Brutal Massacre A Comedy Movie

Teaser Trailer
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Brutal Massacre A Comedy Movie Trailer HD - Plot synopsis: A washed up horror director tries to make a comeback in Hollywood with his latest picture, Brutal Massacre.

Cast
David Naughton, Ken Foree, Gerry Bednob, Brian O'Halloran, Gunnar Hansen
Transcript
00:00There's a killer out there! You've got to hurry!
00:04Are you telling me there's a killer out there?
00:06Yes!
00:07Has he killed anyone?
00:10Please, this isn't your average, run-of-the-mill, cliché horror film. Just give me a minute.
00:16Let's hear it for Harry Penderecki!
00:20This is it for Harry. This is his last chance.
00:24Your last three films combined didn't earn enough to pay back the catering tab.
00:28This is the one, the big one, don't you see?
00:30We're scouting locations for a film?
00:32What kind of film?
00:33A horror film.
00:34Oh, nice. Need a killer?
00:39Oh, my God!
00:40Can you tell us what inspires you to make such violent films?
00:44I'm not familiar with this one.
00:46Well, this had a very short run. It's one of my more graphic films.
00:49The screenplay was inspired by The Beatles' Happy Road.
00:52You know, you can't sell these frat films if there's no nakedness.
00:58It's very important that the body looks real.
01:01If the cops found it in your car, you'd be arrested and charged with murder.
01:04Oh, my God!
01:05We have an even bigger problem.
01:06Why don't you tell me when you don't have a problem? We'll save some time.
01:09Still got a killer out there.
01:10A knife. About this big.
01:12Excellent.
01:13It's your responsibility to look after your actor's well-being.
01:18I quit!
01:19Yo!
01:20Harry, is that a real knife?
01:22You get the occasional fruitcake who insists on you doing things like hiring a stunt coordinator.
01:28Vodka wrapped in my pants.
01:29That's never been done before.
01:32We'll put the blood in later with computer effects.
01:34Computer? Dude, all I have is Nintendo.
01:37Most lesser directors would have eaten a bullet by now.
01:41Too determined.
01:42What the...
01:43Too chicken. He's too scared to blow his brains out.
01:48You know, there were some kids killed for real in these woods.
01:52Oh, man. He's cutting up them fine udders.