• 7 months ago
There are a few things Funny Marco can't live without. From some stale sour cream and onion Pringles and a pair of binoculars to ramen noodles and 50 Cent's "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" album, the YouTuber shares his essentials.Tickets to the 'Funny Marco & Bobbi Althoff: Open Thoughts vs Really Good Podcast Tour' are now on sale.Director: Jeremy ClowneyDirector of Photography: Carter RossEditor: Paul TaelGuest: Funny MarcoProducer: Sam DennisLine Producer: Jen SantosProduction Manager: James PipitoneProduction Coordinator: Elizabeth HymesTalent Booker: Jenna CaldwellCamera Operator: Shay Eberle-GunstSound Mixer: Paul CornettProduction Assistant: Brock SpitaelsPost Production Supervisor: Rachael KnightPost Production Coordinator: Ian BryantSupervising Editor: Rob LombardiAssistant Editor: Fynn Lithgow
Transcript
00:00 [snaps fingers]
00:01 What's up GQ?
00:02 I am Funny Marco, aka Marco Summers,
00:05 and you're rocking with me,
00:06 talking about my essentials with GQ.
00:09 - That's not how it's supposed to go.
00:13 - Oh.
00:14 [upbeat music]
00:16 My first essential is Pringle chips, sour cream.
00:25 [upbeat music]
00:29 [chips crunching]
00:31 That looks stale.
00:32 This is something that I can't live without.
00:35 The second thing that I can't live without
00:37 is a Reuben cube.
00:40 - A what?
00:41 - Reuben cube.
00:42 [upbeat music]
00:44 I just help show my mindset
00:46 when I talk to people about some mindset thing.
00:48 This is something that keep me focused.
00:50 And when I get distracted and my mind starts to,
00:53 I put this out and get me back on track.
00:57 And I actually went to school.
00:59 It was a challenge.
01:00 And I got this done under a minute.
01:03 - If we going for the time right here,
01:05 can you try it for the audience?
01:07 - Do it for real?
01:11 [clock ticking]
01:13 [upbeat music]
01:16 - 30 seconds.
01:41 - You already started the timer?
01:43 - Yeah.
01:43 - You didn't say that.
01:44 I think this one from Target.
01:45 I usually do the ones from Walmart.
01:48 My next essential is,
01:50 when I say essential,
01:51 can y'all have like the word bouncing on the ball for me?
01:53 My next essential is my binoculars.
01:58 These are good to keep at all times
02:01 because you never know what's around you
02:04 or who's actually looking at you.
02:06 And I use these in the club.
02:08 Sometimes it's coping any females out that's in the back.
02:10 I use these.
02:12 You get to see who in the back.
02:13 You get to see anybody breaking into your car
02:15 'cause I'm staying in Atlanta
02:17 that ain't broken into my car a couple of times.
02:19 It's been so long since I used them.
02:21 I don't know which way I use them.
02:23 This shit blurry.
02:24 Can you see me?
02:27 - I hope.
02:28 - It's blurry.
02:29 - Yeah, 'cause you're not doing it right.
02:32 - Back up a little bit.
02:34 - I hope that you can.
02:35 - Look at this Adam Apple.
02:40 - Ray, you spray a roach usually probably eight to 10 times
02:44 and it'll be on his back,
02:45 but you gotta come back 'cause sometimes they be leaving.
02:48 Especially in hotel rooms, I just spray my bed down.
02:50 I take the sheets off.
02:51 I just spray it down.
02:52 - So no roaches at home, just hotels?
02:55 - No, they definitely there.
02:56 That's why I got it.
02:57 - Is everything okay at home?
02:58 - Yes, everything good at home.
03:04 - What is that?
03:05 - That's 80.
03:06 Sometimes when I don't have an answer,
03:07 I just lay and answer it.
03:09 So I recommend you guys 10 out of 10.
03:11 Ray is definitely dope.
03:13 And there definitely ways to use this.
03:16 Use this to kill roaches and other bugs.
03:20 Avoid from your eyes.
03:22 So that's how you use it.
03:24 Ramen noodles.
03:31 I prefer cup noodles.
03:34 Why?
03:35 Because it's a cup where we from.
03:36 We didn't have a lot of dishes.
03:37 So this is included as a dish.
03:39 So these are way better than these
03:41 because you have dishes at the works.
03:43 I don't know nothing about this.
03:45 I think they just want to throw them in there.
03:47 They definitely judging me.
03:48 I definitely wouldn't eat those.
03:50 These right here.
03:53 You'll get these kind when your food stamps come
03:55 and you get a lot of food stamps.
03:56 You just start buying stuff.
03:58 When you're on a budget, these are good.
04:00 I actually went to Kevin Hart house
04:03 and he had a lot of these.
04:06 So he still eat them too.
04:08 - Okay.
04:09 - I ain't never been to his house.
04:15 That was me.
04:16 That was just me.
04:17 - So we just line there.
04:18 You get on DQ and just start line?
04:20 - I mean, I just ain't never been there.
04:25 But I assume if I do go, he'll have noodles.
04:27 It's just me assuming.
04:28 These are good.
04:29 Bite that and then that's how I open.
04:32 When the bottom's open.
04:33 This is a really good one.
04:37 Usually I get rid of that in there.
04:39 I usually get rid of that.
04:41 I'll pull them in a packet right there.
04:43 And then the seasoned salt.
04:43 You always gotta taste the syrup.
04:47 And you pull just enough.
04:49 Do it halfway.
04:56 You don't want them soggy.
04:57 Right there.
05:00 I got the water in there,
05:02 but I need somebody to microwave.
05:03 Somebody microwave these for me.
05:06 The Cree Cologne is definitely something
05:09 that I got put up on at their end.
05:11 Interviewing La La Anthony,
05:12 she had told me this would help me get more women.
05:15 This smells really good.
05:16 You don't have to spray too much.
05:21 Spray just enough.
05:22 Again, don't spray too much.
05:25 You wanna spray just enough.
05:28 This bottle is like what?
05:33 Think like $600.
05:36 So don't spray too much.
05:37 Spray just enough.
05:40 Again, don't spray too much.
05:47 Spray just enough.
05:48 Baby wipes are very convenient,
05:56 if you know what I mean.
05:58 The Vaseline's are really good.
05:59 When you was about to fight,
06:00 it was always good to have these on
06:01 because when somebody punch you,
06:02 it'll slide right out.
06:03 Floyd Mayweather told me this is something
06:05 that he put on before a fight.
06:07 And I actually sit down with Floyd.
06:08 - When you sat down with Floyd,
06:09 was that before or after he called you Desi G?
06:12 - Oh, that was actually my first time meeting Floyd.
06:14 I ain't got to sit down and talk to Floyd.
06:16 But can y'all take out when I say
06:17 that I did get to meet him?
06:18 Can y'all take that part out?
06:20 - No.
06:21 - Okay, all right.
06:22 So this is just messy.
06:23 - Are you okay?
06:29 - Yes.
06:32 I'm good.
06:35 And my next essential is,
06:37 oh you got, can you throw it higher?
06:40 And my next essential is
06:42 tank tops.
06:46 Tank tops are good because,
06:48 and you can wear these about what,
06:51 four to three times.
06:53 So you throw it in, then you throw it away.
06:55 So you can keep these,
06:55 I'll keep mine on about like four days.
06:57 It'll start getting brown around here.
07:00 You wear it too much.
07:01 You can wash them too.
07:02 I just don't.
07:04 Next time, can you throw it right, please?
07:08 - You got the nose bro.
07:10 - Oh you got, he didn't pour the water out, did he?
07:12 - Uh, I don't know.
07:14 - Gotta get rid of all the water.
07:20 Fogging up my glasses.
07:30 My glasses.
07:31 So usually on a good Saturday,
07:36 I'll be having my tank top on with these.
07:39 Yeah.
07:40 You guys want some hot sauce?
07:41 Oh, I know what kind this is.
07:44 I know exactly what this is.
07:46 This the thick one too.
07:47 Who the hell had this hot sauce?
07:53 Yeah, D, who had this?
07:56 I just be going through shit.
07:57 Miss my grandma.
07:59 You wanna ask me what happened to her?
08:03 - What happened to her?
08:04 - She passed away.
08:05 You gonna say sorry, your condolence?
08:10 - Sorry for your loss.
08:12 - Psych, Shane did.
08:13 My next essential is,
08:15 yeah, like that.
08:20 My glasses, dark shades.
08:22 These can protect you from anywhere.
08:24 Like if you really don't want to get nobody out of contact,
08:27 you'll be like lack of paying attention.
08:29 Especially at, what's that Saturday?
08:31 I was at my cousin's funeral.
08:35 I had these on.
08:36 These are really good.
08:37 I was sleeping there the whole time.
08:39 Nobody knew.
08:40 'Cause nobody know what I'm looking at right now.
08:41 You know what I'm looking at?
08:43 - Looking at me.
08:44 - No, my eyes closed.
08:46 - Your eyes are open.
08:47 - No, they not.
08:48 - I can see your eyes.
08:49 - You can't.
08:50 My eyes are closed right now.
08:53 - I can literally see your eyes.
08:54 - My eyes closed.
08:57 What about now?
08:58 - They closed now.
08:59 - Yeah.
09:00 - You just opened them.
09:01 - Cash.
09:05 One thing about me, I keep it on me.
09:07 That's one thing about me.
09:09 And I had to pull all this out at Wells Fargo.
09:13 And everybody, they asked me like,
09:15 oh, what are you going to do with all this?
09:17 What are you going to do with all this?
09:19 So I like, sometimes I was going to go in the store
09:21 and like, this still sound minor.
09:24 And then it was like, oh, you,
09:25 and then pull this out.
09:27 So it got me out of a lot of trouble.
09:29 And I feel like people be asking me if it's fake.
09:32 And I be like, it's none of your business is real.
09:36 So everything on me is real.
09:39 If you ever see me with some fake money,
09:41 you're going to slap me.
09:42 It's one thing I don't do.
09:44 You can put your hands on me
09:45 if you ever see me with some fake money.
09:47 Don't zoom in too close.
09:49 You zoomed in.
09:50 Can you not zoom in a little bit?
09:53 Right there.
09:54 You do.
09:54 Do a little closer real quick on that camera.
09:57 It look real?
09:58 All right, take that part out.
09:59 Take out when I say it look real.
10:01 I'm going to pick up from here.
10:02 Yeah, so one thing about me,
10:03 I just keep real money on me.
10:04 So that's it.
10:06 I can trust you with this.
10:08 My iPad.
10:14 Another thing I can't live without is the 50 cent.
10:18 I have them on my playlist back to back.
10:19 I listen to this every day
10:21 because it can help you do a lot.
10:24 It can help you love songs.
10:25 Intro, what up gangsta?
10:27 As the trailer's going, patiently waiting.
10:30 Blood, back down, P-I-M-P, like my style.
10:33 Poor little rich.
10:34 21 questions, don't back down.
10:36 Gotta make it to heaven.
10:37 You're not like me, wanksta, P-I-M-P.
10:42 Oh yeah, that's right on there.
10:44 So 50 cent album is definitely one
10:45 that I can't live without.
10:47 And just with my iPad, I do a lot on here.
10:49 Also my YouTube channel, Open Thoughts,
10:52 where I get to sit down with many great people.
10:55 I'm taking it on tour,
10:56 so hopefully I can sit down with them and talk to them.
10:59 If you wanna be there, come.
11:01 If not, oh, I got a thing.
11:02 When you tell people don't come,
11:05 they will come, don't come.
11:06 My family.
11:08 I got a close family member
11:10 and I feel like they know that they a good essential to me
11:14 and I can call them so they can hear about it.
11:17 They gonna pick up quick.
11:21 Smaller brother.
11:22 They always pick up when I call them.
11:29 Probably be a day.
11:36 Trust me, he gonna pick up.
11:39 (phone ringing)
11:41 Yeah, it's gonna pick up.
11:53 Okay.
11:58 And thank you guys for tuning in with me on my essentials.
12:08 Make sure you check out my tour.
12:10 No, make sure you don't check out my tour, Open Thoughts.
12:12 Don't check into it.
12:13 Don't look into it at all.
12:15 You know?
12:18 Keyi has sad music on this part.
12:19 Nevermind, it's okay.
12:23 You don't wanna do it.
12:24 (screaming)