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00:00 [music]
00:08 Jan!
00:09 If possible, use your headscarf.
00:11 Hajan. -Yes, Dul.
00:12 I've got the evidence of the robber.
00:15 Okay.
00:16 Singham.
00:17 Dul, you've got the evidence of the robber for this new case, right?
00:21 Yes, Jan. -Okay, we can make the arrest now.
00:23 Sir. -Ma'am.
00:24 Yes. -Please, Ma'am.
00:25 Yes. -I saw you sitting there. Why?
00:28 I was waiting for you to call me.
00:30 Yes, Ma'am. I'm here. -You're there.
00:33 Yes, Ma'am. What's wrong?
00:34 I... -Jan!
00:35 No, Jan.
00:37 What's wrong, Sir?
00:39 Ma'am, please don't hit my employee.
00:41 Okay, Sir. What's wrong?
00:43 Do you have anything to report? -I want to make a complaint.
00:46 Yes, people often make a complaint here.
00:48 But it's rare for people to come here for this.
00:50 It's true.
00:52 I'm a newbie. Can I make a complaint?
00:54 Yes, please.
00:55 I want to make a complaint. -Okay.
00:57 I want to make a complaint about...
00:59 ...the robber who didn't let my son go.
01:01 The robber who didn't let your son go?
01:03 Yes, this robber.
01:04 Yes, this robber.
01:05 Yes, this robber!
01:07 I'm sorry!
01:08 She's like that.
01:09 That's your job.
01:10 Ma'am, is there anything related to your employee?
01:12 No, Sir.
01:13 You can talk to me one by one.
01:14 I'll take your complaint from you.
01:16 Okay, Sir. I want to.....
01:18 I'm sorry.
01:23 I want to take my complaint.
01:24 Can you change the table? -Yes, Sir.
01:26 What's your name?
01:28 I'm sorry.
01:31 I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
01:32 Okay, get ready.
01:34 I'm sorry.
01:35 Alright.
01:37 I thought you wanted to change the table.
01:39 I'll change it later.
01:40 Continue with your complaint.
01:41 I want to make a complaint about...
01:43 ...the robber who didn't let my son go.
01:45 I want to celebrate Eid.
01:46 Okay, take this.
01:47 Don't disturb her.
01:50 Leave her alone.
01:51 Is this your son or mine?
01:53 It's your son.
01:54 My son didn't let....
01:56 That was too fast.
01:58 Really?
01:59 He's worried that I'm going to let my son go.
02:02 But, this robber didn't let my son go.
02:05 I want to celebrate Eid tomorrow.
02:07 So, this robber.....
02:09 Calm down, ma'am.
02:10 So, you mean...
02:12 ...the one we're arresting is your son?
02:14 I'm so embarrassed.
02:17 Ma'am, calm down.
02:19 Ma'am.
02:23 Ma'am, calm down.
02:25 What's wrong?
02:26 I'm so embarrassed.
02:27 Ma'am, sit down.
02:28 I'm a friend.
02:30 Calm down.
02:31 You're a friend, right?
02:33 No, she's not.
02:34 Have you ever been a friend?
02:35 Ma'am, calm down.
02:36 I want to let him go.
02:37 Open your mouth.
02:38 We're not in a clinic.
02:40 Calm down.
02:42 Ma'am, calm down.
02:43 Ma'am, give me your hand.
02:44 You're like a devil.
02:45 Ma'am, give me your hand.
02:47 Ma'am.
02:48 Ma'am.
02:49 Ma'am, give me your hand.
02:50 What's wrong?
02:52 I want to check your blood pressure.
02:54 What's wrong?
02:55 We don't do blood pressure test at the police station.
02:57 Go and get a report.
02:58 Where am I going?
03:00 Ma'am, listen to me.
03:01 What are you doing?
03:02 Don't go to other places.
03:04 Ma'am, your son was arrested...
03:06 ...when he was fasting.
03:09 My son is fasting for a year.
03:13 Ma'am, actually...
03:15 ...we've tried to save your son.
03:17 But you love him more.
03:19 No, his son is not dead.
03:21 He's dead.
03:22 When we arrested your son, the fried chicken was in his mouth.
03:26 We couldn't do anything.
03:27 Because he was fasting in a crowded place.
03:30 You said that my son was arrested...
03:33 ...because he was watching people fasting.
03:37 He couldn't have watched us fasting.
03:39 We're stupid.
03:40 He was arrested when we were fasting.
03:44 We're not fasting.
03:46 Ma'am!
03:48 My son!
03:49 Ma'am.
03:50 Stop!
03:51 My son.
03:53 He's not wearing a...
03:55 Ma'am!
03:56 Ma'am, don't.
03:57 Don't touch my son.
03:59 Don't touch my son.
04:01 Police!
04:02 We're police.
04:03 We're police.
04:04 Calm down.
04:05 Jad! -Yes, ma'am.
04:06 I feel disgusted.
04:07 Why?
04:08 He was farting.
04:10 He won't be disgusted for long.
04:12 Ma'am.
04:13 We can't let your son go until Raya.
04:16 Don't do that.
04:17 I want to celebrate my birthday.
04:18 I'm sorry, ma'am.
04:19 That's our job.
04:21 We can't let him go easily.
04:23 If that's the case,...
04:25 ...let me go in if you don't want to let my son go.
04:27 My son!
04:29 Sit down.
04:31 Did he feed you?
04:33 No.
04:34 There's no toilet in our lock-up.
04:37 Yes, Jad.
04:38 Prepare two bowls.
04:40 Yes, Jad.
04:42 I think that's enough.
04:45 Help me, ma'am.
04:46 Sure.
04:47 One more thing.
04:48 I don't understand.
04:51 It's good to be out.
04:53 But, I want to be in this lock-up.
04:56 Because, Raya is coming.
04:58 You're not my mother!
05:01 I think he's not my mother.
05:03 We're going home for Raya.
05:05 I didn't see anyone when I got here.
05:07 So, I'll go now.
05:09 Happy Raya! -I don't know how to do it.
05:11 Happy Raya, Adul.
05:12 I have to work today.
05:13 You have to work.
05:14 Remember this!
05:16 Yes, Jad.
05:17 Now, it's our turn.
05:20 Two assistants.
05:22 They're all... -This is a lock-up!
05:24 [To be continued...]
05:27 (upbeat music)
05:29 [BLANK_AUDIO]