A Billionaire's Life My Secret Billionaire
A Billionaire's Life My Secret Billionaire
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00:00:00♪
00:00:12The car will take you home, okay?
00:00:14♪
00:00:20He's after us again.
00:00:22Good morning, Mr. Olivetti.
00:00:24Tell Estelle to get Dunbar on the phone.
00:00:26Dunbar has filed for another 200,000 shares of Lodell.
00:00:28Son of a bitch.
00:00:30I don't care if his wife has the Ebola virus. Fire him.
00:00:32Excuse me, Mr. Dunbar.
00:00:34Farrah Olivetti is on line six.
00:00:36Ah, Farrah.
00:00:38It's about time you called.
00:00:40I thought you might be buried under an avalanche of models.
00:00:42You think this is funny? Turn your hearing aid on.
00:00:44Lodell is mine.
00:00:46Let me give you some advice, Farrah. Don't get emotional about business.
00:00:48My advice to myself is not to be a thief like you.
00:00:50I don't make my money by bankrupting widows.
00:00:52You know, even dot-com billionaires
00:00:54should know when they've had it.
00:00:58Buy another 500,000 shares.
00:01:00That'll take another 60 million.
00:01:02Just put in the order.
00:01:04These need signing.
00:01:06The guys from Thompson are waiting for the tax meeting,
00:01:08and Dora Hughes is in the lounge.
00:01:10Tell Dora I will see her at my party,
00:01:12and you can handle the meeting.
00:01:14This is the second time.
00:01:16You can handle it, Lawrence.
00:01:18Oh, Steve.
00:01:20Hey, how you doing?
00:01:22Hey.
00:01:24How you doing?
00:01:26Good.
00:01:28Hey, sweetheart. How are you?
00:01:30Farrah. Long time.
00:01:32Sandra.
00:01:34Oh, you smooth bastard. Look at you.
00:01:36Look how suave you are.
00:01:38Look at the shoes you're wearing.
00:01:40How are you?
00:01:42Good.
00:01:44How are you?
00:01:46You smooth bastard. Look at you.
00:01:48Look how suave you are.
00:01:50Here you go.
00:01:52Let's toast to my party.
00:01:54Sorry to interrupt, sir. It's a call from Italy.
00:01:56Probably it's my mother.
00:01:58Hello, Mama.
00:02:00I'm sorry to be calling with this news.
00:02:02What's wrong?
00:02:04It's your father. He's very ill.
00:02:06He's been asking for you.
00:02:10My name is Farrah Olivetti.
00:02:12I grew up in Italy,
00:02:14family close to my father.
00:02:16After college, I went to United States
00:02:18and was very successful in the dot-com world.
00:02:20While my father was impressed
00:02:22with my quick success, he worried a lot
00:02:24that with the wealth and the women around me,
00:02:26I would never discover true love.
00:02:28Checkmate.
00:02:34That is the first time for everything.
00:02:36I've beaten you before.
00:02:38Maybe I let you win.
00:02:40Years ago,
00:02:42on one of his visits to America...
00:02:44I'm proud of your success.
00:02:46I owe it to your help in trusting my father.
00:02:48Thank you.
00:02:50Always remember, Farrah.
00:02:52Victory is empty
00:02:54without humility,
00:02:56respect,
00:02:58and charity.
00:03:04Signore e signore, welcome to Roma.
00:03:06Please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened.
00:03:10Thank you.
00:03:18I'm glad you're here, Farrah.
00:03:20Doctors say it's a matter of hours.
00:03:22Thank you.
00:03:36Come here, Papa.
00:03:40Bene.
00:03:42Good.
00:03:44Good.
00:03:46Huh?
00:03:50You'll be fine, Papa.
00:03:52I'm glad you came.
00:03:56I have a last request.
00:03:58What, Papa?
00:04:00It will be very hard for you, I know.
00:04:02Whatever it is.
00:04:06I want you to go
00:04:08far away.
00:04:10For a month
00:04:12with no money.
00:04:14Don't use your name.
00:04:18Why, Papa?
00:04:20Don't ask me.
00:04:22Promise me you'll do it
00:04:24for no less than a month.
00:04:26Don't make
00:04:28any future promises.
00:04:32Relax.
00:04:34We'll talk about it later.
00:04:36No, no.
00:04:38No, there's no time.
00:04:40Promise me.
00:04:44I promise you, Papa.
00:04:48Go for it.
00:05:10I love you.
00:05:14Yes?
00:05:16Lawrence, I...
00:05:18I must leave for a while.
00:05:20You've only been back for two weeks.
00:05:22Yes, I know. I must go.
00:05:24How long will you be gone?
00:05:2630 days.
00:05:28What about Dunbar?
00:05:30It's going to be all right.
00:05:32I'll contact you.
00:05:34Claude, I need your license.
00:05:36You take mine.
00:05:38Pardon me, sir?
00:05:40Your license.
00:05:44Yeah, give it to me.
00:05:48Take the tray for you?
00:05:50May I have another serving?
00:05:56Oh!
00:05:58Watch where you're going.
00:06:00I'm so sorry, sir.
00:06:02Give me some champagne.
00:06:04Right away, sir.
00:06:08Ladies and gentlemen,
00:06:10we are experiencing some turbulence.
00:06:12Can't you bend down?
00:06:16Yes, sir.
00:06:22Hey, you.
00:06:24Give me another napkin.
00:06:26Yes, sir.
00:06:32I don't like this.
00:06:34Give me the filet mignon.
00:06:36Yes, sir.
00:06:42No, no, no.
00:06:44That potato's no good.
00:06:50Bad potato!
00:06:52Bad potato!
00:06:54Now it's a good potato.
00:07:12Hello, Mr. Curtis.
00:07:14Hello, my ass.
00:07:42Why the hell are you late?
00:07:44There was an accident on the expressway.
00:07:46Why'd they send you, anyway?
00:07:48Your wife called.
00:07:50She said you fired your houseman,
00:07:52and she was busy, so she asked me to pick you up.
00:07:54Yeah, busy, my ass.
00:07:58What happened to your clothes?
00:08:00Cut the chit-chat. Just drive.
00:08:02With all due respect, Mr. Curtis,
00:08:04I'm a real estate agent.
00:08:06I'm not your chauffeur.
00:08:12Hey.
00:08:24Hey, I'd like to apply for the job.
00:08:28Never mind. We hired somebody.
00:08:30We don't need nobody.
00:08:32Have an adventure.
00:08:42Hey.
00:08:52Hey, what can I get you?
00:08:54A glass of water, please.
00:09:00Thank you.
00:09:02Hi.
00:09:04Hi.
00:09:06I'm Laura.
00:09:08I'm Clyde.
00:09:12I haven't seen you in here.
00:09:14All the time.
00:09:16Business?
00:09:18Sort of.
00:09:20What do you do?
00:09:22A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
00:09:28Where are you staying?
00:09:32Here and there.
00:09:34Here and there.
00:09:42I hope you have a nice day wherever.
00:09:44Doing whatever.
00:09:46What? Wait.
00:09:48Did I say something wrong? What did I say?
00:10:00Let me guess. You like olives?
00:10:04Penny for your thoughts.
00:10:06I was thinking I don't have a place to stay tonight.
00:10:10Peter Bangor.
00:10:14God, Reno.
00:10:16Did you say Bangor?
00:10:28Go. Go to the bedroom.
00:10:30I'm going to slip into something more comfortable.
00:10:34Okay.
00:10:42Oh, boy.
00:10:50Tired.
00:10:52Come here, big boy.
00:10:54Listen, Rita.
00:10:56Hey, Peter.
00:10:58Okay, listen, Peter.
00:11:00This is very embarrassing.
00:11:02What?
00:11:04I can't.
00:11:06Don't tell me you can't get it up.
00:11:08Oh, no problemo.
00:11:10Nothing the big V here won't cure.
00:11:12Actually, it's not even about that.
00:11:14What? Are you gay?
00:11:16Shit.
00:11:22Good night.
00:11:32Good night.
00:11:58Who are you? What are you doing here?
00:12:00My name is Carl. I'm with Peter.
00:12:02I'm Peter's friend.
00:12:04I just couldn't sleep with that music, so I thought we could talk.
00:12:06Are you crazy?
00:12:08You're waking up in the middle of the night to talk to me?
00:12:10I didn't wake you.
00:12:12Peter! Peter!
00:12:14Okay, shh.
00:12:16Get out, you son of a bitch.
00:12:22Peter.
00:12:24I can't believe it.
00:12:26You brought a total stranger home?
00:12:28I'm sorry.
00:12:30This must have been especially scary for you.
00:12:32Well, at least he was a looker.
00:12:38Yo, check this dude out.
00:12:42My man.
00:12:44How about a cigarette?
00:12:46I don't smoke.
00:12:48How about forking over your wallet?
00:12:50I don't have one.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:56Oh, my fucking nose.
00:13:08Come on, let's check that alley, all right?
00:13:14Somebody put somebody on the fire escape.
00:13:16Yo, you see him?
00:13:18I can't believe that son of a bitch broke my nose.
00:13:20Stop crying.
00:13:22What's in the bag?
00:13:24Shit, man.
00:13:26Don't worry about it. We'll get his ass back.
00:13:32Okay, hold it right there, buddy.
00:13:34Put your hands where we can see them.
00:13:36What'd you find on him?
00:13:38You're not gonna believe this.
00:13:40Four packs of peanuts and a dozen condoms.
00:13:42Hold him for suspicion or book him for attempted burglary.
00:13:44His choice.
00:13:46I'm happy to stay.
00:13:48Get this wise-ass out of here.
00:13:50The city of New York allows you one phone call.
00:13:52Make it quick.
00:13:54Thanks.
00:13:56Shit.
00:14:06I accept the charges.
00:14:08Lawrence, what's going on?
00:14:10Well, I paid the 60 million from Chase and Citibank, but we may need more shares if we want control.
00:14:12No, there is no if. Do whatever it takes.
00:14:14I've got 20 million treasures if you must.
00:14:16What does he think he's getting?
00:14:18All he needs is another wacko thinking he's Howard Hughes.
00:14:20I'll call you back.
00:14:26Listen, behave yourself, okay?
00:14:28Stay out of trouble.
00:14:30Bravo.
00:14:32What do you mean, stay out of trouble?
00:14:38Hey, baby.
00:14:40What you in for, handsome?
00:14:42Living through a window?
00:14:44How about you?
00:14:48Me?
00:14:50I fucked a girl at the children's inn.
00:14:52That's very nice.
00:14:54Just think about that, huh?
00:14:56Is that a felony or a misdemeanor because I really get confused?
00:14:58You hear that?
00:15:00No?
00:15:02Hey.
00:15:04Can you pray like that?
00:15:06Come here!
00:15:10Come here, bitch.
00:15:14Yeah, bitch.
00:15:16Come on, man.
00:15:18Hey, come here!
00:15:20Back off!
00:15:22I was kidding, man.
00:15:24I ain't joking.
00:15:26Let's go.
00:15:28Hey!
00:15:30Easy, man.
00:15:32Promise me.
00:15:34Huh?
00:15:41Rise and shine, yo.
00:15:42Come on, get up.
00:15:43You can go.
00:15:44We arrested the two punks.
00:15:45Story checks out.
00:15:46You're free to go.
00:15:48Can't leave after breakfast.
00:15:49Come on, you can leave now.
00:15:50I've had enough of this shit. Let's go.
00:15:51This ain't a hotel. Come on.
00:16:04Yeah?
00:16:08I've got 50 cents and a brand new pack of condoms.
00:16:10Would you consider it for a straightway for a ride?
00:16:12Are you shitting me?
00:16:34Mom! Open the door! Mom!
00:17:00Sweetheart, what happened?
00:17:01Nothing, nothing.
00:17:02Oh.
00:17:04It's not getting any easier, is it?
00:17:06No.
00:17:07It's time to cheer up.
00:17:09You know who called for you again today?
00:17:10I'm not interested.
00:17:11But he's a very nice guy. He's a successful accountant and...
00:17:14I don't care.
00:17:15Alright, I know he's a little overweight, but he...
00:17:17You know, I don't care about the weight. I'm just...
00:17:18Please just leave it alone.
00:17:19We could...
00:17:20Let's have him over for dinner.
00:17:21Mom, I'm not ready.
00:17:22Sweetheart, please.
00:17:23I'm not ready.
00:17:24You have to start dating again, sweetheart.
00:17:26It's time.
00:17:27We could have him over.
00:17:28We could make a nice light dinner.
00:17:29Something simple.
00:17:30I can't believe Bobby likes him.
00:17:54Hello.
00:17:55Whoa, hey, hey, hey.
00:17:56Is this your bench?
00:17:58Okay, okay, I'm leaving.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:02Whoa.
00:18:05Thanks for the view.
00:18:06Thank you.
00:18:07Thank you.
00:18:08Here's your bench.
00:18:29Hi.
00:18:30Hi.
00:18:31How much is a hot dog?
00:18:32Two dollars.
00:18:33Hold on.
00:18:37Do you have a...
00:18:38Do you have anything for fifty cents?
00:18:44Most of the ketchup.
00:18:46A little ketchup, please.
00:18:50Here you go.
00:18:52No charge.
00:18:54That's right.
00:18:56Thank you so much.
00:18:57What's your name?
00:18:58Angela.
00:18:59Angela, I'm Claude.
00:19:00Pleasure.
00:19:01I really appreciate this.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:03Thank you.
00:19:29Oh, shit.
00:19:32Sir, you all right?
00:19:33You all right?
00:19:34Where did I get you?
00:19:35Do you need an ambulance?
00:19:36I'm okay.
00:19:37Let me take you to the hospital.
00:19:38I'm so sorry.
00:19:39How's your truck?
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:41It's my fault.
00:19:42I wasn't looking.
00:19:43Yeah, maybe.
00:19:44Here, why don't you come sit in the truck?
00:19:45I'll get you some water or something.
00:19:46Here, you sure you're all right?
00:19:48Thanks.
00:19:49Sorry.
00:19:53Sir, you all right?
00:19:54Yeah.
00:19:55Yeah.
00:19:56I'm fine.
00:19:57Hey.
00:19:58Where do you go to school?
00:19:59NYU Business.
00:20:01What do you do?
00:20:02I'm looking for a job.
00:20:03Yeah?
00:20:04I'm Fred Evans.
00:20:05Oh.
00:20:06Claude.
00:20:07Claude Reno.
00:20:08Cool.
00:20:09What kind of work you looking for?
00:20:10Anything.
00:20:11I'm broke.
00:20:12Yeah?
00:20:13Well, one of my customers needs a chauffeur.
00:20:14You want to give it a try?
00:20:15You bet.
00:20:16Yeah?
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:18All right, cool.
00:20:19I got some deliveries on the way.
00:20:20I'll drive you.
00:20:21Here.
00:20:22All right, let's go.
00:20:23Awesome.
00:20:24Cool.
00:20:25Watch yourself.
00:20:26Mrs. Doris, he wants to apply for the job.
00:20:28Wait inside.
00:20:29Okay.
00:20:30Thank you for everything.
00:20:31Thank you.
00:20:35If you want me out of your life, the prenup ain't gonna do it.
00:20:37You signed it, bitch.
00:20:39Not fair.
00:20:40Not fair?
00:20:41Oh, my ass.
00:20:42Just do what I said, and I'll be out in a week.
00:20:51You got it.
00:20:53Now you're talking, darling.
00:20:57Okay.
00:21:02What the hell do you want?
00:21:05I'm here for the driving job.
00:21:07Sit.
00:21:08Sit.
00:21:13You ever drive for anyone before?
00:21:15Yes.
00:21:16Pharaoh Levati in California.
00:21:17Really?
00:21:18What's he like?
00:21:19You never see him.
00:21:20He's a great guy.
00:21:21Yeah, well, I'm sure.
00:21:22But what did you make with his auto...
00:21:24Whatever the hell.
00:21:25$900 a week.
00:21:26You have any references?
00:21:27No, with me.
00:21:28I pay $600 a week, plus room and board, and of the other duties.
00:21:30Interested?
00:21:32Yes.
00:21:33Daddy, I need money.
00:21:35I have nothing to wear to the party tonight.
00:21:36That's not true.
00:21:37Shut up.
00:21:38You're not my mother.
00:21:39Now, don't talk like that.
00:21:42How much do you need, Peaches?
00:21:43$500.
00:21:51Spend it wisely.
00:21:55Bring me your references.
00:21:56Okay.
00:21:58Darling, darling.
00:22:00Don't we need someone to, uh, bartend tonight?
00:22:04Can you do that?
00:22:05Yes.
00:22:06Okay, then.
00:22:07Start today.
00:22:09Thank you.
00:22:18Are you married?
00:22:19No, Nancy.
00:22:20I'm celibate.
00:22:22Oh, to celibates?
00:22:23The name's Miss Curtis.
00:22:26Oh, God.
00:22:34Claude, this place is a mess.
00:22:36Clear out the dirty plates.
00:22:38Yes, Miss Curtis.
00:22:40Hey, boy.
00:22:41Can you top this off?
00:22:47Oh, sorry.
00:22:56Oh.
00:22:58I like your circling motion.
00:23:14Did you know your former boss is a billionaire?
00:23:18I'm only getting a million.
00:23:26Hey.
00:23:27Claude, drop what you're doing and get over here.
00:23:28Yes, sir.
00:23:29Bob.
00:23:30Hey.
00:23:31Bob, boy.
00:23:32Bob, boy.
00:23:33Bob, Claude's gonna take you home now.
00:23:34Take Mr. Curtis home now.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36Daddy, no.
00:23:37Take, take Bob.
00:23:38You're going home now.
00:23:39I want Nancy.
00:23:40It's okay.
00:23:41Help him up.
00:23:42Sure.
00:23:43I want Nancy.
00:23:44Hello.
00:23:45Hello.
00:23:49Hello, hello.
00:23:50Good work.
00:23:51I heard how it ended.
00:23:53How's your doing, Farrah?
00:23:56Listen, Lawrence.
00:23:57I want you to give a bonus of $5,000 to each of my employees.
00:24:00What for?
00:24:01Just tell them it's for my father's will.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Listen, there's something else.
00:24:07Dunbar's been very quiet lately.
00:24:09But he's promised to fight on.
00:24:11I know he's up to something, but I don't know what it is.
00:24:13Good night, Lawrence.
00:24:15You took a long time getting back.
00:24:17Jesus.
00:24:20Mrs. Curtis.
00:24:21Cat.
00:24:24Mrs. Cat.
00:24:27Shh.
00:24:28Go under the bed.
00:24:29Under the bed.
00:24:30Shh.
00:24:31Who is it?
00:24:32Nancy.
00:24:35Mrs. Curtis.
00:24:38I'm, uh, look, I'm really tired.
00:24:40And, uh.
00:24:41You're not tired.
00:24:42Look, I'm really tired.
00:24:43And, uh.
00:24:44Pretend you don't want me.
00:24:45No, no, no.
00:24:46Just remember I made a choice.
00:24:47I'm celibate.
00:24:48Bad choice.
00:24:52Who is it?
00:24:54It's Mr. Curtis.
00:24:55Shh.
00:24:56Yeah.
00:24:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:58Bad choice.
00:25:04Mr. Curtis.
00:25:06Heard your car drive in.
00:25:07Thought we might have a little chat.
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:09Uh, ooh.
00:25:10It's.
00:25:11Can we.
00:25:12Can we talk tomorrow?
00:25:13It's really late.
00:25:14No.
00:25:15Come sit next to me.
00:25:17Right there?
00:25:18Right here.
00:25:21Right there.
00:25:22Right there.
00:25:24Claude.
00:25:25I'd like to think of you as more than just an employee.
00:25:28That's, um.
00:25:29I'm very kind of you, sir.
00:25:31When I take an interest in someone.
00:25:33I like to get to know them.
00:25:36Intimately.
00:25:38Oh.
00:25:41I like you too, sir.
00:25:44I like your whole family.
00:25:46In fact, it's such a comfort for a man in my condition to be in the bosom of such a warm family.
00:25:52What condition?
00:25:57I'm really having a hard time talking about it, but.
00:26:01Why is that?
00:26:02Not contagious unless you.
00:26:04You know, you.
00:26:05We'll talk about this some other time.
00:26:07Okay.
00:26:08Good night, sir.
00:26:12No.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:15I'm not.
00:26:16Going to be celibate.
00:26:17Listen.
00:26:18Nancy.
00:26:19Please.
00:26:20Wait, wait, wait.
00:26:21Actually, it's not even that.
00:26:22I'm.
00:26:23I'm impotent.
00:26:24Leave it to me.
00:26:25I'll cure you of that too.
00:26:26No, no.
00:26:27The only thing you can do right now is just leave.
00:26:28Okay?
00:26:29Just leave.
00:26:30Nobody throws me out of bed.
00:26:31Especially not the help.
00:26:32You'll pay for this.
00:26:33I guess I can live with that.
00:26:34You arrogant bastard.
00:26:35Good night.
00:26:38Okay.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:51Hey.
00:26:52Hey, puppy.
00:27:03Listen, Claude.
00:27:04About last night.
00:27:05I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:27:09Good.
00:27:14Get back to the house.
00:27:15Yes, sir.
00:27:24Have a good day, sir.
00:27:27We met before, right?
00:27:32I'm afraid so.
00:27:40Peter, you're not going to believe this.
00:27:41What?
00:27:42Wait.
00:27:43I've got to go.
00:27:44I'll call you later.
00:27:45See Curtis Realty.
00:27:46Could I live there with him?
00:27:47Hey.
00:27:48Wow.
00:27:49You really blew him off, huh?
00:27:50I heard you rented the Broderick penthouse.
00:27:51Yep.
00:27:52That's six apartments this week.
00:27:53That was a good week.
00:27:54That creep takes most of it.
00:27:55Oh, my God.
00:27:56Oh, my God.
00:27:57Oh, my God.
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59Oh, my God.
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02Oh, my God.
00:28:03Oh, my God.
00:28:04Oh, my God.
00:28:05Oh, my God.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:07Oh, my God.
00:28:08Oh, my God.
00:28:09I think I'm in love.
00:28:10Did you see him?
00:28:11Oh, I know.
00:28:12Woof.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:33See Curtis Realty.
00:28:34Jennifer?
00:28:35No, it's Diane.
00:28:36Diane, listen.
00:28:37I forgot my briefcase.
00:28:38It's on the desk.
00:28:39Bring it out to the house, pronto.
00:28:40But.
00:28:41But.
00:28:42The only but I want to hear from you is your butt in the taxi.
00:28:43Comprendo?
00:28:44I have to go to a funeral this afternoon.
00:28:45You can go from here.
00:28:46Hello.
00:28:47Hello.
00:28:48Earth to Claude.
00:28:49It's me, Kat, remember?
00:28:50Hi.
00:28:51Hi.
00:28:52Hi.
00:28:53Hi.
00:28:54Hi.
00:28:55Hi.
00:28:56Hi.
00:28:57Hi.
00:28:58Hi.
00:28:59Hi.
00:29:00Hi.
00:29:01Hi.
00:29:02Hi.
00:29:03Hi.
00:29:04Hi.
00:29:05Hi.
00:29:06It's me.
00:29:07Remember?
00:29:08Yeah.
00:29:09Claude.
00:29:10Claude!
00:29:11Don't shout, dearest.
00:29:12Claude was just helping me with my begonias.
00:29:13Yeah, he'll take care of your begonias later.
00:29:14Take her.
00:29:15She knows where.
00:29:16My pleasure, sir.
00:29:17Give me one minute.
00:29:18I'm going to get my jacket.
00:29:23Do you mind keeping your eyes on the road?
00:29:34I'm sorry
00:29:37I'm sorry about what happened at your friend's place. It was more than a bit surprised to see at the office. So was I?
00:29:42Did you like the flowers?
00:29:46They were from you? It's the least I could do. I know I scared you. You certainly did. Am I forgiven?
00:29:56I'm Diane. I'm Claude.
00:29:58I'm Claude.
00:30:00So
00:30:02Where are we going?
00:30:03To a funeral.
00:30:04Funeral? Who died?
00:30:06Some miserable old relative.
00:30:08I have an idea.
00:30:09What? Can I come with you?
00:30:11Are you kidding? No, I'm dressed for it.
00:30:14What about Curtis? I guess I can have a flat.
00:30:19Hey listen, Diane, um, can I buy you a cup of coffee? That's all I can afford right now.
00:30:24Sure.
00:30:26There's one good thing about this funeral. What? The cheaper the funeral, the faster it goes. Boy, this guy was cheap.
00:30:32Oh
00:30:53Welcome, welcome dear bereaved friends. We are gathered here today
00:30:58to celebrate the life, not mourn the death of
00:31:03No
00:31:06Silvio Caterini. Yes, not mourn the death of Silvio Caterini.
00:31:12He is joining his beloved wife who died here last year.
00:31:16Well, not here. She died last year and she was well worth her weight in gold.
00:31:32There, there. He's in a better place.
00:31:54You don't look like a chauffeur.
00:31:56You're a little mysterious. Are you running from the law? No, I never had any trouble with the law until I got here.
00:32:02What happened?
00:32:04It's a long story. Tell me about you.
00:32:06Oh, that is even a longer story. I grew up as an only child and I was very sheltered. Me too. You were sheltered?
00:32:12No, I was an only child. I'm sorry, go ahead.
00:32:16Are you married? No, I love my fun and freedom too much.
00:32:21You know, I don't think I'm gonna fit into your fun and freedom, so I think... Wait, wait, wait, what did I say?
00:32:25Did I say something wrong?
00:32:27Okay, let's start over. This is our first date? This is not a date. Okay, you said it so hard, so emphatically, what's wrong with a date?
00:32:35Nothing, I guess. I just, I haven't been on a date, like, over a year. Why is that? My husband died in the Iraqi war.
00:32:42I'm sorry.
00:32:44How long have you guys been married? Nine years.
00:32:48Maybe it's time for you now to, I don't know, start going out a little bit. Just a little, tell me a little bit.
00:32:54I don't know why I feel comfortable talking to you about myself.
00:32:58I'm glad you feel that way.
00:33:04I don't want to get into it, but there's another reason why I was forced to live back with my parents after David died.
00:33:09But it is hell living back with my parents. The pressure never stops. I'm keeping my mouth shut, look. No, I like your concern.
00:33:28I am glad we're running to each other, even if this is not a date.
00:33:34Me too.
00:33:36Anything else?
00:33:38No, thanks.
00:33:40Can you believe we've been sitting here for over two hours?
00:33:42I believe it.
00:33:44She believes it.
00:33:58How long have you been working with Curtis?
00:34:00Three years.
00:34:02Three years.
00:34:04What do you think of him?
00:34:06Confidentially, I think he's a miserable person.
00:34:08I'm looking for another agency.
00:34:10How about you?
00:34:12I think they're the scurriest people I've ever heard of, let alone met.
00:34:18Can I lend you some money until your next paycheck?
00:34:20No, thanks. I'll be okay.
00:34:22I appreciate it.
00:34:24So...
00:34:32Who's she with?
00:34:34I don't know.
00:34:36Who is that?
00:34:46Tuesday is my day off.
00:34:48Can I see you?
00:34:51Tuesday is a date.
00:34:59Who is that?
00:35:01Claude.
00:35:03He drives for Curtis.
00:35:05You've got to be joking.
00:35:07You won't give the time of day to a man like Stanley,
00:35:09who's been after you for months,
00:35:11but you have no trouble kissing the chauffeur?
00:35:13I don't care what he does for a living.
00:35:15He's a really nice man.
00:35:17I like him.
00:35:19Were you spying on me?
00:35:23Say something, Dad.
00:35:25No, no spying.
00:35:27She asked.
00:35:29All right.
00:35:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:35I know he thinks it's too much. I think it's too little.
00:35:37No, you tell him. That's what I pay you for.
00:35:39Just a second. Here, check out these apartments for tomorrow.
00:35:41I have plans. Tomorrow's my day off, Mr. Curtis.
00:35:43Change of plans, huh?
00:35:45Well, just tell him that.
00:35:48No.
00:35:50Well, it's not possible.
00:35:52That's cute.
00:35:54Hey, you have to work.
00:35:56Don't distract yourself with the windows.
00:36:00I'm sorry that you have to spend your day off like this.
00:36:02Hey, it was hard enough getting you to say yes to a date.
00:36:06Let's get a cab.
00:36:08Wait, it's only seven bucks.
00:36:10Put it on the bus's expense account.
00:36:18Hey.
00:36:20Do you want to see me, sir?
00:36:24How dare you?
00:36:26Dare what?
00:36:28Nancy told me everything.
00:36:30Told you what?
00:36:32You went to her bedroom.
00:36:34That's not true.
00:36:36Oh, my peach is lying, right?
00:36:38Yes.
00:36:40Get out of here.
00:36:42Get out of here.
00:36:44Get out of here.
00:36:47Get out of here, you sick bum.
00:36:49You're fired.
00:36:51I'm fired.
00:36:53You're fired.
00:36:55Nothing.
00:36:57Get out.
00:36:59Please, Mr. Curtis, why do you have to talk like that?
00:37:01Don't tell me how to talk, you moron.
00:37:03You know what, Mr. Curtis?
00:37:05You can go fuck yourself.
00:37:07Shut up.
00:37:09I can't believe you did that.
00:37:11That was fabulous.
00:37:17Let's just get out of here.
00:37:19Okay.
00:37:21I still don't know what happened.
00:37:23His peach's memory is fuzzy.
00:37:25She came on to me.
00:37:27You came on to me?
00:37:29First of all, she isn't you.
00:37:31She's a little kid.
00:37:33Secondly, I had a witness.
00:37:35Who?
00:37:37I was tempted to tell him.
00:37:39What?
00:37:41You really want to know?
00:37:43His wife was under my bed.
00:37:45How did you get rid of him?
00:37:47I told him that I have a communicable disease.
00:37:49That's why he called you a sick bum.
00:37:51Yep.
00:37:53You want to know some more?
00:37:55What?
00:37:57The dog tried to rub my leg.
00:37:59Is that a sick family or what?
00:38:01Do you like his wife?
00:38:03It's okay.
00:38:05So, what are we going to do now?
00:38:09You need a place to stay.
00:38:11Do you have any money?
00:38:14Would it scare you
00:38:16if I asked you to have dinner at my parents' house?
00:38:18No, it sounds great.
00:38:26So, where do you live?
00:38:28California.
00:38:30So, what are you doing in New York?
00:38:32Looking for a job now.
00:38:34Driving a car.
00:38:36Dad.
00:38:38It's okay.
00:38:40The truth is, I just got fired today.
00:38:42What?
00:38:44I wanted a new job anyway, Dad.
00:38:46Curtis was a pig.
00:38:48Besides, I'll find a better job.
00:38:50Don't worry.
00:38:52Don't worry?
00:38:54Okay, I won't worry.
00:38:56Can I talk to you?
00:38:58Excuse me.
00:39:00Look.
00:39:02Listen.
00:39:04This is the first time since David
00:39:06that I've really liked somebody.
00:39:08Please don't ruin it for me.
00:39:11What's the matter?
00:39:1332. Doesn't have a job, let alone a career.
00:39:15And you're...
00:39:17Let's go back.
00:39:19Probably a lapsed Catholic.
00:39:21God, just go back. Be nice.
00:39:41Do you intend to stay in New York?
00:39:43No.
00:39:45I think I'll do much better in California.
00:39:47You're leaving New York, Claude?
00:39:49Not for a while.
00:39:51A man has to be where he can do the best for himself.
00:39:57Well, thank you.
00:39:59We have to go.
00:40:01Thank you.
00:40:04You like my pasta?
00:40:06Oh, you outdid yourself.
00:40:08It was good tonight, huh?
00:40:10He's got good manners, you know?
00:40:12He acted like he hadn't eaten in a month.
00:40:14Who knows?
00:40:16No one knows.
00:40:18Oh, I wish I could live on my own again.
00:40:20Why can't you?
00:40:22Not now.
00:40:24It's a very long story.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:28Hey, what do we do about a job?
00:40:30A job?
00:40:32Let's look together.
00:40:34Hey, can I have yours?
00:40:36I don't like nuts.
00:40:40You're not going to believe this.
00:40:42What?
00:40:44We both got fired today.
00:40:46What the hell happened?
00:40:48Curtis' daughter accused Claude of going into her room.
00:40:50Yeah, that figures.
00:40:52No, it's not like that.
00:40:54I don't think he did it.
00:40:56Yeah, I'm sure.
00:40:58Wait, are you seeing this guy?
00:41:01You're nuts.
00:41:03Well, I'm tired.
00:41:05I'm going to go to bed.
00:41:07I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:41:09Bye.
00:41:11Hey.
00:41:13What are you doing up so early?
00:41:15I'm sorry you were fired.
00:41:17It's okay.
00:41:19We both know.
00:41:21Here, take this.
00:41:23What is it?
00:41:25Severance.
00:41:27Thank you.
00:41:29I spent the entire night trying to convince me never to see you again.
00:41:33I'm glad you didn't agree.
00:41:35You know, there's something I've been thinking about a lot.
00:41:37Particularly last night.
00:41:39What?
00:41:41Why don't we open our own agency?
00:41:45Why the hell not?
00:41:47I've saved up a lot of money.
00:41:49And I have excellent credit.
00:41:51What?
00:41:53Well, you're willing to risk all your savings.
00:41:56If you'll be my partner.
00:41:58What's your plan?
00:42:00We'll probably get some concessions on the rent.
00:42:02We'll charge half commission.
00:42:04And this way we'll attract good agents.
00:42:06And the tenants will be better off.
00:42:08And all we need are some desks and some telephones
00:42:10and some money to run some ads
00:42:12and we'll be in business.
00:42:14Here's something else.
00:42:16Can you get listings?
00:42:18Yes.
00:42:20I have an idea.
00:42:22Let's get the three agents you used to work with.
00:42:25Offer each one of them 15% of the company.
00:42:27We'll keep control with 55%.
00:42:29How about that?
00:42:31That'll give Curtis a heart attack.
00:42:33Yep.
00:42:35Can this really happen?
00:42:37You can make it happen.
00:42:39Let's celebrate tonight.
00:42:41It'll be on me.
00:42:43Sounds good to me.
00:42:45Cameriere! Champagne, lobster and linguine all'arrabbiata.
00:42:47It's on her.
00:42:49What's this?
00:42:51I'm not much of a drinker.
00:42:53I'll probably be drunk with the first three sips.
00:42:55That's good.
00:42:57Salute.
00:42:59This is delicious.
00:43:01What is this?
00:43:03Whiskey sour.
00:43:05I never knew a drink could taste so good.
00:43:07I love it.
00:43:09Keep drinking it.
00:43:11This is so exciting.
00:43:13What are we going to call our business?
00:43:15I don't know.
00:43:18Mancini & Reno.
00:43:20I'm the one financing the company.
00:43:22Mancini & Reno it is.
00:43:28I really appreciate the fact
00:43:30that you're making me a partner.
00:43:32Thank you.
00:43:34Want to dance?
00:43:47No.
00:44:11I think I'm falling in love with you.
00:44:13I think you're drunk.
00:44:15Diane, I never met anyone like you.
00:44:18This is a change for me. A great, wonderful change.
00:44:30Wait, I can't. I can't. I'm sorry.
00:44:33Why can't you?
00:44:37I don't want to talk about it.
00:44:41I wish you'd tell me. You can trust me. Just tell me.
00:44:46All right, well, after...
00:44:48After, you know, I found out David died, I just can't explain it.
00:44:52I... I just felt numb.
00:44:55And I wanted to know if he said anything before he died.
00:44:59So I made, like, dozens of calls,
00:45:01and finally I found someone who said he was there when he got shot.
00:45:16Come on in.
00:45:19So what happened?
00:45:24Something terrible. I can't talk about it.
00:45:28What happened to that guy?
00:45:30Well, he got off scot-free.
00:45:32And it turned out he wasn't even there when David died.
00:45:36He'd been kicked out for drugs.
00:45:38And he was shot.
00:45:39He was shot?
00:45:40Yeah.
00:45:41He wasn't even there when David died.
00:45:44He'd been kicked out for drugs.
00:45:46And then I found out he overdosed and died.
00:45:49I still... I still really hate talking about it.
00:45:52I'm very sorry.
00:45:58It's okay.
00:46:12You know how much money we've netted so far?
00:46:14How much?
00:46:15Over $12,000.
00:46:16$12,000?
00:46:17Yeah, our business has been doubling every day.
00:46:19If that keeps up, we'll be richer than Rockefeller in a month.
00:46:22Don't laugh.
00:46:24Let me ask you something.
00:46:25What if you only had one penny,
00:46:27and you doubled that penny each day for 40 days?
00:46:30What would you do?
00:46:31I would...
00:46:32I would...
00:46:33I would...
00:46:34I would...
00:46:35I would...
00:46:36I would...
00:46:37I would...
00:46:38I would...
00:46:39I would...
00:46:40...double the pennies each day for 40 days.
00:46:41What if I told you
00:46:42it would come to over $10 billion?
00:46:45But not $10 billion pennies, 10 billion dollars.
00:46:48Get outta here.
00:46:49Telling the truth.
00:46:50Incidentally,
00:46:51what do your parents think about you business?
00:46:54They'd go crazy if they knew I invested everything,
00:46:57especially with you.
00:46:59Just keep assuring them and I'll be gone soon.
00:47:02I really don't like thinking about that.
00:47:05What if we opened up a branch in California?
00:47:07What about the business you just opened here?
00:47:09It's a diplomatic answer.
00:47:11It's not exactly the one I wanted to hear.
00:47:21Hey, little puppy.
00:47:23Hey, puppy, puppy, puppy.
00:47:27Wait right here. I'll be back in one minute.
00:47:29Okay, we'll move.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:41Lawrence, it's Ferro.
00:47:43I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but Dunbar has made a serious move to take control of Olivetti Enterprises.
00:47:47He made a tender offer of $65 a share.
00:47:51Okay, counter it with $70 a share and knock that son of a bitch out.
00:47:53It's not too late.
00:47:55The judge was very angry when you didn't show up the last time.
00:47:57The same judge?
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01Jesus, Ferro, it comes down to this. If you show up, you win.
00:48:03Ferro, Olivetti Enterprises.
00:48:07Hey, I gotta call you back.
00:48:11My antacids.
00:48:13Can you get off the phone quickly?
00:48:15I can't.
00:48:17It's a little memento from New York.
00:48:19Thank you.
00:48:33That's so cool.
00:48:35It's incredible.
00:48:49I can't stand thinking about you leaving.
00:48:55If you knew all about me, you would have understood.
00:48:57I know you better than you think I do.
00:48:59I love you, Clyde.
00:49:13Your client has been very elusive thus far.
00:49:15I expect him here 9 a.m. Monday.
00:49:17This Monday?
00:49:19Yes.
00:49:21Would your honor consider next Monday?
00:49:23Well, maybe he didn't hear me.
00:49:25I said this Monday.
00:49:27Next case.
00:49:31How did it go?
00:49:33Judge Franklin wants to see you in court on Monday at 9 a.m.
00:49:35Is there any way we can postpone it?
00:49:37No, we tried.
00:49:39I told you. You show up, you win.
00:49:41You don't show up, you lose control of your company.
00:49:43Then I guess you have to take Clyde as me to court.
00:49:45That's crazy.
00:49:47That's too dangerous.
00:49:49We could wind up in jail.
00:49:51Just make sure you do all the talking.
00:49:53Listen, I gotta go.
00:49:55I'll call you back.
00:50:03Hello?
00:50:05Lawrence, I think your home phone is bugged.
00:50:07Do not use your home phone. Use your cell phone, okay?
00:50:11Hey, can I talk to you later?
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:15I can take a hint.
00:50:17Yeah.
00:50:19You were right.
00:50:21The bastards bugged my phone.
00:50:23You sure?
00:50:25I'm holding it.
00:50:27Okay, send the plane to LaGuardia at 2 a.m.
00:50:29Now you're talking.
00:50:31They're gonna think it's not you in court.
00:50:39Chair's still empty.
00:50:41Where's your client?
00:50:43Your honor, my client has...
00:50:45He's been unavoidably detained.
00:50:47I'm afraid we can't wait any longer.
00:50:49I'm sorry, counselor, but in the absence of your client,
00:50:51I have no choice but to decide for Mr. Dunbar by default.
00:50:53Your honor, please.
00:51:01Your honor, we believe that the person standing before you
00:51:03is an imposter, not Mr. Olivetti.
00:51:05This is a very serious accusation.
00:51:07Are you Pharaoh Olivetti?
00:51:09Yes, your honor.
00:51:11Do you have proof of identity?
00:51:13Bailiff.
00:51:23Show this to Mr. Dunbar's attorney, please.
00:51:25Thank you.
00:51:33We apologize, your honor.
00:51:35You should save your apology for Mr. Olivetti.
00:51:37Well, it's been quite a morning, counselor.
00:51:39But things are looking up. Congratulations.
00:51:41Dismissed.
00:51:55Excuse me.
00:51:57Hey.
00:51:59Where have you been all day?
00:52:01I can't tell you.
00:52:03I'm sick of all these secrets.
00:52:05Just trust me, please.
00:52:07All right.
00:52:09Sorry about that.
00:52:11So, yes, this one is literally two blocks.
00:52:13And you can look at the outside of it.
00:52:15And then one more block.
00:52:17Yeah, so look at that one.
00:52:19And let me know if you like this one.
00:52:21Yeah, so, you know, a couple blocks from here.
00:52:23You may as well.
00:52:25Yeah, just turn down.
00:52:27What are you doing here?
00:52:29No, no, no.
00:52:31What's the matter? What is the matter?
00:52:33No, no, no.
00:52:35Wait.
00:52:37Diane, wait. Wait.
00:52:41Diane, wait.
00:52:43Let me explain.
00:52:45I hate you.
00:52:47Diane.
00:53:05Hello?
00:53:07Mrs. Mancini, this is Fred.
00:53:09This is Claude.
00:53:11Good girl.
00:53:13Who was that?
00:53:15I don't know.
00:53:17It was just an irritating sales pitch.
00:53:21Hi, Mrs. Mancini.
00:53:23It's me again.
00:53:25Maybe we got this...
00:53:45Hello?
00:53:47Hello, Mrs. Mancini, please don't hang up.
00:53:49Don't hang up, please.
00:53:51Listen, there's been a big misunderstanding with Diane.
00:53:53I need to speak to her. It's very important.
00:53:55I'm going back to California.
00:53:57Now, look, Mr. Reno.
00:53:59How many times must you be told that my daughter
00:54:01does not want to talk to you, hear from you, or see you
00:54:03ever again?
00:54:05So, please, will you stop harassing us?
00:54:11Did anyone call?
00:54:13From Poughkeepsie. I've asked him to help us with our taxes.
00:54:27Hey.
00:54:33He's gone for good, isn't he?
00:54:39He asked me to say goodbye.
00:54:41Did he leave a number?
00:54:45No.
00:54:55Hey, sorry to bother you.
00:54:57Do you remember Claude Reno, who worked for you?
00:54:59What happened to him?
00:55:01Look at this.
00:55:03I just got this $50,000 check
00:55:05from him and this letter, but he signed it
00:55:07Pharaoh Olivetti.
00:55:09Are you there?
00:55:11I miss him terribly.
00:55:13Me too.
00:55:15It's very lonely without him.
00:55:17His last words told me a lot.
00:55:19It was very wise.
00:55:21I know.
00:55:23And to top it all, I met someone.
00:55:25Someone so different from anyone I ever met before.
00:55:27Is she with you?
00:55:29I think I lost her.
00:55:31I have never known you to be a quitter.
00:55:33Go to her.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:39Bye.
00:55:53Now, how do you say get lost in a town?
00:55:55Mrs. Mancini, please. I need to speak to Diane.
00:55:57Please. Diane.
00:55:59My God, Claude.
00:56:01Why didn't you call me?
00:56:03I did. I did call you many times.
00:56:05Diane, I need to speak to you. Please.
00:56:09Okay.
00:56:39Good morning.
00:56:53When are you leaving?
00:56:55Today.
00:56:59Can I visit you in California sometime?
00:57:03I have an idea.
00:57:05What?
00:57:07Oh, my God. I can't believe you just said that.
00:57:11I hate to see your parents' expression
00:57:13when you tell them.
00:57:19I know how I feel.
00:57:21I just want to be near you.
00:57:33What about the business?
00:57:35Let's give our shares to our agents.
00:57:37That's why you can't save any money.
00:57:39Anything you don't spend, you're giving away.
00:57:53You should think about it more carefully.
00:57:55Why don't you go next week?
00:57:57Next week.
00:57:59What if he asks you?
00:58:01Asks me what?
00:58:03Don't worry, Mom. He's a free spirit.
00:58:05He has no intentions of being held down by marriage.
00:58:07Well, I...
00:58:29Don't forget your promise.
00:58:31I promise.
00:58:35Anything to drink?
00:58:37A dry martini and a whiskey sour.
00:58:39Thank you.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:49Good-bye.
00:58:51Good-bye.
00:58:55Good to see you, bud.
00:58:57I am Mancini, called Reno.
00:58:59Good-bye.
00:59:05How do you do?
00:59:15I'm Pharaoh Liberty.
00:59:17You mean the Pharaoh Liberty?
00:59:19Yes, yes.
00:59:21You're crazy!
00:59:23Oh, my God, Claude!
00:59:25Pharaoh.
00:59:27What in the world are you talking about?
00:59:29Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:31What the hell were you doing in New York?
00:59:33I'm sorry.
00:59:35When we met, I told you it was a long story.
00:59:37I wish I could explain it then, but I couldn't.
00:59:39It all started with my father's wedding.
00:59:49Hello, Barbara.
00:59:51Hi, how are you?
00:59:53Barbara, this is Diane Mancini.
00:59:55Hi, nice to meet you, Miss Diane.
00:59:57This place is amazing.
00:59:59Come, I'll show you around.
01:00:05Oh, my God, I can't believe this.
01:00:11You like it?
01:00:13Yeah.
01:00:15Thank you.
01:00:23This is all really wonderful,
01:00:25but I have to start thinking about a job.
01:00:27I have an idea.
01:00:29What? Reopen an agency here?
01:00:31Not exactly. Maybe.
01:00:33Then what?
01:00:35I'll tell you later.
01:00:37That's not fair. Tell me your idea.
01:00:41Before I met you,
01:00:43I thought I loved another woman.
01:00:45Now I know that you're the only woman I ever loved.
01:00:51That's the first time you've ever said that.
01:00:53It's the first time I meant it.
01:00:55And you know what? What?
01:00:57In New York, you made me a full partner with everything you had.
01:00:59So now, my idea is that
01:01:01here in California, I'm asking you to be my partner
01:01:03with everything I have.
01:01:09Is that your way of proposing?
01:01:11Yes. Will you please marry me?
01:01:41You may now kiss the bride.
01:01:47I now pronounce you
01:01:49Mr. and Mrs. Farrell Alivetti.
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