Clarkson's Farm Season 3 Trailer HD - Piglets, mushrooms and more mishaps... Jeremy Clarkson faces some difficult challenges in his farm this season. Will he and Kaleb come up with urgent, yet interesting plans to turn it around? Watch Part 1 on the 3rd of May and Part 2 on the 10th of May on Prime Video.
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:02 Enforcement notice.
00:03 Cease use of any part of the land as a restaurant or a cafe.
00:06 What? Ridiculous.
00:08 All the effort we put in and we're back on square one.
00:10 [MUSIC]
00:13 I've made a big decision, Niko.
00:15 I'm going to make you farm manager.
00:17 Really?
00:18 Why don't we make it a competition?
00:20 Who can make the most money?
00:22 Me, out of unfarmed land.
00:24 [MUSIC]
00:26 Or you, out of farmed land.
00:28 Um, this farm competition.
00:30 God knows his ideas.
00:32 Simply apply the vacuum cleaner to the blackberry.
00:35 I've got a new thing.
00:37 Pigs.
00:38 Pigs?
00:39 We found some little piglets running around.
00:41 Oh, Christ.
00:42 Where's one of the pigs been sick in my pocket?
00:46 [MUSIC]
00:48 Get the biscuits, darling. Get the biscuits.
00:50 Which one for?
00:51 Mushrooms.
00:52 Why?
00:54 [MUSIC]
00:55 Oh, my God.
00:57 Hello, goats.
00:59 If they start escaping, that's it.
01:01 Oh, [BLEEP] me.
01:03 I'm going to win this competition.
01:05 [MUSIC]
01:08 Can you feel a piglet?
01:10 Oh, look.
01:12 One of them is as weak as hell.
01:14 Oh, no.
01:16 [MUSIC]
01:20 Oh, you knew that was going to happen.
01:23 You ought to think of them with a chainsaw.
01:25 If this goes wrong, the only part of Channelington that quite likes you, you're going to flood.
01:31 [MUSIC]
01:33 All the people moving out of London, we've got Cowell, we've got Beckham, Natalie Imbruglia, Amanda Holden.
01:39 We can sell hay to their horses. Trust me.
01:41 Yeah.
01:42 This is the wheat price. It's falling.
01:44 [MUSIC]
01:46 I'm 230 pounds up. You're minus 78,000 pounds.
01:51 What?
01:52 [MUSIC]
01:54 Oh, [BLEEP]
01:56 We've got to get rid of all health and safety equipment off the farm. It's really injuring people.
02:00 Who's that?
02:01 It's actually half of Groove Armada.
02:04 Who?
02:05 Why is he drilling my field?
02:07 [MUSIC]
02:10 Holy moly.
02:12 Yeah, you can't do that.
02:14 [MUSIC]
02:15 Caleb, how are you?
02:16 You've got lovely hair.
02:18 [MUSIC]
02:20 You can't get up part of the way, cause the narrows with the program and everything.
02:24 Well, I just think, you know, with, well, I don't know. Yeah.
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