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00:00 - You're not banned on TikTok?
00:01 - I am.
00:02 - You just got banned on TikTok?
00:03 - Yeah, hate speech and hateful behaviors.
00:05 (upbeat music)
00:08 - Me.
00:09 - All right, dude, listen, I'm not gonna lie to you, bro.
00:09 I have taken a (beep)
00:10 so just land at the very end of the bus
00:12 and try not to die.
00:14 - Can anybody verify, is Tyler,
00:16 like, does he poop like a cat or it's like instantaneous?
00:19 Or is he like an 88 year old in a nursing home?
00:21 You know what I mean?
00:22 Where he's got to force a pebble out.
00:23 What sort of timeframe are we looking for here?
00:26 So he's cat-like with the poops.
00:29 Good to know.
00:30 - A few minutes later.
00:31 - Oh, I'm alive.
00:34 - Wow, you really do poop like a cat.
00:36 That is insane.
00:37 Yeah.
00:38 You just like meow for us a little?
00:40 I don't know.
00:41 (gunshots)
00:43 Oh.
00:45 (laughs)
00:47 (dog barking)
00:52 (gunshots)
00:54 - Chance the Rapper's back.
01:02 (imitates gunshots)
01:05 - I need to heal.
01:13 - Bruh.
01:14 - I'm going for a rest.
01:15 - Oh, he's resting.
01:18 He sent his teammate, he sent the AI to rest.
01:20 - Oh!
01:21 Oh, nice bro.
01:23 Oh my God.
01:23 - This is enough.
01:25 - I'm panicking, I'm panicking.
01:28 (gunshots)
01:30 - Shot moving us out.
01:31 - Yeah, I already did that.
01:33 Hold up.
01:34 Already did that.
01:35 - One 16 on this guy.
01:36 - I'm on three.
01:37 - I think that's one shot.
01:39 I think that's one shot.
01:39 I think that's one shot.
01:40 One shot again.
01:43 Nice.
01:44 - Nice.
01:45 - Behind this wall.
01:46 - 31 cracked.
01:47 25 white.
01:48 - Where'd he go?
01:50 Upstairs?
01:51 - We can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
01:53 (gunshots)
01:55 - That's the speed of everyone else.
01:57 Wait, did you get across the map?
01:59 - They're definitely not real.
02:01 - More to be dignified.
02:09 - Waste a shockwave to dive on AI.
02:11 - I hate your job.
02:12 - I...
02:17 - Hey, that's giving very Blevins energy right there, dude.
02:20 - I am confident.
02:22 Hunter said, "Jordan should do up-Bs for us."
02:29 I'm...
02:30 I'm just confused.
02:33 - I can't pick up.
02:35 (laughing)
02:37 - Hold on, hold on.
02:38 Tell Ninja how you used to go to Arby's to boob?
02:41 - You used to go to Arby's to boob?
02:44 Someone capped you.
02:45 (gasps)
02:46 Ain't no way you just did what I think you just did.
02:49 (dramatic music)
02:52 - What just happened?
02:53 - When I get out of the car, it lets me pull my chute.
02:57 I just died to fall damage.
02:59 - This is so embarrassing.
03:01 - That they full-killed me.
03:03 That's crazy.
03:05 Oh, that's crazy.
03:10 Oh no.
03:15 - Come back!
03:18 - Oh, he's just gonna chase me forever.
03:20 - That'd be trust.
03:22 Wow.
03:26 - Yeah, it's a miracle.
03:27 - Be sad, dude.
03:28 GG's.
03:29 - What do you need?
03:30 - I don't even need 58 to pray.
03:31 We don't even need it.
03:31 I don't even care.
03:32 I'm the best.
03:33 I'm the best that's ever lived.
03:34 That's why I died on the island to fall damage.
03:36 - Almost just not just in the face.
03:38 75, 75, 23, 34.
03:40 You actually just hit me with that one?
03:47 - I don't have any movement like that, so.
03:49 - Pop me a biggie real quick.
03:51 - Above you now.
03:52 25.
03:57 - Got him. Reloading.
03:58 - 60 on this guy.
04:01 180, 84.
04:03 - Not 180, I lied.
04:04 - I'll get him, I'll get him, I'll get him.
04:05 I need that coin.
04:06 - Help is on the way, dude!
04:08 - Yep.
04:12 - Ooh, like a piñata!
04:14 - Prayer, saving.
04:15 - Oh, what? They're real.
04:17 - 121.
04:18 - Oh, there's a guy.
04:28 (laughing)
04:30 - Dude, we look over, they got the paparazzi squad
04:34 looking at us doing absolutely nothing.
04:36 - Bro, if we were gay, would you bleach your butt off for me?
04:40 - If I'm sorry, what was the question?
04:41 What was that?
04:42 - I didn't say anything.
04:43 (laughing)
04:46 - Grandpa can't wake up, he's with the...
04:50 (screaming)
04:52 - Oh, Lord.
04:53 - Grandpa's real sleepy.
04:54 - Y'all, because...
04:58 - Under the ground, what?
05:01 - He's going to wake up.
05:03 - 12.
05:05 Michael Myers?
05:07 - He's one shot.
05:08 You got him?
05:12 - Yeah, yeah, I was just struggling.
05:14 (dramatic music)
05:17 - Nice double, bro.
05:20 - Clip right next to it, it's like, "I lied."
05:22 - Yeah, I mean, it's crazy.
05:24 - I lied.
05:27 - I...
05:28 - Completely natural.
05:31 - How did this AI just do 50 damage to me
05:34 across the map, dude?
05:35 You know what I mean?
05:36 - I don't know, you tell me.
05:37 - I've been on TikTok? I am.
05:40 - You just got banned on TikTok?
05:41 - Yeah, hate speech and hateful behaviors.
05:44 - From what?
05:45 - Andre said it's probably from the butthole thing.
05:47 (laughing)
05:49 I should've said donut hole.
05:53 You all right?
05:55 - I got jumped by the AI, can't tell.
05:57 - Oh yeah, why are you getting drained?
06:00 Where are you? Oh, (beep)
06:12 I got stuck on the rock, what the heck?
06:14 - I mean...
06:15 - Oh, you got bit on.
06:16 - Nevermind.
06:17 - Oh, he's just gonna teleport forever.
06:19 I had him for 13 damage, 13 why?
06:22 - He got stuck on the rock.
06:23 - I feel that, dude.
06:26 - Just like the Clarence.
06:27 - How long were you out for walking?
06:32 - I literally couldn't walk for like three weeks
06:34 from like just the craziest,
06:35 it was just so uncomfortable, so awkward.
06:38 - Where did they even grab that skin from here?
06:41 - My nutsack, bro.
06:42 - Oh my...
06:43 - The nukes.
06:44 - Dad.
06:45 - Oh, I think I got behind me.
06:49 Oh, it's an AI.
06:50 Holy (beep)
06:51 He's getting the (beep) out of me.
06:52 - Coming back to you.
06:53 - 40.
06:59 - Yeah, that guy's weak.
07:00 Other guy's kind of weak.
07:01 - He went on top, he's on top right.
07:04 - He don't wanna die.
07:05 (upbeat music)
07:07 - Jack Skellington got (beep)
07:18 - This is Halloween, this is Halloween.
07:21 - Oh, what, what's the name of that guy?
07:23 - He's one shot.
07:28 I don't know if you have shotgun,
07:29 we took it over here, this guy's literally one shot.
07:30 He's not thirsting me, he's running away to the left.
07:32 - That a boy, dude.
07:34 - I love that, I love that aggro.
07:37 - He's coming, he's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
07:40 He's coming, he's coming.
07:41 You're good, brother, just take him.
07:44 You're better than him.
07:45 Oh, (beep)
07:47 These teammates here.
07:48 Oh, it wasn't, it was an AI, you're the best, Legion.
07:56 - No, that is cheating.
07:57 - Gotta go.
07:58 - Oh, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
07:59 It's totally fine.
08:00 - Got him, got him, got him, got him.
08:02 - Okay, yeah, this guy grabbed, yeah.
08:03 This guy grabbed his teammates card
08:04 and he's gonna go get him, which is fine.
08:06 - He could have killed me 18 times.
08:08 Oh, yeah.
08:08 - Oh, my sexy.
08:10 - You're almost half my size now.
08:12 - Hey, Jordan.
08:13 - What up?
08:14 We've not been talking about your husband.
08:17 - Oh, no, no, no.
08:18 Oh, honey, you're looking very thick
08:21 in this camera angle, by the way, if you know what I'm saying.
08:24 - Yo, this is great.
08:25 Am I allowed to be here?
08:26 - I don't know, bro.
08:27 There's a reason I got banned on TikTok.
08:28 - Right to jail, right away.
08:30 - This is crazy.
08:31 - Today?
08:32 - Yeah, I got banned again.
08:32 - What happened, Andre?
08:33 - I don't know.
08:34 - She's like, that's exactly why you just got banned.
08:38 - Not e6 on that person?
08:43 - It said hate speech?
08:44 - It said, yeah, it said hate speech was like the reasoning.
08:47 - What the hell?
08:51 - Honey, this is what it is.
08:55 (laughing)
08:58 - Dude.
09:01 (laughing)
09:04 - He's dead.
09:06 - Big T, rest in pay, dude.
09:10 Rest in pay, Big T.
09:11 Not his teammate running, dude.
09:14 - Oh, dude, it's the same guy.
09:15 It's Jackson.
09:16 - I'm dying, help me.
09:16 - Well, he thinks he can run,
09:20 but I have water in the mythic, so watch this.
09:22 - No keeper, someone.
09:24 - Nice.
09:29 - I don't want this in your pants.
09:31 (laughing)
09:33 - I'm living the dream, dude, literally.
09:35 That's all I'm trying to say.
09:36 (laughing)
09:40 - This guy, dude.
09:42 - 40 legs, nice.
09:48 - That was a real player, by the way.
09:49 - 20 W spams, bro, three in a row, dude.
09:51 Grab my pigtails, dude, and ride me like a horse, bro.
09:54 - Yeah, dude.
09:55 (upbeat music)
09:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]