Letterkenny Saison 1 - (EN)

  • il y a 4 mois
Transcript
00:00 [Voix de l'homme qui parle en anglais]
00:10 Un couple hockey players come up the produce stand the other day.
00:13 [Musique]
00:23 Bye.
00:24 Can't believe your sister's still dating these nutsacks.
00:27 Wayne.
00:28 How are you now?
00:29 Not so bad.
00:30 Hey Katie.
00:31 Go home, Daryl.
00:32 Nice onesie.
00:35 Does it come in men's?
00:36 Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us.
00:38 I think you better come in my...
00:40 I mean, you better come...
00:42 I think you better come say that to his face, you fucking hicks.
00:44 Nice execution.
00:45 You're doing terrific.
00:46 Hey, I heard about your breakup, buddy.
00:48 She was your sweetie for what, five years, right?
00:50 Oh, your high school sweetie, right?
00:52 What's it to you?
00:53 I heard she cheated on you, buddy.
00:54 That's a real kick in the knackers, bro.
00:55 Just a real ouchie, bro.
00:57 It's too bad she taught you not to fight anymore, buddy.
00:59 'Cause that's a fight on sight for you and her new guy, buddy.
01:01 Fourth life for life, bro.
01:02 Maybe if you'd ever been in a real fight, you might not be so keen for another.
01:06 What'd you say?
01:07 You heard me.
01:09 Hold my spitter.
01:10 Tire's soft, boys.
01:12 You looking for a tilly, buddy?
01:14 Let's have a donny, bro!
01:15 Pump the brakes.
01:16 You take your shirt off and leave your sunglasses on?
01:18 What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?
01:20 You gonna fight with those shades or play PokerStars.com?
01:23 Hold my spitter.
01:24 Dude, I can't hold your spitter.
01:25 I can hold my spitter, just put the spitter down.
01:26 Tick-tock.
01:27 Go time!
01:33 Go time!
01:34 Look at that fucking treasure trail.
01:35 What's up with your fucking body hair, big shoots?
01:37 You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.
01:39 Your aesthetician coiffed that for you?
01:41 You can kiss my aesthetician.
01:43 You guys do crossfit?
01:44 You can cross fuck off.
01:45 Cross part.
01:46 How many times you pulled your horn today, bud?
01:48 What?
01:49 Oh, she's bashful.
01:50 Oh, come on, kitten, I won't tell anyone.
01:51 Ballpark 6-8, you're a fucking animal.
01:54 Play a little five-on-one?
01:55 Hit the kitchen, mix a batch.
01:56 Feed the ducks.
01:57 Distribute some free literature.
01:59 Go time!
02:00 Fucking shut up!
02:01 Riley, Jonesy, put your fucking shirts on and get out of here.
02:05 This isn't over!
02:06 Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
02:08 I'll never buy you a Coke.
02:10 It's a hard life picking stones and pulling teats,
02:18 but sure as God's got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.
02:22 [Générique]