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00:00Hey, where are we on my fucking window?
00:03You're an actor.
00:04Act like there's a window.
00:05You're a producer.
00:06Go f*** yourself.
00:09He received a very generous offer from Celebrity Wife Swap.
00:12I'm not doing Wife Swap.
00:13This is how they see you now.
00:15That's a game show host?
00:16I just got a call from Matt LeBlanc's agent.
00:18He's saying Matt asked you to write his next show.
00:21Let's just toss things out.
00:22There are no bad ideas.
00:24In an ideal world, I get to shoot people.
00:26But what if I'm a pimp?
00:27What if I'm the president?
00:28What if I come back from the dead?
00:29Are you still the president?
00:30I thought there were no bad ideas.
00:31So did I.
00:32I hope we're not keeping things in just because they're funny.
00:34Comedies don't have to be funny anymore.
00:37What happened to me?
00:38I was important.
00:39You won't leave your house?
00:40Your stone before breakfast?
00:41You'd look like...
00:42Like what?
00:43What I imagine you'd look like if you'd never left Michigan.
00:48You know how at the end of every show you save followers?
00:52It's live online, 24 hours a day.
00:55That's what that means.
00:59Obviously you have a problem with the script.
01:01It was just...
01:04Hello!
01:07Hey, hey!
01:08Are those new tits?
01:09I know, I thought that too.
01:10Great.
01:11So great.
01:13You're the abusive boyfriend we never had.
01:15You don't think there's love here?
01:17No!
01:20Remember when I screwed your wife?
01:22Yeah.
01:23That's it.
01:24Just wanted you to remember.
01:28You're the abusive boyfriend we never had.