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00:00 You know, let's say you're my mom and dad.
00:04 What?
00:04 And I want to be the father.
00:05 Wait, you're the mom and dad?
00:07 Who am I?
00:08 Huh?
00:09 Who am I?
00:09 You're the...
00:10 You're the bell! You're the bell!
00:11 Who am I?
00:11 You're the bell! You're the bell!
00:15 You're the bell.
00:16 Let's say you force me to be the father.
00:18 Okay, let's do it.
00:19 Son! Son!
00:21 My God, my son is so kind!
00:24 So kind, darling.
00:25 That's why I think...
00:27 Go!
00:28 You don't know the timing?
00:30 We're still talking!
00:32 Wait, wait.
00:33 You're saying "bell".
00:35 Why does it sound like an ice cream?
00:37 Like a sorbet?
00:39 Son.
00:41 Son, I think you're so kind.
00:44 I feel like the Lord is calling you.
00:47 Don't!
00:48 Don't call the Lord!
00:49 He might take you!
00:50 No, the Lord is calling you!
00:51 It's not that!
00:52 Mom, I'm scared of what you're saying.
00:54 No, the Lord is calling you!
00:56 Go!
00:57 I can't go home!
00:58 Wait, don't call the Lord yet.
01:00 Don't say "bell".
01:01 I'll explain, honey.
01:02 Angelus, my son.
01:04 Because...
01:05 I actually want to be a father.
01:08 But because I met...
01:10 He's not a father!
01:11 What?
01:12 Why?
01:13 Why did you come back?
01:14 You promised me love and you won't leave me.
01:18 But, my son,
01:21 my wife and I want him to be a father.
01:24 You don't know what we've been through.
01:27 What do you mean?
01:28 You promised the Lord,
01:30 you told the Lord what you've been through.
01:33 And now you're saying you'll enter this church
01:36 because you'll be left out.
01:37 You promised that you'll enter the church with me
01:40 and we'll be together for the rest of our lives.
01:42 Our flower girl is here.
01:44 She's not a flower girl.
01:47 She's a ring bar.
01:49 Ring bar?
01:50 That's why I'm explaining.
01:53 What does this mean?
01:54 Who's that woman?
01:55 She's Sisa.
01:56 What's Sisa?
01:58 You're Sisa.
01:59 I'm not Sisa.
02:00 I'm your sister.
02:02 Wait!
02:04 Son!
02:06 Why?
02:08 You're so kind.
02:10 So, when he's with me, he's a big guy?
02:13 He's wild when he's with me?
02:16 No, I know he's being called by the Lord.
02:19 He has a calling.
02:22 If he's being called by the Lord, why don't you know why?
02:26 What's up, P-Mobile!
02:30 Welcome to the house!
02:32 I'm sorry.
02:37 A lot has happened to me today.
02:39 What happened?
02:40 What happened?
02:42 I came from Cubao.
02:44 I was waiting for a ride.
02:46 I got snatched.
02:50 What did you get snatched?
02:52 My shorts.
02:53 Oh, no!
02:55 That's why!
02:56 You're so quick to eat.
02:57 But I said, "It's okay, take it. It's hot. It's fresh."
03:00 Yes.
03:01 The important thing is, you'll get to know your friends.
03:05 I didn't send them here.
03:06 Who did you send here?
03:07 My salary.
03:08 You're just a businessman.
03:11 I'm sorry.
03:13 I'm sorry.
03:14 [Business is business]
03:20 [Business is business]
03:24 [Business is business]
03:27 [Business is business]
03:30 [Business is business]

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