GO WEST Movie Trailer

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GO WEST Official Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: The original cast of the comedy tv show, Studio C, has made a movie! Go West tells the tale of two sisters traveling the Oregon Trail, and the hardships they endure traveling from Illinois to Oregon in the 1800s. A combination of a crazy cast of characters, a long and arduous journey, filled with harsh elements and sickness and death, this family comedy adventure pits the fragile group of handcart travelers against each other, traveling thousands of miles to find a place to call home.
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:05 To your wagons!
00:06 [MUSIC]
00:11 It's the cursed widow Jenkins.
00:13 It's too bad she's cursed. I was wondering where she went.
00:16 In a small town of Independence, Missouri, sat the lonely widow, Aveline Jenkins.
00:21 On to the next one.
00:23 Her husband's death prepared her for many things, but nothing could prepare her for what came next.
00:29 Oh no!
00:30 What is it?
00:31 My eczema.
00:32 My daughter, she's getting married.
00:33 Oh, that's great.
00:34 She's 15.
00:35 Historically, still great.
00:37 I have to go west now.
00:39 You should just go without me.
00:41 And I'll catch up.
00:42 Or not.
00:43 [MUSIC]
00:44 To your wagons!
00:45 [MUSIC]
00:47 Want me to trade a covered wagon for a hanging cart?
00:49 It'll reduce your carbon footprint.
00:51 I didn't even consider that.
00:53 From the original cast of Studio C.
00:56 Why does he have band-aids on his nipples?
00:58 He's a runner.
00:59 Who knows why any of those sickos do what they do.
01:01 That's why we do it.
01:02 [MUSIC]
01:04 I'm suffocating.
01:05 [MUSIC]
01:07 [COUGHING]
01:09 [MUSIC]
01:10 What do you want?
01:11 I want my half cent, you thieving enchantress.
01:14 [MUSIC]
01:15 Oh, I'm stuck.
01:17 I'm quite stuck.
01:18 [MUSIC]
01:19 Who's the luckiest girl in the world?
01:21 It's me.
01:22 [MUSIC]
01:23 I believe oxen are much more depressed than I realize.
01:25 [MUSIC]
01:27 Well, howdy-do.
01:29 [MUSIC]
01:31 Narrated by Sean Astin.
01:34 Shall we be off then?
01:35 Westward hail, my comrades.
01:38 Oregon Trail, here I come.
01:39 [MUSIC]
01:41 I got a dysentery down in my bowels.
01:45 Where?
01:46 Down in my bowels today.
01:48 And if that chamber pot don't like it, it can sit on a tap.
01:51 Ouch!
01:52 Sit on a tap today.
01:54 (baby crying)