GO WEST Film - official movie trailer HD
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00:00It's too bad she's cursed, I was wondering why she didn't want it.
00:16In a small town of Independence, Missouri sat the lonely widow, Aveline Jenkins.
00:21On to the next one.
00:23Her husband's death prepared her for many things, but nothing could prepare her for
00:27what came next.
00:28Oh no!
00:29What is it?
00:30My eczema.
00:31My daughter, she's getting married!
00:32Oh, that's great!
00:33She's 15!
00:34Historically, still great!
00:37I have to go west now!
00:39You should just go without me.
00:40And I'll catch up.
00:41Or not.
00:42To your wagons!
00:43Want me to trade a covered wagon for a hanging cart?
00:49It'll reduce your carbon footprint.
00:51I didn't even consider that.
00:53From the original cast of Studio C.
00:55Why does he have band-aids on his nipples?
00:58He's a runner.
00:59Who knows why any of those sickos do what they do?
01:01That's why we're doing it.
01:03I'm suffocating!
01:10What do you want?
01:11I want my half cent, you thieving enchantress!
01:15Oh!
01:16I'm stuck!
01:17I'm quite stuck!
01:19Who's the luckiest girl in the world?
01:21It's me!
01:23I believe oxen are much more depressed than I realize.
01:26Well, howdy-do!
01:31Narrated by Sean Astin.
01:33Shall we be off then?
01:35Westward hail, my comrades!
01:37Oregon Trail, here I come!
01:41I got a dysentery down in my bowels.
01:44Where?
01:45Down in my bowels today.
01:47And if that chamber pot don't like it, you can sit on a tack.
01:51Ouch!
01:52Sit on a tack today.
01:56Thanks for watching!