Biden roasting Trump at White House Correspondents Dinner

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00:00 Of course, the 2024 election is in full swing.

00:04 And yes, age is an issue.

00:08 I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old.

00:13 [laughter and applause]

00:16 Well, I feel great. I really feel great.

00:20 I'm campaigning all over the country.

00:22 Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina.

00:25 I've always done well in the original 13 colonies.

00:28 [laughter]

00:31 And speaking of history,

00:34 did you hear what Donald just said about the major Civil War battle?

00:38 Quote, "Gettysburg, wow!"

00:42 [laughter]

00:46 Trump's speech was so embarrassing,

00:49 the Statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again.

00:52 [laughter]

00:54 But look, age is the only thing we have in common.

00:59 My vice president actually endorses me.

01:03 [laughter and applause]

01:06 [cheers and applause]

01:09 I had a great stretch since the State of the Union,

01:15 but Donald has had a few tough days lately.

01:18 You might call it stormy weather.

01:21 [laughter]

01:24 What the hell?

01:26 [laughter]

01:28 Trump's so desperate, he started reading those Bibles he's selling.

01:32 [laughter]

01:34 Then he got to the First Commandment.

01:36 "You shall have no other gods before me."

01:40 That's when he put it down and said, "This book's not for me."

01:43 [laughter]

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