2 Stupid Dogs 2 Stupid Dogs E037 Cartoon Canines
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00:00 [Générique]
00:02 [Générique]
00:04 [Générique]
00:06 *Musique de cartoon*
00:12 Platoon! Today we're gonna learn the fine art of cartoon brutality!
00:19 Gentlemen, begin beating!
00:23 Prepare to plummet, Picklepuss!
00:25 You're the Picklepuss.
00:27 Grrrr!
00:32 This is you. Grrrr!
00:35 Here, boys!
00:36 Grrrr!
00:39 Gentlemen, a slab of meat this caliber, your eyes should be at least this big!
00:46 All in!
00:50 Okay, kiddies, this is it!
00:54 There are no mommies here for you little girls!
00:58 Grrrr!
01:00 Ha ha ha! I had canned yams for breakfast.
01:04 All right, ladies, suit up!
01:08 [musique]
01:12 No cutesy in my corps, only funny cartoons!
01:16 You know, lots of butt jokes!
01:20 No, no, too beany!
01:23 Too out there!
01:25 Too in there!
01:27 No, too diseased!
01:31 Ah, perfect! Classic cartoon attire!
01:35 We'll call you Hammy and Lofi!
01:38 All right, ladies, this exercise is truly a treat, but there's no such thing as a free lunch!
01:45 You gotta earn these suckers by creating a larger lump on your adversary's head than he can manifest on yours!
01:53 [boing]
01:55 Gentlemen, begin beating!
01:57 [musique]
02:03 I'm waiting, ladies!
02:06 Strike! Strike him! Strike him! Strike him!
02:11 Kill! Dismember! Mame! Scrape! Hurt! Boot! Kick! Ouch!
02:17 Strike! Strike! Strike!
02:21 Ah! I can never hit you, chum! Not even with a wet noodle!
02:27 Grrrr!
02:31 Lumps! I want shiny lumps! Self-induced! Lofi!
02:36 But...
02:37 Now, soldier!
02:39 Well, let's see it, boy!
02:44 Now there's an exemplary goose egg!
02:47 Thanks!
02:48 Next!
02:49 Hiya!
02:50 Now, Hammy!
02:53 Lumps!
03:00 Holy tomato bisque! Looky there! They're ready!
03:05 To the simulator!
03:12 Corporal!
03:13 Yes, sir?
03:14 Send in the first recruit!
03:16 Yes, sir! Good luck!
03:18 What?
03:19 [musique]
03:23 [musique]
03:35 Mamma mia!
03:41 It's Hammy's sandwich time!
03:45 What do you want? Gold? Diamonds? Property? I'll do anything!
03:48 Please! My father's rich! I'll even give you corn!
03:58 Me!
03:59 [musique]
04:16 How did I do that?
04:19 Get off of me!
04:22 [musique]
04:35 Look at them smoking buns!
04:38 [musique]
04:39 Corporal!
04:40 Yes, sir?
04:41 Prepare Lofi!
04:43 Yes, sir! Good luck!
04:46 Thanks!
04:48 [musique]
04:50 [musique]
04:53 Lofi, honey!
04:56 [musique]
05:06 Silly boy!
05:08 [musique]
05:20 Oh, Lofi! Let me show you how the French kiss!
05:25 [musique]
05:39 [rugissement]
05:40 [rire]
05:44 [rugissement]
06:00 Je suis libre!
06:04 Oh, Sasha!
06:06 [rugissement]
06:09 We're free!
06:12 [rugissement]
06:14 *Bruit de téléphone*
06:16 *Bruit de téléphone*