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00:00 Alright, so here's the uh...
00:02 Here's the foot.
00:03 Here's where it's at.
00:05 You guys are so creepy, dude.
00:13 No, I'm not.
00:15 Whenever like, Jess, I'm like playing with my feet,
00:18 or like rubbing my feet together,
00:20 Jess will always just be like,
00:21 "Excuse me, hey Mr. Size Thirteens,
00:24 can you stop rubbing those feet together?"
00:26 WHAT?!
00:29 WHAT THE FU-
00:31 I see someone in here, but...
00:33 Oh... my goodness.
00:48 This guy's moving, bro.
00:52 This uh, serverless coin.
00:54 A man's feet pics being leaked is like,
00:56 equivalent to a woman's nude.
00:58 Both equally precious.
01:00 I'm sure I can chase her.
01:07 Yeah, I would say so.
01:13 I just got f*cking annihilated, bro.
01:15 [Badass music]
01:17 "Got a blast!"
01:27 After we kill this guy.
01:45 By the way, the mole has been there on my foot for years.
01:47 We traced it back.
01:48 Jess and I went on this crazy little journey.
01:50 Literally, basically going through old pictures,
01:52 looking for feet pics.
01:54 Dean, thank you for the five, gifted Jeff,
02:06 thank you for the membership on YouTube, appreciate you guys.
02:08 Uh, it's been great to hear that.
02:13 This guy is here somewhere.
02:15 Go on, challenge me, please.
02:24 So what's the process with it?
02:32 So we, they did like a circle incision,
02:34 with like a, just like a pump,
02:36 they pumped it, it was like the first test, right?
02:38 Cut it out,
02:40 stitched it up, sent it in,
02:42 tested for, it's basically like
02:44 early melanoma, like super early stages,
02:46 which is obviously like...
02:48 That's pretty good!
02:50 So when is John Cena gonna visit?
02:52 Oh, that's dark, dude.
02:54 The doc is incredibly confident
02:56 that he got it all.
02:58 Like if it's good news, like I'm a vibe and I'm here.
03:04 I'm not going anywhere.
03:06 If I get further bad news, dude...
03:08 Hey, GG, man!
03:10 (music)
03:12 And... there's my ride!
03:24 (music)
03:38 Dude,
03:40 the amount of people that I had come up to me,
03:42 in the doctor's office, and they were like, "You know, Bob Marley died to melanoma."
03:44 I was like,
03:46 "How's that supposed to make me feel better, dude?"
03:48 (laughing)
03:50 "You know, Bob Marley
03:52 died to melanoma."
03:54 "Don't worry!"
03:56 "About a ting!"
03:58 "Beep beep!"
04:00 (gunshots)
04:02 (gunshots)
04:04 Why are you running?
04:10 Why are you running?
04:20 (gunshots)
04:24 (gunshots)
04:26 I can't even shot.
04:34 And he doesn't have to reload.
04:36 I'm ass.
04:38 Holy sh...
04:40 How does it feel? It feels much better with the bandage on.
04:42 Like the bandage
04:44 masks the...
04:46 Andre! Are you kidding me, dude?
04:48 Get that off!
04:50 How are you ready
04:52 for that?
04:54 Bro, this game is nuts.
04:58 "Put your hands up!"
05:00 That's kill me, dude.
05:02 Later!
05:06 Can I stop getting the same, like,
05:10 sh... single shot rifle, please?
05:12 (gunshots)
05:18 (gunshots)
05:20 (gunshots)
05:22 (gunshots)
05:24 (gunshots)
05:26 Hey, Vsauce!
05:28 Good shots, bro. Like,
05:30 w... ah...
05:32 (angry sound)
05:34 (gunshots)
05:36 (gunshots)
05:38 (gunshots)
05:40 (gunshots)
05:42 Now that I've got...
05:44 (gunshots)
05:46 (gunshots)
05:48 It's not even real.
05:52 Right?
05:54 (imitating game audio)
05:56 "Response? Why don't you ask me later?"
05:58 Dude, like, look at the way this guy...
06:00 I hate the AI in this game so much.
06:04 Have no fear, the little brother is here.
06:06 (angry sound)
06:10 (gunshots)
06:12 (gunshots)
06:14 Good shots, bro.
06:16 Had him one hit.
06:18 (angry sound)
06:20 'Cause right now it is, like, uncomfortable, but...
06:22 (gunshots)
06:24 (gunshots)
06:26 (gunshots)
06:28 Look at that. It wasn't a real... it wasn't a fresh shot, dude.
06:30 (gunshots)
06:32 "And on your right, if you look,
06:34 you'll see two naked guys
06:36 fighting over a can of pink!"
06:38 (gunshots)
06:40 (gunshots)
06:42 (laughs)
06:44 I... I just isn't...
06:46 sleeping. I know I didn't say anything.
06:48 "Alexa,
06:50 can you play me a bit Juicy Fart?"
06:52 "Oh." "Oh yeah,
06:54 what kind of pink Juicy Fart do you want?"
06:56 (laughs)
06:58 (imitates fart)
07:00 "Is that good?"
07:02 It is against TOS, I think.
07:06 To show, like, gory shit.
07:08 (gunshots)
07:10 (gunshots)
07:12 (gunshots)
07:14 (gunshots)
07:16 (gunshots)
07:18 Dude, this guy's NPC, like,
07:20 actually sh*t on me.
07:22 (imitates fart)
07:24 (imitates fart)
07:26 Oh!
07:28 "Oh my god, don't give them all this
07:30 foot content."
07:32 "Johnny!" "Listen to what he does
07:34 when you rub his foot!" "Okay, she's
07:36 rubbing my wound, not my foot!"
07:38 "I can't focus,
07:40 honey." "Juicy, you got
07:42 something to tell me?"
07:44 "You serious right now?"
07:46 (gunshots)
07:48 (gunshots)
07:50 "I can't focus, baby."
07:52 (laughs)
07:54 "Thank you."
07:56 (car engine)
07:58 (car engine)
08:00 "Go, go, go, go, go!"
08:02 "Go, Johnny!"
08:04 (gunshots)
08:06 "I beg your pardon?"
08:08 (gunshots)
08:10 (gunshots)
08:12 "We don't
08:14 king-shame unless king-shaming is your
08:16 king." (laughs)
08:18 "That's good, dude."
08:20 (gunshots)
08:22 (gunshots)
08:24 "Now, I can show you,
08:26 I can show you now where it is,
08:28 now that it's covered."
08:30 (gunshots)
08:32 (gunshots)
08:34 "The man, boy!"
08:36 (gunshots)
08:38 (gunshots)
08:40 (gunshots)
08:42 "Bro, what
08:44 are you doing up there?"
08:46 (gunshots)
08:48 (gunshots)
08:50 (gunshots)
08:52 (gunshots)
08:54 "This is big brain time."
08:56 (gunshots)
08:58 "Alright, so here's the, uh,
09:00 here's the foot.
09:02 This is where it's at."
09:04 (music)
09:08 (music)
09:10 "You guys are so creepy,
09:12 dude. No, no. Not holding
09:14 it, dude. It's literally the entirety
09:16 of the bandage from top to bottom."
09:18 (gunshots)
09:20 (gunshots)
09:22 "I hit him. What the hell? Did you guys see
09:24 that?"
09:26 (gunshots)
09:28 (gunshots)
09:30 "Holy sh*t, nice shot."
09:32 (gunshots)
09:34 (gunshots)
09:36 (gunshots)
09:38 (gunshots)
09:40 (gunshots)
09:42 (gunshots)
09:44 (gunshots)
09:46 (gunshots)
09:48 (gunshots)
09:50 "Cancer,
09:52 God protect this man at all costs." "Hey, man."
09:54 "Thank you, brother!"
09:56 (music)
09:58 (music)
10:00 (music)
10:02 (music)