Heathcliff - Catlympic Cats - 1985
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00:001, 2, 3, 4, who we gonna yell for? Ma on go! Number one, oh! Ma on go! Number one, oh!
00:12Getting up early is bad enough. Knock off the noise!
00:19How you feel today, kid? Feel good?
00:22Good, yeah, yeah. Feel good.
00:28Tomorrow's the Catlympics. You gotta be ready to defend your title. Gotta be tough.
00:34Yeah, yeah, gotta be tough.
00:39Oops! Knock it off! Knock it off!
00:50I oughta bop your head so hard you have to pull down your socks to see.
00:54Yeah, bop, yeah, yeah, bop hard.
00:58Come on, you carrot brains. Let's practice harder for the Catlympic events.
01:031, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1.
01:25This year, we're gonna win and that big lollipop won't know what hit him.
01:33Ready for the agony of defeat in the Catlympics tomorrow, Louie?
01:39You've got a big mouth for the runt of the litter.
01:43Yeah, well, listen up, fur face. No cat around can beat Mungo, not even in one event.
01:50Wanna bet?
01:53Sure. Put your cat food where your mouth is.
02:00We take over the junkyard or you get this.
02:11Like taking cod from a kitten. It's a bet.
02:151, 2, 1, 2, winning this bet's up to you.
02:191, 2, 1, 2, winning this bet's up to you.
02:23And what if I lose the Catlympics to Mungo, boss? I always do.
02:29We only gotta win one event, remember?
02:34And the last event's gonna be a big surprise for them.
02:44FRANCE
02:49APRIL
03:04I hereby declare the opening of the Catlympics first tree climbing, your first runt.
03:11Relax, tu peux le faire, le Junkyard est à nous, vas-y !
03:20Plus vite, plus vite, toi l'imbecile !
03:29Louie, aide ! Je ne peux pas grimper maintenant !
03:34Oh, mais on ne peut plus jouer aux jeux !
03:37Suggestion Mongo, commence ton grimpe !
03:41Ne t'enzoies pas, on y va !
04:00Contestant numéro 2, tu es éliminé !
04:03OK champ, one cat's eliminated, time for the next one to bite the dust.
04:13Dust, yeah, yeah, bite dust.
04:16If we can't beat him there, we'll cheat. Just managed to jump the water. When it's Mungo's turn, this reef's ought to make for a slip-up.
04:27Time for water avoiding. Cat with the lowest scores out of the Catlympics.
04:57Time to vault. Lowest scores out of the competition.
05:16Now, we got Mungo's pole and he's got our special rubber model that should give some bounce to his ball.
05:24Yeah, it's heavy. I'm not sure if I can handle it.
05:27OK runt, I'm counting on you.
05:46Up and over, right champ?
05:49Yeah, up, yeah, yeah, over.
05:53Yeah, that's it.
06:15Now, weightlifting is ours. This ought to put a cramp in his muscles.
06:20Go to it Mungo. I can almost taste that fish already.
06:47Come on, you gotta get it up or we can't use our secret weapon.
07:06It's called a boxing match with the two remaining contestants, Mungo and Runt. The winner of this match will be the victor of the Catlympics.
07:17Yeah, that's it Mungo. You'll be the champ.
07:20Let's get this secret weapon ready.
07:37They must have chickened out before the fight. Guess all that fish is ours.
07:42Yeah, now, here they come.
07:49Yeah, what?
07:51Catch that.
07:59So, Runt looks a little bigger with boxing gloves on. You'll pulverize that chump.
08:05Go Mungo, go.
08:12He's scared now. Now's the chance Mungo.
08:19He's getting tired. You can't lose champ, or we all lose the junkyard.
08:25Yeah, can't lose. Yeah, can't lose.
08:43Yeah, way to go.
08:50It's me. That's not Runt.
08:55Hey, those guys are running away.
09:21Well, you earned this Mungo. Go ahead, dive in.
09:28Dive in.
09:32Way to go Mungo, way to go Mungo, way to go Mungo, way to go Mungo.
09:39Yeah, way to go, yeah, yeah, way to go.