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00:00Friends, in today's society, hopelessness is spreading and there is a great need for hope.
00:06Remember one thing, that feeling and hope are side by side.
00:12Yes, feeling and hope are side by side. How are they side by side?
00:17Think of it this way, if someone serves their elderly parents, feels for them,
00:24then the youth feel that they should do the same.
00:30If someone is doing it, then it is our duty to feel for them.
00:34And there is a hope for the parents that their children will do the same.
00:39In our old age, our children will be useful in the same way.
00:43Wherever you look, if someone feels for a poor person, then he makes others feel for him.
00:49The have's, how you have not's, how to serve, how to help the poor,
00:55and there is a hope for the poor that we will be helped.
01:00So remember, if you want hope to awaken in this society,
01:05to come to you, to live your life with hope,
01:09then start feeling from today.
01:12If you feel, then hope will come for everyone.
01:16Let's start today's show with this message.
01:18Today we will take you to the police station and see what Mr. Asim is doing.
01:23What happened to Mr. Asim?
01:26What to see? Thank God, I am blind.
01:30Greetings.
01:33How are you, Mr. Arun?
01:37Mr. Asim, what happened to you?
01:39Why are you sitting here? If they come and see, they will scold you.
01:42I have to fulfill my hobby.
01:45You are doing as they do.
01:48Give me a minute, I am getting a call.
01:51There is no sound.
01:52What are you saying?
01:56No, no, no, they will get a lady police.
02:00No, no, no, I am a good man, I will beat them.
02:05Very good.
02:06Very good.
02:07Who are you?
02:09I am a thief.
02:10I am a thief.
02:13What an innocent man.
02:16Admit it, you are a thief.
02:18Sir, I am very scared of Mr. Asim.
02:20Okay.
02:21You cannot lie in front of him.
02:23Mr. Asim is not here right now.
02:25Brother, I have Mr. Asim.
02:27What have you stolen?
02:29Brother, I have committed a very big theft.
02:31He is a very dangerous criminal.
02:33Okay, what has he done?
02:35He does a lot of strange thefts.
02:38What?
02:39He steals some special parts of a cycle.
02:43Cycle?
02:44What special parts does a cycle have?
02:48For example, the bell of a cycle.
02:53He steals the bell of a cycle.
02:55Then he is very fond of stealing chains.
02:59Stealing chains?
03:00What is his hobby?
03:02He says, he gets down again and again, bring it once.
03:10Then why are you not able to come out of your character?
03:12I am enjoying it.
03:16Sir, he is testing me.
03:21Oh wow, he has caught me.
03:23And see, you have come with a bang.
03:26I swear.
03:27Wow.
03:30Sit down.
03:33Sit down.
03:34What happened? What has he done?
03:35I will bring my monkey.
03:39I don't know what has happened.
03:40He is a very dangerous criminal.
03:42Listen.
03:43Yes, sir.
03:44I will tell you.
03:45See this, sir.
03:46This is a ladies' blanket.
03:48This is a ladies' blanket.
03:49Okay.
03:50He talks like this.
03:51What does he do?
03:52I can't tell you.
03:53See this bag.
03:55This is also a ladies' purse.
03:56This is a ladies' bag.
03:57Sir, he steals women's purses.
03:59Oh.
04:00He steals chains from their necks.
04:02Disgusting man.
04:03Disgusting man.
04:04He steals their mobile phones.
04:05Oh.
04:06He does very disgusting things.
04:08Sir.
04:09You did a very good thing.
04:10By holding him.
04:11And file such a FIR.
04:12That he can't come out.
04:13He was caught on the pretext of misunderstanding.
04:15On the pretext of misunderstanding.
04:16Sir, my mother's purse was like this.
04:18I thought mother will pick it up herself.
04:19I will pick it up.
04:22Sir.
04:26Do you have time?
04:27Yes.
04:28What do you mean?
04:29He has time every day.
04:33See, sir.
04:34Because of this, Dinali got a notice from the show.
04:36Sir, you should also report this.
04:38That he was on duty all night.
04:39Ravi, you were not on duty at all.
04:41No, sir.
04:42He is on duty.
04:43He didn't let me sleep.
04:45Okay.
04:46He made you sit all night.
04:47How do you know that he was not on duty all night?
04:50We know about your locality.
04:51You live in this locality.
04:53Sir, there is a will.
04:54Wherever there is a will, there is a duty.
04:55Okay.
04:56In Lahore, where there is a will, there is a duty.
04:57Wherever there is a will, there is a duty.
04:59Sir trusts us so much.
05:01He knows that he won't work from today.
05:03Okay.
05:04Okay, sir.
05:05I didn't have breakfast.
05:06Ask someone for tea.
05:08Hey.
05:09Sir, you were caught yesterday.
05:11Did we catch him?
05:12Yes.
05:13Not us.
05:14I was caught.
05:15Not us.
05:16He was caught.
05:19I don't know.
05:20You have done my work too.
05:21You caught me.
05:22Sir, when a criminal is caught,
05:24they say that the police caught him.
05:26Sir, how can he not be controlled?
05:29Son, when he is caught,
05:30I am quiet.
05:31I know.
05:32This is my job.
05:33How did you catch him?
05:34Sir, are you looking at this sheet?
05:35Yes.
05:36Are you looking at this wallet?
05:37Yes.
05:38How much money do you have?
05:39Iā¦
05:40Yes.
05:41Sir, I wore a lady's suit.
05:42Yes.
05:43I wore this sheet.
05:44Yes.
05:45I wore this wallet.
05:46Yes.
05:47I applied a little lipstick.
05:48Yes.
05:49I was waiting.
05:50Believe me.
05:51I didn't run away.
05:52I was standing in the mirror.
05:53I wanted to resign.
05:56Okay.
05:57Sir, I was standing there
05:58where we were talking.
06:00Okay.
06:01He will come and snatch the wallet.
06:02Yes.
06:03He will come and snatch the wallet.
06:04Sir, I was wearing a perfume.
06:06Okay.
06:07He came around me.
06:08He didn't come around you.
06:09Other people came around you.
06:11Sir, I was standing there.
06:15Okay.
06:16He came around me.
06:18He said,
06:19can I get your phone number?
06:21Oh.
06:22Your food is spoilt.
06:23Sirā¦
06:24You can take it from wherever you want.
06:27Sir, he came around me.
06:29You didn't even look at me.
06:31No.
06:32He didn't come around me.
06:35You caught him again.
06:36No, sir.
06:37How can I run away without evidence?
06:38Okay.
06:39I gave him my number.
06:41Then?
06:42Thenā¦
06:43I kept talking to him on the phone for a few days.
06:45He impressed me a lot.
06:48He thought
06:49that my love has been arrested.
06:51Okay.
06:52You kept talking to him at night.
06:54He wanted to talk to me at night.
06:56He asked me to come on WhatsApp.
06:58Okay.
06:59I was sitting there.
07:02I had to do a lot of things to get the money.
07:05How can I go on WhatsApp?
07:07You have to do something.
07:09You have to dance.
07:11You have to dance.
07:14One day, he insisted
07:16that I come on video call once.
07:18Okay.
07:20Then?
07:21Why not?
07:23Why not?
07:25I picked up the phone.
07:27Okay.
07:28I just opened my eyes slightly.
07:30Okay.
07:31Then, I took off my mask.
07:34The picture on the back of the truck was great.
07:37Sometimes, the plates get spoilt.
07:39Yes, yes.
07:40It comes here.
07:43I took off my mask.
07:44He said, look at me with love.
07:45With love.
07:46Then, I took off my mask.
07:48He told me to take off my mask.
07:50Okay.
07:51I just closed my eyes.
07:54Okay.
07:55He told me that my eyes were like
07:57the eyes of Goddess Siri.
07:59Okay.
08:00I thought to myself,
08:01Amraat is right.
08:04Why?
08:05I was able to see my video.
08:07Okay.
08:08He had a daily routine.
08:10He used to call me at 12 every night.
08:12He used to call me at 12 every night.
08:13For how long?
08:14He used to call me during the day.
08:16He used to balance it.
08:18No, no.
08:19How is that possible?
08:20He used to balance it.
08:21He used to balance it.
08:22Why not?
08:25He used to call me at night.
08:27Okay.
08:28He didn't call me that day.
08:29It was 12, 12.30, 1.
08:31Okay.
08:32I thought to myself,
08:33I hope everything is fine.
08:35He is a criminal.
08:36Why are you getting so serious?
08:38I thought to myself,
08:39I hope everything is fine.
08:40He didn't call me.
08:41I thought to myself,
08:42I hope everything is fine.
08:43I had closed my eyes the other day.
08:46Asim, how did you sleep?
08:48You used to talk on the phone all night.
08:50He used to sit in the car.
08:51He used to ask us.
08:52Ashaj Bibi,
08:53when the accused is about to be hanged,
08:55he doesn't sleep.
08:57You are the power bank.
08:58That's why you brought me here.
09:03My battery is dying.
09:05Didn't you get the result?
09:07I got it.
09:08Mr. Arun, I have a very technical question.
09:10What?
09:11How did he make a woman's voice?
09:13How did he make it?
09:14He makes a woman's voice very well.
09:15Pick up the phone and show me.
09:16I have a question.
09:18It's not easy to catch the accused.
09:20Okay.
09:21He didn't have any training.
09:23It's like wrestling.
09:25Give me the phone.
09:26Hello.
09:28What kind of training is this?
09:30This is training.
09:31Who are you?
09:34Sir, when you used to talk at night,
09:36where were you?
09:39Don't talk nonsense.
09:40Asim, did you keep his nickname all this time?
09:43Or did he do something?
09:45No.
09:46I didn't keep anything like that.
09:47I was about to catch the accused.
09:48I was very serious.
09:50I don't know what to do.
09:51I was about to catch him.
09:52But he made me do it.
09:53Oh.
09:56I see.
09:58Oh.
10:00He made me balance.
10:01He is very smart.
10:02He told me to wear shoes.
10:03I knew that I was going to catch him.
10:10Sir, you are very lucky.
10:15Greetings, Mr. Asim.
10:16Greetings.
10:17Sir, it's enough.
10:18It's enough.
10:19Okay.
10:20It's okay.
10:21Sit at home.
10:23It's okay.
10:24You shouldn't have come here.
10:25Listen to him.
10:26Who is he?
10:27Asim sir.
10:28He is from the police station.
10:29Let's talk about the police station.
10:30It's enough.
10:31It's enough.
10:32I didn't give you biryani.
10:33It's enough.
10:34Go.
10:35Go.
10:36Why?
10:37Why are you sending him?
10:38Yes.
10:39He is saying that it's enough.
10:40It's enough.
10:41Do something else.
10:42Sir, there is a housekeeper in your locality.
10:43Go.
10:44Go.
10:45Yes.
10:46Give it to me.
10:47I want to hide there.
10:48Why?
10:49Okay.
10:51Oh.
10:52He misbehaves.
10:53Yes.
10:54I just go to the shop.
10:55He says, look at my face.
10:56I have a lot of problems.
10:57I don't look like this.
10:58It's okay.
10:59It's our work.
11:00It's related.
11:01Where?
11:02Listen.
11:03Yes, Sarki.
11:04Go and get something to eat.
11:05Go.
11:06Sir is calling you.
11:07Sarki, I am not able to sleep.
11:08Get me a bed.
11:09I will sleep there.
11:10Bed is on the bed.
11:11What?
11:12Bed is on the bed.
11:13It's okay.
11:14I can sleep anywhere.
11:15I think he is also talking to a criminal.
11:16That's why he is not able to sleep.
11:17It's okay.
11:18It's okay.
11:19I think he is also talking to a criminal.
11:20It's okay.
11:21I think he is also talking to a criminal.
11:22I think he is also talking to a criminal.
11:23He is not able to sleep.
11:24Go.
11:25Go and get something to eat.
11:26Yes, I am going.
11:27How did he get caught today?
11:28Sir was caught today.
11:29He gave me time.
11:30Okay.
11:31You reach a certain point.
11:32Yes.
11:33I was fully prepared.
11:34You reached there.
11:35I reached there.
11:36Okay.
11:37I reached there.
11:38I stood at the crossroad.
11:39Okay.
11:40I walked to that place.
11:41He lost his wallet in front of me.
11:42Oh.
11:43He lost his wallet.
11:44He ran on the motorcycle.
11:45I put it on his back.
11:46I put it on his back.
11:47I put it on his back.
11:48He was stuck there.
11:49If you haven't done this for two days of your life,
11:50If you haven't done this for two days of your life,
11:51you'd have been married.
11:52Sir, it's my fault.
11:53I was told that I have to get the necklace for sleeping
11:54I was told that I have to get the necklace for sleeping
11:55Okay.
11:56Where was I supposed to get it from?
11:57Wow.
11:58Wow.
11:59He was making a request.
12:00And you..
12:01What is it, Mr. Asim?
12:02And you..
12:03And you..
12:04And I said,
12:05I said,
12:06I said,
12:07I said,
12:08I said,
12:09I said,
12:10I said,
12:11I said,
12:12I said,
12:13I said,
12:14I said,
12:15I said,
12:16I'm the one who's drunk.
12:17Yes.
12:18Oh, I remember that.
12:19Hey, you were supposed to be here.
12:21Sir, you take him. I'm waiting for you since morning.
12:24I'll take you.
12:26Are you in trouble?
12:27Is Chobhue's land ready?
12:28Yes, it's ready.
12:30Is Adarbara here?
12:31Open the door. There's no one here.
12:32Just the two of us are here.
12:34Yes, sir.
12:40Don't talk to your father later.
12:41It's okay. I'll go inside.
12:43Give me the handcuffs.
12:44Give it to me.
12:45Open your eyes.
12:47Okay, so he was drunk today.
12:48Yes.
12:49So, you guys have only one handcuff?
12:51What?
12:52Only one handcuff.
12:53Can I tell you something, ma'am?
12:54Asim has one handcuff.
12:56Is that so?
12:58By the grace of God, if he stands in front of the accused
13:00with his terror, then...
13:03Can I tell you something else?
13:05He doesn't even want a gun.
13:06He just wants a gun.
13:13Give him the handcuffs.
13:14Sir, I'm not feeling well.
13:16Believe me, I don't have anything to say.
13:19I'm just sitting here.
13:21That means, you want a gun too.
13:24Give me the handcuffs.
13:28Hold this.
13:29Adarbara, remember one thing.
13:32He can't run.
13:35Understand?
13:36If he runs, I'll give you a second chance.
13:39This is his file.
13:41Okay.
13:42Okay?
13:43Okay.
13:43Take this file and go to the police station.
13:46Make him go to the police station and bring him back.
13:49Don't let him run.
13:52The court will take him to the police station.
13:53Sir, I don't know how to go.
13:55I don't even have a driver's license.
13:57That's fine too.
13:59Drive the car.
14:00I'll drive it.
14:01Give him the keys to the car.
14:04Sir, you shouldn't trust him so much.
14:06Come here.
14:07It's okay, sir. I'll go and come back.
14:10Adarbara, come here.
14:12What's going on, Mr. Haroon?
14:13Give me the keys to the car.
14:15He's saying that he can't run because he's scared.
14:17Do you have money?
14:19Don't you have enough handcuffs?
14:20I see.
14:21This is the terror of Assam, sir.
14:23Okay.
14:24Why are you laughing?
14:26No, sir. I don't have the courage.
14:28Go and get the oil changed.
14:31Okay.
14:36Come on. Get up.
14:38Can't you see that you're staring at me?
14:43Come on.
14:44Get up.
14:45Come on.
14:46Greetings, sir.
14:47How are you, sir?
14:48I'm fine.
14:49Why did you call us?
14:52We wanted to take you to the police station.
14:53Why are you doing this?
14:55You're doing this for your work.
14:57Who's doing this?
14:58I don't have the courage to do this.
14:59Who are we to do this?
15:01Are we thieves?
15:02Then why are you sitting here?
15:06He's not doing this. He's informing us.
15:08You're really doing this.
15:10No, sir. We're not thieves.
15:14Is that so?
15:14We're from Multani Raksha Bandhan.
15:18You're not wearing a beard.
15:19No, sir. Why do you need it?
15:20You're wearing a mask of the month of May.
15:24No, sir. I'm just getting some fresh air.
15:26Can't you feel it?
15:28You're selling our clothes.
15:31I've heard that whoever comes to your shop
15:34you misbehave with them and beg them.
15:36What do you want?
15:37You want to bargain with them.
15:39You want to bargain with them
15:40and tell them that you've beaten them up.
15:42Yes.
15:42You want to tell them that you've beaten them up.
15:44You want to tell them that you've beaten them up.
15:46Did you tell them that?
15:47Sir, we didn't tell them that.
15:48You should've told them that you came early.
15:51You should've told them that you came early.
15:55Do you two have any shame?
15:58We're businessmen.
16:00We've chosen this place.
16:01Why do you need to bargain with us?
16:03If you had bargained with us
16:04you wouldn't have had to say that you're wearing a mask.
16:10We would've told them that you're wearing a mask.
16:13If you want to bargain with us, then leave.
16:17We haven't even had a chance to bargain with them.
16:20There's a riot going on over there.
16:22People get killed for no reason.
16:24Look at the burger.
16:25A friend shot his friend.
16:26Look at him.
16:27There's no reason to joke, son.
16:28There's a time limit.
16:30You can't joke for 24 hours.
16:32You can't tell them that you're wearing a mask.
16:35Did you tell them that?
16:36No, I didn't tell them that.
16:37Then why did you tell me?
16:40Sir, put them both in jail.
16:42Sir..
16:43I didn't think of that.
16:46I'm giving you a notice.
16:48Yes.
16:48Don't argue with us again.
16:50Not at all.
16:50I'm telling you.
16:51I don't want to do anything else.
16:53Don't bargain with us.
16:56He's telling us to leave the shop.
17:05Come on.
17:10What happened?
17:11You're being punished, sir.