Danda Dost, Khala Kaleji, Gari Hai Jivan Ka Saath, Show Ke Funkar Khelengay Jabeli Mil Ke Ek Sath
Danda Dost, Khala Kaleji, Gari Hai Jivan Ka Saath, Show Ke Funkar Khelengay Jabeli Mil Ke Ek Sath
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00:00 Welcome back, viewers. Now, our segment is Jalebi.
00:02 - Woohoo! - Wow!
00:06 And the first thing I'm ordering here
00:10 is a cup of tea.
00:12 Wow!
00:13 You have to talk to him
00:16 in a way that you want to talk to a guest
00:19 who comes here often and never leaves.
00:22 Bring the cup of tea.
00:28 You're very hot right now. We'll talk when you cool down.
00:31 It doesn't look good to have you here in this heat.
00:37 You have a big mouth.
00:42 What do you think? I'm telling you, he's..
00:45 What kind of a guest are you?
00:49 You won't last long if you break this stick.
00:56 Why did you bring the mug? You come here every day.
00:58 I was making tea and the gas went off.
01:04 You didn't bring anything good.
01:08 I'll have tea with you.
01:10 If you come here again
01:14 I'll beat you up so badly that you'll never forget it.
01:18 And the same guy who told you to leave
01:22 uses you 33 times a day.
01:26 Very good.
01:27 Well done.
01:28 Now, the second thing is the stick.
01:31 Now, you have to talk to him in a way
01:34 that you want to talk to your childhood friend
01:37 who you call your friend.
01:38 Yes. - And you can't do it.
01:40 You can say it today.
01:41 Bring the stick.
01:42 I used to make you understand when you were a kid.
01:52 But you've forgotten it now.
01:54 (Laughs)
01:56 Uncle, she's the one who used to be your friend.
02:01 Where did she go?
02:03 (Laughs)
02:04 If you use such a big toothpick
02:07 there will be a gap in your teeth.
02:09 (Laughs)
02:10 Don't tell anyone that I'm licking you.
02:13 (Laughs)
02:14 Do you know why I told my wife that I have two wives?
02:19 (Laughs)
02:23 Very good.
02:25 Now, bring the stick.
02:27 And talk to him in a way that you want to talk to your doctor.
02:30 It's easy. But the stick you use at the end
02:41 is very big.
02:42 (Laughs)
02:43 Is everything okay?
02:47 You're getting rid of him.
02:48 (Laughs)
02:49 Even poor people are like that.
02:53 You can't even handle rich people.
02:55 Very good.
02:57 You're very smart.
03:02 Yes, I am.
03:03 It's good.
03:04 You had a pant with a small syringe.
03:08 (Laughs)
03:09 As long as your mouth is closed, there's no danger.
03:13 (Laughs)
03:14 What's your life?
03:16 You're useless.
03:18 (Laughs)
03:19 Mr. Shreem is not giving me his address.
03:22 (Laughs)
03:23 Very good.
03:26 Now, bring the Jalebi.
03:28 And he'll think that you're his aunt.
03:31 Oh!
03:32 Wow! You've made it.
03:35 Kind of Jalebi.
03:37 Aunt, you should've answered my questions.
03:41 What do I lack?
03:43 (Laughs)
03:44 We're not that lucky.
03:49 (Laughs)
03:50 Oh!
03:51 Aunt, my father's leg was cut because of you.
03:55 (Laughs)
03:56 Very good.
03:57 Aunt, is there a way to straighten you?
04:00 (Laughs)
04:01 Aunt, why do you always turn around when I talk to you?
04:07 (Laughs)
04:08 Aunt, you're like a mosquito.
04:13 It's better to go to the side than to the front.
04:15 (Laughs)
04:18 Aunt, you're very round.
04:21 Oh!
04:22 If you keep a lot of contact with you, you can get diabetes.
04:26 (Laughs)
04:27 Aunt, you're that guy who doesn't move from the engine.
04:32 (Laughs)
04:33 Aunt, why do you always get into fights?
04:39 (Laughs)
04:40 Yeah! - Very good.
04:42 How do I tell Salim that you're with me?
04:45 (Laughs)
04:47 Aunt, you should come home during Ramzan.
04:50 (Laughs)
04:51 Aunt, what's up with the meso?
04:55 (Laughs)
04:56 Even I don't know about meso.
05:02 (Laughs)
05:03 It's a bad thing.
05:05 (Laughs)
05:06 Aunt, I'm sorry.
05:09 Why do you always turn around when I talk to you?
05:11 (Laughs)
05:12 Good. Very good.
05:15 Okay, next thing is the radio.
05:18 And you have to talk to it
05:20 in a way that you would talk to a bad neighbour.
05:21 Bring the radio.
05:23 Here's the radio. - Okay.
05:26 Here's your neighbour.
05:27 You should lower your voice at night.
05:31 (Laughs)
05:32 Dear, I'll remember you if I tune you like this.
05:35 (Laughs)
05:36 From now on, you'll dance to my tunes.
05:40 (Mimics music)
05:41 (Laughs)
05:45 Dear, I'm a good neighbour.
05:46 You should tell the whole world about me.
05:48 (Laughs)
05:49 That's a good thing.
05:51 Earlier, I used to give you work when I was tired.
05:53 Now, I'll give you a tight slap.
05:54 (Laughs)
05:55 That's a good thing.
05:57 Dear, either you change your house or I will.
05:59 You make weird noises.
06:00 (Mimics music)
06:01 (Laughs)
06:02 At 3.30 at night, you want me to come and entertain you.
06:08 Really?
06:09 (Laughs)
06:10 Stop singing or I'll call you at 1-5.
06:15 (Laughs)
06:16 If you're going to move, I'll slap you
06:18 and then run away.
06:20 (Laughs)
06:21 Dear, if you don't fulfil my wish,
06:25 why should I listen to you?
06:27 (Laughs)
06:28 What's this?
06:30 You talk so much without electricity too.
06:32 (Laughs)
06:33 Just two minutes.
06:36 (Mimics music)
06:37 What?
06:39 (Laughs)
06:40 What?
06:42 Now, you know how to tease Anjali.
06:43 (Laughs)
06:45 Just like my aunt.
06:46 Right?
06:47 She'll be like this.
06:49 Now, I'll bring the perfume.
06:51 And you can talk to her in a way
06:52 that you want to tell your fiance before marriage.
06:55 Here's the perfume. - Wow.
06:59 Dear, apply the perfume.
07:03 You can't sit like this.
07:04 What? What?
07:06 (Laughs)
07:07 You'll still smell the same after marriage
07:11 when you change.
07:12 Wow. - Very nice.
07:13 Very nice.
07:14 (Music stops)
07:15 I'll make my fiance hear you before you.
07:20 (Laughs)
07:21 I don't like the sound of 'psst'.
07:24 (Laughs)
07:25 I'll make you live the life I want.
07:30 But she won't.
07:32 Yes.
07:33 You'll have to be brave
07:35 when I tell you what I'm going to do.
07:37 (Laughs)
07:38 I've engaged to you because of your fragrance.
07:41 Wow.
07:42 (Laughs)
07:43 Smell it. - Wow.
07:46 Wow. - The best perfume
07:48 is not available in this world.
07:49 (Laughs)
07:51 Wherever you pass,
07:52 those paths are filled with fragrance.
07:54 (Laughs)
07:56 I hope your songs don't get hit
07:59 or you'll get a bad name.
08:01 (Laughs)
08:02 Promise me.
08:06 As soon as you smell it,
08:07 you'll be with me forever.
08:09 (Laughs)
08:12 Your younger sister was fine.
08:13 Body spray.
08:14 (Laughs)
08:15 Ladies and gentlemen,
08:19 a short break is available after the break.
08:22 (upbeat music)