• 8 months ago
In the wake of an environmental collapse that is forcing humanity to shed 20% of its population, a family dinner erupts | dG1fVFpfREg4WWdfTnM
Transcript
00:00 I don't want a one in four chance of dying tonight.
00:02 Sorry, those odds don't work for me.
00:04 Okay, so what is your suggestion, then?
00:08 I don't have one.
00:10 I've made mistakes.
00:13 A lot of them.
00:15 Especially recently.
00:18 But I am sure as hell not ready to throw in the towel.
00:21 None of us are.
00:24 That's kind of beside the point, isn't it?
00:27 No, it isn't.
00:29 Because here's the thing.
00:31 I barely know you fucking people.
00:35 I know we're family and all, but what, we see each other three, maybe four times a year?
00:43 Always here at Dad's.
00:45 I mean, we never get together on our own.
00:48 We never even call each other unless it's an obligatory birthday call.
00:51 I am closer with the lady who does my nails than I am with any of you.
00:57 What's your point?
00:59 My point is, if Bob needs a second body, I can tell you all right fucking now, it's not gonna be mine.
01:09 Holy fuck!
01:10 Rachel!
01:11 No, let me see.
01:14 What the fuck?
01:15 Did she hit you?
01:16 He doesn't deserve a cent of Dad's money, he's just gonna fucking snort it all away.
01:19 Oh my God.
01:21 She's not wrong.
01:22 Yeah, she is. I'm fucking clean, Sharon.
01:24 Oh, whatever. It never sticks.
01:26 Listen, guys, one less sibling means more of Dad's money for the rest of us.
01:31 You trying to recruit them to gang up on me?
01:33 No, I know where Jared stands.
01:35 Ashley, you do get the severity of the situation, don't you?
01:40 You do get that one of us is leaving here tonight in a fucking body bag.
01:47 One of our cold, dead bodies is being wheeled out that door and thrown in the back of that mobile morgue at the end of the driveway right alongside Dad.
01:59 [Music]

Recommended