The Scotsman Sessions #409: Danielle Jam and Rori Hawthorn

Transcript

00:00Yes, mother?

00:01Ah, Ken, they might be a spick proper in school, but you're nae needin' to bring it hame wi'

00:18it.

00:19Yes, mother?

00:20A book wi' a bonny picture, that does nae look like Latin to me.

00:26I know a mass I love alas.

00:32It's what Katie did at school.

00:33I'm nae caring fae Katie's deein, I'm mare concerned aboot mae aein, doctor.

00:39It's my last Dutch class.

00:40If you're nae studying, you should be oot there, listenin' fae the beewits cryin', nae off

00:46in anither land.

00:47Aye, but it's a magic land.

00:50Imagine bein' at a boarding school, surrounded by books, all that knowledge just waitin'

00:56to be discovered.

00:57Yes, see bent there, there's a hail new land that's waitin' fae you, a countryside you

01:04ain't.

01:05You it's in the days you're neither bear nor woman.

01:08Well, when I be like echt?

01:10Earth is earth.

01:11I had nae even shoes on my feet faen a leftie.

01:16Nine year al, my first fee just stayed in Cross fae the fields.

01:19But I was never happier.

01:22Until you met Fae then.

01:25You need our money, daft stories.

01:27I could snick in a loo tae it.

01:29Would you nae like to hear a happy ending?

01:31You'll be sere disappointed if that's what you think life brings.

01:33I promise you'd like Katie.

01:36She used to eyebeer on a new side, but then she learns to be good and ladylike.

01:39But you could still be good with a wind in your hair.

01:43O, how it's said, quine, a ken your Guthrie-side lands for education.

01:48But there's a Murdoch in there, and two Chrisses.

01:54Fae there's Chris, we're books in our English, and mither's Chris, we're Scots in our Peewits.

02:03I've heard of books ending fout clean daft.

02:07Fine, as long as the second Chris doesn't give you another mooth tae feed.

02:12Mither, do you eye you to make a choice, or do you get tae do what you want eventually?

02:19O, Chris, quine, women never get tae dee what they want.