to destroy my life.

00:36:13 Oh, that is him.

00:36:14 I got to go.

00:36:15 OK.

00:36:20 So tell me what is going on.

00:36:24 What?

00:36:28 What are you doing?

00:36:29 It's pizza.

00:36:30 Just pick it up and eat it.

00:36:32 I don't want to get my hands messy.

00:36:34 The mess is part of the fun.

00:36:36 Says the man who's in quite a bit of a mess.

00:36:39 Touche.

00:36:40 I'm just saying not everything has to be so serious.

00:36:42 What is happening with your client?

00:36:44 You were right.

00:36:45 I should not have told her to confront her boss.

00:36:47 So what does she want?

00:36:49 Just her job back.

00:36:51 She said she tried calling, but she's not exactly the calmest

00:36:54 person under pressure.

00:36:56 OK, fine, fine, fine, fine.

00:37:00 I'm going to need a list of information from her.

00:37:02 And then Friday 10 AM, we will meet in front of her office.

00:37:05 I will get her job back.

00:37:06 Do you really think this is going to work?

00:37:07 Same principles as dating.

00:37:09 Establish trust, build a connection, find your hook,

00:37:12 get a positive outcome.

00:37:15 It really is a science.

00:37:16 Mm-hmm.

00:37:19 Can I ask you a question?

00:37:21 Sure.

00:37:22 You know, earlier you had mentioned

00:37:23 that your job was on the line.

00:37:26 What do you mean?

00:37:28 Well, I just--

00:37:29 I haven't been in the best place lately.

00:37:33 And my work's been suffering, and so Breanne, your bestie,

00:37:38 she's given me one less chance to prove

00:37:39 my worth to the company.

00:37:41 So if Millie doesn't fall in love, then I'm--

00:37:44 You did a bet on top of all of this.

00:37:46 You must really want me out of your dad's wedding.

00:37:51 Do it.

00:37:58 I'm just going to go get a fork.

00:37:59 No, you're not.

00:38:00 You're an adult.

00:38:02 Eat your pizza like a real woman.

00:38:04 Come on.

00:38:05 Ladies and gentlemen.

00:38:12 [INAUDIBLE]

00:38:12 Thank you.

00:38:13 I'm roving.

00:38:14 It's the smallest of victories.

00:38:16 A pizza with no fork?

00:38:17 Well done.

00:38:18 Thank you.

00:38:21 Tastes better, right?

00:38:21 I admit nothing.

00:38:26 And that was the serve that won me the match.

00:38:31 So then I rushed the net, you know,

00:38:35 because I thought it was a cool thing to do.

00:38:36 And I got my foot caught and ended up

00:38:38 knocking out my two front teeth.

00:38:40 No.

00:38:40 Oh, yeah.

00:38:43 Yeah, not the best move, but I was hooked.

00:38:46 I know I love the sport at that point.

00:38:47 I got them fixed.

00:38:51 I was just checking.

00:38:52 I was just checking.

00:38:53 But they look good.

00:38:55 Weirdo.

00:38:58 Second question for you.

00:39:00 Earlier you had mentioned that your work's been suffering.

00:39:03 Is this from your mom and dad splitting up?

00:39:05 Yeah.

00:39:09 But hey, I mean, I know you didn't mean to get involved

00:39:16 with their relationship.

00:39:18 Oh, no, I wasn't apologizing.

00:39:22 Oh.

00:39:25 Well, you should.

00:39:27 Yeah, but you just said--

00:39:29 I was being polite.

00:39:31 Matt, you know, you told my dad to leave my mom,

00:39:35 and it broke up our family.

00:39:38 With just another one of Matt's big pushes?

00:39:41 Sam, it was a push that worked out.

00:39:42 I mean, your dad's happier now.

00:39:44 What is wrong with you?

00:39:46 Have you learned nothing, Matt?

00:39:47 There is a way to do things, a method.

00:39:50 A science?

00:39:50 Yes.

00:39:51 Yes, a science.

00:39:52 You can't just keep going around and taking

00:39:54 all these big risks.

00:39:55 That's how people get hurt.

00:39:56 I mean, look at your client.

00:39:58 Yeah, you know what?

00:39:59 Fine, maybe, Sam.

00:40:01 I don't regret your dad, though.

00:40:04 He lived his entire life as a lie, Sam.

00:40:08 So no, that was the right push.

00:40:12 I'm sorry that you found out the way that you did.

00:40:14 It sucks, OK?

00:40:16 That I get.

00:40:17 You get it?

00:40:18 You get it.

00:40:20 No, Matt, you don't get it.

00:40:21 OK, you don't know what it feels like to think

00:40:23 you know someone your whole life,

00:40:25 and then find out you were a mistake.

00:40:27 Sam, I don't--

00:40:31 Please leave.

00:40:32 OK.

00:40:55 Hey.

00:40:56 Hey.

00:40:56 Can I talk to you really quickly?

00:40:58 Yeah, of course.

00:41:01 Are you OK?

00:41:02 You seem a little--

00:41:04 Yeah, no, I'm good.

00:41:05 It's just, I don't know, something--

00:41:06 it's just that--

00:41:07 Sam, my office.

00:41:10 OK.

00:41:12 Here, go, go.

00:41:13 OK, go.

00:41:14 Hi.

00:41:24 Oh.

00:41:25 How are things with your client?

00:41:30 Good, I think.

00:41:32 I mean, the guy is a little--

00:41:33 Two dates in, and one date left.

00:41:37 Yeah, and I was actually thinking--

00:41:38 Is she happy?

00:41:40 Yes.

00:41:41 Is there a connection?

00:41:43 I think so.

00:41:44 I'm going to tell you this as your friend, Sam.

00:41:50 You've been with this company a long time.

00:41:53 And like I said before, you were our top whisperer for years.

00:41:57 Please don't mess this up.

00:41:59 I really don't want to fire you.

00:42:02 I won't.

00:42:05 Get out of your own way.

00:42:08 Sam, get out of your own way.

00:42:12 Thanks, Brianna.

00:42:22 Sam?

00:42:23 Yeah?

00:42:25 How is that intern of yours doing?

00:42:27 Good, very good.

00:42:33 OK, bye.

00:42:34 Where is she, Max?

00:42:43 She will be here, Jo, I promise.

00:42:45 She better be.

00:42:45 If she's not, you can say goodbye to your career.

00:42:48 Yes, yes, yes, I'm very well aware she-- my life is--

00:42:52 There she is.

00:42:53 See?

00:42:53 Told you.

00:42:54 No, really, just trust me.

00:42:55 I know, I know it feels fast.

00:42:57 But just text him exactly what I told you, OK?

00:42:59 We have to get clarity on how he's feeling.

00:43:01 And this is the best way to do it without--

00:43:03 She does this a lot.

00:43:04 Exactly.

00:43:04 So, OK.

00:43:07 OK, we'll lock in day three tomorrow.

00:43:10 I'll see you then.

00:43:11 OK, yeah, I got to go.

00:43:13 Hi.

00:43:14 So you're Jo?

00:43:15 Surely you know who I am, dear.

00:43:18 All right.

00:43:19 You're going to put this in your ear.

00:43:22 OK, so what's she going to do?

00:43:24 Like a big, grand gesture, or-- oh, no, she's

00:43:26 going to put the fire alarm.

00:43:27 That's him, right?

00:43:30 OK, you're going to walk over there, bump into him,

00:43:32 and spill this on yourself.

00:43:34 Excuse me?

00:43:35 This is a silk blouse.

00:43:37 OK, well, if you want to keep buying more,

00:43:40 you'll listen to me.

00:43:41 Look, we need to establish a dynamic where he is at fault

00:43:44 and you're the victim.

00:43:45 OK, so don't get any on him.

00:43:48 Go now.

00:43:49 Go.

00:43:52 Come on.

00:43:52 Oh!

00:44:00 I am so sorry, Jo.

00:44:03 Jo, what are you doing here?

00:44:06 I told you I'm not giving you your job back.

00:44:08 You don't want your job back.

00:44:10 You've already accepted a new job.

00:44:11 You just stopped by to pick up a few things for your new office.

00:44:15 No, my blouse.

00:44:17 It's ruined.

00:44:20 Did you say something about my old job?

00:44:22 After just spilling coffee all over me?

00:44:25 She's good.

00:44:26 She is loving this.

00:44:28 I don't want your job, Doug.

00:44:31 I already accepted a new offer.

00:44:33 Here, let me give you some money for the--

00:44:37 Did you say you accepted another job?

00:44:40 Where?

00:44:40 Don't tell him where, let him ask again,

00:44:42 and don't take any money.

00:44:43 Keep him feeling in the wrong.

00:44:45 Keep your money, Doug.

00:44:46 I don't have time to stop.

00:44:48 I'm picking up a few things for my new office, a corner

00:44:52 office in the penthouse.

00:44:55 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:44:56 Don't-- don't improv, and don't oversell.

00:44:58 Take the money.

00:44:59 No, I got to go.

00:45:01 Hey, where did you accept that offer?

00:45:05 Go big.

00:45:06 Whitehall Press.

00:45:11 Whitehall?

00:45:14 Wow, that was fast.

00:45:16 Apparently, they were waiting for me to be free.

00:45:19 A headhunter had me in to talk to the CEO and CFO.

00:45:23 Big plans.

00:45:24 Go and walk away.

00:45:25 Doesn't matter.

00:45:26 I got to run and figure out something with this blow.

00:45:28 Don't hesitate, just go.

00:45:31 Jo.

00:45:31 Maybe we should talk before you officially start your new job.

00:45:42 All right.

00:45:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:45:47 They are so cute.

00:46:05 Come on.

00:46:06 You can't deny it.

00:46:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are pretty cute.

00:46:11 You OK?

00:46:12 Yeah.

00:46:13 Yeah, I'm good.

00:46:13 I'm just out of my mind.

00:46:15 You know?

00:46:16 Hey, how's the bet going, by the way?

00:46:18 Do you think you're actually going to be an I love you

00:46:20 by date three?

00:46:21 Yeah, but I don't know.

00:46:23 I'm just-- I'm starting to think,

00:46:25 what if he's not the right guy for her?

00:46:28 You know, or what if he hurts her or leaves her?

00:46:31 Interesting.

00:46:33 What?

00:46:33 Oh, no, nothing.

00:46:34 It's just, I don't know, your focus

00:46:35 seems to have shifted from getting Matt out of the wedding

00:46:39 to actually really worrying about your client.

00:46:42 Oh, my focus is on keeping my job.

00:46:46 Yeah, I mean, I guess if Matt's in the wedding,

00:46:49 it's not the worst thing in the world.

00:46:52 It's not like it's my wedding, right?

00:46:55 Oh, yeah, speaking of which, I'm going to leave you two to chat.

00:46:58 Jen, Jen.

00:46:58 Hi.

00:47:02 Hi.

00:47:04 Can I buy you another drink?

00:47:06 [CHUCKLES]

00:47:07 How about your dad, huh?

00:47:12 I'm happy he's having fun.

00:47:13 Did you set this all up?

00:47:15 Maybe.

00:47:17 Wow.

00:47:18 You've been helping a lot with the wedding stuff, so thank you.

00:47:22 Of course.

00:47:24 You were amazing today, by the way.

00:47:26 Like, seriously, it was really cool to watch,

00:47:28 and it made me think about some things, too.

00:47:31 I know you're going through it at work right now,

00:47:32 but I can definitely see how you're the best

00:47:33 whisperer over there, so.

00:47:35 Thanks.

00:47:37 I mean, it's a lot easier to be on your game

00:47:39 when love's not actually involved.

00:47:41 Yeah, about that.

00:47:47 What?

00:47:49 What's going on?

00:47:51 I want to change the bet.

00:47:52 Oh, afraid you're going to lose?

00:47:55 By when you have to talk to your dad.

00:47:56 It's good to see nothing's changed.

00:48:01 Sam, I promise you this isn't some big swing thing, OK?

00:48:04 Look, your dad loves you.

00:48:07 He misses you.

00:48:08 He doesn't-- I'm right here.

00:48:11 I have been in all the wedding stuff.

00:48:13 I'm at the bachelor party.

00:48:14 I'm actually standing at the altar.

00:48:16 You're here, but you're not really here, Sam.

00:48:19 We all see that.

00:48:20 He feels that.

00:48:22 There's like this barricade where

00:48:23 you don't want to get hurt, and you just

00:48:24 put it in front of people.

00:48:25 This is none of your business.

00:48:25 You need to tear it down, Sam.

00:48:27 Matt, stop it.

00:48:28 Guys, guys, they're calling for the best people

00:48:34 to come up on--

00:48:35 Can you take me home?

00:48:36 Yeah.

00:48:39 Yeah, of course.

00:48:40 Hey, if you want to change your end of the bet, that's fine.

00:48:43 Mine still stands.

00:48:45 When you lose, you are out of this wedding.

00:48:46 Who does he think he is?

00:49:03 Who does he think he is?

00:49:04 Telling me to talk to my dad?

00:49:06 He is my dad.

00:49:07 I will talk to him when I want to.

00:49:11 Jen?

00:49:12 I'm here.

00:49:13 No.

00:49:18 You agree with him?

00:49:21 Are you serious?

00:49:22 You're a traitor.

00:49:23 No, Sam.

00:49:24 I'm just saying I think that this whole bet thing

00:49:27 is dumb and dangerous.

00:49:28 And I think that you--

00:49:29 OK, I get it.

00:49:30 I get it.

00:49:31 Look, maybe you talking to your dad

00:49:33 wouldn't actually be the worst thing in the entire world.

00:49:35 It's not going to bring my family back together.

00:49:42 Maybe it will, though.

00:49:44 I mean, not in the way that it used to be,

00:49:47 but you'll have your dad back.

00:49:50 And he'll have you.

00:49:53 That's family, Sam.

00:49:56 And plus, I mean, think of, like, all the birthday

00:49:59 gifts that Frankie must give.

00:50:01 I mean, ugh.

00:50:02 Seriously, if you do not want him as a dad, I will take him.

00:50:04 You'll take him?

00:50:05 I will take him.

00:50:06 Please, just-- just right over this way.

00:50:09 Thanks.

00:50:16 [music playing]

00:50:19 Hey, boss.

00:50:36 What you doing?

00:50:37 I am just creating the perfect park

00:50:39 atmosphere for a picnic for Millie and Wyatt.

00:50:43 The perfect picnic park place.

00:50:44 I do love alliteration.

00:50:46 Well, please participate, post-haste.

00:50:48 Oh, of course.

00:50:50 I got to admit, I was expecting a different vibe.

00:50:53 I wasn't really sure if I should show up or not.

00:50:55 Yeah.

00:50:58 Well, I may have maybe sort of overreacted the other night.

00:51:02 I mean, I-- I know you're just trying

00:51:03 to help in your very Matt way.

00:51:06 The Mighty Matt Method, some might call it.

00:51:08 Ah, see what you did there.

00:51:11 So are we pushing for the I love you today?

00:51:14 Lots on the line.

00:51:17 Yeah.

00:51:17 You know, about that, you don't have

00:51:23 to pull out of the wedding.

00:51:25 I mean, that was really never fair of me to ask.

00:51:28 Really?

00:51:31 Well, thanks.

00:51:32 Thanks, Sam.

00:51:32 And I guess using your relationship

00:51:37 with your dad as a bet wasn't the best tactic either?

00:51:41 Sorry, but I do think you two should talk.

00:51:44 How about we change it to a friendly bet?

00:51:49 Friendly?

00:51:50 No way.

00:51:51 We are putting something on the line.

00:51:53 I love the sound of that.

00:51:54 What do you have in mind?

00:51:55 Ooh, wedding gifts?

00:52:00 Loser buys winners?

00:52:01 Yes, deal.

00:52:03 Mine is going to be huge.

00:52:04 Mine is going to be so big and so expensive,

00:52:07 with insane delivery fees.

00:52:09 International, of course.

00:52:10 That is brutal.

00:52:11 OK, well, I'm going to get one of Wyatt's--

00:52:13 no, no, 10 of Wyatt's coffee tables.

00:52:16 Monster.

00:52:17 Hi.

00:52:20 Hi.

00:52:21 What are you doing?

00:52:23 Millie, hi.

00:52:24 How are you?

00:52:26 Are you sane again?

00:52:28 I may have told her that you went temporarily insane

00:52:30 from eating some bad sushi.

00:52:32 What?

00:52:34 Yes, yes.

00:52:35 No, I-- that is the last time that I mix California

00:52:38 rolls and Alaska rolls.

00:52:40 Those states just don't get along.

00:52:43 Well, I'm glad you're back.

00:52:45 You're really good at building me up.

00:52:47 Thank you.

00:52:48 Just like Sam is good at guiding me.

00:52:50 Aw.

00:52:53 You two make a good team.

00:52:56 No.

00:52:56 No, I don't really think so.

00:52:57 With him?

00:52:58 It feels a little weird.

00:52:59 No.

00:53:00 She's--

00:53:01 But, Millie, how are you feeling?

00:53:02 I mean, that's the important thing.

00:53:04 I feel good.

00:53:08 Yeah, that nervous, shaky, can't stop thinking horrible

00:53:11 thought's kind of good.

00:53:12 OK.

00:53:14 Well, what kind of horrible things?

00:53:16 I just realized how different we are.

00:53:21 You know, at first I was like, yay.

00:53:25 But now I'm like, yikes.

00:53:26 Well, that's normal.

00:53:29 You're questioning your attraction.

00:53:31 I mean, it's a risk liking someone.

00:53:36 And you know there's actually no one better to talk

00:53:38 to about risks than Matt.

00:53:40 Me?

00:53:42 Are you sure?

00:53:42 Because I've taken all that big swing stuff deep down

00:53:45 and locked it away.

00:53:46 It's forever gone.

00:53:47 Sure.

00:53:48 Well, you can let just a little out.

00:53:50 Millie.

00:54:00 Well.

00:54:01 This is it.

00:54:04 What's your favorite food?

00:54:06 What?

00:54:08 Grilled cheese?

00:54:09 I'm sorry, is that a question?

00:54:11 Grilled cheese with tomato.

00:54:13 Exactly.

00:54:14 And what was it like just before the first time

00:54:16 you tried grilled cheese with tomatoes?

00:54:18 Well, I don't know.

00:54:19 I was like three, probably.

00:54:20 You doubted yourself.

00:54:20 You were nervous.

00:54:22 That's OK.

00:54:22 I mean, grilled cheese with tomatoes?

00:54:24 Madness.

00:54:26 Now what's your favorite?

00:54:27 Your absolute favorite, right?

00:54:28 This is the same thing.

00:54:30 Yeah.

00:54:31 Yeah, I guess I can kind of see how you draw the line.

00:54:34 The same thing.

00:54:36 Nerves are good.

00:54:38 Nerves are good.

00:54:39 You're going to have fun.

00:54:41 I'm going to have fun.

00:54:42 Yes.

00:54:43 And if it feels right, you're going to give that boy smooch.

00:54:46 What?

00:54:53 I agree.

00:54:55 I mean, less yelly and manic, but I agree.

00:55:01 OK.

00:55:02 Yeah.

00:55:05 Thank you.

00:55:08 This is amazing, and I couldn't have done it without you.

00:55:13 Well, we are going to just be in the car.

00:55:16 And you just have fun, OK?

00:55:21 Come on.

00:55:26 [music playing]

00:55:29 What?

00:55:43 You guys have binoculars, too?

00:55:46 Oh, there's Wyatt.

00:55:47 He's walking over.

00:55:49 You did all this?

00:55:50 That's amazing.

00:55:51 OK, let me know what he's saying.

00:55:53 Oh, well, you can just listen to yourself.

00:55:58 Earpods?

00:56:00 Are you sure that I'm ready for this?

00:56:02 There's no mic on it.

00:56:04 I'm not an idiot.

00:56:05 Hey, Sam.

00:56:11 Shh, they're sitting down.

00:56:15 Yeah, I know how you like to be outside, so--

00:56:18 Yeah, it's perfect.

00:56:20 You're perfect.

00:56:22 Wyatt.

00:56:23 OK, let's hear it.

00:56:25 I'm sure you're going to say what a fratty is

00:56:26 and how men use these cheesy lines to trick women in it.

00:56:29 Come on, let it out.

00:56:32 I think he means it.

00:56:34 I'm-- no, I'm--

00:56:36 Millie?

00:56:36 I'm not-- I'm not--

00:56:38 Hey, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

00:56:40 Are you OK?

00:56:40 Wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on.

00:56:41 What's happening?

00:56:43 Millie, is everything all right?

00:56:45 What is it?

00:56:46 Millie, take-- Millie, take a breath.

00:56:51 Take a deep breath, OK?

00:56:55 You're OK.

00:56:56 I'm not perfect, though.

00:56:57 I'm not perfect.

00:56:58 I've had you this whole time.

00:57:00 Who are you talking to?

00:57:02 Millie, don't talk to me directly, OK?

00:57:05 Just listen to my voice, OK?

00:57:06 Now just look him in the eyes and listen to my words, OK?

00:57:10 Breathe in with me and out, OK?

00:57:13 No, no, no, I can't--

00:57:14 Millie?

00:57:15 Millie, you're OK.

00:57:16 Just-- just breathe, OK?

00:57:18 Millie?

00:57:19 I'm not perfect.

00:57:20 I'm not-- I can't--

00:57:21 Millie, are you with me?

00:57:23 Millie?

00:57:24 Millie?

00:57:26 What is that?

00:57:26 I'm not--

00:57:31 She's gone rogue.

00:57:32 OK, OK, OK, OK.

00:57:37 Come on.

00:57:38 I like board games.

00:57:40 And not the normal game night kind of board games,

00:57:43 the really nerdy ones.

00:57:45 I have a Dungeons and Dragons character.

00:57:47 Her name is Snarf.

00:57:48 She's half orc, and she's really ugly.

00:57:50 Oh, oh, you OK?

00:57:52 Are you all right?

00:57:53 I'm a terrible runner.

00:57:55 I don't swing my arms, and I take really tiny steps.

00:57:59 I don't know why.

00:57:59 It just-- it feels weird doing it any other way, OK?

00:58:02 And I look like a penguin trying to escape a wave.

00:58:06 Lower.

00:58:07 This is as low as I go.

00:58:10 Are we on one of those, like, punked hidden camera

00:58:13 shows right now or something?

00:58:14 I have zero confidence.

00:58:17 Sometimes I walk into doors, and then I

00:58:19 apologize to the door.

00:58:20 It's actually pretty cute.

00:58:22 I talk to my cats a lot.

00:58:25 And I gave them human names so it would seem less weird,

00:58:28 but it still seems weird.

00:58:30 Their names are David and Glenn.

00:58:32 Millie.

00:58:34 I've killed--

00:58:35 Whoa.

00:58:35 --at least six plants in the past year.

00:58:38 And I wear a mouth guard at night.

00:58:40 And sometimes I still do the puzzles

00:58:42 on the back of cereal boxes.

00:58:43 Millie, I have no idea what's going on right now,

00:58:47 but all of that, that's--

00:58:50 it's OK.

00:58:52 It's OK.

00:58:55 But there's one more thing.

00:58:56 I hired a date whispering service

00:59:04 to help make you fall for me.

00:59:05 That's-- that's them over there.

00:59:14 You guys can come out.

00:59:15 You're terrible hiders.

00:59:16 A date whispering service?

00:59:25 Like, one of those things where they tell you

00:59:26 what to say the entire time?

00:59:29 I was scared.

00:59:32 You just-- you seem so perfect.

00:59:35 And I'm just me.

00:59:41 Millie, you OK?

00:59:42 Wait.

00:59:43 Hi.

00:59:43 You guys are from the hike.

00:59:46 And you, you're the one who said all

00:59:48 those weird, horrible things.

00:59:50 Yeah, I, um--

00:59:51 Wyatt.

00:59:52 No, what?

00:59:53 Everything you told me was a lie?

00:59:55 No.

00:59:56 God, I'm sorry.

01:00:01 I'm sorry.

01:00:02 I just wanted you to like me.

01:00:05 It wasn't you.

01:00:08 That's so sad.

01:00:10 It was never you.

01:00:11 Wyatt, it-- it was her.

01:00:13 It wasn't a lie.

01:00:15 We just help our clients put their best selves forward.

01:00:18 But they aren't her words.

01:00:19 They're your words.

01:00:20 Well, we have an intricate, detail-oriented process--

01:00:23 questionnaires and interviews, all

01:00:25 to learn about a client's personality

01:00:26 to make sure we're not showing anyone in a false light.

01:00:29 I don't know.

01:00:30 I mean, it just feels so weird now.

01:00:31 I-- it makes it kind of hard to trust you.

01:00:37 Wyatt.

01:00:38 No, I'm-- I'm sorry.

01:00:40 This is-- this is too much.

01:00:43 Bud, she just told you that she apologizes to doors.

01:00:49 Anybody who does that is obviously a good person.

01:00:53 And she-- she has cats named David and Glenn.

01:00:57 How cute is that?

01:00:59 And did I hear something about a penguin run?

01:01:01 Do-- do you want to show us real quick?

01:01:02 No.

01:01:03 OK.

01:01:04 Well, I bet it's adorable.

01:01:05 Look, the point is, she put herself out there

01:01:08 and she laid all of her quirks bare because she likes you.

01:01:12 She hired Sam because she likes you, man.

01:01:16 I don't know, man.

01:01:17 I mean, it's--

01:01:18 She got the best whisperer in this town.

01:01:21 Millie's in.

01:01:24 And obviously, you like her too.

01:01:25 Otherwise, you wouldn't have had this weird freak out.

01:01:28 Look, my motto is just do it.

01:01:30 Pretty sure that's--

01:01:31 Yeah.

01:01:32 Look, what I'm trying to say is just go for it, OK?

01:01:36 You only live once, man.

01:01:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:01:41 You know, you're right.

01:01:46 You're both right.

01:01:47 Sometimes I sleep with a log under my pillow

01:01:54 because I like the smell of freshly cut wood in the morning.

01:01:57 Really?

01:01:58 Well, it's not-- not a log.

01:02:00 It's more like a small branch.

01:02:01 And always hickory, never oak.

01:02:03 And don't even get me started on cedar

01:02:05 because that's like the most overrated species.

01:02:07 Yeah, um, well, we don't have to do the whole list thing again.

01:02:10 But you guys enjoy your picnic.

01:02:13 We're going to go.

01:02:15 You're leaving?

01:02:17 Yeah.

01:02:19 You don't need us anymore.

01:02:21 You've got this.

01:02:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:02:35 Hey.

01:02:37 Hey.

01:02:38 Very well done.

01:02:43 You know, you were like a surgeon with your words.

01:02:46 I mean, so-- so precise, so perfectly articulate.

01:02:49 Well, look, I hate to admit it, but your whole just do it

01:02:52 mentality definitely worked today.

01:02:55 So thank you for pushing a little bit.

01:02:57 Wow.

01:02:59 OK, don't let it go to your head.

01:03:01 I mean, my head barely fits in my hats, as it is.

01:03:04 Oh my god, you were like a different person.

01:03:07 Yeah, you.

01:03:08 No, mm-mm.

01:03:09 It's one bite.

01:03:11 What was that?

01:03:12 The forks were all in there.

01:03:14 That's-- that's what I thought you said.

01:03:16 OK, look, well, I think I will take this golden opportunity

01:03:19 to point out the fact that--

01:03:22 drum roll-- you lost the bet.

01:03:27 Sorry.

01:03:28 I'm sorry, did you just drum roll me losing?

01:03:31 Yeah, is that not what a drum roll's for?

01:03:32 No, no, it's not, actually.

01:03:34 I don't think so.

01:03:35 I-- OK.

01:03:39 Fine.

01:03:40 I know I lost.

01:03:43 The thing is, I know they love each other.

01:03:48 And it won't be long until they're saying it.

01:03:49 So your spreadsheets were a success, Sam.

01:03:53 Oh, I know.

01:03:53 My success sheets are always a success.

01:03:55 Oh my god, I'm just trying to say we

01:03:57 can both consider this a win, OK?

01:03:59 That is very diplomatic of you.

01:04:02 And thank you, because I would have

01:04:03 had to remortgage my house to buy

01:04:06 one of Wyatt's coffee tables.

01:04:08 Yes, yes.

01:04:10 You know, actually speaking of our--

01:04:20 our bets, I think--

01:04:24 I think that maybe you might have been right.

01:04:28 I mean, maybe I should talk to my dad.

01:04:31 What?

01:04:33 Wow, Sam, that's--

01:04:35 wow, yes, that would mean the world to him.

01:04:38 So thank you for pushing, because I definitely needed it.

01:04:42 Of course.

01:04:43 Listen, while we're being serious--

01:04:47 Mm-hmm.

01:04:50 I feel like I owe you an apology.

01:04:53 I was pretty mean about love and whispers when we first met,

01:04:56 and I shouldn't have been.

01:04:58 I'm sorry.

01:04:59 I'm sorry.

01:05:00 What you do helps people, Sam.

01:05:03 I see that now.

01:05:05 Thank you.

01:05:06 [CHEERING]

01:05:22 What is happening?

01:05:23 We heard about what happened and how your last client

01:05:25 took out your earbud and went rogue.

01:05:28 So here.

01:05:29 Oh, well, I don't know if it really warrants donuts, but--

01:05:32 Well, just take a bite, and then you tell me.

01:05:37 Oh, no, I found donuts for a very good cause.

01:05:40 Yeah, I know.

01:05:41 I got you.

01:05:43 Sam.

01:05:45 My office, please.

01:05:48 OK.

01:05:49 Shoot.

01:05:55 Am I OK?

01:05:56 OK, you're good.

01:05:57 Go.

01:05:58 Brianna, listen, I can explain about everything that happened.

01:06:05 Congratulations, Sam.

01:06:08 You're not upset with me.

01:06:09 Why would I be upset?

01:06:11 Well, you wouldn't be.

01:06:12 I don't even know why I said that.

01:06:14 Because your client went rogue, and you

01:06:15 revealed yourself to her date?

01:06:17 Yeah, kind of that.

01:06:19 We've all had a rogue client here and there.

01:06:22 Well, not me, of course, but--

01:06:24 Of course.

01:06:25 But the others, I'm sure.

01:06:27 What I care about, Sam, are results.

01:06:29 And on that front, you delivered.

01:06:32 Your review came in this morning from your client.

01:06:35 And it's one of the best I've seen in a while.

01:06:39 Five stars across the board.

01:06:43 You're back, Sam.

01:06:44 You can breathe again.

01:06:47 Thank goodness.

01:06:49 Wow.

01:06:49 Thank you.

01:06:50 I'm so glad, because, I mean, this job means a lot to me.

01:06:55 What we do for people, helping them find love,

01:06:57 and breaking down the walls between them, it fulfills me.

01:07:02 Well, I'm happy to hear it.

01:07:04 Because I have another client for you.

01:07:07 Oh.

01:07:08 Well, this is an executive client.

01:07:14 We'd like to make you an executive, Sam.

01:07:16 What do you say?

01:07:23 [SCREAMING]

01:07:26 Oh my god.

01:07:28 I had to.

01:07:29 I love it so much.

01:07:32 Can I open?

01:07:33 Yes, go.

01:07:34 OK.

01:07:35 I'm going to see if you could just, like, look at it.

01:07:39 No, you didn't.

01:07:40 Yes, I did.

01:07:41 Oh my god.

01:07:43 But you deserve it, Miss Executive.

01:07:47 And now you can dress just like our boss, which--

01:07:50 It is so awful.

01:07:51 Yeah.

01:07:52 Oh my god.

01:07:53 You'd be surprised how hard it is

01:07:55 to find, like, really ugly blazers.

01:07:58 I bet.

01:07:58 Yeah.

01:07:59 Well, thank you.

01:08:00 Oh.

01:08:00 So?

01:08:07 How's everything else going?

01:08:10 Are you feeling ready for the rehearsal dinner tomorrow?

01:08:12 Yeah.

01:08:14 You know, actually, I am.

01:08:17 I don't know.

01:08:17 It's weird.

01:08:18 I feel like I've been walking around this dark maze

01:08:21 for months, and, like, I finally found a path out, you know?

01:08:27 Does that sound super crazy?

01:08:29 No, it does not sound super crazy.

01:08:31 It actually sounds really, really good.

01:08:35 Like, really, really, really.

01:08:39 What?

01:08:41 I'm just wondering how much of this, like, newfound path

01:08:45 of yours is because of Mr. Matt whatever his last name is.

01:08:48 No, no.

01:08:48 Stop.

01:08:49 Stop.

01:08:51 I am just saying.

01:08:53 Or you know what?

01:08:54 I am asking.

01:08:56 Let's say that I'm asking so that you actually have to answer.

01:08:59 He's a good guy.

01:09:02 He's a really good guy.

01:09:03 And he's helped me a lot.

01:09:06 Jen, romance, it's not a part of the plan right now.

01:09:12 Sam and her plans.

01:09:15 I do love my plans.

01:09:16 You do.

01:09:18 Should we get some food?

01:09:20 Yes.

01:09:21 And put on some trashy TV?

01:09:23 Oof.

01:09:24 I am so glad to see being a big-time exec hasn't changed you.

01:09:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:09:31 [CHATTER]

01:09:34 [WHISTLING]

01:09:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:09:37 Heaven on the dance floor.

01:09:41 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:09:45 She wants heaven.

01:09:47 I only know half the people here.

01:09:50 What?

01:09:51 I said, I only have one.

01:09:53 I have two.

01:09:54 I have three.

01:09:55 Heaven on the dance floor.

01:09:58 I almost didn't want to sing that.

01:09:59 I mean, I'd love to.

01:10:00 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:10:02 I know you know I got good.

01:10:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:10:09 Oh, that's our song.

01:10:12 That's definitely not our song.

01:10:13 No, no, no.

01:10:14 Not our song.

01:10:15 My song with Matt.

01:10:16 Matt.

01:10:17 Yes?

01:10:17 On the dance floor.

01:10:19 Now.

01:10:19 I'll try what?

01:10:21 Come on.

01:10:22 Dance floor?

01:10:22 Go.

01:10:23 Heaven on the dance floor.

01:10:25 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:10:28 Oh, my gosh.

01:10:29 She wants heaven on the dance floor.

01:10:34 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:10:37 I gotta get some more.

01:10:39 Heaven on the dance floor.

01:10:43 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:10:44 This is a little embarrassing, yeah?

01:10:45 It's not, because it-- it's a good note.

01:10:47 And Frankie's so fashionable, you'd

01:10:48 think he would choose a trendier dance than the Vogue.

01:10:51 Yeah.

01:10:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:10:53 Down, down, down, down.

01:10:55 What?

01:10:56 Oh, oh, nice.

01:10:57 Nice.

01:10:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:11:00 Why don't we go show them how it's done?

01:11:04 Let's go.

01:11:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:11:06 Heaven on the dance floor.

01:11:09 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:11:14 Oh, it's heaven on the dance floor.

01:11:18 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:11:21 I gotta get some more.

01:11:23 Heaven on the dance floor.

01:11:27 I gotta, I gotta get some more.

01:11:30 You know, you know I got to.

01:11:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:11:36 Down, down, down, down.

01:11:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:11:43 I bet you can't eat that little bite.

01:11:47 You know, a better bet would be, how many of these Frankie

01:11:50 has already stuffed in through his back?

01:11:52 Oh, bro, true.

01:11:54 He's got a bit of a problem.

01:11:56 Gotta work on that.

01:11:57 How's your night going?

01:11:59 Good.

01:12:00 Yeah, that's all good?

01:12:01 Mm-hmm.

01:12:02 Where's your partner in crime?

01:12:04 She is off hobnobbing with LA's fashion elite.

01:12:08 Oh, you're trying to say that this isn't your scene either?

01:12:11 Not really.

01:12:12 Yeah, I feel weirdly nervous around all these people.

01:12:16 Even me?

01:12:18 Oh, especially you.

01:12:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:12:23 I think what you do is amazing, Sam.

01:12:28 You're amazing.

01:12:33 OK.

01:12:37 I think you're smart and funny in a very dry, borderline

01:12:43 mean kind of way.

01:12:44 But I dig it.

01:12:47 And I think you're intelligent.

01:12:49 That's-- same thing as smart.

01:12:52 OK.

01:12:53 See, that, that, very mean but funny.

01:12:57 I'm sorry.

01:12:59 I just feel a little nervous right now.

01:13:01 I don't-- what I'm trying to say is,

01:13:06 is that when I'm around you, I just feel like I'm

01:13:09 a better version of myself.

01:13:11 I have so much fun with you.

01:13:13 And--

01:13:14 Matt.

01:13:15 I like you.

01:13:16 I actually wrote a spreadsheet for you.

01:13:21 And it's just-- I don't really have a spreadsheet.

01:13:24 I just thought that would be funny.

01:13:25 That's--

01:13:26 Matt, I can't do this.

01:13:27 Sorry.

01:13:28 Yeah.

01:13:31 Sorry.

01:13:32 It's not--

01:13:35 It's not.

01:13:36 It's really--

01:13:37 It's fine.

01:13:38 It's not you.

01:13:39 It's fine.

01:13:40 It is fine.

01:13:41 Just a quick question.

01:13:45 I just-- I thought you were done hating romance.

01:13:48 I thought you were done running away from all that.

01:13:50 I mean, we had so much fun with Millie and Wyatt.

01:13:52 Yeah, that was them, not me.

01:13:54 I know, but you and me, like that-- you can't deny

01:13:56 we were a good team.

01:13:57 It really doesn't matter.

01:13:58 No, no, it does matter, though, Sam.

01:14:00 That's it.

01:14:02 OK, do you remember when I said I didn't have a lot of money

01:14:04 for the ads?

01:14:05 Brianna already said that she's--

01:14:06 That's not-- that's not what I'm talking about.

01:14:07 That's not what I mean.

01:14:08 Just-- just let me finish.

01:14:10 It's because of my sister.

01:14:12 She is going through a divorce right now,

01:14:14 and I've been trying to help her,

01:14:15 and it has gotten messy and drawn out and ugly.

01:14:18 And she has always felt like her and this guy

01:14:24 were just two different people.

01:14:27 And I-- I just think that's-- that's how everybody

01:14:30 lives their lives, and I don't want that.

01:14:33 And then I meet someone as frustrating

01:14:37 and as amazing as you, and I find out that

01:14:40 you are the best person I have ever met,

01:14:44 and we are a good team.

01:14:45 Matt, stop. It doesn't-- it doesn't matter.

01:14:47 You make me better. You challenge me.

01:14:49 So what? It doesn't matter.

01:14:50 So what? So what? So what?

01:14:51 What do you mean, so what?

01:14:52 So what? So what? We're a good team.

01:14:53 So we make each other better now?

01:14:55 Is that a problem?

01:14:56 What happens in 10 years?

01:14:57 I can't tell you--

01:14:58 What about in 20 years?

01:14:59 What happens when you wake up one day,

01:15:01 and you suddenly decide that you found something better?

01:15:04 You're right. You're right.

01:15:09 We are a good team.

01:15:11 We're great.

01:15:12 That's exactly why I can't be with you,

01:15:14 'cause look, great? It never lasts.

01:15:17 Sam.

01:15:22 Ari.

01:15:24 [music]

01:15:26 What is wrong with you?

01:15:38 You did the right thing.

01:15:45 You did the right thing.

01:15:47 [music]

01:15:49 Definitely did the right thing.

01:15:59 Yeah.

01:16:01 [music]

01:16:03 Go to sleep, Sam. You did the right thing.

01:16:13 [music]

01:16:16 [click]

01:16:17 Did I?

01:16:19 [music]

01:16:22 [sigh]

01:16:23 [music]

01:16:26 [music]

01:16:29 [music]

01:16:32 [music]

01:16:34 [music]

01:17:00 [music]

01:17:02 I don't know. I talked to her last night.

01:17:05 I just said that I liked her.

01:17:06 I don't understand what I did wrong.

01:17:08 Frankie, but--

01:17:09 Hey!

01:17:11 I thought I wasn't supposed to see you

01:17:13 until you walked down the aisle.

01:17:15 God, look at you. You look so beautiful.

01:17:17 Thank you.

01:17:18 Okay, what's going on?

01:17:21 Don, I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened.

01:17:23 I--

01:17:24 Sam isn't here yet, honey.

01:17:26 What? Have you tried to call her?

01:17:27 I have been trying to call her all day.

01:17:29 Her phone is off.

01:17:30 I'd go to her house, but I'm the last person

01:17:32 that she wants to see.

01:17:33 I can go.

01:17:34 No, I'll go.

01:17:35 What about the wedding?

01:17:36 Hey, that's my baby girl, okay?

01:17:38 Let me go figure it out, okay?

01:17:40 And I'll come right back as soon as I can.

01:17:42 Of course. Of course.

01:17:43 I'll just regale them with some song and dance numbers.

01:17:46 You go be the wonderful father that you are.

01:17:49 Okay.

01:17:50 All right.

01:17:51 Okay.

01:17:52 All right.

01:17:53 [birds chirping]

01:18:03 [birds cawing]

01:18:06 [camera shutter]

01:18:07 [music]

01:18:08 What?

01:18:09 Ew!

01:18:11 What the--

01:18:12 Sammy!

01:18:13 Dad?

01:18:16 Yes!

01:18:18 What?

01:18:19 Oh, I'm so sorry!

01:18:21 I'm so sorry!

01:18:22 I fell asleep.

01:18:23 I couldn't sleep, so I turned off my phone,

01:18:26 and then a bird pooed on my head.

01:18:28 Well, they say that's good luck.

01:18:31 Ew!

01:18:32 Who says that?

01:18:33 Wait.

01:18:36 Wait, why aren't you at your wedding?

01:18:37 Hello?

01:18:38 Because you aren't!

01:18:39 Look, Sam, it's time that we talked about all this, okay?

01:18:45 Inside.

01:18:46 Less chance of more luck landing on your head.

01:18:50 And then the cat is found.

01:18:53 Holly and Paul share a passionate kiss.

01:18:56 He has always loved her, and she can now finally love him

01:19:00 because she truly understands what love is.

01:19:03 And that, that is Breakfast at Tiffany's.

01:19:06 Thank you!

01:19:11 Thank you so much.

01:19:12 Look at that.

01:19:16 Okay, go, go, go, go.

01:19:20 [♪♪♪]

01:19:22 This is for you.

01:19:27 Thank you.

01:19:30 Wow, you look really nice.

01:19:37 Thank you.

01:19:39 Okay, I'm gonna get my suit, and we're gonna go.

01:19:43 Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

01:19:44 I'm gonna--

01:19:45 Let's just sit and talk for a second.

01:19:49 Okay.

01:19:50 I'm sorry I ruined your rehearsal dinner.

01:20:02 You didn't.

01:20:03 And now your actual wedding.

01:20:06 Oh, please, what's a gay wedding without a little drama?

01:20:09 Sam, what's going on?

01:20:15 I don't know.

01:20:18 I don't know, Dad, I don't know.

01:20:20 I think I'm pretty messed up.

01:20:22 I know, baby.

01:20:23 I'm just scared, you know, of caring for someone,

01:20:30 of someone caring for me.

01:20:32 I just-- I don't want to take that chance.

01:20:34 Sam, what happened between your mom and me

01:20:37 has nothing to do with you.

01:20:39 It wasn't her fault. It was no one's fault.

01:20:42 And I know you want someone to blame.

01:20:45 That person isn't here, which makes it so much harder.

01:20:48 But you can't hide your heart away forever.

01:20:51 Yeah, but you guys were so happy.

01:20:54 I know. We were.

01:20:56 I mean, that's why your mom is still my best friend.

01:21:01 I loved her then, and I still love her now.

01:21:04 It had nothing to do with us caring for each other, or you.

01:21:13 Just so you don't feel like I was a mistake.

01:21:17 Like maybe you would have just been happier if you never had me.

01:21:20 What?

01:21:21 Oh my God.

01:21:23 I don't know.

01:21:24 Hey.

01:21:25 What made you come up with that idea?

01:21:27 Oh my God.

01:21:29 You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

01:21:32 Why didn't you just say that?

01:21:34 Why didn't you just tell me what was going on?

01:21:36 Why couldn't you have just been honest?

01:21:39 I wasn't honest with myself, Sam.

01:21:42 My whole life.

01:21:44 It took me a long time to figure out why I wasn't--

01:21:48 I wasn't happy.

01:21:50 So you weren't happy.

01:21:52 No, no, that's not what I meant.

01:21:54 I was so happy with our family.

01:21:58 With you, your mom.

01:22:01 I felt like the luckiest guy in the world.

01:22:04 That's why it was so hard.

01:22:06 I felt like, here I am.

01:22:08 I have the perfect wife and the perfect, beautiful daughter.

01:22:12 Why don't I feel complete?

01:22:15 You know.

01:22:17 And then I met Frankie.

01:22:19 Through my arch nemesis, Matt.

01:22:24 I don't think he had a master plan.

01:22:27 I mean, you know Matt.

01:22:28 And I don't think he's capable of coming up with a master plan.

01:22:31 You know, I did actually have to show him what an Excel sheet is.

01:22:35 Oh, your success sheet.

01:22:37 Point is, it's not Matt's fault.

01:22:40 I was just born this way.

01:22:43 You know, he just gave me the courage to accept who I am.

01:22:46 Don't say it like that.

01:22:48 What?

01:22:49 Like he is some sort of hero.

01:22:51 Or at least a half-decent guy.

01:22:54 He is.

01:22:55 You know that.

01:22:57 I'm just worried, you know.

01:22:59 I do.

01:23:01 Giving your heart to someone is the scariest thing to do in the world.

01:23:05 Hello.

01:23:06 He's a good guy.

01:23:09 And he likes you.

01:23:11 A lot.

01:23:12 I'm really sorry.

01:23:17 About everything.

01:23:18 You're my daughter.

01:23:20 You never have to say you're sorry.

01:23:23 I love you.

01:23:25 Love you.

01:23:27 Now, come on.

01:23:30 I'd still like to get married today if you would still be my best woman.

01:23:34 Let's get you to the altar.

01:23:36 Yes.

01:23:37 Ready?

01:23:38 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:39 And let's get some of that out of your hair, huh?

01:23:41 Oh, ew, ew, ew.

01:23:42 I totally forgot about that.

01:23:43 Oh my God, how embarrassing would that have been if I went still with this in my hair?

01:23:47 Walking down the aisle.

01:23:48 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:49 We're going.

01:23:50 Wedding.

01:23:51 I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

01:23:52 All right, we're going.

01:23:53 Okay.

01:23:54 But, unfortunately, that's where the book and the movie differ.

01:24:00 Because...

01:24:01 They're here.

01:24:02 Yes, they're here.

01:24:03 They're here.

01:24:04 Too bad.

01:24:05 Yeah.

01:24:06 How do I look?

01:24:07 You look good, right?

01:24:08 Okay.

01:24:09 Hello.

01:24:10 Sorry, everyone.

01:24:11 So sorry, totally my fault.

01:24:12 Bird incident.

01:24:13 Hi.

01:24:15 It's okay.

01:24:16 I told them all about my favorite Audrey Hepburn movies.

01:24:18 They loved it.

01:24:19 Right, Matt?

01:24:20 Mm-hmm.

01:24:21 How are you doing, sweetie?

01:24:22 Oh, I'm fine.

01:24:23 I just feel awful.

01:24:24 I'm really sorry.

01:24:25 No, don't be silly.

01:24:27 Look, we are just glad that you're here now.

01:24:29 Thanks, Dad.

01:24:33 Oh.

01:24:34 You're going to make me cry before the ceremony.

01:24:37 Don't cry.

01:24:38 Hey, guys, this is beautiful, but the makeup's starting to melt.

01:24:42 People are looking like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

01:24:44 We should probably get going.

01:24:45 Yeah, yeah, come on.

01:24:46 Let's go.

01:24:47 Okay.

01:24:48 Wow.

01:24:53 Hi.

01:24:55 Hi.

01:24:56 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate...

01:24:58 [music]

01:25:04 [music]

01:25:09 [music]

01:25:14 [music]

01:25:19 [music]

01:25:24 [music]

01:25:29 [music]

01:25:34 [music]

01:25:39 Ladies and gentlemen, I now present to you the two grooms.

01:25:43 [applause]

01:25:48 [music]

01:25:53 [music]

01:25:56 Hey, where's Sam?

01:25:57 Oh, I think she's over there getting ready.

01:25:59 Oh, um, yeah, actually, I don't know.

01:26:02 [music]

01:26:05 [record scratch]

01:26:06 Sorry.

01:26:07 [laughs]

01:26:08 Sorry.

01:26:09 I mean, who knew that turntables could make that horrible noise, right?

01:26:12 Okay.

01:26:16 I'm just going to borrow this really quickly.

01:26:18 Sorry, sorry.

01:26:19 Sam.

01:26:21 [phone rings]

01:26:23 I'm fine.

01:26:24 Um, hi.

01:26:27 Hi, everyone.

01:26:30 Um, I promise this won't take long.

01:26:32 Uh...

01:26:34 I just wanted to say that my dad...

01:26:38 Hi, Dad.

01:26:40 Has always led by example.

01:26:42 Whether it's how to sneak broccoli under the table to the dog.

01:26:46 I remember that.

01:26:47 Mm-hmm.

01:26:48 Or, um, or how to trip and then turn it into a light jog

01:26:51 so no one really knows how clumsy you are.

01:26:53 You just did that this morning.

01:26:54 Stop it.

01:26:55 You're giving away my secrets.

01:26:56 [laughs]

01:26:58 He also taught me how to be insanely organized.

01:27:01 And how rules and charts and always having a plan can overcome any obstacle.

01:27:08 You see, I was thrown for a loop when my dad met Frankie because...

01:27:13 Well, this guy who had always been so regimented

01:27:17 was suddenly throwing caution to the wind and...

01:27:20 And taking a big swing on something he couldn't have known the outcome of.

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01:27:28 It threw me.

01:27:30 I mean, I was like, "Who is this guy?"

01:27:33 But what I didn't realize was...

01:27:35 He was just teaching me another life lesson.

01:27:39 [music]

01:27:42 I'm not good at this whole big grand gesture thing.

01:27:48 But I do know I'm really tired of playing it safe.

01:27:53 So, once again, following in my dad's lead...

01:27:56 I am going to take a chance.

01:27:59 And instead of running the numbers and sussing everything out,

01:28:02 I'm just going to listen to my heart.

01:28:04 And my heart is telling me I really want to give us a shot.

01:28:07 If...

01:28:09 You'll go all in with me.

01:28:12 Well, lucky for you, I ran the numbers.

01:28:18 They're perfect, Sam.

01:28:23 You are so perfect.

01:28:25 [applause]

01:28:30 That was a really impressive speech.

01:28:38 Thank you.

01:28:39 You know, I actually learned from this guy I met.

01:28:42 Really?

01:28:43 Mm-hmm.

01:28:44 He sounds amazing. I bet that if I--

01:28:46 Mm-mm. No more bets.

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01:29:53 (audience cheering)

The Date Whisperer Full Movie (2023)

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