BEST GEEZER Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: Set on Canvey Island, Essex, 'BEST GEEZER' follows Billy (Ryan Enever), Neil (Darren Tassell), and Dave (Philip A. Rogers) as they navigate their floundering corporate video production business. Faced with endless uninspiring projects, Billy is on the brink of giving up when inspiration strikes—a plan to create their very own geezer movie, aiming to win the top prize at THE GEEZERS film festival.
Embarking on their filmmaking adventure with more enthusiasm than expertise, and a blatant disregard for political correctness, the trio faces numerous challenges. Will their low-budget film, crafted with heart and humor, measure up to London's legendary geezer films and compete for the coveted 'Best Geezer' award?
Embarking on their filmmaking adventure with more enthusiasm than expertise, and a blatant disregard for political correctness, the trio faces numerous challenges. Will their low-budget film, crafted with heart and humor, measure up to London's legendary geezer films and compete for the coveted 'Best Geezer' award?
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00:00It's Jetsmith, isn't it?
00:02Bloody good actor.
00:04Onto a waltz at the geezers.
00:06Top of the tree.
00:08I bet he's loaded.
00:10He ain't washing no dishes.
00:12Everyone starts somewhere.
00:14Look, all I'm saying, lads,
00:16is as the producer,
00:18we need this all out of timekeeping, yeah?
00:20Welcome to Canby Video Lecture, Mr Gordon.
00:22Can't you make that camera look a bit bigger or something?
00:24I don't know.
00:26It's all about image in this game, isn't it?
00:28And now a little bit about me.
00:30What did you expect, boss?
00:32Get him to do a Nick Cage act or something?
00:34Well, love, we're making progress.
00:36Oh, progress, yeah?
00:38How about you make some money?
00:40Shoot went well today, Dad.
00:42Some smart bloke who does accounts and that.
00:44You boys do what you enjoy doing
00:46and the money will take care of itself.
00:48This is bollocks.
00:50Can't use this.
00:52Have a tea break, is it?
00:54I'm just talking to movies.
00:56I'm talking to those piece-of-shit videos you make.
00:58I quit. I don't need a manager
01:00because I'm getting out of the video business.
01:02We're filmmakers, right?
01:04I am. You quit, remember?
01:06Why don't we make a movie?
01:10Will I have a screenwriter?
01:12All professional, like.
01:14Neil's got an idea for funding.
01:16Big telly.
01:18It's not a huge amount of money.
01:20I don't know if you can make a movie with it.
01:22How much?
01:24I'm talking about family.
01:26Yeah?
01:28A video production outfit
01:30is making a splash on the island.
01:32Really got to hit them hard in the bollocks,
01:34do you know what I mean?
01:36You touch him again and I'll be calling Craig
01:38to bring down his boys with their pitchforks.
01:40I was wondering whether there was
01:42a more subtle way to open the film.
01:44You can't go back out there, Andy.
01:46All the nail guns in the world won't stop these blokes.
01:48Let's do a deal.
01:50You know there's not enough room in Essex
01:52Yeah, I do.
01:54Oh. My. God.
01:56Nice place to retire.