Scam Duit Raya report dekat Shuk Sahar | YES TUAN EP 5
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00:00 [Music]
00:08 I'm still alone.
00:09 I got your number yesterday.
00:10 Sit down.
00:12 You're sad, right?
00:13 We have to work on Eid.
00:15 Sir, I want to file a report.
00:18 I want to file a scam.
00:19 You want to file a scam?
00:21 No, I just want to file a report.
00:23 You want to file a report about a scam?
00:24 Yes, about a scam.
00:25 I'm sorry.
00:27 I just realized I have a friend.
00:29 I was shocked when he came to the station.
00:31 He's our friend.
00:32 He's our scammer.
00:33 I was shocked too.
00:34 Thank God.
00:35 It's his fault.
00:37 He's a scammer.
00:38 He's single.
00:39 Please take his report.
00:40 You're a woman.
00:41 I don't understand Chinese.
00:43 I want to file a report.
00:45 Please do.
00:46 What's your name?
00:48 Sorry.
00:49 Her name is Sorry.
00:51 No.
00:52 Her name is not Sorry.
00:53 She's sorry.
00:54 What's your name?
00:56 What's your name?
00:57 It's an easy name.
00:58 What's your name?
00:59 No, tell me your name.
01:00 Full name.
01:02 My name is Farah Binti Lee Chong Wik.
01:05 Farah Binti Lee Chong Wik.
01:08 When I see you, I feel like I'm Farah.
01:15 How did you know you were scammed?
01:21 Yesterday, I opened a house.
01:23 You opened a house yesterday?
01:25 For Chinese New Year, right?
01:27 We celebrate Chinese New Year together.
01:30 We celebrate Chinese New Year together.
01:32 I'm sorry, Farah.
01:34 You're making a different statement.
01:36 We can celebrate anything.
01:38 We can open a house.
01:39 Milk?
01:40 No, she's still a Malaysian.
01:43 We're one Malaysian.
01:44 She thinks all Chinese New Year celebrations are the same.
01:47 Do you think all Chinese New Year celebrations are the same?
01:48 Calm down.
01:49 Calm down.
01:51 You paid for the house.
01:53 I gave all the children who came...
01:56 ...RM10 for the house.
01:59 I gave RM20.
02:00 You gave it to them.
02:01 I gave it to them.
02:02 You gave it to them?
02:03 But she gave RM1 to my children.
02:08 That's a lot.
02:10 It's not enough to buy fat milk.
02:14 My children get RM0.50.
02:16 That's a lot.
02:17 It's heavy to carry.
02:19 Open the report.
02:22 So, the problem is.....
02:25 I understand.
02:26 The single girl was deceived.
02:28 She gave RM10 to her friends' children.
02:31 I bought them food.
02:33 You said, "No, we bought food."
02:36 "It's rare for us to come to open a house."
02:38 "That's not an open house."
02:40 That's true.
02:42 So, what kind of report do you want to make?
02:45 You were deceived by your neighbours.
02:46 That's true.
02:47 Why didn't she give me my children's money?
02:53 Do you want the money or the return?
02:54 I want the return.
02:55 You want the return and the money.
02:57 No.
02:58 When you got RM1, did you open the sample in front of your neighbours?
03:05 Of course, I did.
03:06 I saw it from behind.
03:08 Oh, my gosh!
03:10 Oh, my gosh!
03:12 What happened?
03:15 Oh, my gosh!
03:17 You're such a liar!
03:20 Oh, my gosh!
03:22 You're a liar!
03:24 You're such a liar!
03:25 You're a liar!
03:26 You're a liar!
03:27 You're a liar!
03:29 Calm down, Dul.
03:31 You're a liar!
03:33 Calm down, Dul.
03:34 You're a liar!
03:36 You're a liar!
03:38 Calm down, Dul.
03:39 Calm down, Dul.
03:40 You're a liar!
03:42 Calm down.
03:44 We didn't take a leave.
03:45 It's okay.
03:46 We're still a family.
03:49 I'm sorry.
03:50 They're a bit sensitive.
03:52 I'm sorry.
03:54 When you said, "Oh, my gosh," someone said, "Oh, my gosh."
03:58 Oh, my gosh.
04:01 You're saying that you've been scammed.
04:05 How much did your neighbours give you?
04:09 It's the same.
04:10 If I give RM10, they'll give me RM10.
04:13 If I give RM20, they'll give me RM20.
04:15 So, you like the same amount.
04:17 If I give you love, you'll give me love.
04:20 I'm married.
04:21 Farah, she's willing to give you love.
04:25 But, our daughter wouldn't dare to give you love.
04:28 That's right.
04:29 You're interested in her daughter.
04:33 I'm going to get a coupon.
04:35 I'll be back.
04:37 Where are you going?
04:38 I'll be back.
04:39 Where are you going?
04:40 I'm going to get a voucher.
04:42 A voucher?
04:43 Is it for free food?
04:45 It's a voucher for free food.
04:46 Free food.
04:47 Before you go, Farah,...
04:50 ...do you have a pen?
04:52 This is a free cheque for your daughter's money.
04:55 You can use it for whatever you want.
04:57 Thank you.
04:58 This is how we are.
05:01 One Malaysia, right?
05:03 Yes.
05:04 If you can, you can pay me back RM1,000.
05:08 Then, you can clear the cheque.
05:09 Then, you can clear the cheque.
05:10 It's like a scam.
05:11 No, I'm not.
05:13 I'm going to the MLA.
05:15 Thank you, Mr Farah.
05:17 Thank you.
05:18 Don't forget to come back.
05:19 Okay.
05:20 It's Raya.
05:21 Okay, Raya.
05:22 Thank you.
05:24 Don't forget to come to Open House.
05:25 Open House.
05:26 Open House.
05:29 Open House.
05:30 [MUSIC]